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>> No.25764338
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BLACK HOLES
LIVING IN THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE
RAZOR WIRE SPINNING AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)

>> No.25764344

We are going to see 360 in the next 2 weeks as monthly hedges expire. Get ready.

>> No.25764353

interesting.. jannies ban him so thread deleted?

>> No.25764359

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25764360

The fuck happened?

>> No.25764366

To the anon asking why Biden might be hawkish: The buildup around the south china sea has to continue, more resources need to be focused there to protect trade routes. ISIS is making a comeback, there's no guarantee the Iran deal can be renegotiated favorably, etc.

>> No.25764376
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25764376

GOEV is going to make me a little bit wealthier Monday. Fuck niggers.

>> No.25764379

Poor CLF guy

>> No.25764383

>>25764353
The mods probably just hit mass deletion on his posts, so the thread was deleted.

>> No.25764390

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.25764396
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25764396

I'm up 41% on OPTI so far.

I'm holding OPTI till it goes up at $4

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>>25764359

>> No.25764398

>>25764366
Does this mean I'm not retarded for being bullish on DFEN

>> No.25764399
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CLF fag shil me

>> No.25764421

Oh I know it's because he was spamming his twitch link

>> No.25764438

Gimme a meme , dubs and I go all in

>> No.25764448
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Why the faggot janny delete the last thread?

I’m just the anon showing my ex to sign up for RH so I get that free stock lol

>> No.25764449

>>25764398
I wouldn't say it's retarded to be bullish in the sector, the US will push its allies to buy more equipment, you could see India buying more american equipment for example. It's probably not going to be the best performing sector, but it's not terrible either.

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>>25764421
Kek.

>> No.25764465
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25764465

If you had to pick one stock/etf to hold in an IRA forever and never sell what would it be and why

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25764477

Ok since last thread was nuked.....what should I do? Just delete the app and check back in December?

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>>25764360
jannies banned a delusional fat tranny
jannies are actually based for once
>>25764477
bro if you haven't turned that money into $2M by december your life is over

>> No.25764496

>>25764421
>Lose conversations in the thread because of certain posts
Jesus christ jannies are lazy.
Now we are stuck in an /a/ fag thread

>> No.25764530

>>25764465
Poopy bunghole stock
(WM)

>> No.25764546

>>25764366
I was going to ask about that too. Chinese-American relations would improve under Biden, yeah? Plus Biden can't be seen as a warmonger after the media spent the past 4 years lambasting Trump for potentially creating WW3 with each tweet

>> No.25764549
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25764549

34 minutes to movie nite! Tonite's feature is Vampire Hunter D (1985), presented with delicious english dub. It has been one year (wow already) since we showed Utena under similar conditions!

>> No.25764558

Bili fuckin bili baby

>> No.25764585

So was anyone able to buy BFARF without a fee on Fidelity? I saw one anon say they charged him 50 bucks.

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>>25764496
>Now we are stuck in an /a/ fag thread
And thats a problem, because?

>> No.25764600

>>25764477
Time decay starts to be significant a few months to expiration. You could keep holding and bet on no crash this year.

>> No.25764602

>>25764489
I think I wanna swap the ARKK leaps for more BILI leaps.

>> No.25764606
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WKHS.

>> No.25764619
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25764619

>CLF twitch link bait thread deleted

Based jannies doing God's work.

>> No.25764624

>>25764530
based WM

>> No.25764627

>>25764606
Horses are so fucking dumb.

>> No.25764628

>>25764592
I wonder how you could make money off normalfags flooding into anime?

>> No.25764635

>>25764546
It's not a given that China relations will improve, Biden's plan was to create a coalition of democracies to counter China and other non-democratic countries. However, Europe doesn't seem that interested in it and is playing into China's hands. We'll have to see I guess.

>> No.25764636

CLF - stock’s price-to-earnings multiple is 10.6 for 2021 and 10.3 for 2022. Current forward p/e is 8 ish. Oh profit, shine down upon me and make it rain 100's in bundles..

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>>25764396
based optiscammer

>> No.25764645
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>>25764448
Ayy lmao got em
I should make her buy the wrong shit lmfao

>> No.25764678

>>25764628
Literally impossible. They're not the ones spending a huge chunk of their money on anime merch.

>> No.25764679

>>25764628
Long AT&T and NFLX

>> No.25764688

>>25764645
cmon bro dont do that

>> No.25764716

>>25764585
I believe that anon was a Yurp, I'm in the same boat but I assume as a burger you don't have fees for trades

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>>25764637

OPTI gains feel real good, fellow OPTI scammer marine

>> No.25764738

>>25764546
Daily reminder Biden administration will be HARSHER on China as shadow war between Anglo-American elite financial interests and post-Zemin Chinese autocracy attempting to disentangle itself from the former. Xi will win screencap this

>> No.25764766

>>25764688
She broke my heart m8
I just gonna tell her to buy CLF or NIO

>> No.25764792

>>25764766
>buy CLF or NIO
Do you want her to be rich or something?

>> No.25764823

>>25764716
interesting, thank you! I am stuck waiting for them to confirm my linked bank account but was planning on buying some

>> No.25764833

>>25764396
>>25764637
>>25764725
OPTI will hit $20 EOY

>> No.25764845
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>>25764766
Tell her to buy Tesla-chan ATH

>> No.25764860

>>25764628
Apparently there's a whole subculture of people who buy anime figurines from GameStop.

