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>> No.25843360
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COOM

>> No.25843361

First for HZON sirs

>> No.25843382

LMFA

losers

>> No.25843389

Made 100% on ZOM today.
What's next?

>> No.25843393

Xth for X doing better than CLF and VALE

>> No.25843403

I sometimes wonder what would need to happen for S&P500 to go down
Would the raid continue if China declared war on US?
>Man that's old news, we have been over it since Trump started trade wars
What about nukes falling on major cities?
>Haha you kidding, the markets have discounted it YEARS AGO
For fucks sake, I just want a buy signal. It doesn't need to be a recession, is a month or two of -20% too much to ask for?

>> No.25843409

what are we doing for the TQQQ split coming up?

>> No.25843422
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buy SWBI. it's literally free money.

>> No.25843424

First for RIOT

>> No.25843427
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NIO is now so high that it is about 65% of my portfolio. It makes me nervous. But im not selling a damn share.

>> No.25843438
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Press F to pay respects

>> No.25843447

Why did EDIT shit the bed today? Good time to buy?

>> No.25843451

>>25843427
You should sell
see>>25843438

>> No.25843464

Did anyone buy the MARA dip?

>> No.25843483
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25843483

https://www.state.gov/biographies/donald-j-trump/

QUICK ALL INTO CLF

>> No.25843482

>>25843324
>The merger will be done in feb
Source?? I didn't read anything in the S-4 filed today for IPOE which indicated when their merger would be completed.

>> No.25843484

>>25843403
>I just want a buy signal
Find your buy signals in these threads, it's not difficult.

>> No.25843491

>>25843403
-20% dips happen every few years at most, kiddo. Watch for Fed moves, new wars, new viruses, and, like asteroids about to hit Earth.

>> No.25843507
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25843507

OEG = Orbital = Orbit = Space = Bullish

>> No.25843511

my buddy doenst want to invest because he thinks its not right..
he's 20 i think and he keeps talking about how people should work hard for their money
meanwhile im unemployed and make more than him while sitting at home jerking off

>> No.25843535
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OMG GME IM GONNA

>> No.25843554

>>25843451
Is that the baba ceo? He was directly attacking ccp.

Nio ceo isn't doing that.

>> No.25843567

>>25843438
F

>> No.25843572 [DELETED] 

>>25843511
Is he by any chance German or Swedis>>25843535
h?

>> No.25843579
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>>25843483
>>25843483
>>25843483
>>25843483

>> No.25843583
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>>25843511
low iq, worker mindset. he will forever be a worker and poor. just let him be

>> No.25843596
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Thank You Avngr bro

>> No.25843600
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>-3%
Do you think the week will be red?

>> No.25843601

>>25843579
he quit

>> No.25843604

>>25843438
goodnight sweet prince

>> No.25843611

should i just buy clsk and sell covered calls? the premium is amazing.
i want to buy something ffs

>> No.25843612

>>25843511
>he keeps talking about how people should work hard for their money
Does he think we pick stocks just because we like the ticker names? What an ignorant take.

>> No.25843616

>>25843572
how did you know? he's a turk though
says its haram kek
>>25843583
but i want the best for him, what do?

>> No.25843617

>>25843464
Yay at open but I sold hours ago

>> No.25843620
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>>25843483

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.25843622

>>25843483
>https://www.state.gov/biographies/donald-j-trump/


what am I looking at?

>> No.25843628

>>25843483
He resigned kek

>> No.25843653

got a chunk of change that's currently sitting in my portfolio after a big sell that needs a new home

what's good for a safe 1-2% overnight?

>> No.25843658

Any sauce on that BABA nationalization? I am gonna piss me pants. TSLA will shit on NIO as nobody will believe any chink shit:D

>> No.25843661

>>25843616
An honest Turk? Wow, now I've seen everything.

>> No.25843671

>>25843600
How are you even red, retard? My portfolio is a schizo mess right now and I'm up 2%.

>> No.25843672
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25843672

What kind of sectors offer the biggest growth potentials within a Biden presidency?

Already ballsdeep in semiconductors, the hydrogen meme and data centers.

>> No.25843676

>>25843464
Bought it
Abused it
Sold it for cash

>> No.25843684

FUCKING PUMP TSLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT ITS TIME FOR POWER HOUR

>> No.25843686
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25843686

>APPL
Red
>GOOG
Red
>TWTR
Red
>FB
Red
>SPOT
Red

>> No.25843691

>>25843579
>19:39
7:39 pm tonight he's done?

>> No.25843692

>>25843382
how high are we going, chief?

>> No.25843695

>>25843661
yeah i guess he's honest, kind of dumb and listens to unqualified people too much but yeah hes honest

>> No.25843713

>>25843611
fuck clsk. treacherous slowass POS. I am now riding MARA only. Why ride three same waves at the same time (Mara, Riot, Clsk)

>> No.25843718

>>25843671
Non-meme stocks

>> No.25843722
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25843722

WKHS????

>> No.25843724

Guys I just found a way that Trump can still win.

