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What would you do if you met a cute girl at the strip club, and she agreed to come back to your place for some money.

Then the cute girl set you up to get robbed? 3 thugs burst through your doors and demand money/crypto

>> No.25764498

Turn 360 degrees and allahu ackbar them all

>> No.25764514

suck her dick and sage

>> No.25764523

>>25764482
rape

>> No.25764527

>>25764482
Pull out my chainlink battle mech, duh.

>> No.25764534

>>25764482
Why would you think I would ever trust a hoe? I don't even trust my cunt of a mother.

>> No.25764576

Pull down my pants and start shitting on the floor while yelling about how my fantasy of having my ass compacted like a trash bin is finally coming true, hands and fingers digging into my face and drawing blood while tears roll down my cheeks and into my gleeful twisted smile

>> No.25764604

Don't invite girls over to your place from a strip club in the first place.

>> No.25764668

>>25764482
I'd suck their cocks and swallow their hot jizz and let all three of them use my tight little asshole, then hand over my ledger without a fuss

>> No.25764699

>>25764482
Don't trust strippers.

>> No.25764700

>>25764482

I would fap

>> No.25764718

>>25764576
You can always spot another linkie

>> No.25764748

>>25764718
H-how did you know

Are you also all in? I am and have been since 2017

>> No.25764768

>>25764482
They’d never get past my armed guards and 10foot high walls to my mansion compound. If she pulled a gun on me I’d hit my secret panic button and my butler would come blow her brains out while the police head to the scene.

>> No.25764798

>>25764482
>What would you do if you met a cute girl at the strip club
No such thing
>she agreed to come back to your place for some money.
They're called motels. You never bring stripper-strange to your home.
>Then the cute girl set you up to get robbed? 3 thugs burst through your doors and demand money/crypto
You watch too much tv. Lets say this actually did happen.
"I only have like $500 and she has most of it!"

>> No.25764802

>>25764482
>3 thugs burst through your doors
if they can they deserve everything they find. but they would need explosives.

>> No.25764848

>>25764482
Cry like a little bitch and beg for my life.
>ngmi

>> No.25764859

>>25764482
this woman is my wife now.

>> No.25764867

She would be unconscious if she was coming into my abode

>> No.25764969

I’ve memorized my cold wallet address and private keys autistically like rain man. There’s nothing they can do to me. Years of attaching car batteries to my testicles for fun has prepared me for this moment.

>> No.25765152

>>25764969
except hit you in the head hard so you forget. oops

>> No.25765170

>>25764748
Brainwashed minds think alike. And no I lack self discipline so I'm a pathetic 70% in link.

>> No.25765288

>>25764969
Kek

>> No.25765477

>What would you do if you met a cute girl at the strip club, and she agreed to come back to your place for some money.
I'm massively paranoid so I wouldn't ever allow a "cute girl" to come back to where I live. In fact I studied how to tell if I'm being tailed and have an RF scanner to detect if someone's got a GPS tracker on me so if she tried to follow me I'd know and we'd go on a merry ride across the state.

If 3 thugs burst through my door (difficult, it's got a steel reinforced frame and a bigass deadbolt) I keep a loaded shotgun near me at all times. If they somehow disarmed me, my hardware wallet only has petty crypto on it that I wouldn't mind losing and I've memorized my seed phrase. I also live in a slum and dress and act like a poorfag, zero conspicuous consumption to make me a target. At worst they'd steal my playstation 3 and tv and hardware wallet. The PS3 does have a GPS tracker in it so I'd figure out where they live and hunt them down like rats, John Wick style.

>> No.25765551

I would beat her and rape her.

>> No.25765588

Why can't I start a thread? Says IP range is banned. FUCK JANNIES

>> No.25765627

>>25765588
Posting from UK too.

>> No.25765655

>>25765588
>>25765627
Must be your shit country.

>> No.25765694

>>25764576
>He's a survivor
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.25765716

>>25765655
Is it because of Brexit?

>> No.25765775

>>25765152
Pffff this guy doesn't wear a helmet all the time when he isn't sleeping. Do you have a deathwish or something anon?

>> No.25766156

>>25764482
>cute girl
>strip club

What? You sound like the kind of faggot that believes the waitresses there are not whores too

>> No.25766295

>>25766156

wtf are you on about you idiot

>> No.25766338

>>25766295
Cute girls don't work at strip clubs.

>> No.25766381

Let her shoot me than rape her with my adrenaline and die happily knowing my seed is in her.

>> No.25766394

>>25764482
Sounds like I'm getting robbed.

>> No.25766415

>>25764482
imagine hanging out with a bunch of degenerate strippers.
i was in a strip club once in my life, got convinced to go by my boss at the time after some beers. it turned out to be even more of a scam than i imagined it would be. once the money stops dropping they literally just walk away from you and find the next sucker. thankfully he paid for almost everything, but i still probably dropped around $50 of my own that night. my boss easily shelled out $500 for the two of us between cover charge, beers, hookah, singles to throw and lap dances. jesus christ what a scam. i'm pretty sure that was the first time i've ever gotten to play with fake titties, so there's that.

>> No.25766532

>>25764482
This is the exact reason you keep some kind of explosive with a dead man's switch on you at all times. Then you just follow through like >>25764498 said.

>> No.25766602

>>25764482
Why tf would you tell some thot about your crypto stash
if you want to throw money at thots buy some fiat first

>> No.25766607

I actually experienced the opposite. Three rollin' 60s crips were about to rob me in a motel room but the two girls with them led me away and told me to go home because they were going to rob me. They walked me to a soda machine and bought me a Sprite before telling me and I went home.

>> No.25766705

>>25764482
Uhhhhhhh. I wouldn’t have made the bad investment of handing my money over to a stripper in the first place.

>> No.25766893

>>25766607

Why were you in the motel room in the first place?

>> No.25766925

I'm in my 30s and have never been to a strip club

>> No.25766976

>>25766925
you're not missing out on anything. it's all niggers and spics throwing their money away

>> No.25767112

>>25764867
She would be imaginary if she was coming to mine.

>> No.25767668

>>25767112
unban me

>> No.25767744

im a con man so i convince the guys that i can make them rich like me but instead when i gain their confidence i kill them all

>> No.25767849

>>25764482
>a cute girl at the strip club
not all women are whores but she definitely is

>> No.25768777

>>25764482
I dont talk to women

>> No.25769191

>>25764768
>my butler would come blow her brains out
kekked. and i was just thinking how shit biz has become. still the best place for laughs.

>> No.25769284

>>25764867
cosbypilled

>> No.25769318

>>25764482
> demand crypto
how the fuck are they going to get that? explain?

>> No.25769468

>>25765588
Have it at work too whenever i use 4g. Been like this for maybe a month or 2. Think its the admin really trying to get people to pay money and bans random places but not all to attempt to look like nothing fishy is going on.

Does this make me a schizo?

>> No.25769764

>>25764482

You cannot burst tru my door its fortified and not made of plyewood.

>> No.25770541

>>25764482
>Get down on the ground.
>A bit stuffy in here don’t you think guys? Alexa! Turn on fan!
>The ceiling fan drops down to the middle of the room and speeds up to incredibly high rpms with the power of a helicopter engine.
>Razor wire deploys making a deafening BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFFUFULUBFLBUBLUBLU noise as it turns everyone standing up into minced meat.
>Turn the girl into a sex slave in my underground lair because she just forfeited her human rights.