>> No.25764861

>>25764738
nah BILI is still gonna make me rich (:

>> No.25764876

>>25764845
She only deposited $100
I got drunk and wanted to talk to her
This stock shit just gives me a reason to reach out to her randomly with “buy DKNG lmfao” and shit

I’m fucking pathetic

>> No.25764893

>>25764546
media can do what they want. they have their shit on lock down. they can say the sky is red and 90% of people will believe it.

>> No.25764896

I JUST WANT IT TO BE MONDAY FUCK I FEEL LIKE A METHHEAD STARVED OF METH

>> No.25764901

BFARF

>> No.25764905

>>25764833
10k opti marine reporing in
0.70
then 2.00
then nasdaq
then optionability
then moon
then mars
then alpha centauri

>> No.25764918

>>25764876
But DKNG dip kek you’re welcome I was spamming that all week

>> No.25764932
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>>25764766
Tell her to buy NAK. Fuck that hoe, she broke her heart you break her bank

>> No.25764942

>>25764876
just tell her to get TSLA, there's always something to talk about with that stock and it's volatile enough that you'll have a reason whether it goes up or down. tell her broke ass to just get partial shares.

>> No.25764945

>>25764766
Lol bro nio is going to fucking mars.

>> No.25764952

>>25764766
>she buys CLF
>it pumps to $200
>she becomes rich
>you kill yourself

>> No.25764961

>>25764896
same
I still can't decide between shorting TWTR or BA.

>> No.25764968

>>25764876
Jesus anon. You're gonna have a hard time once you hit your 30's.

>> No.25764971

>>25764448
cut contact you pathetic simp, jesus christ

>> No.25764973
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>>25764876
>$100 account

You shouldn't date broke women. Bang them, absolutely. Date them, never.

Just stick to waifus. They're free.

Simping on a woman (specially an ex) is by far the worst possible investment a man can make.

>> No.25764980

>>25764546
I'm not convinced of anything, they could just as easily try to deflect angry maga boomers towards China instead
Plus Biden is a career politician, he will have zero qualms at adopting whatever stance he thinks will benefit him in the short term

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>>25764766
I have just the stock for her.

>> No.25764984

>>25764861
It WILL, just expect Biden to try n bully it first with his sclerotic zombie regime.
~Like all things impure, like all things undead
We beg from these swine
Who told you to love and endure
And to live in our stead~

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>>25764896
>I JUST WANT IT TO BE MONDAY FUCK I FEEL LIKE A METHHEAD STARVED OF METH
waktfb

>> No.25764994

>>25764679
How does AT&T profit from this?
>>25764860
So that's how gamestop is still alive

>> No.25764996
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25764996

I have lost 25 pounds since I quite the pharamceutical jew back in July. This is too fast and somewhat concerning. I changed nothing with my diet and activity.

>> No.25765015

>>25764994
They own Otter media which in turn owns Crunchyroll

>> No.25765026

I'm buying 25,000 shares of OPTI on margin on Monday and there isn't a nigger alive that can stop me

>> No.25765032

>>25764628
Bandai Namco

>> No.25765047

Whats a good insider trading forum

>> No.25765052

>>25765015
>https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/9/21547657/sonys-funimation-acquires-crunchyroll-deal-price-watching-anime
not anymore

>> No.25765056

I got banned yesterday for posting a picture that wasn't related to business, you know like every picture in these threads.

Fuck jannies.

Short Twitter (my post is business related)

>> No.25765063

Has anyone here legitly discussed where “we” migrate to when 4chan might be taken down? Looks like hosts are starting to target websites/people across the board. It’s only a matter of time.
Is there a discord or something? I find the greatest memes here and would be sad if it went away

>> No.25765067
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25765067

Reminder if you aren't buying AQB your aren't making smart investments

>> No.25765078

>>25764996
I lost 25 kg by just quitting soda. Haven't had a drink in a year.
I'm still a fat fuck though

>> No.25765082

>>25764983
Audibly laughed

>> No.25765092
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>>25765026
OPTI is not marginable

>> No.25765095
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25765095

My fiancé has agreed to let me handle all of our finances.
So thinking of making a joint account that we both put $500 into each month. She has her own Ira that I set up for her.
things are looking up anons

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>>25765026

>> No.25765099

>>25765052
oh
didn't know that

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>>25765026
I'm buying 1M shares on margin. It's time to PAMP EEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.25765114

>>25764983
Yeah that shit will get delisted way before NAK. Go with RYCEY

>> No.25765115
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Why did I sell TSLA

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>>25764628
Bandai, Namco, sega, Sony, Bili bili, or hot topic

They all deal with anime

>> No.25765129

>>25765063
the only thing that could possibly go is /pol/
nobody gives a shit about us talking about NAK

>> No.25765174

>>25765098
>I hope you lose it all the kikes
Try again, jewish nigger!

>> No.25765210

How much did you anons pay for your first car ? I’m thinking 3-8k is suitable because chances are I’ll drive it into the dirt

>> No.25765245

>>25765129
Yeah if they get rid of pol everything will be better probably. It's amazing how much power cloudflare has, is ddos protection really so essential nowadays? How much bandwidth does that waste overall across the entire net?

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>>25765210
$0
I also paid $0 for my house
My father paid for it all, why would I spend money?

