/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25886911]

How do I ask out women at the grocerie store?

[Anonymous No.25886978]

make obscene gestures with deli meat

[Anonymous No.25887046]

>>25886911
>What are you buying there? Sugar? I got some sugar at my place
At least 6"2' height required. As long as you're tall, these scammers will want to be your gf anyway

[Anonymous No.25887081]

>>25886911
>spot qt cashier
>get two bottles of juice
>pay
>only take one
>"sir, you forgot the other one"
>resond: "that one is for you" *wink*
>leave
>never come back

[Anonymous No.25887088]

>>25886911
Ask them for help with something and just smalltalk as they help you. Next day as she comes in for work, stand naked in the store to assert dominance

[Dirt No.25887096]

>>25886911
Wtf is McSpaghetti???

[Anonymous No.25887109]

>>25886911
I wanna see him wear her like a sock on his cock.. A human cock sock.

This has been trademarked by the way.

[Anonymous No.25887111]

>>25886911
>6'0 vs 5'11

[Anonymous No.25887126]

>>25887081
FUCK That's smooth. I'll try it out when a decent looking cashier shows up.

[Anonymous No.25887139]

>>25887081
that's a man

[Anonymous No.25887152]

>>25887096
It's McDonald's Spaghetti you fucking mong

[Anonymous No.25887198]

>>25887096
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.25887228]

>>25886911
That cashier's body langauge kek.

[Anonymous No.25887241]

>>25887126
post results

[Anonymous No.25887262]

>>25886978
kek, this.

[Anonymous No.25887311]

>>25886911
>been there for 3 years pre-covid
>not a monster like this guy but not a manlet (6'2)
>cashiers get wet at the sight of a white guy in his late 20s

I miss it bros

[Anonymous No.25887313]

>>25887081
I think I had this girl's nudes saved from some thread on 4chan years ago

[Anonymous No.25887314]

>>25887096
Exactly what it sounds like, retard

[Anonymous No.25887342]

>>25887311
Where

[Anonymous No.25887422]

>>25887342
the Philippines

[Anonymous No.25887456]

>tfw when you will never have McSpaghetti

[Anonymous No.25887492]

>>25886911
Can you help me to choose condoms pls?

[Anonymous No.25887499]

>>25887313
kek I used to love baiting people like that

[Anonymous No.25887517]

>>25887456
>save 5k USD
>buy cheapest flight for ~500 USD
>live off 4K USD for 3 months in dirt poor country
>eat mcspaghetti every day
except its sweet and taste weird

[Anonymous No.25887532]

>>25887096
IYKYK

[Anonymous No.25887572]

>>25886911
Step 1: look like a model
Step 2: say literally anything to her and watch her drop to her knees

[Anonymous No.25887609]

>>25887081
>turns to male cashier
>”did you see that total weirdo who just came in and bought me some orange juice? I think he tried to wink at me but his other eye halfway blinked so I couldn’t really tell. I don’t like to drink sugar, do you want this?”

[Anonymous No.25887616]

>>25887499
But I'm serious lol. It was only one pic though.

[Anonymous No.25887690]

>>25887616
keep dreaming..
one day we'll have a gf

[Anonymous No.25887728]

>>25887499
i have it still

[Anonymous No.25887744]

>>25887609
shut up, it worked in a korean drama I watched!

[Anonymous No.25887995]

>>25886911
>try to make small talk with qt cashier at local grocery store
>she interrupts me and says she has a boyfriend
>never return to the store and have to drive half an hour to a store where she isnt

[Anonymous No.25888034]

>>25886911
Chloroform

[Anonymous No.25888060]

>>25887728
>>25887616
I vaguely remember someone posting her "nudes" but it was just a lookalike, a common mistake for Asian girls

[Anonymous No.25888099]

>>25888060
Also the mandatory debate whether she is Asian or not

[Anonymous No.25888136]

>>25887995
Happened to me but at a walgreens

[Anonymous No.25888194]

>>25887081
>under $15 for a pack of Marlborough

How fucking old is this picture?