>> No.25843726

>>25843658
Nah stop nio will win

>> No.25843727

>>25843672
PIPP, baby

>> No.25843729

Guys trump resigned what do we buy

>> No.25843732

should I sell my VIX ETF calls or not bros

>> No.25843744

buying BABA puts on the off-chance they get delisted

>> No.25843747

die TSLA die

>> No.25843756

>>25843631
If the IPOE merger is indeed in Feburary, I will cum. I am hoping that this $19ish range really is the new support because I feel like a fucking retard buying into March IPOE calls today.

What is your post-merge PT? I have seen reports picking out a $25 share price by summer

>> No.25843755

>>25843672
Supposedly Biden is going to push for Nuclear as a compromise solution to climate policy

>> No.25843764
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what is going to happen to bitcoin?? cleanspark is into bitcoin so is it safe to buy?

>> No.25843768

>>25843611
>>25843713
>tfw entered CLSK at 18 and been collecting premium ever since

>> No.25843769

>>25843724
What are you going to bet on Biden? And since you're always wrong the universe will elect Trump again?

>> No.25843771

give me one good reason why I shouldn't short baba

>> No.25843780

Did the market freeze for anyone else?

>> No.25843796

>>25843579
>>25843691
Yeah that makes no sense. Down to the second? And not midnight?

>> No.25843800

>>25843744
I bought a 40p lotto for 2022
Only costed $50

>> No.25843812
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25843812

Last chance to buy the BILI dip (:

>> No.25843820

>>25843747
plox

>> No.25843828
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TSLA could fall 50% and still be overvalued

>> No.25843842

>>25843768
its got some JUICY premium i dont even care about the stock itself.

>> No.25843846

>>25843780
That happens from time to time. It is January after all.

>> No.25843874

>>25843511
I'd invest in third world child labor if it'd give me a nice return. I don't give a fuck as long as I'm making money.

>> No.25843880
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So, QRD on the GME thing
>Cohen and his CFO and CIO from Chewy are now on the GME board
>the board added 3 seats, but a number of directors will not seek reelection, and the board will be reduced to 9 seats after the Annual Meeting
>Cohen is allowed to buy up to a 20% stake in the company, but cannot go further than that for a year after the annual meeting
>ICR was canceled, this is likely because Sherman's boomer omnichannel plan is shitcanned in favor of Cohen's Chewy strategy
>RK is streaming tonight
>$100 EOY

>> No.25843883

>>25843658
>Reports from China indicate that the Chinese government may be working on a plan to nationalize Jack Ma's Alibaba and the Ant Group. China's ruling Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has gone further ahead with the antitrust investigation into e-commerce giant Alibaba.

>"Based on tip-offs received by the State Administration for Market Regulation in recent days, the administration will be investigating Alibaba ... for suspected monopolistic activities," the government said.

>The investigating agencies had set up an office at the Alibaba headquarters in November. Apart from the e-commerce giant, investigators are also probing social media giant Tencent and e-commerce company Meituan.

>The news of the government's plan to enforce more curbs on Alibaba sent its stock spiraling down as much as 8 percent. Alibaba said in a statement it would cooperate with any investigation. "Today, Ant Group received a meeting notice from regulators," Alibaba said in a statement.

>> No.25843887

Amd isnt meme but smg approved

>> No.25843924

>>25843842
What if the stock goes down, though?

>> No.25843932

I would buy NIO if i wasn't racist against the chinese

>> No.25843933
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>>25843812
>/smg/ shills BABA
>get told to fuck off because China
>Jack Ma literally gets kidnapped and murdered, Alibaba nationalized
>/smg/ quietly ignores that and moves on to shilling BILI

>> No.25843947

So will I hold onto BITF since its undervalued compared to Mara or what

>> No.25843957

>>25843676
I am still having my time with it. And I am not pretty to it. ONly thing I have to pay attention is this retarded policy etoro has against scalping.

>> No.25843963

>>25843464
I'm already 50% MARA
but yeah +25% intraday gain was huge

>> No.25843966

>>25843924
Stocks can go down?

>> No.25843972
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>>25843296
>STOP SPLITTING THE THREADS
How about you announce that you're baking before you make the thread, baka?

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>>25843511
Born to be a slave. Let him toil while we profit from his labour. We are the mini-Jews now.

>> No.25843986

BCRX SHILL COME OUT ALREADY

>> No.25843993
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is it too late to hop on the BLNK train?

>> No.25843995
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>>25843296
SRPT is doing exactly what I expected it would. Already recouping its loses rapidly

>> No.25844010

>>25843986
He told me he solded, sorry anon

>> No.25844025

Any TSLA hopium?

>> No.25844030

>>25843409
>TQQQ split
Oh great, now I have to decide whether I'm selling covered calls on TQQQ or not.
Anyone got tips? I was thinking of selling weeklies with a stop loss (buy to close) if it runs away from me.

>> No.25844032

>>25843995
Whats the timeline for SRPT? EOW $120?