>> No.25765265

>>25765210
4k
Was too much
Could've bought BFARF with that money

>> No.25765275

>>25765210
I bought a car for 5k with the cash I saved from my first job as a teenager.

>> No.25765290
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If this place is shutdown or nearing it we should unironically make a discord to coordinate regrouping. Now look, i had discord. I hate discord trannies. I have never been in a gay discord or room nor do i have it downloaded. Fuck id rendezvous in fucking vent or teamspeak if needed but i know the zoomer trend is discord. But i cant lose you bros, this is the comfiest general on this website and you have made me tons of money and are good lads
Maybe comment section of john rockers/alex jones videos?

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I'm ready to shoot hot loads on Monday

>> No.25765300

>>25764980
>deflect angry maga boomers towards China instead
That's the only way Biden would really be able to appease them, aside from ubi. That was a good point about him being a career politician. To me, that means he'll sell us out to China and blame everything on Russia. Makes sense to me given that whole scandal in the Ukraine.

>> No.25765308

>>25765245
>is ddos protection really so essential nowadays?
its not just that they have a firewall too, and other services. and yes, skids are running scanners nonstop, and bigger sites are constantly subject to attacks. cloudflare is a simple solution that boomers can just drop their nameservers into and have something that works.
t. web admin

>> No.25765320

>>25765262
Same.
Got the car for free, and later sold it back to him for $10k after tricking him into thinking that I sided with him during my parents divorce.
:^)

>> No.25765323

>>25765210
$5k, split in half with my mother, after buying a car from an auction and getting it inspected. Felt like too much desu, even though that's technically below it's blue-book value.
I wrecked the front bumper and unless I pour money into cosmetic fixes it's basically worth $1k now. At least it'll probably hold up for another 50k miles if I need it to (bought at 106k, now at 112k a year and 5 months later).

>> No.25765331

>>25764766
GNUS/PRPO, my worst bags
>>25764983
Fucking kek

>> No.25765367

>>25765026
>>25765104
Wait do people here really use margin accounts?

>> No.25765376

THREE TRILLION IN NEW STIMULUS ALL IN ON INFLATIONARY SHIT YEEEYEEE THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO MAKE IT.

>> No.25765384

>>25765210
My truck cost $5k I have driven it without problems for 4 years. 2000 dodge Dakota

>> No.25765391

How we feeling about SNPR? Ready to go to the moon on this EV hype

>> No.25765394

>>25765308
Thanks for the info, but why is it when cloudflare bans something that means it's the end? Surely there are non-US services that offer similar protection? And is it impossible to roll your own? Maybe NET isn't such a bad investment?

>> No.25765407

>>25765367
>not gambling money that isn't yours on penny stocks
NGMI

>> No.25765429
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>>25764546
All of the people who control Joe Biden are expecting a softer approach to China, which is why you see their money flowing to Chinese equities now. The current market doesn't care about defense stocks, so go long on music produced by Hezbollah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSRtYSnrqKo

>> No.25765431

>>25765376
We have to enjoy the 2021 bull before the 2022 bear makes the Great Depression look like a joke

>> No.25765435
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BIDEN DEMANDS 4 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/01/08/biden-stimulus-plan/

BIDEN DEMANDS 4 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/01/08/biden-stimulus-plan/

BIDEN DEMANDS 4 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/01/08/biden-stimulus-plan/

BIDEN DEMANDS 4 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS PACKAGE!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2021/01/08/biden-stimulus-plan/

>> No.25765436

>>25765376
I really want to short DXY but I don't want to get fucked.

>> No.25765462

>>25765435
This is two days old.

>> No.25765468

>>25765320
Based. You're going to make it as long as you keep being a nihilistic sociopath bro!

>> No.25765484

I already have a car but I hate it and I’d like to give it to my senpai cause all of our cars are turning to shit . My dad bought it for me for around 3k . I need something with more life. Should I lease or buy Craigslist ? I like Craigslist

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>>25765367
If I'm not a billionaire by 30 I might as well be a bankrupt homeless drug addict, HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD BABY.

>> No.25765508

>>25764635
>Europe doesn't seem that interested in it and is playing into China's hands.
Sweden has the largest negative sentiment against china here in the EU.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Chinese_sentiment

>> No.25765514

>>25765484
What the fuck 4chin got me good there I typed family

>> No.25765515

we're buying defense stocks at these prices
NOC under 300 is a no-brainer
NOC above 300 is still a good buy

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Movie night movie night! Get in here! Tonite's feature is Vampire Hunter D (1985)
>>25765429
Houthis have better bangers, bijibiji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvd05o6R10o

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Bros.. i finally get it. I finally understand options trading

>> No.25765566

>>25765508
Yeah but look at the trade deal Europe is signing with China. It's stupid, and they think China will actually hold up their end of the bargain when it's shit they promised to do decades ago and never did. Trusting anything they say is retarded.

>> No.25765571

>>25765557
>make option call
>get money
>get cocky
>make bigger call
>lose all money
>kill self
it's that easy

>> No.25765614

>>25765210
Paid $1000 for a 1988 ford ranger (in 2001). Drove it for a year before some asshole hit me. Bought a 1992 ford ranger for 2400. Now I drive a 2014 corolla w/under 66k on it.

>> No.25765628

>>25765557
There is no order book. There are only hedges and bets.

