/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25751763]

Going through the archives to recycle past OC edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

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>>25747527

[Anonymous No.25751791]

Let's cool it with the casual racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia or I'm going back to /r/WallStreetBets.

[Anonymous No.25751796]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.25751816]

so people are saying genomics shit is going big, what's stopping me from picking random shit out of ARKG cause I don't know anything about genomics or genomics companies

[Anonymous No.25751837]

>>25749255
>>25749658
No you fucking didn't you fucking liar
You shilled COUV in multiple threads
You posted your 'research' multiple times
>>/biz/thread/S25566073
>>/biz/thread/S25563739
January 5 COUV price: $0.46
Current price: $0.34
Kill yourself you lying, flaming, fucking faggot
>It was an obvious PND!
No fucking shit - it didn’t stop you from shilling it HARD

Again, post your portfolio with a timestamp, and I will leave you alone forever forward. I will never respond to you, call you out, insult you ever again. It’s that easy.
But you won’t ever post a timestamp, because you CAN’T post a timestamp of a 6 figure portfolio, because you’re a 4 figure, 22 year old, 12 hour a day soijack fud posting faggot

[Anonymous No.25751840]

>>25751791
upvoted

[Anonymous No.25751844]

Friendly reminder manganese will take off. Butthurt emotional anon wants you to think an economic report for their claim won't move the stonk in a positive way next week. Other anons will call it a pnd. It pumped with no results from their dig on word that Tesla will be using manganese for their model (insert letter here). The Tesla connection is real and these kids are going to miss out on the next rocket.

>but muh 18wheeler battery won't use manganese
>but the increase in manganese is so small

We are betting that the mine has lots of resources below it retards. We are going from stage two of mine operation to stage three

[Anonymous No.25751852]

I bought $1000 of MXC thinking it was in a dip but it keeps going down. Have I become a bag holder?

[Anonymous No.25751858]

>The absolute state of MSFT

[Anonymous No.25751871]

>Let's cool it with the casual racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia or I'm going back to /r/WallStreetBets.

[Anonymous No.25751880]

I bet big on a full market correction. I either x10 my portfolio this week or I go back to putting sharpies in my butthole for chump change. Wish me luck guys.

[Anonymous No.25751886]

>>25751840
or else we can't have these threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.25751890]

Why aren't you invested in space infrastructure companies offering services like orbital refueling, satellite life extension, or satellite as a service?

MAXR, NOC, and SRAC respectively!

[Anonymous No.25751892]

>>25751837
kek
i remember him shilling it!

[Anonymous No.25751925]

>>25751791
How do I share this post?

[Anonymous No.25751927]

Im sitting on 310 shares of GOEV @12.20. Mondays going to be based bros.

[Anonymous No.25751928]

>>25751858
easy swing trading stock then

[Anonymous No.25751972]

When's the last time you've pooped your pants on accident? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.25751976]

>>25751880
Por que no los dos?

[Anonymous No.25751987]

>>25751880
what happened to the last guy who went all in on UVXY calls in hopes of a massive dump? Haven't seen him since his calls expired...I hope he didn't long $ROPE...

[Anonymous No.25751989]

>>25751844
But this connection is public knowledge. Why hasn't it exploded from that already? It just seems odd.

[Anonymous No.25751990]

>>25751880
You're going to join CrackWhore anons collage.

[Anonymous No.25751992]

>>25751578
Retard here, can you explain what this means? I sorta understand P/E, I just don't get the implication.

[Anonymous No.25751998]

I found an article from 2014 asking if Tesla is a bubble at $1000 lol

[Anonymous No.25752018]

>>25751791
still hating niggers, women, fags, and trannies.

[Anonymous No.25752028]

>>25751998
Link

[Anonymous No.25752066]

>>25752018
Why'd you post a non-white woman then?

[Anonymous No.25752090]

>>25752028
https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/13119882-robert-mccarty/3223105-is-tsla-a-1000-stock-or-a-tulip-mania-bubble

[Anonymous No.25752101]

is there any requirement to keep cash in a margin account?

[Anonymous No.25752109]

>>25751972
Second grade in school, the whore teacher denied me permission to go the bathroom even though I begged her many times.
Ended up shitting my pants.

[Anonymous No.25752126]

>>25752066
I may be racist but I still fuck attractive minorities, I just would never have children with one.

[Anonymous No.25752142]

>>25752018
That's a dude
>>25752109
kek

[Anonymous No.25752147]

>>25751844
>TSLA HAS A PARTNERSHIP WITH THIS MINE, ALL THEIR BATTERIES WILL USE IT, MANGANESE PRICES WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF.
>No no no, I didn't mean any of that, I just mean that this is a good mine that is about to become operational
Kill yourself, shill. I don't give a fuck about the stock or if it moves based on some report that says they have manganese there despite that it will never be cost effective to extract. Stop trying to trick people into buying your bags with lies.

