I Basically Made It

[Anonymous No.25885819]

I just realized that if I started slacking off at work right now and just did nothing, it would take at least a month or 2 before they fired me, then I could get unemployment for 6 months, and by the time it ran out, my whole crypto stack will have mooned and I could just retire. My boss literally has no control over me. I could call him a bitch faggot and spit on him and it would be a win win for me. Is it dangerous to have this much power?

[Anonymous No.25885861]

as long as you can keep your health insurance then you're good

[Anonymous No.25885915]

>>25885861

This is why I can't quit my job right now. How do I get around this?

[Anonymous No.25885930]

>>25885819
I quit back in aug and went on bennies

Full time day trader now stacking bookoo bucks

[Anonymous No.25885938]

>>25885819
In brazil they have a saying, não conte com o ovo no cu da galinha

[Anonymous No.25885948]

Has your boss ever sexually assaulted you?

[Anonymous No.25885968]

>>25885861
The only reason I am still working.

[Anonymous No.25885981]

>>25885930
Teach me the ways of day trading, papa

[Anonymous No.25885983]

>>25885861
They extend health through the end of the year

[Anonymous No.25886020]

>and by the time it ran out, my whole crypto stack will have mooned and I could just retire.
See you next week.

[Anonymous No.25886029]

>>25885819
why not just persevere for another 6 month then give the finger to your boss instead of slacking off now like passive aggressive child.

[Anonymous No.25886030]

>>25885819
I know that feel bro, I'm thinking it's time to stop working at my wfh job.

I just got up to 1.2 BTC, I'll be a millionaire by EOY.

[Anonymous No.25886031]

>>25885819
>and by the time it ran out, my whole crypto stack will have mooned and I could just retire.
hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.25886038]

>>25885915
What country do you live in? If you're a burger and you quit without any "gross misconduct" then you're entitled to continue paying for 18 months of your current employer's plan through COBRA, which keeps you covered starting the day you lose your employee health insurance.

[Anonymous No.25886056]

>>25885819
I'm considering killing myself for the next 11 months so I don't have to wait

[Anonymous No.25886122]

>>25885938
good saying amigo comedor de macacos

[Anonymous No.25886123]

>>25886029
finger is bunt bridges, if slack he always has a cage to go back to or at least someone can vouch for effort and good attittude.
>pandemic pressure changed the nigga

[Anonymous No.25886172]

>>25885819
Just do the bare minimum required to stay employed and keep collecting a paycheck. Going unemployed right now without 100% certainty that you will be fine financially is really stupid.

[Anonymous No.25886191]

>>25886038
>What country do you live in? If you're a burger and you quit without any "gross misconduct" then you're entitled to continue paying for 18 months of your current employer's plan through COBRA, which keeps you covered starting the day you lose your employee health insurance.

So I need expensive appointments due to past stuff, roughly every 3-6 months. I think i'm going to wait until after my next appointment + when they make me start going to the office again. When I have my last day, after that I have an 18 month window? Is that what you're telling me?

[Anonymous No.25886276]

>>25885819
>Not knowing that BTC will collapse soon

[Anonymous No.25886376]

>>25886191
do some research on COBRA, it's basically a surefire way to make sure you're covered by your employer's healthcare plan in between jobs. Look at reasons your employer can deny you COBRA (that includes "gross misconduct") and be sure to avoid them. COBRA coverage can also terminate at any point if
>your previous employer decides to no longer provide an employee health plan
>your previous employer goes bankrupt
Unlikely scenarios but you should to be informed regardless

[Anonymous No.25886382]

>>25886029
>>25886172
I'm not quitting. I'm just saying if I decided to just stop giving a fuck and do the bare minimum, it would be a win win because in the unlikely event that they fired me, I would still be okay. I literally don't have to do anything my boss tells me.

[Anonymous No.25886464]

>>25886029
>give the finger to your boss
>at the peak of the bull cycle
>boss notices this correlation
>boss knows your address
what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.25886465]

>>25885819
you think you aint replaceable with immediate effort. if you start slacking. it will get noticed faster then you think. i also was buddy buddy with boss. but when i took 2 weeks off without saying shit. i got fired. you can always be replaced.

[Anonymous No.25886502]

>>25885819
That's not how unemployment works nigger. >>25886020
lel
>>25886382
>he hasn't already done this

[Anonymous No.25886510]

>>25886038
>COBRA


Oh yeah, go ahead and pay $1500 a month for coverage.

[Anonymous No.25886522]

>>25885819
Congratulations anon

[Anonymous No.25886526]

>>25885938
are you living like a king in brazil with cryptos?

[Anonymous No.25886610]

>>25886382
>25886382
>there are people doing more than the bare minimum

[Anonymous No.25886642]

OP that's a terrible idea. Work and make crypto money on the side.

[Anonymous No.25886679]

>>25885915
Not be fat so you dont need it

[Anonymous No.25886710]

>>25885819
Don't burn bridges. If you are confident you don't need the job, just leave on good terms. You'd be destroying a connection you could exploit in the future, even if it's simply needing a good reference. You don't know where you'll be in the future, even if you're 99% sure crypto will pan out well for you.

[Anonymous No.25886747]

>>25885819
You are at a 100% loss until you sell, and you sell with more made than you put in.
Until that happens, you are on the road toward becoming both poor and jobless.

[Anonymous No.25886753]

I did this and lived full time on day trading bitcoin

I just got wrecked yesterday and lost everything and will apply at mcdonalds later this afternoon

[Anonymous No.25886763]

>>25885819
> Anon spits in bosses face and gets fired
> Market crashes
> Bear market for 3 years
> Anon has to sell all his crypto to make ends meet and spends the rest of his life working as a Chic-Fil-A cone

[Anonymous No.25886813]

My concern is that I might make it, quit my job, and then the next day crypto crashes 80%

I'll probably want to keep working for at least a few years after making it just to feel like I can be secure when I decide to fuck off

[Anonymous No.25886815]

>>25886679

Nah I have a serious illness that came out of nowhere. I like to think it's under control now but uk how it is.

[Anonymous No.25886883]

>>25885819
let me guess
your skin is some shade of brown?

[Anonymous No.25887022]

>>25885819
Oy vey no anon no amount of crypto will bring as much satisfaction as an accomplished career! Please reconsider.

[Anonymous No.25887037]

this euphoria is probably dangerous. I have a £3500 stack that I’m pretty hopeful about but for some reason while everything was mooning I got cocky and IRL trolled a manager at work (disobeyed her, told her I have no idea who she is, said ‘ok congratulations’ when she said she’s a manager of the store, told her a made up name when she logged the ‘incident’). nothing actually came of it but I realise now I was partly fuelled by believing I’m gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.25887069]

>>25886883

This isn't the 50's man these make-work jobs that produce nothing to be proud of are taxing on a man's psyche.

[Anonymous No.25887333]

>>25886813
You want to set up a safety net with a few years' worth of living expenses in some other asset class that's liquid and low risk and hold on to that in addition to your trading port. Have your trading port be 2x the size it would need to be for the expected average income to meet your living expenses. Then you can retire and feel comfy. Also make it a high priority to set up another income stream that's also big enough to live on by itself. Then you can feel maximum comf.

[Anonymous No.25887436]

>>25886276
This. OP should sell and stop imagining himself a titan of industry. All you did was buy internet points.

[Anonymous No.25887555]

>>25885861
*laughs in rest of developed world*

[Anonymous No.25887637]

>>25885819
Look at this faggot. This is your first bullrun, clearly.

You'll be begging him for your job back when you don't sell the top, and you're left with lower than your initial investment.