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>>25765557
what made it click? I've watched dozens of youtube videos and I'm still not confident I won't fuck it up.

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>>25765557
>imblying it isn't just a coin toss

Really doubt 99% of option users actually know or use the formula for options where it increases chances to make money.

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>>25765290
The first thing I would do is just wander from website to website and hitting ctrl f and searching for smg. I'd find you faggots somehow someway.

>> No.25765740

day trading is funnnn lulz

>> No.25765745

>>25765691
Math is gay

>> No.25765774
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>>25765745
Math is really fun. Only niggers hate math.

>> No.25765784

Bros, BABA and NIO are looking pretty good.

>> No.25765788
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25765788

I need to get more bfarf. A flash crash of bitcoin next week would be nice. As soon as I get. A paycheck ill but more. But im not rebalancing anything into it.

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>>25765571
>be mumu
>buy long call
>it crabs
>short strangle for free money
Mumu always wins in a bull market

>> No.25765793

>>25765774
Anime is gay

>> No.25765820
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25765820

>>25764637
>Optican, healthcare on demand!

>> No.25765821

>>25765661
What dont you get bro, i can help explain

>> No.25765823
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>>25765435
ya bro the trillions will start flowing maybe even while this current president is still in office

>> No.25765846

>>25765784
but Jack Ma...

>> No.25765865

>>25765784
why Baba? I thought Jack Ma got got

>> No.25765871

>>25765210
I didn't buy my first car until I was 26 and I had money by that time so bought an Audi for roughly $40k, which I kind of regret because I barely leave my apartment

>> No.25765920

>>25765691
For most of retail, options are just leverage for the underlying. That's why newfags get fucked by things like theta and IV crush and complain "but it went up!?"

>> No.25765943

>>25765823
How hilarious would it be we have a repeat crash this year but no recovery? LMAO

>> No.25765969

>>25765661
>what made it click?
for me it was selling my first covered call. try that. greeks are not hard to understand at all if you can do simple math. they really are not as hard as they seem at first, just intimidating to newfags.

>> No.25766021

0-4: short BA
5-9: long NIO
dubs: short DXY

>> No.25766027

>>25765846
>>25765865
You guys are right. The news is talking about how Jack Ma is MIA after China killed a bunch of rich people. I was just looking at BABA's consistent growth, and Bloomberg shilling for it

>> No.25766035

>>25765571
This desu.

>> No.25766041
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25766041

There is a 3x leveraged bull ETF for Europe that goes by the ticker EURL. Why is there no bear? Seems like you'd make a lot of money triple shorting Europe. Just sayin'

>> No.25766045

>>25765823
Oh is that you tinny? We all thought the FBI black bagged you.

>> No.25766046

>>25765846
He's laying low anon

>> No.25766056
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>>25765547
>Houthis
RIP /sg/
>>25765784
There's plenty of decent Chinese stocks anon. I'm personally more bullish on BIDU than BABA.

>> No.25766061

>>25766021
Damn you should still long nio

>> No.25766066

who suggested SRAC this week? I'm probably going to get fucked next week.

>> No.25766081

>>25766041
Why is Sweden in that picture? We don't use the euro as currency, and besides that USD/SEK value has been great because the dollar keeps shitting itself.

>> No.25766099

>>25766061
Don't have any extra money, I'd have to either exit my positions from AMD or GHIV to fund that long.

>> No.25766105

>>25766027
at the same time, would China really let that company fail? I feel like they want to keep up appearances on the world stage. I saw someone say Jack Ma will be easily replaced bc Chinese people are meat computers and I think I agree.

>> No.25766112

>>25766066
why?

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>>25766056
>RIP /sg/
When did /sg/ die?

>> No.25766133

>>25766066
Quack.....

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>>25766133

>> No.25766168

>>25766081
Sweden's central bank prints money to buy stocks. Literally.

>> No.25766170

>>25766105
It's really amazing how bullish the big institutional investors are on China, I don't even think BABA failing would stop them. I'm also not sure Xi cares what they think, keeping his grip on power is what matters most.

>> No.25766172

>>25766112
I just did my DD and its merging with a space company? this sounds like a big scam

>> No.25766179

>>25766099
I know that feel anon.
I want to pick up more shares of bfarf so badly but I can't exit my nio, lgvw, or rlftf positions, so sadly I have to have 284 shares only. I really hope I can pick up more before it gets passed 5

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>>25765774
Her finger can't even reach the trigger.
Also: >9mm


>Do americans really?

>> No.25766188

>>25766066
>I'm probably going to get fucked next week.
In a good way.

>> No.25766197

>>25764366
American military forces will be recalled home as the ACW2 begins and trade breaks down. Then china will retake taiwan and nuke stupid gweilo.

>> No.25766212

>>25766179
I might just exit AMD as it's been doing nothing but crabbing forever. Will probably buy back in in two weeks.
I'll see how it goes.

>> No.25766276

>>25766105
China couldn't contain covid, yet people still give China money. Ma being dead would dip the stock for a week, then like you said, it would go back to normal

>> No.25766288

BTC can't hold above $41k for 2 (two) whole day-a-rinos. It's ogre for crypto and therefore stocks.

>> No.25766293

>>25766197
Schizo, take, meds.

>> No.25766303
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Is my list of cryptostonks missing anything?
What are your picks from this list?

