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I don't get any of this shit? can I get a rundown and some links to info about this shit?
I mean what the fuck is a stock and a crypto. I'v hear about thees on the internet for awhile, and seen biz memes, but don't get it.
Main questions: what's the difference between stock and a crypto? Are you seriously telling me I can put in 100 bucks and get interest on it?
Like 100 in times 1 + rate increase and then sell and get that money?
if this is true why isn't everyone doing it? also it seems counter intuitive. If everyone was trying to make money everyone wouldn't make very much. Like how does this shit work?

>> No.25816567

>>25816495
>Why isn't everyone doing it
Cause they have weak hands and have been coddled by safe markets not to smell a scam when it appears so crypto frightens them

>> No.25816595
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get the fuck off my board newfag

>> No.25816615

>>25816495
Huge sell- ah fuck who am i kidding I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AHHHHHH

>> No.25816724
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>>25816495
Lurk more, newfag

>> No.25817113

>>25816595
Jesus nigger, buy me a drink before you tongue my anus.
>>25816567
so how do I into?
>>25816724
Just wanna learn.

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>>25817113

Basic "how to into" amount to, Get us a times tamped photo, sharpie in anus and with a shoe on your hea...
Ok but if seriously, Coinbase is bad for high fees but good for learning, not sure about amerimutts but in eurosheit over here theres some free crypto you can get for signing up and watching vids, like 30bucks worth or something..

Crypto is a token, whether it is needed or not, proves to have a use in life is always different token to token, some have been out for ages, some are new. Its like stocks in the way that price goes upa/down but it is not stocks..
First rule of biz is to buy high and sell low (just trust me) second rule is fuck you DYOR.
All in GRT DR;NS

>> No.25817395

Google it faggot newnigger kys retard get off my board fomoing normal

>> No.25817483

>>25817343
Great, everyone here is retarded.

>> No.25817570

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.25817616

>>25817343
Says in the agreement that those tokens can't be used for investing and only for the actual network's use case

>> No.25817645

>>25816495
GET OUT!!!! LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! ITS NOT WORTH IT IM TELLING YOU!!!!

>> No.25817664

You get interest from a pool of other investors so unless you're putting in millions of dollars you are going to get 10% a year max. Transaction fees would make anything under 5,000 retarded

>> No.25817680

>>25817483
fuck off normal faggot

>> No.25817788

>>25817680
I'm a long time /sci/ poster. I didn't know other boards were even shittier than /sci/
>>25817645
why not? I mean what is there to lose?
>>25817664
>Transaction fees would make anything under 5,000 retarded
I see. So it's only good if you're putting in big bucks?
is this for stocks or crypto?

>> No.25817833

>>25816495
A stock is essentially an interest in the company. With that interest comes certain rights, chief among them being the right to receive dividends from the company.

The value of a companies is dependent on several factors, including itd future cash flows and profitability, the scarcity of the stocks, wider market forces and the tax system it operates in. High growth stocks could mean a number of things, including the market believing it will earn more profits in the future within it's market or as a result of its market share/the overall market growing.

>> No.25817835

>>25817483
There not retarted faggot, you are.
When everyone is a niggerfaggot, nobody is.

>> No.25817897

>>25816495
You just dodged a bullet, son.

Did you know XOM is yielding nearly 8% currently?

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>>25816495
It's really simple anon, you allocate 1/3 of your investment fund (you have that right?) in btc, another 1/3 in eth, and the last 1/3 in chain link. Once you do that you basically did what you would end up doing after "trying to learn" other crypto investment strategies. I just saved you 100's of hours so be thankful and fuck off back to wherever you came from.

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>>25817788
No, play around with coinbase for like a month, dont go over 100$ cause youll join the 41% and kys when you loose, any crypto you buy that is real, goes in your wallet, wallets are apps that hold your shit away from an exchange, theres many wallet options and what you bought on coinbase you can later transfer into another wallet/exchange, so starting with coinbase does not mean staying there forever. The fees are like 100usd spent they charge you like 4$,so is quite small fee if you dont spend 100$ a day there and at end of year have 4k in fees or some shit. DyOR that way you wont blame any anons later. All the advice i can give you is buy 100$ worth of Link and 100$ worth of GRT. And hold them for 6months

>> No.25817952

>>25817897
They have to cut their div in half its eating into operating expenses for updating their fleet and paying down debt.

>> No.25817972

>>25817952
OIC, fuck you know I should do more DD

Thanks anon

>> No.25817989

>>25817835
sure thing fellow niggerfaggot
>>25817897
what's XOM?
and what bullet did I dodge?
>>25817903
Ok, where is the bitcoin store? I only have 100 in cash.
I was planning on buying a half torso with that hundie so I'll be mad if it goes to waste, but it won't ruin my life because I'm a NEET that lives with my mum.

>> No.25818087

>>25817950
What the fuck?

>> No.25818148
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>>25817989
XOM is Exxon Mobil
Also AT&T (T) is yielding 7%
So to buy those you'd open an account on Schwab (free) or Robinhood (free with apparently a decent app but they suck in other ways) and then buy those stocks. You can put literally $100 into a stock, evenly, with fractional shares.

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>>25817989
If you have a Hun, invest 10% of that. Do what you need with rest this is not a get rich quick scheme, but just sign up to coinbase and see how far you can get without putting money in, im in europe so the websites might be different on the inside.
The "bullet" is that youll never leave this damned place, all day "Haha-number go up" and so on

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>>25818148
OK so you dodged a shit covered bullet called bitcoin
/biz/ is apparently a crypto containment board, so you're better off asking these questions to /sci/
anyway bitcoin was invented by a guy who called himself satoshi nakomoto. Do you know what a hash function is?

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>>25818087
Ok ill go full retard mode.

