Pajeet born and raised in Mumbai

[Anonymous No.25872864]

AMA
>inb4
No i don't shill shitcoins here, just take my daily shit and ask for advice.

[Anonymous No.25872871]

>>25872864
where do you take shits

[Anonymous No.25872889]

>>25872864
fuck off pajeet

[Anonymous No.25872925]

>>25872864
what scam do you do to earn a living and what fake degree did you buy?

[Anonymous No.25872927]

>>25872864

[Anonymous No.25872949]

How long has it been since you've observed someone shitting in the street?
What is the nastiest thing you've seen in person (or heard of) floating in the ganges?

[Anonymous No.25872953]

unironically you are lucky you can afford to live off airdrops doing nothing all day

[Anonymous No.25872969]

>>25872864
1- Have you ever taken a shit outside?
Be honest, I really want to know, most burgers have sharted themselves at least once, I'm a euro so I'll never laugh at you harder than I laugh at burger martsharters.
2- Have you ever scammed anyone in crypto?
I have so be honest, in Jan 2018 there were lots of normies so I scammed 3k euros out of some boomers with clone ICO websites, used it to buy link.

[Anonymous No.25872975]

>>25872864
Have you ever been in the kleros court in mumbai?

[Anonymous No.25872976]

>>25872871
In Vancouver, BC.

[Anonymous No.25872988]

>>25872864
do you have gf?

[Anonymous No.25873006]

>>25872925
None. presently doing a masters here in Cucknada

[Anonymous No.25873012]

>>25872864
How many btc and eth you hold, if none i believe you are real pajeet

[Anonymous No.25873047]

>>25873006
how muh niggerdick do you spam on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.25873056]

i have a few questions
- i once asked /desi/ what they thought of the bitch lasagna posters and they said they were all backwards people from uttar pradesh. is this your opinion or what do you think of those from UP?
- what is your personal feeling about gandhi and nehru's role in the formation of the country and responsibility for partition? what do you think could have been done better?
- where do you see india economically and politically in the next decade?
- since you're from mumbai and on 4chan i assume you must be rather cosmopolitan and middle class, how is modhi and hindutva more generally seen by your cohort?

[Anonymous No.25873069]

>>25872864
What's your net worth and salary?

[Anonymous No.25873105]

>>25873006
>None. presently doing a masters here in Cucknada
oh and one last thing, how are people who choose *not* to do higher education abroad perceived by the well-to-dos in indian society? is a doctorate from, e.g., JNU viewed as "just as good" as Oxford/Cambridge/Stanford/ivies?

[Anonymous No.25873139]

>>25872864
Are you pissed off at Indians for making millions of people prejudice with their industrial scamming?

[Anonymous No.25873165]

>>25872949
When I was traveling on the Western line train going to work in Mumbai 4 yrs back, just before I left India. You see poor people every morning shitting beside the tracks.
Never been to north india, where ganges is located. i am from the western part of India.
was sheltered as a kid, mom n dad both always drove me to school, nothing particularly nasty besides 4chan /gif/ rekt threads

[Anonymous No.25873172]

>>25872976
Say hi to Naurdwar for me sir

[Anonymous No.25873202]

Thanks, OP

[Anonymous No.25873229]

>>25873165
do you hold any resentment toward developed countries and the west more generally not only for india's colonial past but also the incredibly high standard of living enabled by outrageous exploitation of indian laborers? for example, the indian iphone contractor that was recently found to be paying people wages of 7 USD per month? sorry to ask this in such a leading way, but i don't know how i could not be outraged by this as an indian, but i am myself a middle class westerner so idk.

[Anonymous No.25873258]

>>25872864
bhai cucknada m kiya kisi whitey ko

[Anonymous No.25873282]

>>25872969
1. never. not even as a kid, like as in how kids poop their pants sometimes. in fact im actively germophobic and this Covid 19 has been a blessing for me since now normies too have begun paying attention to using sanitizers and ensuring sanitation. i cant poop outside my home washroom, even then, I listen to heavy metal so as to obscure the sound of me pooping, and inhale through my mouth so that I never smell the stench.
2. im a noob to crypto, rode the bull run in Dec 2020, came here from /pol/. made lotta money thanks to you anons

[Anonymous No.25873317]

>>25872864
When are you emigrating?

[Anonymous No.25873321]

Do you use designated spots for your daily street shitting or it is random?

[Anonymous No.25873326]

>>25872864
How much crypt toe do you hold

[Anonymous No.25873328]

>>25872975
no sir, but did u do the needful sirs?

[Anonymous No.25873380]

>>25873317
Nevermind, I see you already have. What a surprise.

[Anonymous No.25873399]

>>25873047
i hate niggers ew. im also a refugee from /pol/ btw, I got disheartened after Trump lost, now I'm happy that i moved on from politics. political loyalty hurts you emotionally i learnt that the hard way after daddy trump lost.

[Anonymous No.25873592]

>>25873165
>>25873282
>>25873399
Who are all these whores

[Anonymous No.25873640]

>>25873399
You type like a robot 9000 zoomer. Enjoy buying the top.

