Life update 2030. Unemployment is back down to only 90%. My stocks are all worth $0.01. My XRP was seized using torture at the hands of the CCP. The only thing keeping me alive is the income I get from staking my one eth coin— valued at 616k, making about 1% return per month, thanks to the great flippening of 2024, when ETH 2.0 took the entire market share of the total stock market indexes (save for TSLA and Amazon, which moved onto the Algorand blockchain in tokenized form) unfortunately i had to sell my Algorand to bail your dad out of debtors prison, after he used margin to buy the dip in 2023. He lost everything. Most coiners are living alright, some better than others, especially depending on how many no-coiners they have to support. I support 5 families on 1 eth coin and I am thankful for the ability to do so. We just have to make sure we never exit the house or else the risk of multimillion dollar Covid-compliance fines could bankrupt us, and send one of us to the neoplasm mining camps. An ugly way to go. My daughter is working diligently on the hydroponic farm, while my son stands at the door ready with my old double barrel shotgun. My wife is telling me to come back to bed. I should go.