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25821228 No.25821228 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up at 4:00am
>lift 2 hours
>swim naked in the river at -2°C 1 hour
>morning sex with his lovely 18yo blonde girlfriend from Latvia 1 hour
>breakfast 6 raw eggs
>open Binance and market buy 155 btc at the absolute bottom and save the market from collapse

What are you burgers doing?

>> No.25821301

>>25821228
>wake up at 4pm
>depression
>sex with my hand
>depression
>check stock market here and there
>think about all the mistakes i made in life
>buy fastfood
>fall asleep again

>> No.25821316

>>25821228
Are you the person in the picture?

>> No.25821331

>>25821228
based eurobro
For me it went like this:
See BTC tanking after waking up with a massive hangover no asprines, see a line of amphetamine and sniff. Turns out to be ketamine. Go on to short BTC at the button make coffee come back and am 5k in loss. Market buy to cover my short. Bitcoin goes up. Sit in a state of total confusion, ketamine kicks in. Boss texts me asking why I am not attending todays meeting.
FUCKF UFCKFUCK

>> No.25821352
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25821352

>>25821228
nice script

>> No.25821353

>>25821301
Are you me?

>> No.25821361

>>25821331
SITREP, ketamine has worn off mostly, entered a new short which is profitable as of now. Going to stop profit it. Still have ketamine left, boss man not upset or shit, have played it cool trough the deposonalization. WE GONNA DO THIS SHIT BIZZ, lets make MONEY

>> No.25821391

>>25821228
I thought we're supposed to love selling when we wake up

>> No.25821393

>>25821331
Wish i had some annie right now. Haven't slept good that night, was drinking whiskey the night before and snorting.

There was no electricity at my job, because of snowfalls and now a day off...

Haven't lost money yet, but as it seems i am about to.

>> No.25821400

>>25821301
I dont fall asleep again desu, too hard sleep

>> No.25821458

>>25821228
>routine ends after breakfast
So you are basically shitposting on /biz/ most of your day

>> No.25821459

>>25821228
Wake up at 8am, eat breakfast and have a morning poo.

Start looking at emails, working from home as software engineer.

Look at BTC and laugh at panic sellers as I am holding since 2k anyway..

Work
Check emails
Check 4chan
Check crypto

Sleep and repeat

>> No.25821460

>>25821301
>>25821353
>>25821400
>life of a coomer

>> No.25821647
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25821647

ausfag
>wake up a 7:30 am
>load up stock lists (etfs, commodities, etc) and see what performed well in the US / Euro markets
>8 am onwards: ASX related announcements start rolling in
>open up australian financial review and browse through it
>while waiting for more announcements to come through, cook a massive breakfast (eggs, bacon, toast, mushroom, tomato, baked beans)
>make a list of "stocks in play" for the day and narrow it down before market opens
>10 am - 11:45 am, do intraday trading on the ASX, try and set up a few swing trades
>11:50 am, go for a shit then shower
>12:40 pm, leave for work
>9 pm, get home from waging
>9 pm - 11 pm, see what else happened on the market during the day
>then shower, then bed

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25821762

>>25821400
melatonin and benzos let's get hammered

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25821963

>be europoor
>wake up
>check coingecko
>panic sell

>> No.25822008

>>25821458
Who isn't?

>> No.25822021

>>25821647
haha auscuck openly admits to being a wagie

>> No.25822025

>>25821301
based , this is the normal life.