[Anonymous No.25752158]

>>25752109
Don’t take shit from wagies they are fucking ants

[Anonymous No.25752199]

>>25751791
Unironically these are just filters to get rid of the average population. Not everyone here is all those things you listed, though there are obviously more people here that do lean toward it. As a consequence though, there's a even greater amounts of differing ideas that can be shared here and thus ideas are looked upon with more criticality

What the fuck am I saying, go buy calls on GME, CLF and MARA

[Anonymous No.25752220]

>>25752142
>That's a dude
I can't tell, all brown people look the same to me.
>>25752126
I'm not racist but I wouldn't fuck a brown subhuman animal.

[Anonymous No.25752278]

>>25751791
This fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.25752294]

>>25752220
missing out. I get off on the fact that they will never know that they gave it up to a racist.

[Anonymous No.25752312]

Would it be a bad idea to buy MARA calls on Monday?

[Anonymous No.25752317]

>>25751987
he is still at it, this was his update yesterday

[Anonymous No.25752341]

>>25751816
Cathie has already genetically engineered her staff into vastly superior stock pickers. You can't beat the market and you can't beat her ETF.

[Anonymous No.25752346]

>>25751791

[Anonymous No.25752371]

>>25752294
I only get off to increasing my personal wealth and power. You're NGMI.

[Anonymous No.25752378]

>>25751791
Kek

[Anonymous No.25752392]

>>25752312
Just don't forget to exercise before Friday/Thursday.

[Anonymous No.25752405]

>>25752317
>lose money on retarded play
>double down and piss away even more money
/smg/ at its finest

[Anonymous No.25752421]

>>25752371
only able to get off on one thing?
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25752423]

Thoughts on PIPP and AJAX? How do I know if I am buying into the connections rather than these CEOs/Congressmen/Generals names?

[Anonymous No.25752431]

>>25751972
The other night when I had a watery coffee shart on my way to walmart

[Anonymous No.25752442]

>>25752317

[Anonymous No.25752476]

>>25751816
from what I have heard, ARKG has the best potential for going up the most.. but it is also by far the ARK fund with the most risk of going sour
If you are looking for a genomics ticker it is probably the best one out there, since you'll receive a lot of diversification

[Anonymous No.25752518]

>>25751972
I was stuck in traffic and thought it was a fart

[Anonymous No.25752528]

>>25752392
Any recommendation for what price I should buy them at?

[Anonymous No.25752545]

looking at dumping my load into
SWBI
BFARF
BB

[Anonymous No.25752578]

>>25752317
>>25752405
>>25752442
why would he put a call on something that's consistently gone down for like 10 years though

[Anonymous No.25752605]

>>25752545
MGTI
LUVU
ENZN
Take the pennypill bro

[Anonymous No.25752610]

>>25752423
>Thoughts on AJAX
the dishwasher, the soccerclub, the javascript or the greek hero ?

[Anonymous No.25752613]

>>25752528
I don't do options since I'm a europoor, sorry anon.
The important date is January 15, as the SEC will release a statement about buttcoins then.
It will either plummet or it will skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.25752650]

>>25751972
Last year, but I had undiagnosed health problems that caused me to lose bowel and bladder control.

[Anonymous No.25752659]

>>25752578
>>25752442
>>25752405
hey, if a black swan market crash occurs, he'll be the one having the last laugh :^)

[Anonymous No.25752663]

>>25752545
i'm looking at dumping my load into your ass

[Anonymous No.25752669]

Instead of making a sensible play for next like CLF $20 weeklies, I've decided to go into MFA $4 calls expiring next Friday. My reasoning?
It's at $3.80 currently and it was going for dirt cheap, will I profit? Probably not

[Anonymous No.25752672]

how do i profit from this?

[Anonymous No.25752722]

Any NIO holders? They had a great presentation today, possibly boosting from 58 to 70-75 range within the next week and to three digits before summer

Ching chong Tesla, it's not too late to get in
It's like getting in early to TSLA

[Anonymous No.25752756]

>>25752672
Short humanity, long utilitarianism and existentialism

[Anonymous No.25752758]

>>25752199
>this is why I left reddit.
Have an upvote.

[Anonymous No.25752769]

retarded question probably, but my account will work exactly the same if i switch it from cash to margin right? obviously, nothing was bought on margin, and i don't plan on using it for leverage, just instant settlement, so there won't be a maintenance requirement, correct?