[Anonymous No.25888244]

>>25887995
>go to class for low tier wagecuck job
>cute girl is in the class
>think about making a move and start talking to her
>she only gives one word replies
>one day as I'm leaving the building I see her on the street kissing some guy probably her boyfriend
>I can hear them giggling behind my back as I walk past them

[Anonymous No.25888256]

>>25887744
>korean drama
that's a funny way to describe weeb cartoons

[Anonymous No.25888340]

>>25887096
We call it Ethereum in the US

[Anonymous No.25888359]

>>25888060
>>25888099
The one I had was definitely her and it wasn't in a thread dedicated to her. It was just like any other coomer thread on /s/ with lots of different girls.

[Anonymous No.25888397]

>>25887995
>never return to the store and have to drive half an hour to a store where she isnt
absolute cuck. the second she says shit like "i have a boyfriend" you have to make clear that she's weird to assume you want her. then actively avoiding the place because she said that... holy fuck you cuck

[Anonymous No.25888405]

>>25888194
>People
>297 ways to look great for less!
April 2012

[Anonymous No.25888418]

>>25887081
>be self loather
>be sippin time
>grocery down the street to pick up snacks and steelies
> pay
>qt cashier asks for id
>gibs
>qt cashier takes id and does a jiggle dance while she enters bday
>be in love for 1 year

[Anonymous No.25888457]

>>25888244
>lost interest in her but a new girl came to the class
>shes cute and sits next to me
>class prepares for a trip to the city to visit a local holocaust museum
>everyone is taking public transportation to get there
>I have a car
>ask the cute girl if she needs a ride
>"no I'm taking the bus with the others" she says
>arrive first there and sit alone in my car eating a pretzel

[Anonymous No.25888459]

>>25888194
Marlboro are $6 a pack where I live in burgerland

[Anonymous No.25888478]

>>25888359
Well I remember thinking that it wasn't her

[Anonymous No.25888480]

>>25886911
Man, I love those tiny little Filipina bodies

[Anonymous No.25888528]

>>25887609
You forgot the part where she calls the cops.

[Anonymous No.25888537]

>>25888397
>she's weird to assume you want her.
I probably wasnt the first to try and she was really cute and I was stuttering at one point you could hear the phlegm building up in my throat
it was painful

[Anonymous No.25888564]

>>25887517
The food in Flip is for dogs.

[Anonymous No.25888632]

>>25888397
>absolute cuck. the second she says shit like "i have a boyfriend" you have to make clear that she's weird to assume you want her. then actively avoiding the place because she said that... holy fuck you cuck
Retard. Just tell her you have a boyfriend too. She'll be super embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.25888643]

>>25887081
>never come back
what's the purpose then?

[Anonymous No.25888744]

>>25888478
Maybe. In my pic she was laying on the bed naked. It was taken by someone else. Probably some guy fucking her.

[Anonymous No.25888873]

>>25888457
>finally get a job after learning it for 3 years
>new coworkers are woman and one of them sits right next to me
>she is really cute, she is tall, blonde and she smells like heaven I fall in love the first time I see her
>we get along great and she even laughs about my bad jokes
>start thinking I have a chance with her
>one day muster up all my courage and ask her if she wants to go eat something during lunch
>"oh no anon I go with other coworker roasties instead"
>later eavesdrop and they are making fun of my Gynecomastia

[Anonymous No.25888875]

>>25887241
Screencapped. Will do.

[Anonymous No.25888917]

>>25888643
A man's goal isn't to have women, but to attract them and make them seethe when you reject them.

[Anonymous No.25888955]

>>25886911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tncd84NYJ1Y

[Anonymous No.25888958]

This picture is the epitome of the pol's insecurity driven ego.

[Anonymous No.25889002]

>checking out at Publix
>female cashier says jokingly "I hope you found everything your heart desired!"
>threw me off but I responded "I did, I found you here"
>she says nothing just sort of blankly stares at me
>possibly disgust but it's hard to tell
>go home and eat my tendie sub

[Anonymous No.25889016]

>>25888917
>rejecting women is fun and fulfilling!
It's fun while you do it but years down the line when you don't have a relationship (or a happy one), it gives you nothing but bone-shattering pain and regret.

