I’m wasting my life

[Anonymous No.25800971]

[Anonymous No.25801001]

Based

[Anonymous No.25801022]

why my butthole itchy all the time

[Anonymous No.25801035]

if you're having fun, it's not a waste

[Anonymous No.25801045]

>>25801022
take a shower and wash thoroughly

[Anonymous No.25801049]

>>25800971
There is nothing to waste since your life is meaningless

[Anonymous No.25801074]

Leverage on, buy in, drop out

[Anonymous No.25801098]

>>25801045
no but i just did and my hypothesis is the soap made it itchy

[Anonymous No.25801148]

>>25800971
It's not like your life matters anyway. Nobody does.

[Anonymous No.25801173]

>>25801148
What about the rich and good looking?

[Anonymous No.25801217]

>>25801022
Dude mine is so itchy sometimes I can't sleep. I highly recommend a detachable shower head. You can power wash your ass so hard and it legit feels good.i do this after every shit now. I also have chronic hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.25801220]

>>25801035
> fun
The biggest meme in the history of memes. Imagine thinking that your purpose in life was tricking your brain into making the happy chemicals.

[Anonymous No.25801244]

>>25801173
What about them? Looks fade, can't take your riches with you when you die.

[Anonymous No.25801265]

You're living in a simulation, you can't "waste" your time here.

[Anonymous No.25801280]

$15,000,000 imminent

[Anonymous No.25801290]

>>25801098
stop eating spicy when u fart the remains stay on your asshole and itches

[Anonymous No.25801312]

>>25801220
>Imagine forcing your viewpoint of life onto others
Dude who cares. Let him be.

[Anonymous No.25801357]

>>25801001
>>25801035
Underrated

[Anonymous No.25801368]

>>25801290
Stop farting period. It leaves shit residue. If you have an itchy butthole as is, it makes it worse. Take it from me I have had hemorrhoids for like 10 years. It sucks

[Anonymous No.25801452]

>>25800971
thanks, you just woke me up from 10 years of procrastination. back to work now.

[Anonymous No.25801535]

>>25801368
i haven't farted in months because i dont get gasses ever since i am on carnivore diet and never felt better they lie to you and tell you its healthy to fart but its because our bodies are not designed to eat all that plant shit and they react like this

[Anonymous No.25801614]

I am not wasting my life. I fell in love with a woman and I haven't felt this alive in years. If I knew I would die in a year I would keep doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.25801624]

>>25801535
I 100% agree with you. I only fart when I eat like shit. Its literally your body trying to eject it. Also, if anyone is reading this, get a bidet. Its healthier for your skin

[Anonymous No.25801791]

>>25801624
i am 25 and haven't started taking diet seriously up until 23 i grew up getting fed only shit from my mother since she didn't like cooking so she made me sandwiches and all that crap but after realizing how important it is and seeing these FUCKING AMAZING results from it im never going back to eating anything from plants. raw beef heart and raw beef liver is all i need

[Anonymous No.25801811]

It's literally ogre whiteboi

[Anonymous No.25801820]

>>25801614
>fell for the woman cope
kys

[Anonymous No.25801837]

I have zero skills or interests and I'm old what do I do

[Anonymous No.25801849]

>>25800971
at least you're doing it in a fancy suit, anon

[Anonymous No.25801946]

>>25801837
Buy knee pads

[Anonymous No.25802216]

>>25800971
>Tfw already hit my peak age, it's only downhill from here

[Anonymous No.25802349]

>>25801624
Yeah you really need to look after the skin around the crest of your asshole, very important.

[Anonymous No.25802385]

>>25801837
Take a massive dose of psilocybin and increase your neuroplasticity

[Anonymous No.25802414]

>>25800971
YES, but we all are no matter how much success we all think we have(ist not real). Whats real is the friends we make along the way.