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>>25766027
>China kills business leaders who undermine the national economy
>you somehow interpret this as bearish, rather than extremely bullish
Also he's not dead. Stop being a complete amerigolem who thinks China is Nazi Germany.

>> No.25766340

>>25764396
i will now buy opti

>> No.25766356

>>25766288
BTC will go down to $38k and Musk will tweet about how epic cryptocurrency is.

>> No.25766357

>>25766303
sell everything except SANP
put everything into SANP

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25766390

>>25765067
AQB TO THE MOON

>> No.25766403

>>25766331
They're larping as nazi germany, with America and Russia playing into it.

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>>25766331
I mean the whole muslims in concentration camps is a lil Nazi-ish.
>not that i have anything against putting Muslims in camps

>buy BABA (to avoid the jannie bannie)

>> No.25766419
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25766419

>>25765557
Good job. Now it’s time to make it.

>> No.25766444

>>25766413
HOLY SHIT

>> No.25766457

>>25766293
You should unironically kill yourself before someone does it for you, lol.

>> No.25766487

>>25766172
You're an actual retard

>scam

No, it's partnered with SpaceX so it's one of the few that ISN'T a scam because MMTS has a working product. But the reason you shouldn't have bought this shit this week is because the space launch got fucked up for gay reasons and is delayed until february so now you're the nigger.

>> No.25766493
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25766493

>>25765067
This is a smart investment?

>> No.25766496

>>25765774
Math is fun
Algebra where you have to plug in a bunch of variables and look up numbers in a table for a normal distribution isn’t

>> No.25766502
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>>25765821
I guess just stuff that people pick up as they go but don't often mention in beginner videos. In terms of gauging risk/reward. Are selling calls and buying puts the safest? Wish I could paper trade them to practice.

>>25765969
yeah I think I will just have to give it a try, thanks. Would you recommend a normal covered call or a "poor man's covered call" ?

>> No.25766512
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I, for one, welcome the New Chinese Century.

>> No.25766516 [DELETED] 

>>25766413
>webm

KEK

>> No.25766517

>>25766168
Doesn't the swedish Riksbank only buy boring bonds and shit? I'm pretty sure you have confused Sweden with Switzerland, because the swiss bank is the one buying an extreme amount of stocks like Apple which they made bank on

>> No.25766539
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25766539

Like how do you even get 3.5 million in debt with 185k revenue?

>> No.25766557

>>25766444
>>25766516
Funny story about that webm. That woman actually lives. Her mom (passenger in the car) gets out and chases the tiger carrying off her daughter and ends up getting eaten instead.

>bullish for BILI

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25766587

Lmao, there are few things I enjoy more than seething finance 'professionals'.

>> No.25766624

>>25766587
You don't need an expensive degree or bank job to see patterns and read news articles

>> No.25766630

>>25766587
newfag here, why has gold and silver stagnated while crypto has skyrocketed? Can it really because the former is a dying off boomer market?

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I'm going all in on biocryst and waiting for Japan. I'll be rich suckers.

>> No.25766645
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25766645

WKHS

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holy fucking shittt if you bought a TSLA 1000c expiring 1/15 on wednesday you'd have a 7500% gain in 2 days

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>>25766587
How the fuck are you seeing posts from the future

>> No.25766692

>>25766630
The higher the market cap of TSLA gets the more likely it is Musk brings a giant asteroid of metals to Earth to fuel battery production, bringing a shit ton of gold and silver with it making it worthless.

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>>25766630
Yes. There’s been a fundamental shift in how the stock market works in the past decade. Some hedge fund manager makes the news complaining about RH zoomers ruining muh money playground from time to time

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Black Monday incoming. Take my advice for what you think it's worth, but it's coming.

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>>25766413
>Zero sense of danger in a park full of tigers

>> No.25766724

>>25766624
>You don't need an expensive degree or bank job to see patterns and read news articles
This
>>25766630
USD is going to shit but stocks are still highly profitable and there is no short-term reason that would change, so why buy gold over stocks?

>> No.25766740

>>25766709
good thing im like 95% cash right now kek. More cheapies for meeeee

>> No.25766766

>>25766661
Should I buy a TSLA 1400c expiring in February?

>> No.25766770
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>>25765435
You only get your gibs if your vaxxed

>> No.25766773
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25766773

Not sustainable.
Surely.
Dump.
Next week.

>> No.25766778

silver and gold absolutely suck to sell, you get raped by kikes when you do. and you have to actually leave your house to sell it which is fucking gay and 18th century pilled.

>> No.25766802
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25766802

WKHS

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>>25766766

>766766

lord no. anon, it's about to get very very ugly. the sitting president of the united states has been banned from the entire internet, and is not allowed on FOX News or any cable outlet.

i think that should be the biggest warning of all time. think about it. think about it long and hard. here is a nice otter for you while you ponder

>> No.25766841

>>25766816
why would drumptf's bullshit have anything to do with TSLA retaining it's retard strength to 1400?

>> No.25766850

>>25766778
top kek, got 2k in gold and silver and now its just sitting there being gay. Wel it's for the ultimate apocalypse situation, if i dont appreciate it one of my descendants will

>> No.25766865

>>25766841
pretty sure it's going to $2k by the end of next week, or $0

maybe open a strangle on it, like a $400 put or something

>> No.25766870

>>25766841
It doesn't. All of this political nonsense is to distract normies. The markets are gonna keep booming.