[Anonymous No.25873705]

>>25873056
yeah its true. they don't know english very well, so they just make mistakes stringing together english words properly. th sad reality of india is that people in india judge your worth by your competency in english. you maybe an excellent programmer, but you'd be hard-pressed to get a good job without good english skills

gandhi and nehru were the elite statesmen and shot callers of those times. similar to say, joe biden. members of the establishment. they simply wanted to cement their place in history, in essence they had no good or bad feeling towards the countrymen. i believe the reservation system should have been done away with.
india won't grow too much within the next decade let alone be a superpower. there's gonna be a massive flight to UK CA and AUS though.

Modi and Hindutva is seen very positively, I'm a Marathi Brahmin myself, my granddad was an RSS member. hes seen similar to Erdogan in Turkey and Trump by certain US households. But idc much. Like I said Ive given up on politics after trumps defeat last year.
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>>25873056

[Anonymous No.25873725]

>>25873399
>I got disheartened after Trump lost, now I'm happy that i moved on from politics.
You a pajeet nigger from India, studying in Canada, why the FUCK would you care about American politics lol

[Anonymous No.25873768]

>>25872864
What do you think of indian Joker?

[Anonymous No.25873773]

>>25873069
Looking for work.
I was a data analyst intern who got laid off due to covid last year. i also haughtily rejected a tech support position late last year because i felt 'it was below me' and that i should look for 'higher status' roles such as a developer or data analyst.

[Anonymous No.25873832]

>>25873399
How do you cope with a fact that all of the white girls that you're posting would look at you with disgust?

There are some Pajeets in my town that I notice in my corpo gym and you cant tell in a blink that all are total simps unsuccesfully chasing for white puss. Most of the girls are literally running away and rush out of the elevator when any poo enters

I am laughing my ass off when I see them wearing jeans and flippers all the time. They seem like from different planet lol

[Anonymous No.25873874]

>>25873172
what's naurdwar? u mean north van?

>>25873139
yep i am, you have to realize indians are the most materialistic and unscrupulous people in the world, just a tad below chinese and jews.

[Anonymous No.25873887]

>>25873705
ty for the detailed responses anon

[Anonymous No.25873918]

>>25873105
nope. people all over asia are more biased towards the 'white mans' things than our own.

[Anonymous No.25873966]

Don't listen to the Redditors OP, you are based af Love you bro

[Anonymous No.25874004]

>>25873229


>>25873229
absolutely not. i absolutely don't resent the british colonial empire. a political campaign was launched by a politician here called Shashi Tharoor. That guy wanted to inculcate a victim complex among indians regarding the british, similar to niggers and democrats and slavery.
also, i dont care about any morals or ethics. i cant be bothered if someone is getting paid even a dollar for that job, let alone 7.

[Anonymous No.25874043]

>>25873258
nahi. meri maal baithi hai india me.

[Anonymous No.25874115]

>>25873012
$50 worth of eth. $2400 worth BTC $50 each in ada and xlm. am i gona make it?

[Anonymous No.25874127]

>>25873725
Because that's how the outrage (((news))) works.
It is designed so people from the other side of the world get distracted by something they cant control and has no impact on their day to day life.

[Anonymous No.25874163]

very stupid mumbai specific question, how well can hindi speakers NOT from maharashtra understand marathi? if you tried speaking marathi to some random person in delhi would they be able to understand you at all?

[Anonymous No.25874222]

>>25873725
because i empathise with the American people. i cant stop feeling bad for stupid americunts who voted against their own interests and elected a braindead limp wristed leader who will do nothing and watch listlessly as the globalist jew bankers butcher the golden calf that is America, and then move on once it has been sold off to the Chinese or other foreign interests.
I also empathise with white people, and wish they do not get genocided.

[Anonymous No.25874298]

>>25873768
first time seeing this, cringe n funny af

[Anonymous No.25874339]

>>25874222
>I also empathise with white people, and wish they do not get genocided.

Except white people look at you with disgust, make fun of you, and white American women find you undesirable.

[Anonymous No.25874396]

>>25873832
i dont have to cope fren, i have my gf sitting back in india.
plus i have made peace with myself that im a solid 6/10 by canadian standards. i understand that even if i wanted to, i couldn't attract a hot white roastie unless i was uber rich

[Anonymous No.25874458]

>>25874163
nope.
punjabis here in Canada don't even know what 'marathi' is lol.
i introduce myself as a bhaiyya north indian since my last name is actually Pande. and i look the part too!

[Anonymous No.25874499]

>>25874339
true, but that's up to them. you can't change how others feel about u anon, you have to change your perspective.

[Anonymous No.25874699]

>>25874499
How much for a curvy clean top-tier Pajeeta Escort in Mumbai?

[Anonymous No.25875054]

I'm a pajeet born and raised in Andhra Pradesh (south India)
AMA

[Anonymous No.25875289]

>>25874396
>>25874499
unironically I think big boob Indian women are the hottest women

t. used to date a Pooja with triple Ds

[Anonymous No.25875367]

>>25874115
Eventually faggot, not this run tho

[Anonymous No.25875502]

>>25872864
why do you guys wears sandals literally all the time

[Anonymous No.25875569]

>>25873399
fair enough based poojeet, hoe's life in Bombay, I have citizenship despite being white and UK is fucked, i want to stay and fight but the sheep are sheeping and there's nothing I can do

[Anonymous No.25875830]

>>25874222

[Anonymous No.25875839]

>>25875054
thoughts on the naxalites? what are they up to nowadays anyway?