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25857964 No.25857964 [Reply] [Original]

Bonded Finance is all you need.

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed

To them I said, not selling, didn't read

Next they screamed until they were blond

but i'm never selling, not even 1 BOND

again they swore it was a scam

but I couldn't hear I was choosing my lam

each day getting closer to no-BOND tears

they laughed and pointed, shouted COPE!

But I simply smile, as they tied their rope

despite all the FUD, the torment, the fear

I knew deep down it would be $1 EOY

then one day, out of the blue, BOND was 10 cents, 15, 22.

“you'll never make it, it's a pyramid scheme!”

BOND's only value is a pajeet dev Sameme!

My GOD, all this FUD over some Bondies?

I thought to myself as my wallet grew fondly.

Then one DAY, I never thought it'd cum

all these Non-Bondies wanted some!

They BEGGED and CRIED and screamed, and pleaded

PLZ SIR 1 BONDY is all I NEEDED!

The moral is this in case is needs telling

despite all this, didn't read, not selling.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x64c29aac69d3122f6e5531ceca1b753f95350af4

>> No.25858230

you'll be selling your anus for $1 a time if you buy this shit

>> No.25858300

>>25857964
Based. $1 EOY confirmed.
>>25858230
Hi Tyler!

>> No.25858524

>>25858230
Imagine not believing this can 100x.

>> No.25858594

>>25857964
you the 13.5m guy?

>> No.25859009

>>25858594
No. I have about as much tho and might go 5M more at this price. Still button hovering.

>> No.25859054

>>25858524
not in the not-believing party. ready to get my village a brand new well and a few new dirt roads

>> No.25859455

>>25858524
it'll at least 50x this quarter

>> No.25859662

>>25859455
Hopefully.

>> No.25860035

SAMEEEEEEEP BETRAY

>> No.25861167

>>25860035
No, Sameep is going to help us make it

>> No.25861945
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25861945

>>25861167
SAMEEP

>> No.25862781

hurry up and pump this nonsense away from the 1c danger zone, otherwise it will be 0.001c in a month
put a 1000eth buy order in already

>> No.25863246
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25863246

I'm heard Sameep fuk Tyler's GF