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25751996 No.25751996 [Reply] [Original]

One of you niggers can afford this. I know you can.
Take one for the team and get 4chan their first naval craft!

https://www.bairdmaritime.com/work-boat-world/maritime-security-world/naval/ships-naval/brazil-puts-decommissioned-aircraft-carrier-up-for-sale/

>> No.25752063

Bump because genuinely curious

>> No.25752086

>>25751996
That is suspiciously cheap. I'd need to have my mechanic check it out.

>> No.25752111

>>25752086
probably need to pay some ridiculous tax on it kek

>> No.25752113

>>25751996
$1.275m minimum bid for a decomissioned outdated piece of crap. I'm fairly sure someone from Biz can get it for $700k.

>> No.25752131

>Further, the ship continually experienced maintenance problems even after the incorporation of numerous upgrades during the 2005-2010 timeframe.
imagine the smell

>> No.25752134

>>25752086
That's just the minimal bid.
They expect it to sell much higher once pepsi and the bill gates foundation start bidding.

>> No.25752155

>>25751996
>built in 1963
>imagine the smell

>> No.25752157

>>25752134
Does McDonald's have an aircraft carrier?

>> No.25752183

Stuff like this goes on sale all the time, there are airfields in France where you can buy retired 747 jets for like 200k euro, doesn't mean you can feasibly own it; it will cost more to refuel it than to buy it

>> No.25752270

>>25752134
lmao

>> No.25752281

>>25752157
No, it's more of a land-based franchise.

>> No.25752508

would buy and make a offshore floating country. I would immediately declare war against Belize and conquer it too.

>> No.25752530

>>25752508
somalia is easier to conquer and colonize this has already been discussed

>> No.25752735

>runway isn't angled
You need a dedicated runway for strictly landings, or you could potentially crash into another jet. Takeoff doesn't need much ground if you have a catapult system.

>> No.25753370

>>25752134

Pepsi already has one of the biggest armies in history. not sure if they need a carrier.

>> No.25753451

Yacht parties are for discord trannies. 4chan has aircraft carrier parties

>> No.25753482

>>25752530
This. Huge rare earth mining potential in Somalia. And it's mostly on the coastal regions too

>> No.25753487

Bump, we need to start claiming real world turf and set up a state for ourselves

>> No.25753506

>>25751996
Imagine docking this beauty in Monaco for the link yacht party.

>> No.25753538

>>25753370
My grandma always said "Better to have it and not need it".

>> No.25753547

>>25753506
Beautiful

>> No.25753588

>>25752530
>pirate money to finance a pirate fleet to conquer a pirate country
Sounds reasonable.

>> No.25753592

>>25753482
Interesting. Perhaps a dozen anons can pool some money and buy the whole african continent. Ship the original inhabitants to sweden and germany

>> No.25753650

>>25751996
>https://www.bairdmaritime.com/work-boat-world/maritime-security-world/naval/ships-naval/brazil-puts-decommissioned-aircraft-carrier-up-for-sale/
yacht party on an aircraft carrier?
i don't know if anyone would actually buy this though. legacy military parts are expensive as fuck. routine maintenance on this thing is probably more expensive than the sticker price

>> No.25753681

>>25753588
Now you are getting it. Nice digits

>> No.25753738

>>25752735
yeah man I'm sure they didn't think of that before building it

>> No.25753794

>>25751996
>>25752113
Get Elon to buy it. I bet the idea of becoming Crassus and building his own private military would be hilarious to him.

>> No.25753881

>>25752735
Are you retarted?

>> No.25753964

>>25751996
We can create a bitcoin exchange & casino on international waters in the caribean for people to cash in and out without kyc.

Do it biz.

>> No.25754021

>>25751996
Just because you can afford that price doesn't mean you can afford to own such a thing. It will cost millions in maintenance per month probably.

>> No.25754054

>>25753964
CarrierCoin
imagine the stonks

>> No.25754167

It’s probably so cheap because it likely needs hundreds of millions of dollars in work to operate. Also, that it would require millions of dollars to dock the thing in a shipyard long enough with what yard would be willing to work on it.

>> No.25754176

>>25753964
Based

>> No.25754205

>>25754167
the maintenance crew is also going to scam the fuck out of you by marking everything up

>> No.25754371

Let’s all chip in and go Somalian hunting. Who’s in?

>> No.25754380

>>25753964
Sounds fun
>>25754054
lmfao

>> No.25754402
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25754402

>>25754054
People could arrive on helicopters, sailboats and boats , since there is two small spots of international waters in the caribbean near the usa mexico and cuba.

Do it bizraelis , i know rich fuckers are here, let's create carrierexchange.

>> No.25754532

>>25752735
the runway is angled u retard
>>25753881
yes he is

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25754664

>>25752134
you didnt know that countries beach their old ships in bengladesh just to get rid of them?

>> No.25754679

>>25754167
>>25754205
Theres that pajeet who have 1 million bitcoins. He could buy it, conquer Somalia and establish the first crypto-state.
But I think Elon Musk would be more willing to entertain this idea.

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>>25751996
Did the maths, if ever we decide to "chip in"

>> No.25754749

>>25754664
imagine the smell

>> No.25754896

>>25754704
>>25751996
I don't want to be stuck on a giant swimming football stadium with you autists

>> No.25755037

>>25751996
Maintenance technician reporting in:

Ready to depart Captain.

>> No.25755056

>>25753794
Your such a faggot

>> No.25755089

>>25754704
215 for 6000
or 107.5 for 12000

>> No.25755114

>>25752086
>>25751996
It would cost more to maintain it than buy it.

>> No.25755396

>>25755114
Yeah I dunno what the naval equivalent of miles per gallon is but fuel alone would surely be staggering.

>> No.25755786

>>25755056
I'm not you, sorry #burned

>> No.25756196

>>25754704
this is cheap we could all just use our stimulus checks and then defect

>> No.25756283

>>25751996
Link the pol thread or else you're mutinying

>> No.25756349
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25756349

>Get Elon to buy it

>> No.25756611

I'll put 1 ETH into this, lets DO THIS!

>> No.25756637

>>25751996
Can we seriously get fucking /pol/ out of here

>> No.25756657

>>25756283
>>>/pol/301576815
>>25756637
No. I want a boat please.

>> No.25756699

>>25754704
I would pay up if Elon promised fast starlink internet for us.
I work from home and living with fucking with my concentration.