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Sell your LINK now. Reports are coming in that the Capitol Building insurrectionists were paid “bounties” to steal classified property and assault police officers and congressmen. These bounties were paid not in BTC, but in LINK. Homeland security is going to crack down on Chainlink and it will be removed from Coinbase and other exchanges.

>> No.25855133

>>25855063
What kind of weak FUD is this crap. Who cares what crypto they were paid in? They could have been paid in fucking Filecoin or whatever and that wouldn't mean DHS would target that one coin. They'd go after ALL of crypto. How stupid this is and how stupid for anyone who gets scared by it.

>> No.25855172

Thanks just bought more

>> No.25855181

>>25855063
Link getting more exposure isn't bad

>> No.25855208

>>25855063
BREAKING: Link founder and known russian Sergey "Turn a mutt into a burger" Nazirovzov discovered publishing smart contract for US Senators' shoes and heads!

>> No.25855288

>>25855063
Hi, redditor here. We need to ban these nazi coins now! This is a lot like when Quirrell broke into Gringotts Bank. We can't let Lord Voldemort (Nazi Trump) win!

>> No.25855356

>>25855063
Thanks just bought 10K more stinkers

>> No.25855368

honestly if this crashed the price, that would be fucking amazing
link isnt going anywhere

>> No.25855527

>>25855063
This is literally DISGUSTING! I want to see President elect Biden BAN THIS RACIST NAZI COIN. This needs to get media attention. We wont stand for this.

>> No.25855575

Hi /pol/ you realize no news is bad news. This fake chainlink fud will just spread the word about link and your unironically helping the rocket ship take off

>> No.25855686

>>25855181
dumbass

>> No.25855936
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>>25855575
>/pol/
seethe, we are having a blast with this

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>>25855936

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>>25855970

>> No.25856031

>>25855936
>>25855970
Sir you dont seem to understand my perspective. I am not seething. I am too against the 4th industrial revolution. Technology is a great evil. Yes i own crypto that will lead to the revolution, but yes i am also cheering you on hoping you can shut it down before its too late.

>> No.25856050

>>25855970
Ok at this point she's going to notice that your story is bullshit. Still funny, though.

>> No.25856068

How is this bad for LINK? If anything, a bunch of boomers will pump it to heaven. Shit FUD.

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>>25856050
Quote from the anon who actual sent it "Html edit some posts from stormfront or wherever. Just sent her pic related."

>> No.25856209

Isnt believable when eth network transactions cost $100.

>> No.25856236

>>25855063
For anyone who doesn't understand OP.
/pol/ are fucking with journalists on twitter, claiming the rioters at the capital were paid in Crypto to do bad shit.
Then anons pushed that they were being paid in Link to fuck with /biz/

>> No.25856268

>>25856209
Why do you think chads on this board are saying the 15th is the launch date? Hint it has nothing to do with tether. Optimism is launching and midwits have no idea what it is

>> No.25856277

>>25856015
>50k link for a laptop
Who is meant to believe this? Why would they pay so much for a laptop?
If your theory is meant to make any sense it would be that 'muh dems' paid people to raid the capitol building. Why would they then pay over 750,000usd for a laptop?

>> No.25856279

what a load of bullshit
I worked hard for my 50k link and now someone is going to have the same just by storming government property and stealing Nancy Pelosi's laptop

>> No.25856315

>>25856150
I still cant believe Nazis would do this. Really crazy fucked up world we live in. I still have a small 1K stack and I'm probably going to sell it now. I won't stand for this racist behavior.

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>>25855936
>we are having a blast with this

>> No.25856353

>>25856236
Meanwhile incel poltards are literally submitting photos of their ID and SSN to be 'pardoned' from any crimes they may have committed in the takeover of the capitol building LMFAO

>> No.25856373

>>25856209
>>25856268
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBlock__/status/1346027694685872133

>> No.25856388

>>25855063
people who fall for this couldn’t pass a CAPTCHA

>> No.25856398

>>25856236
>>25856318
Don't worry it's not going anywhere, she is going to figure out it's all BS in less than an hour, when she actually looks at it.