>> No.25844044

>>25843924
i still get the premium. i can either sell and make the difference or just hold and sell more covered calls. CLSK looks like its stable and volatile that it wont drop like a rock at any given week.

>> No.25844045

>NTR keeps poomping 1% per day

>> No.25844051
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25844051

Should I buy

MARA
CLF
or
AMRS

>> No.25844055
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Did anyone else get pajeet'd into buying EDIT today? No? Just me?

>> No.25844063
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Does anyone find their mood is connected to how the market does that day?

>> No.25844067

>>25843933
Kek. Chink stocks, when will they learn?

>> No.25844070

>>25844051
everyone is going to pile into CLF

>> No.25844071

>>25843975
no i actually want him to make it, what the fuck do i do, why is no one wanting to help me with this
maybe tips on how to appeal to him etc

>> No.25844075

>>25843880
Oh shit RK is back? Nice, holy shit i'm so excited for GME now

>> No.25844079

>>25844051
stop buying dumb memes

>> No.25844100

who bought the bfarf dip

>> No.25844107

>>25844032
EOW $100. EOM $120. Back to $160 end of next month

>> No.25844109

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.25844119

thoughts on FUBO?

>> No.25844147

>>25843755
If he does that it will be the first policy of his i approve of.

>> No.25844149

>>25844063
Yes, if it really shoots up I have a hard time staying motivated at work. Same if it crashes.

Also if the market's flat, now that I think about it.

>> No.25844158

>>25843880
Where's the report on ICR being cancelled?

>> No.25844168

Guys..I'm done with crypto. It makes no sense, I'm sick of paying fucking $80 FOR A TRADE.

What shall I buy?

>> No.25844172

>>25843768
p..premium? what is that? another bonus that those Cyprus etoro cunts robbed off of me?

>> No.25844193
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I sold my BOTY, I would recommend everyone else do the same and buy in around .0002 again

>> No.25844194

>>25844055
No one here told you to buy it today. Although I kinda want to because it's so cheap, but I'm waiting for the real dump.

>> No.25844205

>>25844168
WKHS

>> No.25844219

>>25844168
Where the fuck are you paying $80 a trade? lmao
Buy UVXY calls at least a month out the next day its red

>> No.25844223

How much per share do you think the Roblox direct listing will be? Are you guys buying for the pump, long, or not at all?

>> No.25844224

>>25844205
WHY ISNT IT FOLLOWING RIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25844230

>>25843658
If BABA gets nationalised do I get shares in China in return, or maybe a cute Chinese wife (I heard they have too many women)

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>>25843422
>civil war

I bought SWBI and flipped it during the nigger riots this past summer.

Not sure if an actual civil war is a meme or not, so I bought this bad boy with SWBI gains for home defense this past weekend.

I just want to keep watching anime, and keep day trading desu.

>> No.25844247

How long does it take for a pending trade to finally close?

>> No.25844256

>>25844230
You will get nothing. It will be delisted.

>> No.25844263
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WHAT THE FCK SOUR HORU IS GONNA IKILL ME

>> No.25844268

>>25843771
BABA is going to explode, this is just a ploy.

>> No.25844281

>>25844230
They actually have a shortage of women, one child policy + dowries = mass abortions

>> No.25844297

>>25844100
I'm bagholding at 3.90 Canadian weighing my options, not a major problem but I don't want to miss other opportunities.

>> No.25844310

>>25844281
>one child policy
I thought they got rid of that

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>>25844256
god I hope so

>> No.25844324

>>25844241
get a good rds anon

>> No.25844331

>>25844281
I’ll take a tranny then.

>> No.25844340

>>25844063
dude that's a fucking sign you're in too deep and you're risking more than you can afford to lose

have you thought about de-risking? like im not saying go 100% cash or some retarded bullshit like that, but it sounds like you'd be better off putting more money into safe haven tickers

>> No.25844344

>Giving back all my gains in the last hour of the day
You hate to see it.

>> No.25844349

>>25844310
they did but there's after effects

>> No.25844352

>>25843296
Alright I made my first crypto investments today, now to invest the same amount into stocks. I'm thinking airlines and oil. And a little bit into movie theaters as the ultra high risk segment. What say ye, /smg/?

>> No.25844356

Buy BNKU

>> No.25844361

>>25844310
They did but it fucked their demographics.

>> No.25844366

Please buy BILI

>> No.25844370

>>25844310
They did, sort of, but, you know, generations take time to grow up.

>> No.25844373

Anyone looked at RECO, looks like a massive gamble with a massive upside.

>> No.25844380

>>25844230
No India and Chyna have a surplus of men. So much so a lot of people regret having sons. Changs are even marrying literal nigger African women.

>> No.25844381
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I’m down over 40% today from buying SPY calls that expire today on Friday. Going all in on SPY puts that expire Wednesday with the remainder of my account

>> No.25844386

>>25844310
Yeah it's two children policy now. Third child gets you massive fines, even if you're in good with the CCP

>> No.25844396

>>25844352
go back

>> No.25844403

>>25844230
Negative, China has a much higher male population compared to its female population.

