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Bonded Finance is all you need.

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed

To them I said, not selling, didn't read

Next they screamed until they were blond

but i'm never selling, not even 1 BOND

again they swore it was a scam

but I couldn't hear I was choosing my lam

each day getting closer to no-BOND tears

they laughed and pointed, shouted COPE!

But I simply smile, as they tied their rope

despite all the FUD, the torment, the fear

I knew deep down it would be $1 EOY

then one day, out of the blue, BOND was 10 cents, 15, 22.

“you'll never make it, it's a pyramid scheme!”

BOND's only value is a pajeet dev Sameme!

My GOD, all this FUD over some Bondies?

I thought to myself as my wallet grew fondly.

Then one DAY, I never thought it'd cum

all these Non-Bondies wanted some!

They BEGGED and CRIED and screamed, and pleaded

PLZ SIR 1 BONDY is all I NEEDED!

The moral is this in case is needs telling

despite all this, didn't read, not selling.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x64c29aac69d3122f6e5531ceca1b753f95350af4

>> No.25869604

Bonded Finance to $1 Total Market Cap
after Sameep meep exits stage left
Ive already lost 30% eth on this utter tripe

>> No.25870039

>>25869604
Good. Sell the bottom. Then watch it 20x ETH in Q1 without you.

>> No.25870067

Suck chink controlled shittoken instead. Top decision fren. This tards try to beg you to invest in their trash pool. Don’t believe them if you aren’t a idiot. Check Poolz, legit DeFi with NFT. You will thanks me later

>> No.25870073

>>25870039
Any news on this shitcoin? When is v1 launching? Any date? Have they finished their fucking audit at least?

>> No.25870251

>>25870039
im staying in
just venting

>> No.25870307

>>25870073
Audit's almost wrapped. Good tings take time.

>> No.25870680

>>25869387
i liked this poem the first time and i like it again.
on that note, when the FUCK is bonded going to be done with this audit

>> No.25870701

>>25870680
soon (tm)

i'll always remember a quote from Rory where he said "you get one chance at main net"

applies here.

>> No.25870753

>>25870680
presumably soon. what should be obvious is that buying right now is buying on the right side of this release. waiting until it's out before you buy is dumb as balls.

>> No.25871229

>>25870753
If you think the opportunity cost is too much, I get it, but this is a 4M cap. it can 3x out of nowhere and then level out and run without you at any moment.

Not risking it. Not getting priced out again.

>> No.25871609

>>25871229
yeah agreed. no risks means no making it. this has the potential to be the most lucrative crypto almost anyone on biz has bought. most idiots will buy the top out of fear. scared money is non-profitable money.

>> No.25871953

>>25871229
This. I don't trade. Traders get fucked. Simply buy early and hold. I don't care if it takes a year. The gains are still unlike ANYTHING the stonk market or any other bullshit will give me.

$1 is FUD.

>> No.25872371

PAJEETS STOP SHILLING UNTIL MAIN NET

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>>25869387
>>25870039
Based and BONDpilled
This the the coin that will launch my 5 figures far into 6 figure hell.