>> No.25766887

>>25766816
Retarded take but >>25766766 no that's dumb as fuck, TSLA could have a fucking enormous sell-off at $1k, it's $5,000 pre-split ffs.

>> No.25766899
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bros do you really think biden will raise the minimum wage

>> No.25766921
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bros, im drunk and my team just got booted out of the playoffs by gay fucking refs
how do i cope if the market isnt even fucking open

>> No.25766956

>>25766865
>>25766870
>>25766887
>TSLA could have a fucking enormous sell-off at $1k
You think the sentiment with TSLA is bearish enough that people will sell off at $1k? Fuck off. TSLA 26th February 2021 1290c is going for $2300 a call. Might cop those on Monday.

>> No.25766985
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25766985

This one could just be really good bait.

>> No.25766987

>>25766956
Alright then dude it's your money and risk.

>> No.25766996

>>25764319
Why does apple sell shares when they have 400 billion dollars

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>>25766899
Yes but it won't happen all at once it will be done in stages. And even then seeing 15 nationwide may be a farshot, since cost of living around the country is different in many different places and in some areas they are making much more than 7.25 national.

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Can we talk about how this faggot bitched and moaned at the US gov for an entire year to investigate a random ass pyramid scheme company so he could short it for 500 million

>> No.25767030

>>25766956
1290, jesus that's 30% more in one month
don't hold that until expiration if you do, just get in and out quickly

>> No.25767033

>>25766987
TSLA 12th February 2021 1300c is going for $1490 a call. Those look MIIIGHTY fine. I trust TSLA to have retard strength which would run it up to 1000 by February 1st.

>> No.25767068
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Convince me not to do this Monday

>> No.25767074

>>25767030
>don't hold that until expiration if you do, just get in and out quickly
No shit, there's no way I actually believe TSLA will run up to the 1300 range by February. I just don't have enough money for longer DTE calls for TSLA so I want to gamble with weeklies because all these fucking dark pools are buying calls for TSLA in the 1200's or so. Dark pool anon can verify.

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i want to trade and I want it NOW

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>>25766887

>Sitting President of the United States is banned from the entire internet
>Also banned from appearing on any Cable TV network

Do you think this is a positive indicator for the market? I don't. Think about it anon.

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>>25767006
hell id take 12 immediately and a gradual increase to 15 in a few years

>> No.25767104

>>25767074
yeah I wanted to get a straddle on TSLA, but sadly a leap straddle is like 40k a pop

>> No.25767105
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>>25767068

Better yet why not make it an even 1000?

What is my profit on the right to buy 100k shares of CLF at 30 if it goes to 50?

Any math geniuses here? That's 62k to 2m LOL

>> No.25767113

The TSLA strikes were for 960 and such btw.

>> No.25767135

>>25766899
I think the senate will still pose a problem for that and not to mention he will probably delay it until ~1 year before the next election so the negative aspects of raising the minimum wage doesn't reveal itself before he bags another 4 years in office using the minimum wage stuff in his re-election campaign

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>>25766899
LOL NO
IMAGINE THINKING BIDEN, A SENILE SCUMBAG POLITICIAN, GIVES A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT MAKING THE WORLD BETTER
HE HAD 40 YEARS TO DO ANYTHING AND HES DONE SHIT FUCK ALL
But remember hes more popular than Obama :)

>> No.25767143

>>25766899
min wage has to go up inflation is fucking over everything

>> No.25767144

What is the next GME boys? I want to find some deep value trash that has reason to pop bigly. BBBY is one of them but not sure.

>> No.25767152

>>25767015
Didn’t he take a beating on that trade?

>> No.25767193

>>25767143
>NOOOOOOOOO THAT MEANS I HAVE TO PAY MY WORKERS MORE WHICH MEANS THEY CAN AFFORD THINGS WHICH MEANS I CANT HOARD ALL THE WEALTH FOR MYSELF AND MY FELLOW BOOMERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25767201

>>25766331
>the king is cracking down on those not paying taxes and hurting the economy
>this is bullish

>> No.25767254

>>25767144
Justin says UNFI. I dont know if i want to get in this early. Currently trying to accrue funds for C for that sweet divvy +bank buy backs. Thanks based C/T shill

>> No.25767255

>>25767135
>re-election campaign
Is Biden really going to run for a 2nd term? But yes, the Senate will be more of a problem than people think, some people act like the Democrats have absolute control now, there's still the filibuster.

>> No.25767267

is that EO about chinese companies gonna hit hard on monday?

>> No.25767276

>>25767085
I just bought a shitload of SQQQ

>> No.25767287

>>25767267
No one will care, Dalio is talking up China big time.

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>>25767135
the piece of shit nigger senate poses a problem for everything

>>25767143
my trash state raises it every year "along with inflation" but it just went up a measly 10 cents. what a piece of shit. it's gone up less than $2 in 15 years

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>>25766130
I stopped going on /pol/ years ago and just checked now. Not a single /sg/ thread
>>25766413
They're forcefully speeding up the 'integration' of all of their minority ethnic groups. Cultural genocide is something which nearly every modern country has a legacy of anyways, oversized picture related. Am I supposed to care that China doesn't want to wait 50-100 years to do it gradually and peacefully? No I don't, because the only things which matter to me are my 2D harem and portfolio. It's entirely about internal stability and extracting maximum economic output, rather than exterminating certain demographics.
>tl;dr go long on Chinese stocks and ignore most of the FUD
>>25767201
>the best argument you could come up with is some shitty anecdote
What are you even trying to say? Try not paying taxes yourself and see what happens.

