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bros what the fuck do i do
my boss heard me talking about bitcoin and how I x4'd my investment since march and he started asking me questions
I told him bitcoin was pumping and was "pretty much guaranteed" to hit 200K USD by Feb.
That day he bought 5 BTC @ 41K USD.

When the market crashed a few hours ago he started calling my phone a shitton and left me an email that said "Let's have a talk when you come in the office tomorrow"

wtf should I do?????

>> No.25813196

>>25813167
Get incredibly good at giving blowjobs by tomorrow morning.

>> No.25813202

>>25813167
is your boss retarded?

>> No.25813206

>>25813167
tell him to hodl

>> No.25813209

>>25813167
put on a smile
sow seeds of chaos
harvest whatever sprouts

>> No.25813211

>>25813167
U should do a front flip off the nearest sky scraper

>> No.25813215

>>25813167
Your boss deserves to lose.

>> No.25813226

>>25813167
Lol
Remind him that it's 8x more volatile than the S&P and tell him not to be so fucking limp wristed

>> No.25813233

tell him if he cant handle dips he might as well just rope now because the next couple of years will test us for real

>> No.25813242

>>25813167
>didn't tell your boss he will probably lose it all and don't blame you for it

NGMI

>> No.25813249

>>25813167
“It’s not my fault you’re an unlucky faggot”

>> No.25813272

>>25813167
How did your boss afford a $200k trade if he's this retarded

>> No.25813283

>>25813272
He's a director. He makes like 700K USD/year

>> No.25813309

>>25813167
>didn't purposedly make his boss get bankrupt and send him the bitcoins
never ever gonna make it

>> No.25813356

Obviously go and meet him head on tomorrow. Hear him out, maybe he just wants to vent. Tell him the truth, BTC and crypto are volatile as fuck and no one knows how they might act a week from now.

I doubt he’ll be angry at you. Those losses were his fault, not yours. And if he is, there is nothing he can do about it. If you feel your job threatened at any time, remind him that you’ll get an attorney’s opinion on the matter.

>> No.25813362

>>25813272
Midteir exec's aren't smart just normally really good with people.

>> No.25813363

>>25813283
director of what? sucking dick?

>> No.25813393

>>25813363
He's director of bag holding now.

>> No.25813409

>>25813283
You’re telling me the director of your company fell for you shill? Your company should go under if that’s the case

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25813419

look at me
i'm the boss now

>> No.25813428

Sounds like you're the boss now

>> No.25813442

>>25813409
Director of sales. It's a big a f company. There's 2 managers still over him but he's pretty high up in the food chain.

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25813446

>>25813167
>rule number one, never give advise on buy/sell x
omg btc is full of normies

>> No.25813453

>>25813167
wait till he panic sells at 28-30k, fires you. then kills you once btc hits 150k eoy

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>>25813211

>> No.25813491
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25813491

>>25813167
> The boss

>> No.25813495

>>25813167
>Bros what the fuck do i do
>I casually told everyone I know about how much money I'm making and convinced them to buy the top based off complete meme shilling

>> No.25813497

>>25813209
Based. You seem like a cool guy anon, I bet you have a hot wife. Cheers

>> No.25813534

>>25813167
Send him a photocopy of your nuts and tell that faggot you quit. The fuck you need a boss for?

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25813558

>>25813495
I didn't think it was memes I thought everyone on /biz/ was serious about the 200K BTC thing. I thought you guys were my bros looking out for me.

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25813581

please be true

>> No.25813625

>>25813167
I love these stories. Like watching a ship stuck in rough seas from the comfort of my front porch.

>> No.25813655

You go to work early tomorrow morning. Pick his office door and sit in his chair. When he arrives he chuckle a little bit and then slowly spin the chair around. "Take a seat," you say. You then tell him thanks for buying your bags. You tell him your company has no use for losers who buy the top. You tell him you're taking his job now,and he can take a hike. Then, as he is packing up his things and leaving the office in abject shame, you make a snide remark about how tight his wife's pussy still is. Don't forget to thank him for that as well.

