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How do I profit off this?

>> No.25886557

>>25886493
>mfw white women won't even bother to put this much COORDINATED makeup on.

>> No.25886566

>>25886493
Stay the fuck away from women

You trade your wealth, health and sanity to cum in a wet hole once a month.

If you do this, infinite profits await.

>> No.25886575

Fat women are fun to FUCK
If you say no then you haven't done it

>> No.25886607

>>25886493
Invest in nestle (cat food/litter)
I'd say boxed wine companies but they're mostly private.

>> No.25886640

>>25886566
based

>> No.25886654
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>>25886575
yea but don't they smell?

>> No.25886678

>>25886654
Keep them in a climate controlled environment.

>> No.25886733

>>25886575
>An average obese amerimutt woman is 250kg
have fun fucking jabba the hut

>> No.25886757

>>25886566
>once a month

???

>> No.25886781

>>25886493
Invest in professional feminism

>> No.25886836
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>>25886493

>> No.25886851

>>25886493
By creating an SJW initiative against fat-shaming.
And a "nazi" sports initiative.
Ideally, in addition to donations get money from the CCP for the more communist one or both for creating tension in the US.

>> No.25886949
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>>25886493
coom inside asian girls
buy MCD

>> No.25887054

>>25886575
I've fucked schizo and jukie girls but I'd never touch a fattie

>> No.25887066

Sell soda.

>> No.25887160

>>25886654
You hose down the brap hog first. Make sure to dry all the folds

>> No.25887205

EVERYONE BUY MORE UTZ

>> No.25887291

>>25886566
>>25886836
>>25886493
i'm so fucking lonely
every night i cuddle a pillow and pretend it's a girl
i don't even care about sex
fuck i just want to hear what a girl's voice sounds like
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.25887293

>>25887054
schizo junkie girls are actually the most fun
you can demoralize them and they join in on the fun and take it like champs

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25887302

Invest in pharmaceuticals. Become a doctor. Any kind will work, but cancer business is great.

It's funny because you're being genocided. For profit.

>> No.25887339

>>25887291
can confirm cuddling is often even better than sex
I cant even describe how soft girl skin is

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25887432

>>25887339
>I cant even describe how soft girl skin is
i'm gonna fucking cry, anon
i'm fucking sobbing now
why did god make me ugly?!!?!?!?!?!?!??

>> No.25887453

>>25886493
Charge them by the pound?

>> No.25887472

>>25887432
>crying like a bitch
this is why you're alone

>> No.25887528

>>25887302
>It's funny because you're being genocided. For profit.
If the goyim are poisoning themselves that's their choice. They don't have to eat ice cream and mountain dew for breakfast, they choose to.
If they're doing it by choice there's nothing wrong with making money from it.

Why does google care about chimneys?

>> No.25887529

I've actually been working on a macro theory to guide my investment strategy, that will hopefully guide me to early retirement. It's called "Copes, Cunts, and Kikes"

>copes
invest in business and assets that serve the bottom 80% of men to cope with the fact they will live sup par romantic lives compared to that of their boomer parents (crypto, moneymaxx apps, vidya, escapism/nostalgia in general)

>cunts
unbridled from social constraints, these bitches will go buck wild and spend money as a child would with zero self control (high end fashion, food, attention economy social media whoring)

>kikes
if something does not benefit the donor class and global elite, it will not be viable as well (if the company as international lobbyist and pays off politicians in multiple countries, go long)

It's working so far, but since we are in a 'everything bull run' anything would work

>> No.25887537

>>25887432
as long as you're not deformed and/or short you can always get /fit/

>> No.25887546

>>25887453
kek

>> No.25887560
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>>25887472
no it's not
i'm ugly
simple as
women don't care if you cry, or if you're a murderer, or a rapist
they don't care
they only care about looks
why do you think ted bundy, a literal woman killer, got so many female fans?

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>>25886566
>once a month
You lucky bastard

>> No.25887605

>>25887432
Anon just get hookers. A good one will be nice and do things like this for you as long as you reciprocate. I promise it does wonders for mental health

>> No.25887619
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>>25887537
>as long as you're not deformed
anon...