[Anonymous No.25889018]

>>25888873
>new girl joins our team for a week
>she is really cute
>want to try my luck but wait til her last day ends
>we get into the elevator at the end of the day and I ask for her phonenumber
>she pretends not to hear it and I ask a second time for her number
>she gives it to me and the entire moment is cringe holy batman you cant even imagine
>couple hours later see her profile picture and it changed to her with her bf which is some gigachad

[Anonymous No.25889108]

>>25886911
>mcspaghetti
lmao is this in the Philippines?

[Anonymous No.25889152]

>>25888873
i suggest you stop masturbating

[Anonymous No.25889155]

>>25886911
"want to have lunch tomorrow?"

[Anonymous No.25889209]

>>25889018
>eventually got fired from the job
>unable to find a new one because all jobs have roastie gatekeepers that throw my CV in the garbage
>reclusive neet coomer for 8 years now

[Anonymous No.25889210]

>>25887995
>>25888244
>>25888457
>>25888873

This isn't r9k bro. If you just met a girl for the first time, don't treat them any different than if they were a guy you were trying to befriend.

>>25888397
He has the right idea.

[Anonymous No.25889281]

>>25889152
this makes zero difference I tried it all
>>25889210
>don't treat them any different than if they were a guy you were trying to befriend.
>if they were a guy you were trying to befriend.
I never tried to befriend any guys because they only pretend to be my friend but laugh about me behind my back

[Anonymous No.25889298]

>>25889018
>>25889209
That's pretty funny. Bravo my fellow neet.

[Anonymous No.25889313]

>fucking this flip girl while I live in manila
>"OMG IM LATE!"
>she's really upset
>"for what? aren't you done with class for today?"
>"no! I was supposed to meet my boyfriend!!"
>"uh...ok"
>she puts her panties on with my cum still inside of her, and gets dressed gives me a kiss and leaves without even taking a shower
>thinking about some cucked flip manlet meeting up with 'his' girl and spending half his wages to take her to a movie or something, while my sperm soaks into her womb
>audibly kek

[Anonymous No.25889333]

>>25889209
Damn bro. What was your job?
You can still make it

[Anonymous No.25889356]

>>25889002
publix workers are in a cult
i love their subs tho

[Anonymous No.25889379]

>>25887081
She'd probably throw it away, assuming I drugged it

[Anonymous No.25889431]

>>25889281
>pretend to be my friend but laugh about me behind my back
maybe you're just very fun to make fun of. don't worry anon, the court needs its fools!

[Anonymous No.25889452]

>>25889333
data entry stuff

[Anonymous No.25889467]

>>25889313
kek
nice job my friend

[Anonymous No.25889507]

>>25888537
You idiot you are supposed to train your body by having lots of non romantic experiences with women. Basically numb your body to women, be around them so much they disgust you.

Its easy to tell who is a boy and who is a man based on the first few words they say and how they say it.

[Anonymous No.25889520]

>>25887109
Yeah by me. Pay up goy

[Anonymous No.25889558]

>>25886911
Dude dont fell for the grocery store qt. They are working there for a reason. I have been dating one some time ago. Basically the dumbest bitch with no hobby, passion, or motivation to change something in her life. Will drag you down to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.25889591]

>>25889558
Based truther

[Anonymous No.25889653]

>>25889558
How old are you guys

[Anonymous No.25889667]

>>25889507
I tried that but it didnt work

[Anonymous No.25889686]

>>25888873
>later eavesdrop and they are making fun of my Gynecomastia
>>25889018
>>25889281
LMAO holy fuck anon you must be some kind of actual freak.
Had a similar experience to
>she pretends not to hear it and I ask a second time for her number
Never repeat yourself, kek
All women are whores bro, and I don't even say this from the viewpoint of a chad, I guess I'm just blackpilled as fuck
They're all the same man, vapid self centered retards. Just do you anon, live for yourself and focus on being doing things you enjoy and not giving a fuck. Once you stop caring about what anyone thinks you start being confident
I realized a long time ago that I don't fit many societal standards but I don't give a fuck, I like myself the way I am and I don't see a problem with it.
Granted, I've always been a bit of a sociopathic loner. Maybe that gives me a slight edge.
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.25889701]

>>25887081
I can't imagine being able to say this without sounding completely autistic.