[Anonymous No.25752774]

>>25752722
I would be genuinely surprised if NIO is not down 5% on Monday (maybe not premarket)
Everyone bought the NIO day hype.. 'buy the rumor sell the news'
I expect a lot of profit taking
If it runs up all Monday 9:30-4:00pm I will eat my hat

[Anonymous No.25752785]

>>25751972
GF got on top of me while I was sleeping and started grinding on my crotch to tease my dick. She bounced a little too hard with her ass and the pressure caused my to shart. I woke up with my underwear full of shit.
She was cool about it though and tossed the sheets and my undies into the laundry.

[Anonymous No.25752786]

>>25752613
if this is that Tether coin story, i dont see how thats worse than Ripple story. Ripple coin got shafted recently, btc and the rest didn't care.

[Anonymous No.25752793]

>>25752605

i was thinking about that too. saw someone put $25 into a ton, but I'd do $50-100.

[Anonymous No.25752808]

>>25752769
fucking google it, you've asked like 5 times now

[Anonymous No.25752825]

I think we are close to the top. I went to one of the webcam sites where the whores get naked for money and she started speaking about stocks and how they only go up. I started betting against the market earlier when the pokemaine girl was ranting about stocks and I think it may be time again.

[Anonymous No.25752839]

>>25751927
40 15c 5/21 here
We’re all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.25752843]

>>25752774

possible scenario indeed, but theoretically they should continue climbing throughout 2021 unless some legit BS happens that tanks the stock (like BABA)

[Anonymous No.25752849]

>>25752669
My play is dumping GHIV before the 21st and putting every penny from that into CLF. Well, at least that's what I'm planning to do unless something happens.

[Anonymous No.25752858]

>>25751972
Probably the only time that I can remember. I was about 28, had a 45m drive home, must have eaten something bad, was living with my dad for a while.The whole way on the road I was fighting it, I managed to hold it until 5m from the house, then unloaded into my pants, shuffled into the shower and cleaned up. Was quite surprised it was even possible for my sphincter to get overpowered like that, thought accidents were usually of the shart variety but this was a battle between bowel and sphincter.

[Anonymous No.25752866]

>>25752672
The ice cream people posted this?

[Anonymous No.25752884]

>>25752672
What happened at the Capitol was a peaceful protest. This is what white anger looks like.

[Anonymous No.25752886]

>>25752663
that was an unnecessary comment.

[Anonymous No.25752891]

>>25752672
I'm not sure UL is going to see any price drop because of this, but I was thinking about it as well.
Also Twitter should take a hit on monday.

[Anonymous No.25752894]

>>25752722
>It's like getting in early to TSLA
lol. If Tesla had Volkswagen making their cars, then yeah, it's eerily similar.

[Anonymous No.25752896]

>>25752722
no I threw all my money into POWW

[Anonymous No.25752908]

>>25751858
Still holding. I feel however the future plays out there will always be a place for Microsoft

[Anonymous No.25752918]

>>25752866
Why are you shocked? They're baizuo sublimated into a company.

[Anonymous No.25752920]

Why do boomers buy reits

[Anonymous No.25752935]

>>25752793
I put ~600 into various pennies on Friday and I'm already up 200 by end of day.
It's pretty based.

[Anonymous No.25752956]

anyone into CRM? they tanked heavy after Slack acquisition
but usually they have always good earnings and surpass the expected revenues

fair calls are hell expensive tho

[Anonymous No.25752962]

>>25752849
why not wait for moon mission?

[Anonymous No.25752968]

>>25752866
Ice cream?

[Anonymous No.25752975]

>>25752920
:(
I really hope dementia man says something good about real estate this week. I want to tell myself these calls weren't completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.25752977]

>>25751858
Still holding, I feel however the future plays out there will always be a place for Microsoft. Either storing big data for flying cars, or tracking all the conservative thinkers when they send them to the work camps.

[Anonymous No.25752979]

>>25752769
Yes. The only difference will be your ability to day trade - on the cash account you can trade with any settled funds, on the margin account you can only buy and sell on the same day 3 times within 5 business days
On the margin account you are still able to buy something on Monday, sell it on Tuesday, and then rebuy it later in the day on Tuesday - you are only unable to buy *and* sell on the same day (3 per 5 business days)

[Anonymous No.25752984]

I cant buy BFARF on monday because my funds settle on tuesday. should i even bother?

[Anonymous No.25753010]

>>25752722
Yep, but I'm a newbie so I'm holding onto my 2 stocks from December

[Anonymous No.25753017]

>>25752663
LMAO

[Anonymous No.25753036]

>>25752962
>why not wait for moon mission?
Isn't the merger on the 22nd?
It'd have risen plenty by the 21st. Probably a safer play to sell a day before.