>> No.25844414

Who RIDE here?

>> No.25844424

>>25844063
It used to happen more. I would get super excited on green days and super depressed on red days. I think it was just an adjustment period. Now I'm a lot more stable in mood, no matter what my stocks are doing. I made $4,000 last week, a huge record for me, and I was happy but not freaking out.

>> No.25844427

K fuck we need to do something about these /smg/ threads. There can't just be so many different ones. MODS FIND A SOLUTION FOR THIS SHIT

>> No.25844428

>>25844381
God bless you and your (female) broker, Gigachad.

>> No.25844444

>>25844386
That’s how it should be for everywhere to be honest (if global warming is real which I assume it is)

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>>25844381
I'm up 3% today and I sold all my green stocks and bought red stocks. I have never touched options in my life.

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>>25844241
Imagine not buying a Springfield Saint, the based nibba's gun.

>> No.25844456

>>25844194
One anon said buy it. He said EDIT to $100 and I believed him.

>> No.25844467

>>25844381
Based.

>> No.25844470

>>25844427
What do you mean? This is the smg thread. The last thread was split, but this is the current one.

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No matter what happens, SWBI is going up. Gun control is extremely bullish for gun stocks, ironically.

>> No.25844479

>>25844444
Quints confirm the Great Reset

>> No.25844483

>>25844263
Nigga, the fuck are you talking about. The rules have always stated that the end of the day dump is the best time to buy. Don't tell me you fell for one of the three classic blunders? You always buy at the end of the day.

>> No.25844491

>>25843692
legs all she has is legs baby.

PT $4

>> No.25844497

>>25844444
checked

>> No.25844503

>call broker
>she's a biological female
What do?

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>>25843438
Is this what China is? A bunch of pathetic commies who can't figure out why the free market keep creating everything great so they let their innovative people do it, then kill them and take it?

>> No.25844516
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Bought TWTR puts $44 JUN18 mid day, up 5%

>> No.25844517

>>25844444
Malthusian rubbish

>> No.25844519

>>25844503
Ask for her male boss.

>> No.25844520

>>25843296
Anyone looked at RECO looks like a big gamble with a massive upside, I’m tempted but don’t know enough about Oil and Geography.

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>>25844386
>>25844444
Actually it should be a zero child policy. You have to pay $1M for your first child, $10M for your second, $100M for your third. This way only rich people can SNEED AND BREED.

>> No.25844545

>>25844456
>He said EDIT to $100
ok wasn't me but he's not wrong, it hit $99.77 on friday, the question is timing it correctly. Even though it's low right now it might get even lower if ARKG/smallcaps dip harder, which is quite likely. Either way if you got in expecting $100, just hold, it will come soon enough, two weeks tops.

>> No.25844551

>>25844450
>Buying a Springfield
>Not getting the based M1A

>> No.25844570

>>25844497
This is the greatest day of my life!

>> No.25844583

Going to hold onto my BABA.
I'm sure it'll be fine

>> No.25844595

>OPTI back at 10c
Fucking niggers

>> No.25844605

>>25843511
The world needs janitors too lad. Let him be.

>> No.25844610

>>25844583
I got one (1) 40p so I hope not

>> No.25844616

>>25844450

>not suggesting LMT, Noveske, Larue, BCM, FN, or SOLGW

NGMI

>> No.25844623

DO I BUY TQQQ DIP DO I BUY BNKU DO I BUY CLSK/BTC DIP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

>> No.25844624

>>25844551
Its named after THE Saint.

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25844630

>>25843880
How rustled must Burry's jimmies be over the fact that every article that talks about him uses a photo of Christian Bale

>> No.25844637

>>25844583
Me too, least we’ll still have each other fren.

>> No.25844639

>>25844513
ya p much

>> No.25844645
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25844645

DIE TSLA FUCKING DIE

>> No.25844651

>>25844551
the m14 truly is peak individual weapon, you can kill so many things with it

>> No.25844666

feeling good about GME bros feeling really good. RC on the board and big jumps in Ecomm could mean its here to stay.

>> No.25844665
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25844665

DID I BUY THE TOP OF LMFA?
PLEASE NO

>> No.25844676

>>25843755
This has to happen because the climate wackadoos aren't going to want to admit that green energy is a meme failure.

Buy uranium, it's going to be a big stock, UUUU.

>> No.25844691

>>25844444
To be fair, most western nations have been doing this for 30 or 40 years now. It's not an official policy, but pajeets and Africans are pretty much the only ones having 5+ kids anymore.

>> No.25844694

Gamma trades are rolling off Wednesday and we are likely to flip the support and start tanking. VIX will probably pop heavy.

>> No.25844698

>>25844444
kek
>I assume my overlords wouldn't manipulate me
Kys dumb nigger

>> No.25844700
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25844700

>>25844055
>>25844456
Yeah that was me, what price did you buy at?
You should've used a limit order, I got in at $75, hodling until $95

>> No.25844701

>>25844444
You need to have birthrates higher than 1 per person because of child mortality.

>> No.25844714

>>25844665
Haha, that old pump and dump? It's literally almost called LMFAO. Look at the chart, dude.

>> No.25844734
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25844734

>>25844630

>> No.25844736

Is it worth holding Apple? All this shit does is crab for months on end

>> No.25844740

I wonder what Elon Musk is doing right now. Probably tearing his hair out at his loss of net worth.

>> No.25844741

>>25843382
>>25843692
>>25844491
LMFA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25844742
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>>25844324
>RDS
>not wanting gun to make BBRRRRR money printer noises on home intruders

That won't be a problem with this bad boy

I'm debating buying the SWBI top or not. Im sure I can skim some from day trips, but its just kind of high before AR bans start happening under a democrat rule

>> No.25844746

>>25844700
I bought at $77.2. Not the bottom but I'm feeling alright about it.

>> No.25844750

>>25844356
BNKU bullish af

>> No.25844758
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25844758

>>25844630
Well bale is better looking than him, why wouldn't the media use his pic instead?

>> No.25844771

>>25844736
Can you afford 100 shares? If it's crabbing then sell covered calls.

>> No.25844773
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25844773

>>25844513
>he thinks wealthy people in China aren't directly connected to the state

>> No.25844784

TQQQ or SOXL?

>> No.25844794

>>25844381
im up on my spy calls 5% bought today exp 1/27

>> No.25844799

>>25844051
GME

>> No.25844804

>>25844701
Yes if you want to maintain the population, but if you want to decrease you can have one per person. I want to decrease, I mean no one is special or unique and the world doesn’t really need more people... I dream of simpler times.

>> No.25844806

>>25844503
Enjoy your 30% discount on commissions.

>> No.25844810

>Twitter puts
>covered calls
>crashing
Easy money

>> No.25844818
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25844818

>>25844714
>It's literally almost called LMFAO.

Fucker, beat me to it.

>> No.25844830

>>25844700
It hit $95 several times before, I'm sure it can go much higher, like, $105. I don't use price targets though, just sense the sector's peak which is why I sold on friday.

>> No.25844835

>>25844701
>make babby
>possess 1 squint, miniature edition
>babby dies
>possess 0 squints, miniature edition
>make babby again
>possess 1 squint, miniature edition
Explain this.

>> No.25844837

>>25844806
kek

>> No.25844838

TSLA calls anyone?

>> No.25844840

>>25844742
KCI mags are trash lmao

>> No.25844850
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25844850

>your order for BTWN has filled
>your order for SRAC has filled
>your order for IPOE has filled

>> No.25844851

>>25844740
elon does not give a fuck about his stock price.

>> No.25844853
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25844853

do you guys think another covid-tier black swan that wrecks the market is possible this year

>> No.25844855

>>25844740
Are you legitimately retarded? This only takes him back to where he was last Thursday.

>> No.25844871

WTF IS UUUU DOING AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25844874

>>25844691
Yes but it should apply to everyone. We need some kind of global government of Intelligent and Illuminated leaders, maybe Biden can help with this?

>> No.25844879

>>25844853
No, but tech is in a bubble and when it pops who knows what will happen. I would just stay away from things like TSLA.

>> No.25844887

>>25844340
Maybe I am, I was happier when I put my money in a boomer ETF and didn’t have to follow markets/smg and just get with my life.

>> No.25844888
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25844888

>>25844838
I'm down -70%+ on the weekly I bought at open

>> No.25844891

>>25843438
Did the enormous braintumour finally pop his skull?

>> No.25844899
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25844899

>>25844758
Because it's not him? It's like of people started using this picture every time they talked about Alexander Hamilton

>> No.25844900

>>25844855
Was he the richest man in the world last Thursday?

>> No.25844905
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25844905

Buy HAS

The outlook is incredibly bullish.
With information technology and data center demand constantly increasing its only a matter of time until it stops being a market exclusively for business units and governments. It will enter the private market.

Furbies are in for a great comeback.

>> No.25844908

Every fucking monday Nasdumps

>> No.25844912

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25844917

DID YOU BUY THE LMFAO DIP

>> No.25844924

>>25844888
It'll probably get back up in a few days, at worst next week.

>> No.25844929

>been green all day
>just dropped into the red
Goddamit

>> No.25844930

>>25844740
>net worth
It's such BS to claim market cap of your company or market value of your shares is part of your net worth, because if he tried to liquidate even 1% of it his """net worth""" would go down >10%. Those billions in his net worth don't exist.

>> No.25844934

Basically all you retards have to do is HOLD your UVXY calls and sell your stonks and you will make it BIGLY. Reddit has pushed everyone into retard call buying mode and they're about to get slammed and we will go down hard. Market sentiment is literally at all time highs last week, we will tank hard and covid will be used to try and explain it away.

>> No.25844939

>>25844853
It most likely will stem from something housing related. They’re not going to let the market drop more than 10-15% now that wicked March business only happens once in a lifetime. And everyone knows covid is mostly a joke and we have a ‘vaccine’ now lol. Also GHIV VALE CLSK BTWN PIPP RESN

>> No.25844943
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25844943

>>25844888
>weeklies

>> No.25844961

Lmfao except for my Baba call that’s getting BTFO, I’m sitting on 33% cash

Fucking dip so I can buy cheapies at 3:55

>> No.25844966

Can I get a quick shill on OEG? worth some cheap calls?

>> No.25844967

>>25844853
It can't be as bad because no matter how bad it is there isn't the uncertainty of not knowing how it will play out like in march 2020. But a big dip is always possible.

>> No.25844968

https://www.state.gov/biographies/michael-r-pence/

>> No.25844975

>>25844930
How much of it is real? Also, could he just sell all of it at once?

>> No.25844978

>>25844905
Hasbro does IT?

>> No.25844979

>>25844912
KEK i actually bought it earlier but saw it dumping and sold at a small loss, I think TSLA is pegged to BTC or something

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25844989

>>25844149

>> No.25844994

>>25844853
Yes, the point of black swans is that they can happen without warning or predictability.

I mean, for example, who'd know in advance about some Qoomer going after the Federal Reserve? It'd blindside all of us and give us a limit down day.

>> No.25845000
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25845000

Bad idea to buy TSLA calls right now???

>> No.25845002
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25845002

sq

>> No.25845004

>>25844879
I don't see how tech is a bubble, most people in developed countries use electronic tech most of the day everyday and there are no signs of this stopping

>> No.25845010

>>25844850
I bought the SRAC dip too. And then it keeps dipping.

>> No.25845014
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25845014

TWTR? BRING IT BACK UP

>> No.25845028

>>25844900
Yes he was, the SpaceX valuation is sand bagged and Elon doesn't give a fuck about money at this point.

>> No.25845036

>>25844051
AMRS will probably 50x, if they hit their projections.

>> No.25845038

>>25844968
wtf is going on

>> No.25845040
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25845040

What is the consensus on SRPT? Is it a buy right now? Or is it just meh at best?

>> No.25845042

>>25845000
I don't think that bubble is popping anytime before Biden gets inaugurated.

>> No.25845048

>>25845004
I'm just regurgitating shit I hear. I have no idea.

>> No.25845056

>>25844978
The CIA banned Furbies years ago for a reason

>> No.25845059
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25845059

What's going on in the US and how will it affect my stonks?

>> No.25845062

>>25845036
That is a 50/50 bet that John Melo doesn't keep fucking things up

>> No.25845063

>>25845004
>>25844879
although yes tsla specifically is probably very overvalued

>> No.25845065

guys i cant make heads or tails of anything on red days because everyone dooms posts. people saying bitcoin is going to dump more, tech is dumping more, buy UVXY, civil war, blah blah blah.
should be at least safe enough to buy UPRO

>> No.25845070

>>25844975
No, at least not like we do, because at once you can only sell to people who are already in the order book trying to buy for a certain price. You can sell the whole order Bid side of the order book and wait until new bids come up of course, but buying the whole order book would crash the price.

>> No.25845077

>>25845004
Just spend 3 seconds thinking about the statement "I don't see how dotcom is a bubble, most people in developed countries use the internet everyday and there are no signs of it stopping"

>> No.25845087

>>25845028
>Sand bagged
what does this mean? Secure? Entrenched?

>> No.25845090
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25845090

>work has a “best places to work survey” for employees So they can get good goy points in the local business scene
>”anon please fill this out, it is optional though”
>don’t fill it out
>manager spergs and says to fill it out.
>do the survey but give them a super shitty score, making it impossible for them to win the award.
Eat my dick scheckle berg

>> No.25845091

reddit does not understand how to do a gamma short play, only how to pump gamma which they figured out accidentally swamping stocks with call buys, they dont understand what they are doing to the market and are about to get rekt because of it is what's happening in short

>> No.25845092

So what happens to alibaba now?

>> No.25845097

>>25845065
Buy when pink wojaks, sell when green wojaks. Simple as

>> No.25845101

>>25844899
Alexander Hamilton would be offended because he hated brown people. Also that guy's uglier than Alexander Hamilton.

>> No.25845102

>>25845059
Shit’s fucked. You’re in a bubble.

>> No.25845120
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25845120

I was just genuinely wondering.

How are SPACs even allowed? It's free fucking money.

I have literally gone through the same process in every SPAC. For example. I jumped in GHIV LESS THAN A MONTH AGO @11. Every fucking SPAC pumps before ticker change. I just stick to this strategy and keep winning but I just do not get it how am I getting away with it.

We're talking about 40% return on investment in less than a month RISK FREE.

>> No.25845122

>>25845010
>It dips to $12
>Then $10
>Energency, unrelated Fed meeting and Biden speech announced
>SRAC at $8
What do?

>> No.25845128

Have 1250 commons of GHIV at 10.50 avg am I going to make it?

>> No.25845134

>>25844853
>>25844879
>>25844967
>>25844994
Possible? Yes, and worse. Remember it took a year before the real crash from 2007 to 2008. Plus Biden is totally incompetent. He will probably die, one term president. People still dont have jobs, business were permanently closed, evictions will restart, debt will pile up, stimulus will run out or inflation will explode.

>> No.25845139
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25845139

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.25845141
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25845141

How are you doing fellow OPTI marines from OPTI scammer division?

>> No.25845146

>>25845120
I'm also concerned that this is too good to be true. Eventually someone is left holding the bag, and I don't want to be the one.

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>>25844891

>> No.25845163

>>25845077
>hurr durr
where are the startups that get millions in VC money but will never ever get a dollar of revenue? That's what the dotcom crash was about, really bad """companies""" attracting crazy amounts of money just for existing. Compare with AMZN/AAPL/TSLA and so on.

>> No.25845173

>>25845139
Pretty rude to call San Diego a zoo

>> No.25845177

>>25844968
NO FUCKING WAY.

Wth is going on lads?

>> No.25845182

>>25845092
Potential to be delisted but the dems are frantically trying to get orange man out so that their Chinese overlord’s stocks can be saved. Depends on trump getting thrown out early or not. Obviously Biden won’t allow his friends to get delisted though

>> No.25845184

>>25845097
tons of pink wojacks for bitcoin so any bitcoin related stock is ok. havent seen much pink wojakcs for stocks though, so it must not be that bad of a dip.

>> No.25845191

Where's ALPP Chad i wanna have a word with him. Wtf going on.

>> No.25845196

>>25845077
dotcom was purely speculation
big boys like Apple, Microsoft etc. are not going anywhere for at least a decade

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25845200

>>25845065
Most of the posters here are actually retarded, so it's best not to worry so much on red days. The beauty of days like this you get so many cheapies. I'm waiting for the last 10 minutes before I decide to buy something or not since end of day dumps are real things. The market might go down tomorrow, or it might not. It doesn't help to panic though since the overal market always goes up. What are you thinking about getting at the moment? If you're really worried about an individual stock then I'd suggest just getting an ETF like SPY or VOO.

>> No.25845201
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25845201

Will TSLA keep dumping tomorrow?

>> No.25845205

>>25845146
like its really actually free money wtf

>> No.25845209

>>25845134
>Plus Biden is totally incompetent
The president is rather irrelevant to the economy and a weak president who does nothing is good.

>> No.25845212

>>25845139
>Vaccine ineffective against HARAMBE-21
Ah geez

>> No.25845213

>>25845120
When speculative appetite is low, subpar companies dump on merger announcement and fall through.
Or they merge and dump afterwards - even for high fliers (look up the history of IPOA/SPCE).

It's only in this sort of market that it's anywhere near free money.

>> No.25845226

>>25843653
Buy boomer stock, sell covered call

>> No.25845229
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25845229

reminder not to be stuck with untradable otcshit during extended hours

>> No.25845233

>trump resigns
>markets dump
Why? I thought the market loves Biden and stability.

>> No.25845234

>>25844979
I'm still up over 100% on it, but the big red dick still making me AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25845240

Because the majority of this bubble has been during a low volatility high gamma regime and most of the gains made within that regime, reddit will not understand why the rest of their Greeks look like shit despite the stock pumping. Now is when you rotate out of options plays and into high volatility plays

>> No.25845250

>>25845077
the dot com speculators were right, they were just too early

chewy is literally pets.com

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25845254

dont u get it guys its FUCKING HAPPENING

trump didnt resign

>> No.25845256

>>25845205
Basically, for the last 4 months, if I saw a 4 letter ticker I just bought it because it was probably a SPAC, and it was probably going to print.

>> No.25845267
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25845267

Fuck it, buying puts on GME

>> No.25845270

should you buy stocks if you're poor

>> No.25845274

>>25845087
Private equity undervalues the company so they can get it as cheap as possible. If SpaceX or Starlink ever went public, it would instantly be worth multiple times more.

>> No.25845276

>>25845229
>implying I can trade afterhours
>implying I don't hold my OTC shit for months in the vain hope that maybe one day it will take off

>> No.25845277

>>25845163
>where are the startups that get millions in VC money but will never ever get a dollar of revenue?
>TSLA
If it weren't for tax credits, TSLA would still have yet to post a single profitable quarter. Taxpayers now subsidize this garbage.

>> No.25845284

>>25844968
WHAT?

>> No.25845286

>>25843612
>he doesn't

>> No.25845299

>>25845270
Yeah, but only good ones.

>> No.25845305

>>25845254
>actually attractive kpop girl for once
>she has so much plastic surgery she looks white
hmm

>> No.25845308

>>25845213
so what you are saying is that they only pump pre merger because we are in a bull market? could be. ive just recently got into spacs so idk about em in the past

>> No.25845311

>>25844025
Nope, I just dumped

>> No.25845312

>>25845276
why not? are you a third worlder?

>> No.25845317

>>25845139
HIV 3.0?

>> No.25845327

>>25845184
Exactly, I bought MARA calls at open and sold half way through its pump to $25. Market is flat/red but barely.

>> No.25845334

>>25845200
i was thinking of either grabbing CLSK, to sell some covered calls or TQQQ because it will surely rebound but i cant grab 100 shares like i want.
now im thinking CLSK or just go with a stress free UPRO.

>> No.25845336

>>25845267
Why do you hate money?

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>>25845254
Everyone post yfw tinny was right and Trump got assassinated

>> No.25845349

>>25843583
THATS A MAN

>> No.25845357

Shits stirring up get UVXY February calls

>> No.25845364

TSLA fucked me and not in a good way.

>> No.25845368
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25845368

>>25845267

>> No.25845370

>>25845274
Hmm, okay.

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25845375

>>25845312
Yes, I'm a Y*ropoor

>> No.25845377

bake a new one

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25845401

>>25845305
she is half white
her name is somi

>> No.25845406
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25845406

>VIX futures

>> No.25845415
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25845415

Buy TSLA guys.
I am not buying it today - Which means it will moon tomorrow.

>> No.25845426

>>25845357
Already got some

>> No.25845428

>>25845277
ok, but TSLA is nothing like a dotcom startup, it actually produces cars, it makes valuable R&D, has valuable patents, has a high-potential pipeline. Its market cap might seem unjustified but at least it's backed by something.

>> No.25845436

https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1348723955096580097

>> No.25845447

>>25845209
His incompetence wont directly tank the market but will lead to bad circumstances. Hes not going to give people stimulus or save their homes or create jobs. He is good for a small set of businesses and foreign interests, everyone else gets fucked.

>> No.25845450

>>25845401
end part she nearly shat herself or her OS malfunctioned

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25845452

>>25844352
Buy CLF

>> No.25845472

>>25845447
If you own stonks you are part of that small set of business interests

>> No.25845473

>>25845267
You are dumb.

>> No.25845479

>>25845201
dumping? it's over $800 you goldfish dumbass

>> No.25845481

anyone know wtf is up with fb? should i buy?

>> No.25845485

>>25845062
hahaha understandable comment.
The science and R&D is alittle too strong though to fail now.
Thus the quick rise.

People here said it for years - "yeah i dont trust this trash company yet", and rightfully so, the financial sheets were too risky.
But to AMRS credit, they successfully changed their business model without dying and got their feet sorted.

So if you ask yourself, can AMRS go bankrupt still..? the answer is its highly highly unlikely with the assets they can simpy sell off now.
And if you look 6 months int he future when theyre more sure footed than ever, every investor is going to see it.
Key being to try to get in early, but not too early ( a few years ago)

>> No.25845489

>>25844352
lurk more faggot

>> No.25845492

Bought 22000 shares of TNXP

>> No.25845496

>>25845447
so what you're saying is long ICLN and silicon oligarchs

>> No.25845497

>>25845472
the market is going to crash this year thanks to Democrats and rising taxes

>> No.25845511

>>25844071
You can't help someone who despises the helper's ways.

>> No.25845517

>>25845481
Buy puts instead.

>> No.25845522

>>25845472
>increases capital gains tax
Nothin personnel.

>> No.25845554

>>25844193
Based shorter.

>> No.25845555

>>25845517
why

>> No.25845565

>>25844853
the nature of a black swan is that its always possible and when you least expect

>> No.25845568

>>25845522
>implying I will ever realize my gains

>> No.25845570

Blease bake new bread

>> No.25845580

>>25845428
Yep. Backed by taxpayers and people who want to spend 10k a year maintaining their car

>> No.25845587

>>25845555
Wasted digits, faggot.

>> No.25845593

new thread

>>25845577
>>25845577
>>25845577

>> No.25845616

>>25845436
OH MY G-D A HELICOPTER JUST FLEW OVER MY WHITE HOUSE

>> No.25845686

Fuck it, I'm selling BTBT at a loss. 200$ is less than spare change at this point.

>> No.25845741

>>25845472
"a small set of business" does not include the whole market. Dont forget tax increases for businesses and investments.

>> No.25845743

>>25844540
Based

>> No.25845760

>>25845554
no I sold and plan on buying 5 MIL at .0002

>> No.25845772

>>25845497
trump doesn't have access to twitter anymore so stocks are only going up sorry bobo

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>>25845436
False alarm lads. Some soi boy being cheeky. Yep this totally isn't a government environment where someone might defraud a candidate for President.

>> No.25845843

>>25843382
Why would I invest in non-profit trash?

>> No.25845844

>>25845120
gonna buy the SVLAU SPAC?

>> No.25845864

>>25844051
Why will CLF climb?

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t212 down just before market close

>> No.25846029

>>25845122
At 8 I'm going all in.

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>>25845783
>entire plan ruined when that one retard spills the beans

>> No.25846215

>>25845357
Can someone spoonfeed me on what UVXY is?

>> No.25846358

>>25845783
Who the fuck scoops a leak of this magnitude to fucking Buzzfeed?