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25851355 No.25851355 [Reply] [Original]

WHY THE FUCK IS TWITTER STOCK CRASHING MY DUMBASS BOOMER DAD TOLD ME TO INVEST

>> No.25851385

>>25851355
WTF WTF WTF ITS ONLY SUPPOSED TO GO UP

>> No.25851402

BUT BUT THE SUPERIOR LIBERALS ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING NOW MY UTOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25851414

>>25851355
>buying tech stocks from companies that have never turned a profit
what could go wrong

>> No.25851453

Shit, man, you may as well go long on NYT if you're that blind to what's coming.

>> No.25851457
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25851457

hahah like holy fucking shit anon loooooooool
you actually bought Twitter stock?
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ahahahahahaaha looooooool

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25851477

>>25851385
>>25851457
WHY WOULD IT GO DOWN FOR NO REASON THERE'S NO WAY A COUPLE OF THOUSAND PEOPLE BEING EXILED FROM IT CAN CAUSE IT TO PLUMMET

>> No.25851490

>>25851355
>taking advice from a literal boomer on what social media stocks to buy
You deserved it op.

>> No.25851495

>>25851355
Twitter is literally a dying company that openly act against their own monetary interests

>> No.25851551

LMAO DUDE CRASH LOLOLOLOL

>> No.25851587

>>25851355
Anon, if you haven't figured out how to short stocks based off of the news and social media outrage of the day, I don't know what to tell you.

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>>25851355
Why would you fucking buy Twitter stock

>> No.25852491

>>25851477
Because trump made twitter blow up you fucking dolt

>> No.25852684

>>25851355
when?