[Anonymous No.25753038]

>>25752984
I'll sell you some

[Anonymous No.25753047]

>>25752672
Fucking jews...

[Anonymous No.25753055]

>>25752843
I'm still bullish on NIO longterm, just think short-term will dip (and will offer a good buying opportunity)
May take a week or two to bottom out
If it runs up on Monday/Tuesday, I'll admit I was wrong and probably look for entry

[Anonymous No.25753068]

>>25753036
Shouldn't the merger raise stock price significantly?

[Anonymous No.25753076]

>>25752545
>>25752663
kek

[Anonymous No.25753085]

bitcoin wtf r u doin

[Anonymous No.25753088]

>>25752808
you vill answer ze question and you vill be happy
>>25752979
based thank you

[Anonymous No.25753095]

>>25752672
>white supremacy
>mostly white

[Anonymous No.25753097]

>>25751858
They're just a modern current day version of a boomer stock.

[Anonymous No.25753115]

>>25753068
I'm assuming it'll dump and crab afterwards.

[Anonymous No.25753146]

New to stocks, but really fun not as stressfull as crypto. Sold BITF.V and HIVE.V at a 30% profit yesterday in case of a crash over the weekend, and if there is some truth to tether fud. What are some good non crypto related stocks for next week?

[Anonymous No.25753161]

Thinking about buying a 2000 dollar sex doll for hugs and fugs. What do you guys think about sex doll?

[Anonymous No.25753180]

>>25753146
Bitf.v

[Anonymous No.25753181]

Are puts on UXVY free money?

[Anonymous No.25753195]

>>25752672
Long on purple hair dye and strap on cocks.

[Anonymous No.25753204]

>>25753115
Why do you think it will dump?

[Anonymous No.25753225]

>>25753068
It will.. but right now there are thousands and thousands of retail traders piled in who are all planning the same thing - buy for the merger hype and sell around the merger
"buy the rumor sell the news"
it is going to run up strong, and then it is going to crash down. for long-term investors the crash down will be a great dip buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.25753229]

>>25753161
Let us know the companies you're looking at. Then we can find out if they're publicly traded or private and about to get SPAC'd.

[Anonymous No.25753236]

>>25753146
TSM earnings are on Thursday and will probably be great, and TSM is a solid forever hold you should own anyways

>>25753181
Look up "short volatility" and "volmageddon" for a quick history lesson

[Anonymous No.25753242]

>>25752578
Bears are retards

[Anonymous No.25753248]

>>25753146
BNGO
IPOE
ZOM

[Anonymous No.25753289]

>>25753181
https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/10/is-shorting-uvxy-tvix-vxx-the-perfect-trade/
read this

[Anonymous No.25753305]

>>25753085
Currently an alt season. How new are you to the crypto market?

...good lord I hope you didn't buy any MARA or BFARF. You're gonna get blindsided.

[Anonymous No.25753308]

Big Lots is a good growth play.

[Anonymous No.25753342]

>>25753308
Every Big Lots looks like they're perpetually going out of business

[Anonymous No.25753368]

thoughts on this?

watch?v=MzPzz24UN3c

[Anonymous No.25753380]

>>25753305
No, I doubled my money on BITF a month or two back and got out, but I'm holding 10% of my portfolio in ETH and BTC so I don't rope if the meme predictions about 6 figure bitcoin this cycle come true

Gives me something to watch go up and down on the weekends if nothing else

[Anonymous No.25753387]

>>25753342
They aren't. Look inside one. At least one that's not in the ghetto.

[Anonymous No.25753393]

>>25752756
thanks just went all in CRSP

[Anonymous No.25753397]

Surely TSN is due for another run soon?

[Anonymous No.25753400]

>>25753308
Had a big lots in my hometown growing up and all I remember about it is that it sold random shit

[Anonymous No.25753407]

>>25753368
That's a man

[Anonymous No.25753432]

>>25753308
Sorry, I just get too creeped out betting on American impoverishment.

[Anonymous No.25753443]

>>25753180
kek, will rebuy in after the massive correction thats coming

>>25753236
Will look into it thanks fren.

>>25753248
ZOM looks interesting, will buy in and hope for a 15-20% increase.

[Anonymous No.25753457]

>>25753407
>not knowing who Cathie Wood is
>ngmi
pls lurk moar

[Anonymous No.25753458]

>>25753308
Is BIG the next PRTY? Anyways if its not a value play im not investing!

[Anonymous No.25753513]

>>25753400
The get all of their products basically from discontinued items or throw away crap.

[Anonymous No.25753567]

>>25753443
Also BYND is looking good desu

[Anonymous No.25753610]

>>25753457
You literally outed yourself as a newfag trying to call me a newfag.