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>>25813167
cryptocurrency is much, much more volatile than stock exchange senpai. i'll provide you with links to help your argument on why it's a long term investment.
https://youtu.be/DN5uyxIvTHg
https://news.bitcoin.com/nvidia-posts-record-q3-earnings-sales-of-gpus-to-crypto-miners-reach-175-million/
https://wccftech.com/nvidia-allegedly-sold-175-million-worth-ampere-geforce-rtx-30-gpus-to-miners/

>> No.25813779

>>25813167
>being this retarded
Repeat this every time some tard overhears you talking about making crypto.
>I am not a financial advisor, and I am not YOUR financial advisor. Crypto is a very volatile market and you are gambling your money if you don't know what you're doing. I am NOT giving you financial advice, I am not responsible nor liable for what happens if you do choose to invest in crypto.
And then you go on to say what you think BTC is going to do. You absolutely have to do that type of lawyer talk when it comes to money and especially to someone like you're boss or dad.

>> No.25813820

>>25813779
Its a LARP dumbass

>> No.25813828

>>25813655
kek

>> No.25813932

>>25813393
kek

>> No.25813968

>>25813655
Lmao

>> No.25814017

>>25813655
Fuck yeah! and drink his beer!

>> No.25814021

Imagine being so fucking weak willed that you purchase something with 8x the volatility of stocks and cry when it goes down some.

This is the third 'crash' I've seen. Remember it crashing to 500$ in 2013? Because I do. I've seen newfags to bitcoin get elated, buy the height, and get shit on every single time.

Just buy when it inevitably dips down again ( not as low as before ) and hold on.

Pussy.

>> No.25814039

There's no turning back now you have to fuck his wife next

>> No.25814060

>>25813209
Weird order haiku

>> No.25814063

>>25813655
based
>>25813625
kek

>> No.25814119

>>25813167
bought at 25k. Just sold at 35. Probably going to regret not holding later on. Also bought ltc at 150, sold at 142.

>> No.25814233

>>25813442
Lmao he's stupid for listening to you and you're stupid for pretending to know what you're talking about.

>> No.25814251

>>25813283
And he gambled 30% of that on btc?

>> No.25814307

>>25813167
>giving an excessively optimistic price forecast
>during bull a massive bull run
>without discussing potential caveats

You fucked up.

When I discuss crypto with my friends, family, coworkers these days, I do so in the most nuanced and potentially bearish manner possible.

>> No.25814317

>>25813167
LMAOOOOO

>> No.25814363

>>25813167
write a stern email to satoshi demanding a refund

>> No.25814456

>>25813167
>"pretty much guaranteed" to hit 200K USD by Feb.
fucking idiot, it will probably hit 100k by EOY.

but BTC is extremely volatile, it's not going to get there in a straight line.

>> No.25814506

send him this. 220k EOY

https://modernconsensus.com/markets-report/markets-report-another-all-time-high-for-bitcoin-as-max-keiser-predicts-220k-top-for-2021/

>> No.25814526

>>25813167
Your boss is fucking retarded

>> No.25814742

>>25813167
tell him the sec is closing the markets so its all cool

>> No.25814954

>>25813167
Refer him to the cringe department.

>> No.25815038

>>25813558
Just fuck his wife and/or daughter and flaunt your money.

>> No.25815317

>>25813558
I browse biz every day all day and have never once read anyone suggest 200k by february . The meme is 100k eoy idiot

>> No.25815351

>>25813167
his fault for taking advice on crypto, especially on the basis of your retardedly outlandish claims, but maybe this is how it was meant to be. consider the following: natural selection has been stagnating for over half a century, crypto has finally restarted the darwinistic meat grinder. it's no longer safe to just grind away complacently, failure to adapt quickly is a real threat again and it took your boss over a decade to adapt. sounds like he just got filtered by natural selection

>> No.25815461

>>25813393
lol

>> No.25815503

>>25814954
AHAHAHAHAHA
>circuit breaker
my sides man

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25815762

>>25813167
none of this would have happened if you just kept your fucking mouth shut.

>> No.25815929

>>25815762
bossman just needs to martingale OP. tell him he should buy 400k more next week.