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25852591 No.25852591 [Reply] [Original]

Be honest /biz/, would you give up all your Cryptos for a wife that loved you to death and children??

>> No.25852608

I don't have any crypto.

>> No.25852656

I don't have any crypto

>> No.25852683

>>25852591
I don’t have any crypto

>> No.25852685

im 34 with no hope of either. Its too late for me. let me enjoy my 15000 linkies

>> No.25852693

I don't have any crypto.

>> No.25852712

>>25852591
I have those - they're why I'm in crypto in the first place.

>> No.25852714

>>25852591
I have a great wife already and no kids, my answer is no, it's overrated and I don't want kids anyway and never did

>> No.25852725

I don't have any crypto.

>> No.25852732

>>25852591
no honestly, im not opposed to having a wife but ive been doing so well on my own for so long i dont know what a wife would add to my life anymore

>> No.25852742
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25852742

Sure. Less than 2k USD total.
Poorfag here.
I'd pimp them.

>> No.25852747

>>25852591
I have a sweet and fairly pretty gf, I would give her up for 10 (ten) BTC

>> No.25852759
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25852759

Unironically, I lost all my crypto AND my loving wife and children in a boating accident.

>> No.25852764

>>25852608
>>25852656
>>25852683
Fucking kek'd

It took me a second to get it

>> No.25852775

>>25852608
>>25852656
>>25852683
Nobody on /lit/ reads, nobody on /fit/ lifts, nobody on /biz/ holds cryptos... I'm sensing a pattern here

>> No.25852782

Dunno bout children desu

>> No.25852799

>>25852591
Cryptos? Yeah, because I only have like 1000 Dogecoins. Thanks for the wife, retard.

>> No.25852817

>>25852591
>wife that loved you to death
She’ll still cheat on me anyway so what’s the point? She’ll just rationalise it as ‘I still love him to death, but I just want to have some fun on the side you know? ;)’. All women are disloyal whores and less then animals. They all deserve to be stripped of their undeserved rights and caged up.

>> No.25852832

>>25852591
No because I have a wife that loves me, a 2 year old son and another due in a week

>> No.25852841

>>25852759
Can I lick her vagina sir?

>> No.25852862

I don't have any crypto.

>> No.25852898

>>25852591
Why not both?

>> No.25852915
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>>25852759
>tattoos
Disgusting

>> No.25852927

>>25852759
that's what i tell the IRS/FBI as well

>> No.25853062

>>25852591
>giving up your crypto for pooosi

ngmi

>> No.25853069

>>25852591
i wouldnt give my private key to satin himself

>> No.25853087

I'm doing it for her

>> No.25853122
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>>25852841
Yes, but only from the back.

>>25852915
>muh tattoos
Seems like you lost your manhood in the same boating accident.

>>25852927
Based.

>> No.25853295

>>25852759
>>25853122
Looks like an amazing tight little fuck but she stinks

>> No.25853328

yes. the make her go to work, so i can live the dream of becoming a 900lb, bedbound alcoholic who has tendies and alcohol brought to him daily, and does nothing but watch youtube and shit the bed

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>>25853122
You can do better, anon

>> No.25853692

>>25852591
no

>> No.25853715

>>25852817
Based

>> No.25853758

>>25852591
Yeah but I only have 5000 algo, 4000 xrp, 600 flare.

>> No.25853790

>>25852591
No.

>> No.25854161

I don’t have any crypto

>> No.25854170

>>25852591
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