[Anonymous No.25753611]

>>25753397
>implying they would let you rich from tendies

[Anonymous No.25753617]

>>25753458
BIG was not at risk of going bankrupt. BIG has outperformed competitors in growth like Dollar Tree and Dollar General. They are ahead of competitors in several areas like the online store and a more robust offering of products that are in demand.

[Anonymous No.25753631]

>>25752147
There he is folks. Hi butthurt anon.

My bags are so heavy kek I'm not even the original shill but you're game is weak. You may not care what lays beneath their claim but investors do. Stay salty my friend.

[Anonymous No.25753662]

>>25753610

[Anonymous No.25753668]

>>25753443
Not happening until 20+, sorry

[Anonymous No.25753688]

>>25753567
is it?

[Anonymous No.25753708]

would all coins spend energy as BTC does? It just really clashes with the "green" initiative that everyone has a hardon for these days.

Also, what happens when one day bitcoin is mined out? The story about 21 million must be bullshit, miners wont work for free.
>dont worry bro, thats many years ahead

[Anonymous No.25753711]

>>25753662
He's right, you're kind of a fucking newfag. Lurk more

[Anonymous No.25753727]

Will all you Canadians shut the hell up about Manganese, stupid slant eyed dog fuckers

[Anonymous No.25753729]

>>25753662
>he doesn’t know
Newfag

[Anonymous No.25753730]

>>25753662
He was joking you dumb newfag.

[Anonymous No.25753775]

>>25753617
No point in investing in growth plays unless its a blue chip tech

[Anonymous No.25753782]

>>25751989
It is public knowledge but you can go back through the threads over the week and see countless anons saying the brothers have no connection other than a shared last name. That it's just a rumour they are connected. Nobody takes the time to research things.

[Anonymous No.25753792]

>>25753730
>>25753729
>>25753711
you're all fucking retarded
calling Cathie Wood a man has never been a joke on /smg/

[Anonymous No.25753811]

>>25753668
It follows bitcoin closely, i think btc will crash next week, so im playing it safe, might be dumb but, 30% is better than 0, if no crash happens i buy back. and sell with a stop loss.

[Anonymous No.25753841]

>>25753792
go back

[Anonymous No.25753842]

>>25753792
Borderline personality disorder cope

[Anonymous No.25753853]

>>25753727
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.25753860]

>>25753792
why do you insist on embarrassing yourself further

[Anonymous No.25753861]

>>25753775
>No point in investing in growth plays unless its a blue chip tech
you serious?

[Anonymous No.25753882]

>>25753792
>what is board culture?

[Anonymous No.25753889]

>>25753775
I advise you to rethink that point of view.

[Anonymous No.25753900]

>>25753792
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.25753913]

>>25753853
you can't fuck me you only fuck animals

[Anonymous No.25753916]

>>25751992
It means CLF has money pouring like crack. Before they merged the P/E was 8. Ok. New addition (AK steel) it's p/e alone was 8. now add the ArcelorMittal USA assets. The company is undervalued now by a fuckton. Put it all together. All 3 assets are raking in the money due to the steel demand. The better news is that due to the integrated nature of the new company the costs are lowered. So more profit.

[Anonymous No.25753919]

>>25752722
Yeah and they partnered with NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.25753921]

>>25753861
Yes, if you have small five figure portfolio. Just buy buy 10K worth of a bluechip growth stocks and don't pussy out on growth plays like BIG

[Anonymous No.25753928]

When does Dis finally dip?

[Anonymous No.25753930]

>>25753727
Uhhh based department?

[Anonymous No.25753974]

>>25753900
>>25753882
>>25753860
>>25753842
>>25753841
you're all a bunch of faggots
we have newfags come in everyday who don't know who Cathie Wood is

[Anonymous No.25753996]

>>25753688
Yes

[Anonymous No.25753997]

>>25753974

[Anonymous No.25753998]

>>25753457
>>25753407
>>25753711
>>25753729
>>25753730
>>25753792
>>25753841

Thanks for the nice discussion on the actual content of the post

[Anonymous No.25754007]

>>25751763
How do I become a good investor? What should I study in university?

[Anonymous No.25754009]

>>25753889
Holding bluechip tech growth outperforms most plays. No point in pussying out with a 5 fig portfolio. Dump most into bluechip tech growth, then gamble the rest on value investments.

Lump sum value investments combined with DCA'ing bluechips is the best way to get rich.

[Anonymous No.25754025]

>>25753998
I'm not watching an hour long video, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.25754028]

>>25753921
If you have a low 5 figure portfolio you should probably be taking more risk than just "buy AAPL lol" unless you want to be stuck at 5 figures forever

[Anonymous No.25754034]

>>25753928
Kek, never.. If anything it'll go up once the parks,cruises and film production re starts.