>> No.25767326

>>25767193
>Implying Democrats ever gave a shit about minimum wagies.

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>>25767105
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

>> No.25767360

>>25767326
If minimum wage goes real high, they will just close down a bunch of businesses.

>> No.25767374

hey guys short pltr im a cia asset

>> No.25767403

>>25767326
They're the reason it's fucking 15 dollars in Seattle

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I'm not sure how China's new measures against foreign sanctions will affect investors, positive or negative?

>> No.25767452

>>25767374
Dilate.

>> No.25767474

>>25767100
are you new to clownworld?

>> No.25767479

>>25767276
every month the stock market goes up SQQQ loses another 10%
If you want to short the market just short a stock that's dying already, it'll go down even faster during a downturn

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>>25767474

>are you new to clownworld?

I just left clownworld. I ain't going back fren.

>> No.25767518

Bros...when do i buy xiomi? I need to long the chink global empire of the 2020s. Why the fuck is it otc, i want my fucking covered calls

>> No.25767524

>be me
>started investing 1 month ago
>instantly deep red because lmao why not
>current portfolio +0.20%
>trump crisis / end of the world

SHOULD I FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING?

>> No.25767531

>>25764465
SSO. 3x leverage would give suboptimal returns with perma-holding and if the entire S&P tanks, the Federal government has probably collapsed and IRAs would be worthless anyway. So, you know, minimal tail risk exposure.

>> No.25767565

>>25767287
Does Dalio have a chink wife or something wtf is going on

>> No.25767584

>>25767416
Sounds like China is doubling down. This increases volatility so I would assume that it will be negative for chink stocks.

>> No.25767624

>>25767524
I'll bite, what did you buy?

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>>25767524
Take your money and split it in 2.
50% VALE
50% RYCEY
retire early.

>> No.25767638

>>25767524
all in tqqq
thank me later

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>>25767474

>are you new to clownworld?

let's be honest. every corporation in America has banned the sitting President. That portends very bad things for the market - and you know it.

>> No.25767654

>>25767584
China is calling America's hand since they realize America is a shitheap with a few million competent people fighting to steal everything that isn't nailed down.

They don't have to contend with the largest power in the world since everyone manning the largest power is too busy being a fucking moron.

Meanwhile American satellites and allies have spent 4 years creating cargo cult effigies of American power that China will eventually reveal to be as toothless as America itself.

>> No.25767656

>>25767624
LI , SNDL

>>25767627
I’m scared

>> No.25767657
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>>25767416
China announces retaliatory regulations a lot, but never actually implements them. I think it's safe to say they aren't going to threaten the flow of foreign capital coming in, especially with the optimism around Joe Biden. We'll probably see a dip of some kind on Monday, then it'll be back to usual randomness

>> No.25767666

>>25766641
You will be rewarded bcrx anon. Your princess awaits.

https://youtu.be/VpI-kNzZU0U

>> No.25767701

>>25765095
>joint account with a whore that demanded a 350k house in this inflated economy

You have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever seen. This is the most serious post I have made in my 12 years on this website. I don't need to insult you further, as your future life will be an insult in itself.

>> No.25767703

>>25765290
bro we'll hit stocktwits just use a smg meme to identify yourself. idk what tho.
>coomcat
>crackwhore anon
>clftranny
>4U
>(s)needful
>doombull

>> No.25767755

>>25767701
She wants to get a prenup. Idk why you guys sperg out so much. She trusts me and gets super jealous anytime a girl shows interest in me and I trust her.

>> No.25767774

>>25767254
Who the heck is Justin? UNFI is an interesting play to me.
I was considering T for buying call options with but I didn't think it was worth it. Is C worth buying calls for? I think I'm exposed to C through BNKU anyways

>> No.25767775

>>25767403
Democrats run almost every big city, yet it only seemed to work in Seattle. I know why, and it wasn't because of Democrats. It was because people were fucking dead set on it, everyone had signs, there were marches every week. Despite the city being controlled by Democrats and GOP basically doesn't exist (because its banned), it still took them YEARS to get it passed.
Also remember, the last mayor of Seattle as a pedophile and the city council knew it. They are also in bed with Amazon and Microsoft to a disgusting degree.

>> No.25767782

http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/etp/leverage-certificates
How risky are these? I'm especially worried abouy liquidity.

>> No.25767793

>>25767656
>LI
Idk what this is but I'm assuming chinkshit.
>SNDL
Weedstock so not terrible but this is a very high float stock so movement will not be spectacular. Don't sell this, it will make you money under the coming US presidency.

>> No.25767800

>>25765210
$400, then spent 600 and a lot of man hours getting it up and running properly. Still works great today

>> No.25767803

>>25767703
What about portapooty anon?

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>>25767627
>retire early
>RYCEY
The only place you'll be retiring to is under a bridge or overpass. Say hi to crackwhore anon for me while you're at it.

>> No.25767826

>>25767416
>>25767657
China is shit. Biden will play ball with China, but only if theres something in it for him. Perhaps his greed will act as buffer to Chinas advances? We can only hope. Pretty sure Biden hates Chinese too, hes quite racist but pretends not to be.
>big shots!!!

