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I recorded all of my farts, bros.

https://vocaroo.com/1l07RjmWFJE1

>> No.25865102

UH OH STINKY

>> No.25865114

>>25865059
That last one was great, congrats, OP

>> No.25865151

>>25865114
>congrats
thanks bro

>> No.25865183

>>25865059
Best thread on biz right now

>> No.25865220

>>25865183
I know, right?

>> No.25865244
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>>25865059

>> No.25865275

>>25865059
you could be learning how to calculate least common multiples or how to do long multiplication/division

>> No.25865303
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>> No.25865321

ART

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>>25865059
oooh eee i can smell it from here

>> No.25865356
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>>25865102
>>25865114
>>25865151
>>25865183
>>25865220
>>25865244
>>25865275
Bros it stinks really bad in here right now. I haven't showered in weeks.

>> No.25865394

I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thanks OP

>> No.25865396
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25865396

>>25865059
Unironically better than most advice on /biz/

>> No.25865432

Thanks for this OP, I really needed it today

>> No.25865461

>>25865356
you could be reading a nice book or learning to sew, it honestly sucks that 4chan isn't going to be deleted since it's a determining honeypot, this place does more harm than good for most people who use it

>> No.25865485

>>25865059
wow thats amazing farts OP! How did they smell? Also, how long did take you to record them? were you shitting?

>> No.25865494

>>25865461
>determining
*datamining

>> No.25865495

>>25865059
powerful

>> No.25865521

>>25865059
Did I just listen to a dude fart into a microphone? The fuck is wrong with me

>> No.25865538

do you got any more farts, OP? you could record an album

>> No.25865540
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>>25865059
Bullish for link

>> No.25865546

>>25865356
i havent either.

>> No.25865553

>>25865059
This man is going places.

>> No.25865556
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>>25865485
>How did they smell?
really really bad, my entire room smells like atrocious shit right now

>Also, how long did take you to record them?
Over the past few hours

>were you shitting?
No, I ingested 40 grams of sorbitol. It's amazing.

>> No.25865586

>>25865538
>you could record an album
hmmm, you're right, or a youtube channel

>> No.25865593

>>25865059
Put me in the screen so

Well done OP!

>> No.25865598

you could star in a South Park episode son

>> No.25865626

Does anyone in here purposely fart just to sniff it in because they're a self-absorbed cunt?

>> No.25865633

>>25865626
I don't live in san francisco

>> No.25865644

>>25865626
Do you cup the fart to get the perfect scent?

>> No.25865651

>>25865059
very based sir, thank you for your contribution.

>> No.25865684

>>25865644
Nah, I'm not that much of a sick fuck. Just when I have to take a shit I'll let out a fart to see how raunchy it really is because the farts are extra raunchy when I gotta drop a deuce

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>>25865556
Fucking based

>> No.25865687

>>25865586
Make a youtube ill watch and imagine from afar the smell.

>> No.25865702

>>25865059
business and fin- *sniff sniff* oh yes my dear what is that pungent aroma

>> No.25865704

>>25865684
Try cupping the farts get to experience the fine flavor of your gas.

>> No.25865726

>>25865704
I might puke if I do that

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25865733

>>25865059

Bravo

>> No.25865735

any tips to get extra rancid farts, guys?

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25865761

>>25865059
Based OP.
This trumpet solo made my day, it deserves a hand.

>> No.25865769

>>25865735
Dairy.

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>>25865059
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA