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Lead SQL developer for Crunchyroll here. You guys have no idea the potential that this coin has. It's literally the google of crypto. Look, let me explain this very easily to you.

Say you wanted to find out what the price for 1 ETH was in USD. You don't know that off the top of your head, right? So what would you do? You'd Google "1 ETH in USD" and Google will give you the answer. Well guess what? That's what The Graph does. Instead of googling it, you'd pay The Graph to run SQL queries using the proprietary API that builds a decentralized blockchain container to google it for you. It's fucking revolutionary.

If you're not buying this right now, you're a fucking moron.

>> No.25829737

wait i'am grt bag holder but this sound like fud

>> No.25829863
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>>25829200
>> google of blockchain

I can't even look up pics of belle delphines butthole with the graph. How is this the google of blockchain? They don't even have a search bar!
Bollocks.

>> No.25830690

>>25829200
>You'd Google "1 ETH in USD" and Google will give you the answer. Well guess what? That's what The Graph does.
Checked and based GRT Lions. World be fire, you blaze it.
Jah bless.

>> No.25831456

>>25829200
explain the token.... why in the world is a token needed to query blockchain data? its like if etherscan had a shitcoin token.... not needed.

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>>25829200
>>25829863
>>25831456
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GRT. The tech is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical blockchain most of the indexes will go over a typical retard's head. There's also Yaniv's jewish outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Vitalik literature, for instance. The graphites understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these delegations, to realize that they're not just pieces of the future- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GRT truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Yaniv's existencial catchphrase "google of blockchain, motherfuckers" which itself is a cryptic reference to Sergey's Russian epic Pump and Dump. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tal's genius unfolds itself on their binance screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a GRT tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 GRT of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>> No.25831671

>>25831576
Thanks just bought more

>> No.25831769

>>25831576
>copypastafarian

>> No.25831820

>>25831576
that makes sense. thanks anon. I guess buying a shitcoin dump with no bottom was the high iq play afterall

>> No.25831858

>>25829200
Doesn't change the fact that this shitcoins real value is probably $0.05 or well below. It was a PND. Normies fell for it. You bleed for 4-6 months now.

Fuse until Q2.

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>>25831820

>> No.25831915

also LOL reminder that there's been like 50 FAILED "google on blockchain" garbage coins.

VC scams.

>> No.25832021

>>25831456
everytime you search graph for midget porn it will ensure that only the highest quality porn is shown to you, as it has all been verified and indexed by humans

Look it is real simple, the graph is going to completely change your masturbation habits

>> No.25832154

Big up, be keeping on mind dat donkey dung ETH and the Rasta-Far-Eyes of USDC be needing demo GRT lion tokens, keep tokin ragamuffins. Blaze it to .420

>> No.25832214

>>25832021
imagine paying for midget porn. no thanks

>> No.25832256

>>25832214
>Fruit by the Foot
Naw mon, GoGrt

>> No.25832320

>>25832214
you are not paying for the porn, the porn is free. You are paying for someone to search it for you, and verify only the best quality

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>>25832154
bro what if we
like
you know google right
but put the google on the blockchain
dude
it's the best idea ever dude

>> No.25832379

>>25832341
ROTFL

>> No.25832535

>>25829200
>Instead of googling it, you'd pay The Graph to run SQL queries

And why would I do that instead of googling "1 eth in usd"?

>> No.25832599

>>25831915
Ok name them

>> No.25832753

>>25832214
It's crazy how you have to delegate at least 10k of your GRTs and then burn 10-15 coins for the one search result.