[Anonymous No.25754038]

>>25753974
accurate

[Anonymous No.25754051]

>>25753998
We don't appreciate your tone, Anon.

[Anonymous No.25754055]

should we all be in UBER even though it is an awful money fire?

[Anonymous No.25754063]

>>25753974
stop

[Anonymous No.25754068]

>>25753974
Holy fucking shit. You fell for a fucking old meme you’re too much of a newfag to get. Go back.

[Anonymous No.25754077]

>>25753998
I'm watching the video you linked right after I finish Mannarino's Saturday update, will discuss it with you next thread if you're still around (will take time watching it even on 1.5 speed)

[Anonymous No.25754087]

>>25754028
That is quite literally what I'm saying lol. I think if you MUST invest into a growth company....then do it for a bluechip tech growth like TSLA. All of my non-gambling money is in TSLA which is also aggressive on returns too.
The rest of my money is on value investments which are riskier.

[Anonymous No.25754091]

>>25754009
You're going to have to be more specific what you mean by "blue chip tech growth" because the plays in that area range from "boring and NGMI" like AAPL and MSFT to "if you don't hold it you're a retard" like TSM

speaking of which I really fucking want a TSM dip to buy more, but dip never ever ever with this stock

[Anonymous No.25754140]

>>25754007
Work on your luck mostly.

[Anonymous No.25754142]

>>25754055
>the nigger nepotism has already started before the inauguration
America is careening wildly towards 1990s South Africa, no wonder Elon Musk wants off the planet so badly

[Anonymous No.25754155]

So wtf is going to happen to the market this year, conitnue the bullrun or epic crash. I'm thinking once the vaccine is rolled out to people and COVID is neutralised, there will be no stimulus and millions of people unemployed and this will trigger crash.

[Anonymous No.25754204]

>>25754068
>>25754063
>>25753997
honestly I should have looked at the ID before responding, and seen that it was AJ posting it (AJ is tranny poster)
you're right, I should have gotten that it was just tranny posting "That's a man"
I apologize - we just have so many newfags every single day who have no idea who Cathie Wood is

[Anonymous No.25754219]

Sup bros , Still have no idea what im doing, but i feel a strong correction coming in mid to late FEB.

[Anonymous No.25754227]

>>25754091
>You're going to have to be more specific what you mean by "blue chip tech growth
TSLA is the best one I can think of. AAPL will make it, TSM is a great example. I think you get the idea, no point in investing in retail shit that is growth like BIG.
If you want to invest in retail, do value recovery plays something like PRTY.


I want to buy TSM calls

[Anonymous No.25754239]

>>25754155
Exactly... bull run, or epic crash, but also very possible it just crab crab crabs along. See Japanese economy for details.

[Anonymous No.25754244]

>>25754155
eventually the reality that millions of ppl have nothing is gonna hit, when it does tho who the fuck knows. there's obvs are desperate attempt to delay that realization until a specific time so they can usher in their total control

[Anonymous No.25754250]

>>25754009
You must have opened an account in March.

[Anonymous No.25754253]

>>25754204
checked, no clue

[Anonymous No.25754264]

>>25754239
Crab wouldn't be too awful if its just swinging up and down.

[Anonymous No.25754274]

>>25754155
People will be consuming shit like mad. It'll be the 1980s all over again. The decade of "more more more". Thank god.

[Anonymous No.25754286]

>>25754068
>thats a man
>old meme

t. 2016 election tourist

[Anonymous No.25754306]

>>25754227
TSLA is going to pop eventually but it might hit $1T before it does, who the fuck know. Burry is short but he was short on the housing market way back in 2005, two years before it ate shit.

Apple I don't see a lot of room for growth at this point unless they actually do the EV thing; but "Apple Car" has been a rumor /meme since like 2012

My only retail play is GME lmao

[Anonymous No.25754323]

>>25751972
I was 32 or so
I got offensively drunk and puked my guts out at the bus-stop. The convulsions made me shit my trousers as a two in one package.
Cleaned up with snow and my socks. Left boxers and socks and got a taxi home, didn't say a word the whole ride.

on another note, I'm up 390% on my remaining 150 BITF.V

[Anonymous No.25754330]

>>25751763
The market will keep pumping as long as magapedes are threatening civil war. Civil war is good for the market. Buy UUUU, you'll be a millionaire in the Wasteland.

[Anonymous No.25754344]

>>25754306
>My only retail play is GME lmao
Do you enjoy CBBT by any chance?

