end times nigh

[Anonymous No.25893533]

if TSLA implodes the entire market will go with it including our crapto

[Anonymous No.25893594]

>>25893533
His debt grows bigger and bigger

[Anonymous No.25893614]

>>25893533
When will stock anons have a red market?

[Anonymous No.25893623]

>>25893594
he hasn't problems with that

[Anonymous No.25893662]

>>25893614
Not for a while

[Anonymous No.25893668]

>>25893533
It really wouldn't. People would flee to crypto from the stock market.

[Anonymous No.25893694]

>>25893623
yet.
He thinks his fame will bring the stock down. He should've just shorted it and shutted the fuck up. Did he blabber about his housing market short before it actually went down?

[Anonymous No.25893729]

Has anyone actually 'tokenized' stocks yet? Can i short TSLA somehow on crypto markets? I don't want to sign up for a boomer trading platform...

I think I'll go ahead and blindly follow this guy. I know all the top minds post on /biz/ normally, but for some reason I have a bit more confidence in this dude lol

[Anonymous No.25893739]

>>25893668
utter bullshit, newfag idiot, nothing collapsed more in March than crypto, everyone was fleeing crypto
TSLA and BTC have both 10x'd in the same amount of time and have nearly identical charts

[Anonymous No.25893758]

>>25893533
He doesnt look big or short. How did this guy get that nickname? I think 'little tall' would make more sense here

[Anonymous No.25893808]

>>25893533
So that proves, what? He has a 105 IQ? Any nigger can see TSLA is crazy overpriced. Mist stocks are undervalued at the moment, the only stuff that is inflated is memeshit that panicking normies are buying. BTC, physical gold, TSLA. When you hear your mailman or your boomer parents raving about investing in something, that's your signal to sell it.

[Anonymous No.25893847]

>>25893758
His cock is short and super wide, like a soup can.

[Anonymous No.25893889]

>>25893847
Oh that explains it, thanks for clearing that up

[Anonymous No.25893903]

>>25893729
That's what MPH is for once it launches, still cheap to buy btw

[Anonymous No.25893931]

>>25893533
Steve Eisman and this guy are apparently shorting tesla
But Idk guys I think this is a misstep
This is Cathie Wood's time

[Anonymous No.25894092]

>>25893889
Np, I'm Italian so I totally get it,

[Anonymous No.25894133]

>>25893903
Well I know the Lichtenstein exchange is planning on doing something similar, and I'm already holding their lcx bags so I'll pass lol

[Anonymous No.25894149]

>>25893729
Deus.finance is trying to do this

[Anonymous No.25894184]

>>25893729
you will be able to long/short TSLA and 1000s of other assets on Cap

main net trading goes live next week
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/cap

[Anonymous No.25894191]

>>25893533
>Betting against Führer Elon

Lol Big Short just mad he can't bring his Asian waifu to Mars or as Elon likes to call it Super Apartheid.

[Anonymous No.25894233]

>>25893533
This guy is in love with his own legend, and just keeps on fucking up. Tesla is the fucking reaper of shorts. Sure, it has to blow up at SOME point, but there is absolutely no.way of knowing how long this madness will continue.

[Anonymous No.25894293]

>>25893694
>Did he blabber about his housing market short before it actually went down
Of course not, but he was very early on that, and he spent a lot to keep his short position open

[Anonymous No.25894294]

>>25894233
Just like the Nazi's with gold and Switzerland. Elon will be safely living in super Apartheid while people are holding very heavy bags. Wonder if Elon is going to put a automatic bag carrier into one of the cars soon.

[Anonymous No.25894324]

>>25894294
Based af

[Anonymous No.25894360]

>>25893533
You’re delusional

[Anonymous No.25894376]

>>25894294
holy based

[Anonymous No.25894416]

>>25893729
Unironically Bittrex, but I don't trust their platform

[Anonymous No.25894422]

>>25893729
Tdxp.app

[Anonymous No.25894429]

>>25893729
Check mirror protocol, dont know if they allow short trading yet

[Anonymous No.25894448]

>>25893533
But for real, what price would we be looking at when the shit indeed hits the fan? Below 100?

[Anonymous No.25894549]

>>25893533
Michael got lucky with his "big short". Not the fundamental aspect of it, but the timeframe, the entire logic behind the trade was a thing that had been occurring a while, if he had entered the trade 3 years before, in a situation almost identical to the time he did enter the trade, he would have been liquidated.
The only reason why he succeeded was that he didn't discover the bubble prior to 2-3 years before it popped.

Tesla is obviously over valued af, but I don't trust Michaels timing, we could be years away from the inevitable crash.

[Anonymous No.25894760]

>>25894294
KEK.

[Anonymous No.25894865]

>>25894549
Absolutely this. By any 'reasonable' metric, Tesla stock should have collapsed in 2017/2018. Michael could have just as well shorted then. It's obvious the old rules don't apply at this moment in time. I'm not a believer in a new paradigm, but it seems obvious that we are going through a period where previous rules for approaching markets are largely useless, and I have yet to hear a convincing prediction for when we will revert back to a semblance of normality - the obvious culprit, money printing and low interest rates, isn't going away any time soon.

[Anonymous No.25894997]

>>25894865
>s obvious that we are going through a period where previous rules for approaching markets are largely useless
that will make the boom even bigger when it comes

[Anonymous No.25895128]

>>25893729
wouldn't this be illegal in the US?

[Anonymous No.25895687]

>>25894294
lmao. that has to be one heavy duty bag carrier

[Anonymous No.25895920]

>>25893729
You can do it on FTX global. Nice subtle shill

[Anonymous No.25896095]

>>25894416
why?

[Anonymous No.25896601]

>>25893729
There are a few projects working on this flare comes to mind

[Anonymous No.25896662]

>>25893594
The same thing happened in 2008. He still made astronomical profits.

[Anonymous No.25896777]

>>25893729
anon you do know that this guys strategy is to remain solvent for longer than the market to stay irrational right ?

[Anonymous No.25896800]

>>25894865
>"new paradigm!!!1!11": the post
lmao

[Anonymous No.25896983]

>>25893694
>He should've just shorted it and shutted the fuck up
this

[Anonymous No.25897031]

>>25893694
>He should've just shorted it and shutted the fuck up
but what would have this action changed in the great scheme of things?

[Anonymous No.25897048]

>>25893668
Holy fuck, I literally can't even imagine being this delusional and retarded, probably the most retarded thing I read here in the last six months, and that's saying a lot

[Anonymous No.25897072]

>>25893808
>Mist stocks
why?

[Anonymous No.25897129]

>>25893739
Crypto had a bear market while stocks ran I’m 2018-2019 and crypto has ran while stocks languished many times before newfag

[Anonymous No.25897182]

>>25893533
nerd does well once then gets financially obliterated betting against the saudis that own so much of that fkn stock And won’t sell cause Muh oil hedge

[Anonymous No.25897260]

>>25897129
Yeah that's not been true for a while. I expected crypto to surge in March, not collapse even faster than stocks and reinflate even faster than stocks. Tether printing even went parabolic before the Federal Reserve did.

[Anonymous No.25897264]

>>25893931
Eisman gave up (was shorting it years ago)