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25856439

>link shills finally get their comeuppance for spamming this board 24/7 for the past 3 years

>> No.25856461

there is already a thread for this >>25855173

>> No.25856469

>>25856398
You underestimate journalists’ stupidity

>> No.25856471

>>25855063
LOL. Linklets getting really desperate

>> No.25856472

>>25855063
Sergey said he would give me 4 link if I stole a pair of AOC’s shoes. My small statue helped me evade under the crowds but when I gave the shoes to Sergey he took one big whiff, threw them back at me and walked off laughing. And he didn’t even send me the link!!!

>> No.25856537

>>25856398
It looks like shes tweeting about it..

>> No.25856541

>>25855063
Strongest buy I've ever seen for link.

>> No.25856634

>>25856472
Impossible, it was a smart contract!

>> No.25856871

>>25856398
>Implying she wont just run with the story anyway

Are you trying to tell me Journos are intelligent?

>> No.25856874

>>25856472
You just admitted to a major crime. We cumming for you. They don't call it "the slammer" for no reason.

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Hmm, looks cool... now I'm thinking about buying, but wait... oh, heres comes Sergey to dump more one million...

>> No.25857579

this didnt happen

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>>25856236
why would they do this? I dont even hold link any more but that is fucked up. Do they want a war between the boards?

>> No.25857750

I received 50,000,000 HydeCoins for Dick Durbin's stapler. Don't tell the feds.

>> No.25857782

>>25857670
/biz/ is racist. I no longer associate with the board that shilled this white supremacist coin. I'm going back to /mlp/. I might write my congressman to investigate this matter further. I'm better than this. America is better than this.

>> No.25857916

>>25855063
This is the dumbest fud I've ever seen

>> No.25857936

>>25857670
/pol/ dindu nuffin, discord trannies did it. These subhumans are fudding chainlink from day one, >>25856236 is probably one of them

>> No.25857981

>>25856315
>I still cant believe Nazis would do this
bruh, they're nazis

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>>25856150
>>25856015
>>25855970
>>25855936
>>25855063
>Bounties paid in LINK to drain the swamp and fight the Satanic pedophiles
Extremely bullish news for Chainlink!

>> No.25857999

This trump shit has become a nightmare. It was fun when pizz.a gte broke but this is fucking insufferable now.

>> No.25858000

>>25857670
My guess is it’s leftypol larping as /pol/

>> No.25858003

you racist incels have gone too far right this time

>> No.25858004

>>25855936
This is fake, right?

>> No.25858145

>>25857999
checked, but also
>trick a bunch of gullible morons into believing conspiracies so deeply that they dedicate their lives to them
>wow I'm so surprised they won't stop doing stupid shit

>> No.25858199

>>25857670
>why would they do this?
because they are poor and their daddy lost the election

>> No.25858419

>>25858145
How is this anyone's opinion? You think pedophilia is a conspiracy? Dumb shit statement
Also ok maybe pizza gate didnt pan out but did you see the facebook posts from that shop? Kids in bondage, talking about how what looks like an empty kill room freezer is "fun", some other weird shit. The guy who "investigated" didnt hurt anyone. He was stupid for being so flashy but why wouldnt we want average men whom mean well to be paying attention to this stuff. I sure do. Save our kids.

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>>25858145
>>25858419
Jeff Epstein's arrest and incarceration were just a conspiracy silly. So was Isaac Kappy and his suicide by forcing himself off a bridge then standing in front of moving traffic at the same spot Tom Hanks posted a picture of saying "roadkill" months before. All a coincidence.

>> No.25858655

If people start asking what chainlink is and Sergey can get on the news and nerd out about his token we are going to moon.

>> No.25858857

>evidence: trust me bro

>> No.25859069

link is meme, no way this isn't bullish. most likely you overcooked the delivery and nothing will come of this

>> No.25859074

>>25855133
why settle for a weakass bait?

>> No.25859139

>>25855063
Report is in the KKK funded their activities with the use of the US dollar
buy gold and silver before they crack down on the US dollar

>> No.25859301

>>25855970
>maybe because of the smartcontracts
i chuckled

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>>25855063
>sir gay will probably be arrested over some retarded pol joke

>> No.25859744

It's so gay that you guys are sitting on your Link stacks, waiting for new suckers to enter the ponzi scheme.