[Anonymous No.25889734]

>>25887609
my wife works in a chocolate shot
i can confirm it's 100% accurate

[Anonymous No.25889803]

>>25888917
I did this all my life, till I was about to reject a bitch and she forcibly kissed me by surprise and I fell in love. She broke my heart later on. I was counter-rejected.

[Anonymous No.25889814]

>>25889281
it makes a big difference, i suggest you try it more

[Anonymous No.25889905]

>>25888340
underrated

[Anonymous No.25889921]

>>25889686
>you must be some kind of actual freak
I must be there is no other explanation even animals hate me.
I got a dog to cope with the loneliness but he would always bite me so I gave it back to the animal shelter 2 months later
>Just do you anon, live for yourself and focus on being doing things you enjoy and not giving a fuck
I do this and it got me nowhere
>>25889814
no it makes no difference and I cant get it up anymore for some time. if I want to masturbate I have to really work for it and it feels like its not worth it so I barely bother with it

[Anonymous No.25890024]

>>25889921
that is your body trying to heal itself
that is why men who ejaculate a lot eventually get erectile dysfunciton
so that they don't lose their essence any more

[Anonymous No.25890048]

Around December 20th, I was buying some Christmas presents and there was a total qt cashier. While I know she was just doing her job and being nice to me, her smile was beautiful and I thought our interaction went well. I actually managed to talk to her a little bit and said her name.

I’ve been going to target a few times a week since in the hopes I’ll see her while checking out and ask her out. I’m 25 and have never even done that.

Any advice?

[Anonymous No.25890067]

>>25887109
i need to see this too

[Anonymous No.25890167]

>>25889921
>I got a dog to cope with the loneliness but he would always bite me so I gave it back to the animal shelter 2 months later
>I do this and it got me nowhere
Kek anon, you're missing the point. You're not trying to get anywhere. Once (if) you truly grasp the concept of not caring about anything you'll understand where I'm coming from. Enjoy the journey. All we do is eat shit and sleep. You are a fucking animal bro. There's nothing more to life than being alive and living it.

[Anonymous No.25890168]

>>25886911
pretty sure this ginormous lad is/was a world of warcraft streamer.

[Anonymous No.25890171]

>>25889803
Kek she gave you the slip

[Anonymous No.25890181]

>>25889016
I believe one relationship is enough to realize that you don't need one down the line. The fear of a woman destroying what I own gives me more bone shattering pain than not having a relationship at all.

[Anonymous No.25890248]

>on my way out of grocery store
>cute girls walking towards my direction
>she smiles and its the most beautiful smile I have ever seen
>my knees become instantly weak and my heart is bumping at high speed
>grab all my courage to smile back at her
>same moment a chad guy runs past me towards her
>realize she was never smiling at me but at the guy behind me
>spend 30 minutes in the car crying

[Anonymous No.25890282]

>>25890048
Yes you retard.

She was smiling at you since it's her job to do so, and lure you into buying something else, or coming over and over again. Do you realize how many fags are hitting at her daily? Same for female bartenders. They are smiling and chatting, its her job to lure you and buy some more drinks.

[Anonymous No.25890293]

>>25890171
What is "the slip"?

[Anonymous No.25890301]

>>25890248
I'm starting to think you're just making everything up

[Anonymous No.25890306]

>>25889686
Listen bro, I’ve been cucked and heartbroken and rejected many times. Like men, 95% of women are going to not be worth being in a relationship with.

But that other 5%? They are worth your time. They make life better. There are loyal and loving women out there with great qualities, just like there are men. They’re just rare.

