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/biz/ I have money. What the fuck do I do with it?

I see it in my account and it just mocks me. Jeers and cackles. I'm not rich. i only have about 10k available, but what do I do other than spend it like a good goy?

>> No.25900

Invest in whiskey and whores.

>> No.25911

>>25900

I see /biz/ is starting off strong with cancer.

>> No.25953

Give away the $10k to a (sane) homeless person under the condition that you are allowed to film them until they reach $0 or $1 million, whichever comes first. Follow his spending habits, see where he goes, and get his thoughts. Post the video of it on YouTube with the title "Giving a homeless guy $10,000", and allow ads to be shown on your video. You will make more than $10,000 from the ad revenue on YouTube as it goes viral. Expect 3 to 7 million hits, if not more.

>> No.25962

>>25911
You know, I'm sure that distilleries and brothels (in countries where they're legal) could actually be rather lucrative.

>> No.25984

>>25884
Loansharking

>> No.25989
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25989

>>25962

>> No.26010

>>25884
https://personal.vanguard.com/us/funds/tools/recommendation

Let vanguard build you a diversified portfolio, and use it like a savings account

>> No.26068

Grab a subculture and organize events for them. If you're a dick you can get quite a lot from ticket sales and drinks while not investing that much into the event itself.

>> No.26084

>>25953
fucking do this. Seriously this is such a cool idea

>> No.26173

Move to Colorado/Washington/Alaska, invest in booming marijuana business.

>> No.26393

>>26084
you and >>25953 are retards.

>> No.26420

>>25884
http://gpw.pl/root_en

>> No.26453

doges

>> No.26499

Spend money to make money

>> No.26517

>>26010
Is there a UK version of that?

>> No.26526

>>26173
This. One of my coworkers did this back when it first became legal. He's since tripled his money.

Alternatively, wait until it hits the ballot in another state, then find a local business to invest in.

>> No.26553

>>26420
> Polish stock market.

No. It's liquidity is so shit it makes it nothing more than a casino.

> Source:
I've been investing in Polish stocks since 2007.

>>26453
Fuck off and die. It's not a joke, seriously, just die. You and your family.

>> No.26570

>>26173
I'd think twice about this. Remember, pot might have achieved certain levels of legality in those states, but it remains Schedule I under federal law. All it would take is one DEA political crony in DC looking to make a name for himself, and you could find yourself dealing with anything from continuous IRS harassment to actual arrest and federal prison time.

>> No.26591

>>25884
donate to free software foundation

>> No.27670

>>25953
I have a couple hundred k and not that attached to it, I'd actually do this if I wasn't such a social anxiety failure.

>> No.27688

>>27670
A few amendments though: the first episodes would addition hobos to find out who's actually going to try to do something interesting other than blow it on their tranquilizers of choice.

Great idea >>25953, hope someone goes with i.

>> No.27694

>>27688
audition*

>> No.27697

>>26173
Competition has to be pretty stiff. CO has a ton of dispensaries already.

>> No.27698

buy bitcoins

>> No.27730

>>27697
Quite right. The market is pretty much saturated in Colorado, and it's pretty bad in Washington too. If someone is interested in getting into the emerging legal weed business, it would be best to be patient and jump in in the next state to legalize. There are still 48 untapped markets which will open up within the next decade or two.

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27781

>>25911
stupid questions deserve stupid answers, anon.

Also OP, I recommend creating a diverse portfolio in hats. Start slow, buy some stock in your standard baseball cap (BBPI, CAP) and winter hats (COLD). As you grow more confident you should venture into slightly more volitle Derby and Top hat markets (EUPH is hot currently, MMY and HT are probably good bets).

best of luck

>> No.27882

>>26553
>It's liquidity is shit.
Sure thing buddy. Many things changed since 2007. You obviously have some bad experience with GWP. You bought CINEMA CITY or some other slow ass paper, because of the positive recommendations and now you are acting like a baby because "they tricked you".

>> No.27908

>>26010

This.

Your priorities:
>Pay debts
>Invest in decent education
>Passive low-risk securities

>> No.27919

http://www.lse.co.uk/stock-picker.asp

>> No.27979

>>27919
>Penny Shares Active Today

>> No.28077

>>25953
How much would you make from ad revenue from 3 to 7 million hits? Let's say you had 20 or so episodes, with the first video starting at the most views and each one after getting less but still in the millions.

>> No.28120

>>27979
British penny shares are regulated

>> No.28158

>>25884
positions trading