>> No.25887632

>>25887560
facts

>> No.25887646

>>25887560
In HS I had multiple girls crush on me even though they admittedly thought I was gave off serial killer schizo energy. It wasn't right

>> No.25887671

>>25887560
ok skinny fat lazy nigger with no self control. stay miserable.

>> No.25887674

>>25887560

Cause he was handsome, dangerous, and famous. Not just handsome. Plenty of handsome men out there getting ignored.

>> No.25887682

>>25887619
fuck man, then your only chance is plastic sugery on your whole body
fly to korea or something

>> No.25887729

>>25886575
This is a lie and cope. I gave it a chance and was baited. Please don't fall for this.

>> No.25887797

>>25887646
honestly same, i think
but i had moobs which were only noticeable when i took my coat off, so i refused their advances
>>25887671
i'm not tho, anon
i just have moobs for no reason
it actually looks worse because i'm not fat
>>25887682
i don't have the money yet
i haven't made it
i'm a poorfag :(

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>>25886566

>Once a month

>> No.25888044

>>25886557
Seems like a lot of wasted resources just to walk at the park or shop for grocceries.

>> No.25888134

>>25887560
Shut the fuck up you pathetic robot. If you're so sure of the platitudes you're spouting, then how about you do something about it? Use your gay-ass charts and graphs to give yourself a goal to aim for via fitness, or, if you truly believe you're too ugly for that to make a difference, then realize that you are completely liberated from the desire to find a partner and focus your efforts on nobler pursuits. If you are too lazy to even give yourself a fighting chance, you not only don't deserve companionship, you also don't deserve food, shelter, and safety. Your hand-wringing is a drain on others and if I were to ever encounter you in my neighborhood, I would dunk your head in a toilet and pull your pants down and tie your shoelaces together. Get the fuck off this board.

>> No.25888189

>>25886493
Ah there is something so nice about horse face, ugly asian girls. Just pulling their hair and spitting in their mouth is based.

>> No.25888219

>>25888134
>then realize that you are completely liberated from the desire to find a partner
i'm not tho
i still have the desire but can never realize it
what? would you tell someone serving a life sentence in prison to "man up" as well?

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>>25888219
>would you tell someone serving a life sentence in prison to "man up" as well?
Yes

>> No.25888293

>>25886493
Personal trainer

>> No.25888314

>>25886493
back to /pol/ with you, degenerate

>> No.25888371

Mail order African husband service

>> No.25888922

>>25887560
I'm a decent looking dude and 6' tall and I don't get any girls cause of my personality. looks really aren't everything especially if you're an autist introvert.

>> No.25888957

>>25888044
>implying the wearer of said make-up isn't already a waste of resources.

>> No.25889019

>>25888922
i'm 6'1
is it the moobs or the face or the personality that makes them hate me?

>> No.25889607

>>25889019
I dunno. I don't have moobs or a bad face and even I've mostly given up due to my personality. I just talk to Chinese girls online instead

>> No.25890880

>>25887797
>>25889019
this nigga really doesnt know about nolvadex or even better, raloxifene

>> No.25891046

>>25886575

They really aren't, had 3 fat girls, only one was good and that's because I was slightly drunk and was more into the kissing than the actual sex

>> No.25891118

>>25887537
5'7 im not gonna make it bros

>> No.25891141

>>25890880
i'm 21, anon
isn't this stuff for teens going through puberty?
i think it's too late for me
thanks anyways, tho

>> No.25891688

Sex dolls, they will go mainstream.
The stigma is what holds the market back, once it's normalized like porn it will take off. Pair with ar/vr and it will be industry redefining.

>> No.25892662

>>25891688

Unironically this, I'm surprised it's not already a big thing, especially in China as their one child policy made it statistically impossible for Chinese males to find wives, with there not being enough females. Or Japan with their very reclusive culture

Or just about any first world country with a sub culture of NEETS and internet addicted, introverted losers (me)

>> No.25892790

>>25891688
Sex dolls looks creepy and take up space. VR sex is more likely to gain popularity.

>> No.25892856

>>25886566
why once a month when you can do it everyday

>> No.25893367

>>25886493
I'm pretty sure >she also disabled that "AI" thing on the phone