Coinbase man bad over long period of time due to jewing away money from you in form of fees when u deposit/withdraw.
Coinbase good for learning simple shit, like what coins are there,how much the numbers go up/down
If we gib you bad advice and you go bankrupt, shoot your dog kill yourself (in minecraft) over the 100shmeckels then well all be upset that we lost a fren.

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>>25817989
>only 100 cash
>bitcoin store
anon.... well, I'm gonna say its not worth it for you to even start in crypto rn with that sum. Sorry bro. You've been priced out in this bull run for now. If your truly dedicated on losing that 100 then google "crypto central exchanges" and how they work and go from there, maybe go all in on link. Don't buy until AFTER THE 15th as well. Your better of options trading that hundo or doing what >>25818148 anon suggests. Robin hood is kinda sketchy though so buyer be ware.

>> No.25818248

>>25817903
This. Exactly what I ended up doing after fucking around and finding out with XRP and GRT

>> No.25818286

>>25818148
T is fucking trash too. The second all those dudes had to train their H1B replacements the stock has done nothing but tank. Div yield traps are bad anon seriously need to look into the 4-5% range if you're going to have a healthy portfolio. The only solid +6% are REITs which are due for a correction since people are about to collapse on paying rent for lockdown II biden switcharoo

>> No.25818292

>>25818248
When did you have the time to fuck around with GRT? Its a month old. You just proved to this entire civilized board you have weak jelly hands

>> No.25818307

>>25818292
Pump and Dump on the day of the Coinbase listing

>> No.25818328

>>25818307
Not on the day of but several days following

>> No.25818360

>>25816495
DID SOMEONE SAY LINK!!!!!!

>> No.25818364

>>25818148
And from this hundie I'll make munnie?
>>25818244
>If we gib you bad advice and you go bankrupt, shoot your dog kill yourself (in minecraft) over the 100shmeckels then well all be upset that we lost a fren.
you guys sound mentally fucked, more than the average 4chan user, and I used to post on /b/.
>>25818245
so no crypto?

>> No.25818373

>>25818307
I bought right after it showed up, maybe bit later by like 10hrs but in the next 30hours my GRT went up nearly 3x, im not selling anyway. But why not just HODL?

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>>25818286
Everything's going to correct, I'm practically in all cash (MM) right now...

Thanks again for the advice. My other stocks are CPB, FRT (the REIT like you said), would you believe I bought KSS (not knowing they cut and the reinstated the div) and it worked out?

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>>25818364
>100 quid/bucks

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>>25816495
Image related is everything you need to know. Thank me later.

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>>25818380
also the fags on /smg/ offered a collection of meme stocks and eventually let on that the real money is in miners and steel, so I got some RIO and VALE too, not bad investments.

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>>25818364

We try hard to outshine /b.

Theres crypto that costs 30k usd/token
Theres cryptos that cost 0.003 usd token.

The numbers (price) fluctuates like a motherfucker. Yesterday bitcoin cost 40k usd, then somebody farted on a butterfly in Taiwan (insert any random reason) and now the whole market crashes. You can make money off crypto. But is hard to tell you what coin to buy and when. People try "sell" you there random shitcoins and will give you reasons as to why there good, dont listen to anyone.

First rule of /Biz is buy high sell low (do the opposite)
Theres a thing called a white paper, its like a readme.txt thing for what the crypto is meant to do. Like solve some existing internet problem (Bitcoin has shit slow transaction times when network is busy, Etherium has fucking high gas fees (to use etherium like send it somewhere u pay a gas fee) Those vary like Uber prices))

You need to research what tokens are good'ish and just ivest in them. Look at it like buying apple stock 30years ago. Domt put too much money into crypto, and only sell if you feel it is the right time.

When i say spend a month on coinbase, i mean like deposit 10 usd buy a bit of bitcoin or whatever you choose and then go back to /biz and read what people shitpost. Rarely there is a gem amongst all the pajeet scamcoins and other shit.

Im running out of stolen pepes that i can use..

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>>25818364
thats up to you, the only other sentiment that could possibly justify dumping 100 in crypto rn is if you know a good alt thats a 100% banger, or if you simply believe in the "tech" and the potential crypto will eventually realize. BTC is the grand daddy coin so if your making a positive long term (im talking 5+ years) bet on crypto that's a good start, but you're capital is to low to really have any real gains this bull run, or hell this year (assuming it goes any higher than 30-40k), and you can barely diversify with 100 either. Unless you start accumulating on some cyclical bases, there's a high probability you'll end up losing it. normies like you fomo in when shits at the top usually. SO lurk more. I'm talking at least a month. Also, don't believe TA fags. They're all gambling skitzos. Trading is a 0 sum game

>> No.25818684

>>25818360
Sergeys in the other thread, you just missed him

>> No.25818837

>>25818682
The TA fags im mentioning are specifically the crypto kind. Not the traditional asset class TA's

>> No.25819656

>>25817903
The truth is there for everyone to see but only the ones that lurked enough will truly be able to reap benefits from it.
Lurk moar newfags

>> No.25819821

>>25816495
there's no way im falling for this bs that you don't know what a stock is or crypto shut up cunt.

>> No.25820778

>>25819821
I don't know though.
how would I know, I wasn't born knowing.

>> No.25821017

>>25816495
Hiya another noob reporting in
I'm into real state, (rents) but I'm curious about this crypto thing.
Started lurking yesterday.
I find this an amazing world of greed. And I do love greed.
I want to put my money work while no enough for another house purchase, or maybe just to continue rising if profits are great and all this is not just a meme.

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Beat advice is for you to get the fuck off /biz/ and find your answers somewhere not resounding with
>AAAAHHHHHHHH JOIN MY SHITCOIN CULT