[Anonymous No.25890307]

>>25890293
ligma nuts
*shoots you*

[Anonymous No.25890318]

>>25890167
demonic worldview
you are not an animal
if you are scientifically minded, i suggest you watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRSBaq3vAeY

[Anonymous No.25890343]

>>25890167
>the concept of not caring about anything
I stopped caring long ago
havent been to the dentist in 5 years
dont shave and dont cut my hair anymore and wear 10 year old clothes that are not suited for my body anymore

[Anonymous No.25890382]

>>25890301
I wish but tha happened

[Anonymous No.25890393]

>>25890282
Then where the fuck am I supposed to meet a decent girl in this god-forsaken world

[Anonymous No.25890476]

>>25890343
not caring doesn't mean you have to descend into nihilism - you fucked up

[Anonymous No.25890503]

>>25889686
>sociopathic loner.
Me too, it's given me immunity to loneliness but now I'm starting to feel it

[Anonymous No.25890533]

>chilling at the bar
>some 20 something woman sits next to me and tries to talk to me
>stare into her eyes
>"Sorry you're not very pretty and too old also I don't have any interest in casual sex and want a virgin teenage wife, I'm just here to drink please stop bothering me."
>she tells me to go fuck myself
>smile at the bartender and shrug, order another drink
such is life when you have choices

[Anonymous No.25890548]

>>25886911
McSpaghetti? today sucks guys

[Anonymous No.25890641]

Don't shit where you eat.

[Anonymous No.25890697]

>>25890301
I believe him.

[Anonymous No.25890715]

>>25890306
>There are loyal and loving women out there with great qualities, just like there are men. They’re just rare.
I agree with this.
>>25890318
>if you are scientifically minded, i suggest you watch this
I'm not, I left out meditation which is an important part of life as well. Similar to my other post I was speaking a bit in hyperbole.
>>25890343
>havent been to the dentist in 5 years
>dont shave and dont cut my hair anymore and wear 10 year old clothes that are not suited for my body anymore
I should specify here anon, if I didn't already make it clear... You need to take care of yourself. You shouldn't care what OTHERS think. You are all you have, besides your family and maybe close friends.
If you feel like shit and represent that feeling in your outward appearance, how do you expect to catch a qt3.14 anyway? You should value yourself, but you shouldn't give a fuck what others value you as. Otherwise you're trying to conform to their warped standards and then you're not being yourself anymore.

[Anonymous No.25890806]

>>25890715
ah
do you meditate for mental balance or do you want to attain enlightenment

[Anonymous No.25890833]

>>25886911
Coming from an ex-chad, Your best bet is to ...
>Smile
>Start conversation

if you are mentally capable of performing these 2 tasks, congratulations! The hard part is over. Now all you need to do is continue to talk about shit shes interested in, use a lot of body language, and give her the impression that this isn't your first rodeo. Girls can sense when a guy has been around with the ladies. They can sense when a guy is a manlet and isn't comfortable around women.

[Anonymous No.25890840]

>>25890715
>If you feel like shit and represent that feeling in your outward appearance, how do you expect to catch a qt3.14 anyway? You should value yourself, but you shouldn't give a fuck what others value you as. Otherwise you're trying to conform to their warped standards and then you're not being yourself anymore.
You should be honest with yourself. You shouldn't think less of yourself than you are but you also shouldn't think more. Ultimately you are human, you will never be me.

[Anonymous No.25891040]

>>25890343
>only gets one attempt at life
>no do overs
>still chooses to live an uncomfortable lifestyle by wearing the wrong clothes and not taking care of his body

I’m going to take a guess and say you’re also anti-social, listen to depressing music, dont eat healthy and don’t exercise.

If you really “dont’t care about your life”, you’ll spend your time and money bettering yourself to become smarter, stronger and happier.

What’s the worst that could happen?
We’re all gonna die in the end, so why not spend the time here building a happy life.

[Anonymous No.25891069]

>>25888564
>dog food for a dog people
say it ain’t so

[Anonymous No.25891086]

>>25888873
>Gynecomastia

[Anonymous No.25891154]

>>25891040
Your cards are decided at birth. You can't honestly believe that people have any control over themselves or the world around them do you? You're cogs in a machine, you move society and are used until you wear out and get replaced. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.25891249]

>>25888917
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.25891263]

>>25891154
>NGMI

[Anonymous No.25891296]

>>25891086
lmoa

[Anonymous No.25891343]

>>25891263
I've already made it, I was born having made it. I don't delude myself into thinking that my success in life is due to anything other than luck.

