What the fuck did you just say, you fucking commie bastard? Ill have you know I graduated cum laude from Harvard, and I’ve been involved in saving the world from nuclear annihilation, and I have over 300 classified assassinations. I am trained in political strategy and I am the top conflict-resolving President in the history of the US fucking Government, according to noted Cold War historian and Yale Professor John Lewis Gaddis. You are nothing to me but just another Soviet scumbag waiting to be blown the fuck off the map. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, as my top scientists have recently developed Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles that can be delivered by nuclear submarine. You think you can get away with insulting the President of the United States of America? Think again, Commie. As we speak I am consulting EXCOMM and my secret agents across the Soviet Union, your location is being discovered right now by U-2 Spy Plane Camera so you better prepare for nuclear winter, maggot. The holocaust that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Leninist life . You’re fucking dead, Commie. My men can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my techniques I learned as a member of a top-secret Ivy League fraternity. Not only am I extensively trained in diplomatic affairs, but I have access to the entire nuclear arsenal of NATO and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Cossack ass off the face of the Iron Curtain, you little Socialist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Missile Base” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Communist bastard. I will shit fury and nuclear annihilation all over you and your “Workers Party” and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Commie.