[Anonymous No.25754359]

>calling people who've been here for years newfags
>2012
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.25754369]

>>25754286
>long retarded chain of whining

2015 was 6 years ago, here's a real woman for all you autistic fags to feast your faces.

[Anonymous No.25754374]

What calls are we making?

[Anonymous No.25754379]

RMCF Bull Run soon?

[Anonymous No.25754384]

>>25754250
>>25754250
For poorfags like me, the best way to get to six figures is to make aggressive allocations to value companies.

[Anonymous No.25754400]

>>25751858
Is it me or is this chart near identical to AMZN?

[Anonymous No.25754418]

>>25754384
I think you have the definitions of growth and value mixed up.

[Anonymous No.25754425]

>>25754204
Never apologize for anything, double down if you must. That's what I do.

[Anonymous No.25754426]

>>25754359
The "That's a man" phrase has been spammed so much on this board that not recognizing it either means you're a mouth breathing retard that doesn't pay attention or a newfag.

[Anonymous No.25754453]

>>25754425
This, just keep insisting you're right and they're a faggot until they give up. It's the best way to prove you're right.

[Anonymous No.25754474]

>>25754204
You're still being retarded and new, shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.25754495]

TSLA will pop when EVs become mainstream, and buyers get into situation:
>wait a minute, this new VW/Honda/Renault electric car is just as good as the new Tesla car

[Anonymous No.25754511]

>>25754204
You're supposed to double down, call us all niggers, post a 10,000 word autistic diatribe, and then reset your IP and pretend to be someone else

[Anonymous No.25754517]

>>25754425
When I'm wrong I'm wrong - I checked the ID and saw it was AJ >>25751972

[Anonymous No.25754535]

>>25754379
shill me pls

[Anonymous No.25754541]

>>25754517
You replied to AJ again.

[Anonymous No.25754549]

>>25754511
I usually just leave the thread then come back for the next one and pick up where I left off.

[Anonymous No.25754555]

>>25754495
TSLA isn't just about EVs anon.

[Anonymous No.25754558]

we are all AJ

[Anonymous No.25754561]

>>25754379
I hear 2021 is going to be the year Chocolate really takes off.

[Anonymous No.25754598]

>>25754418
Value companies are companies which are undervalued, cheaper investments, and riskier.

[Anonymous No.25754599]

being called a newfag, and feeling the need to defend your oldfagness is seriously low testosterone play.

[Anonymous No.25754602]

>>25754511
>You're supposed to double down, call us all niggers, post a 10,000 word autistic diatribe, and then reset your IP and pretend to be someone else
this. never apologize

[Anonymous No.25754611]

>>25754495
Kind of agree, but what’s to stop a Tesla making a play for some car manufacturers?

[Anonymous No.25754619]

Can I put puts on signal advance?

[Anonymous No.25754620]

>newfags calling other anons newfags
That confirms it, we need BTC to crash in order to lighten the mood.

[Anonymous No.25754649]

>>25754495
TSLA will pop when Starlink IPOs, because the primary driver of TSLA's value is the fact that there's no alternative to invest in Musk right now

[Anonymous No.25754650]

>>25754535
the graph looks nice, not as much sell resistance right now

[Anonymous No.25754651]

Next era is going to go from a 150b market cap to a 600b market cap by 2024

[Anonymous No.25754661]

>>25751972
The only time was the first day of university. Since then I deliberately eat spicy food for every meal, which means my stomach is almost always in a constant state of upheaval and my bowels have become like iron (relatively).

>>25754323
>32

You know how to party.

[Anonymous No.25754662]

You're all roody-poos and candy-asses

[Anonymous No.25754671]

lol you're all a bunch of faggots
I was wrong to tell someone to lurk moar for doing "That's a man" to Cathie Wood
when you do something wrong, you apologize
when you are in a bad trade, you get out
I apologize.

[Anonymous No.25754688]

>>25754495
Tesla's battery tech and other projects will be used for the future of satellite communications, and space tech. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.25754695]

>>25754555
right, its bigger than facebook because everyone talks about their solar panels

[Anonymous No.25754706]

>>25754306
>Burry is short but he was short on the housing market way back in 2005, two years before it ate shit
So, what you're saying is buy puts on TSLA 2 years out?

[Anonymous No.25754715]

>>25754495
Wrong. Musk has the BTC advantage. BTC sucks but it's WORTH A LOT so people will buy it. Except TSLA is actually superior to all those johnny come lately brands, so TSLA will dominate because it was first and because it's the best.

[Anonymous No.25754723]

>>25754598
That's wrong.

[Anonymous No.25754724]

>>25754671
what kind of a special needs cunt are you

[Anonymous No.25754736]

>>25754671
what's it like having downs syndrome?