[Anonymous No.25891362]

>>25890301
the man you're replying to is 100% honest and very relatable.

[Anonymous No.25891402]

>>25890806
My head is filled with noise, especially if I've been looking at a screen for a while. Meditation helps. Also I enjoy the feeling of moving energy around but that's more of an /x/ conversation
>>25890840
>Ultimately you are human, you will never be me.
If you're trying to convey yourself as some sort of superhuman entity I can't relate, kek. The other part of your post is spot on though

[Anonymous No.25891474]

>>25891402
>If you're trying to convey yourself as some sort of superhuman entity I can't relate, kek
You need to ingest 5g of DMT to fry your brain, only then will you become a god. My head has no noise, completely empty.

[Anonymous No.25891549]

You guys take women too seriously. Just sort of think of them as children and keep a smug dad aura on and it seems to have been successful for me. You wouldnt spend all day worrying or stressing about your kid throwing a tantrum or crying because they thought you didnt love them. You would just rectify the behavior or console them and move on. Being a rock is the idea. The old saying of "you will never win arguing with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level" was truly written about women. I recommend not arguing much at all. Just silently ponder a course of action and then once it has been determined, follow it through decisively. Also, pro tip. The best way to get somebody to reveal societally sensitive information is by pretending like youre like them. As an example, if you want to know if a girl youre with is a whore, drop hints that you dont care about promiscuity. It isnt hard to lead a conversation into something like "yeah people shouldnt be judged by who theyve been with in the past etc" and gauge her reaction (as an aside, the best way to spot a whore is how they interact with other whores. If they see a whore in media or person and go all "you go girl!" theyre a whore.)


Most attractive women are very good at picking up on subtle cues to figure out your emotional state. The women social world is sort of malicious and filled with passive aggression. If you have incongruences between your mind and action, they generally do a good job of picking it up. When I say to think of women as children, I dont mean it maliciously. It is unwise to condescend or look down on women you spend time around, even in your head. Not because hating women is wrong, but because pragmatically it'll leak through your actions and then she'll just become a lot more messy to deal with. Unless youre an individual with total complete control over their every action, in which case im sure you dont need relationship advice from a shitcoin forum

[Anonymous No.25891583]

>>25887572

[Anonymous No.25891654]

>>25889152
does this really help?
i did no fap for 1 year and didn't notice anything different

[Anonymous No.25891663]

Can you imagine him just splitting open that tiny 90lb Filipina, deep missionary style

[Anonymous No.25891705]

>>25886911
Wear your API3 merch T-shirt and she'll be asking you for the number.

[Anonymous No.25891767]

>>25888873
post tits

[Anonymous No.25891979]

>>25891154
you are a colossal faggot
get out of here with your calvinist psyop

[Anonymous No.25892341]

>>25890343
>>25890382
>>25890248
>>25889921
>>25889667
>>25889452
>>25889281
>>25889209
>>25889018
>>25888873
>>25888537
>>25888457
>>25888244
>>25887995
Holy fuck. Lol.
I refuse to believe you are a real person. Or that these things actually happened. Idk man, I’m completely abwarf around girls and I’ve never fucked up this hard, I generally know girls don’t think I’m all the good looking. But shit man it’s like you’re not taking any hints. For one you have moobs and probably all sorts of other problems. If you can’t take care of yourself how do you expect to take care of your S.O. Girls look at you and think “this man can’t take care of me”. That’s what women want, they’re instinctual beasts that need to be shepherded. Lazy fat nasty shepherds get their flock killed. Another thing, you’re not fighting for the girl, your fighting the other men, the other alpha males in the room. If there’s another man in your area or general placement of life then you already lost, they’re looking at him before you because you’re clearly bottom barrel. Once you realize this you’ll start winning. For now stay poor faggit and wallow in your filth and self pity.

[Anonymous No.25892372]

>>25891979
I worship no god except myself.

[Anonymous No.25892380]

>>25892372
Also gay.

[Anonymous No.25892449]

>>25891474
>You need to ingest 5g of DMT
based
Only psychedelic I haven't tried. Been thinking about a shroom trip lately, as the last time I did I found the source and it spoke thru me
DMT interests me though