>> No.25767839

>>25767755
Just get her pregnant. There is no advantage to marriage.

>> No.25767864

>>25767839
Family, children, fulfillment. Also tax benefits.

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IDNA>ARKG

>> No.25767882
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>>25767823

>> No.25767892

>>25767782
pls respond

>> No.25767902

>>25767793
>SNDL
So what you're saying is do the SNEEDful and accumulate?

>> No.25767906

>>25767793
LI is the chinkshit range extender PHEV auto maker, the only one that has is offering that tech. The other two are NIO and XPENG but these are EV only.

SNDL makes me mad even though I know it has to explode sooner or later.

I’m wondering it I should sell LI quick and buy something else or wait. At this time is underpriced.

>> No.25767930

>>25767755
Anon, prenups dont work anymore. Be careful. That said i just got my wife pregnant and she is on SS Disability. Nothin but smooth sailing now

>> No.25767946

>>25764952
Please don’t joke about it going it 200. I’d kill myself, family, friends, coworkers and cock

>> No.25767955

>>25767864
>Family, children, fulfillment.
All achievable without marriage.
>Also tax benefits.
You file separate the tax deducation is $12,400. You file jointly, the tax deduction is $24,800. No difference.

You're only exposing yourself to losing 50% of your wealth.

>> No.25767961

Bros anyone here invested in CDR?

>> No.25767962

>>25767902
I’m out of investment money, I’d do it but I didn’t plan to end stuck like this.
It’s all SNDL fault, it was intended to be a quick pump and dump but I got greedy and was punished.

>> No.25767969

>>25767755
Jealousy is a sign of insecurity. Insecurity is a sign of mental illness. She WILL cheat on you.

>> No.25768012

>>25767962
I mean doing the SNEEDFUL to accumulate. Sir, if U have good position in SNDL kindly run SNEEDFULgambit and buy more

What is SNEEDFULgambit ,, U ask ?
1. Sir, First U Find optionable stock (like SNeeDfuL) with high IV and kindly buy a multiples of 100 shares
2. Next U sell covered calls Sir, U know what that is sir, u sell a call where last trade may be from $0.15-$0.25 Sir
3. With that Premium U buy more multiples of 100 the same stock
4. Kindly sell another covered calls on those shares Sir,,,,
5. Then U repeat until U cannot buy 100 more shares with premiums Sir,
6. kindly get assigned or hold and repeat SNEEDFULgambit as many times as U can
congratulations its free money,

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>>25767969
>Neuroticism is a mental illness.
How the hell did we allow Jews to hoard enormous amounts of wealth so that they gained such an influence over everything.

>> No.25768024

>>25767955
So you double your tax benefits.
>but my wife sucks her bosses dick!
You are a cuck if your wife has a "career"

>> No.25768026

the general consensus with my coworkers is that
1. china is better than the usa in everything
2. theres nothing to worry about china, they are not bad people, americans are just racist.

buy china stocks
(and fuck captcha telling me i dont know what stop lights are)

>> No.25768046

>>25768012
sweet vishnu sir

>> No.25768055

>>25768026
It is kind of annoying how American's try to play down how much better China's 5G infrastructure is than ours

>> No.25768062

>>25768012
Thanks anon but because of reasons I can’t trade options at the moment. :(

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>>25768020
what the fuck did I just watch

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>>25768012
Interesting, I will take this under advisement.

>> No.25768081

>>25768055
Guess that's why there's so many scam companies because anyone in China can file SEC forms from their caves.

>> No.25768083

>>25768024
>So you double your tax benefits.
Still doesn't make up for losing your wealth with 2/3rds of marriages end in divorce.

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>>25768026
>1. china is better than the usa in everything
Got a webm for that.

>> No.25768113

>>25768088
I can't wait for all the videos of automated cars running over people.

>> No.25768117

Okay options gambling degenerates, what plays are you yolo'ing into?

>> No.25768119

>>25766899
Trump raised the minimum wage with his tax cuts... Like it only could have been done with corporate tax cuts, and Biden is going to remove them

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>>25768088
Haha, buggy go ka-BOOM!

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>>25768088
Careful. Tranny jannies ban webm's of chink disasters. Make sure to add "buy BABA"

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25768139

How come none of you k-pop worshipping niggers don't hold KORU? It's the 3x leveraged So. Korean ETF. Shis is up over 1100% from the March low.

>> No.25768155

baked
>>25768140
>>25768140
>>25768140

>> No.25768171

>>25768113
For some reason it will still only happen in China.

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>>25768129
l-lightning buggu!

>> No.25768206

>>25767701
Based.

>> No.25768251

>>25768080
Sir I will advise in /smg/ which Calls to sell Sir, or U can choose, just make sure Premium is at least 0.15 or higher (preferably 0.25), call price should go there when stock price is around 80 cents Sir, and look at the volume, SNEEDFULcalls have highest volume ..

>> No.25768291

>>25768171
That's my point, they've already started allowing them there. Clearly they aren't ready so fun will happen... to the most deserving of people.

>> No.25768344

>>25768024
My fiancé is horrible at math and basically just wants to garden and raise children. No career besides a jam business I got a license for last year.

>> No.25768501

>>25768020
>Neuroticism is a mental illness.
Yes. I'm the only sane person in the world.

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