[Anonymous No.25754741]

>>25753708
what about all those lost btc that druggies bought spice on darkweb for and then lost when their pos computer died.

[Anonymous No.25754747]

>>25754695
I'm not saying that it isn't overvalued, I'm just saying that there is more to TSLA than EVs.
It's still a retarded stock though.

[Anonymous No.25754748]

Nothing but retards going green on everything in wsb

Time to worry?

[Anonymous No.25754758]

>>25754706
unironically yes, a 2023 $500P is a potential lotto ticket

[Anonymous No.25754768]

>>25754723

[Anonymous No.25754772]

>>25754671
what's it like having autism?

[Anonymous No.25754793]

>>25754671
>when you are in a bad trade, you get out
>ever selling
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25754796]

>>25754661
The party hasn't begun until the first guy has shit his pants.

[Anonymous No.25754822]

>>25754495
The trouble is that TSLA has a huge advantage over competitors in recruitment. What talented young engineer or scientist wants to work for GM when they could work for TSLA?
Old OEMs might be going with the tide now but they probably won't be able to catch up. All they have is their brand and boomer loyalty, both of which are dying. I don't expect market shares to increase at all, especially not with a new generation of EV manufacturers.

[Anonymous No.25754838]

>>25754323
>>25754661
>>25754796
>brown ID
fitting somehow.

[Anonymous No.25754840]

>>25754671
It’s 4chan who gives a fuck. No need to apologise.

[Anonymous No.25754847]

>>25754793
How is PLTR and CRSR going for you?

[Anonymous No.25754857]

>>25754620
i literally just bought btc 20 minutes ago, don't fud me

[Anonymous No.25754858]

>>25754748
It's been time to worry since the September dip got immediately bought back up desu

>>25754723
>>25754768
The biggest returns on the market are deep value garbage like GME at $3, TUP at $2, etc. Buying a big boring grocery chain like Kroger is not deep value investing, and won't give exciting returns.

[Anonymous No.25754863]

>>25754724
>>25754736
>>25754772
>imagine mocking someone for admitting they were wrong
>>25754671
don’t sweat it. you’re right in that we do have people in here everyday who don’t know who wood is, but you’re dumb for not getting that it was a tranny posting reference

[Anonymous No.25754866]

>>25754748
Yes.

[Anonymous No.25754872]

>>25754768
Yeah, that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.25754902]

>>25754857
Don't worry fren I bought BTC at "all time high" in November and got laughed at, but who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.25754903]

>>25754858
>The biggest returns on the market are deep value garbage like GME at $3, TUP at $2, etc.
100% agree. Deep value garbage is what I am always on the prowl for. BIG is not a deep value play, ofc neither is KR. PRTY was a value play a few months ago but it already squeeze.

Any good retail value plays right now which haven't popped yet?

[Anonymous No.25754924]

>>25754857
$0 EOM

[Anonymous No.25754932]

>>25751763
WKHS~

[Anonymous No.25754939]

What are you guys buying cheap once Biden fucks up the market?

[Anonymous No.25754962]

>>25754872
If bitcoin goes down does Mara automatically go down to

[Anonymous No.25754971]

>>25754822
>What talented young engineer or scientist wants to work for GM when they could work for TSLA?
Adorable.
People work for whoever pays them more, young people especially so.

[Anonymous No.25754981]

>>25754620
No thanks I want my MARA and RIOT stonks to tenbag before the crash

[Anonymous No.25754993]

>>25754847
they're uh.. just shaking the weak hands..

[Anonymous No.25754994]

>>25753308
>double the price of BBY and GME
They don't seem very liquid and don't have alot of cash in comparison. They don't seem in position to do anything in a post bubble crash. Also top 10 institutional stockholders of each company have been selling off BIG compared to the other two, which have had more institutional buyers than sellers

[Anonymous No.25754997]

>>25754902
I feel like a retard having bought like $200 of BTC for 8-12k in late 2019 and not having bought anything in march or TSLA until now, but maybe there's still time to make it before the civil war

[Anonymous No.25755034]

>>25754994
BBBY I mean, not BBY

[Anonymous No.25755069]

Dear god I hate the weekends. Also, don’t get married. Porn is 10x better than dating or getting married.

[Anonymous No.25755104]

Buy ARKK leaps

[Anonymous No.25755106]

>>25755069
>Porn is 10x better than dating or getting married.
Where do I put my money if I want to invest in robowaifus?

[Anonymous No.25755109]

>>25754994
BBBY is buying back stock lol hold onto your trendies that bitch is ready to blow

[Anonymous No.25755120]

Pusy

[Anonymous No.25755182]

>>25754971
>People work for whoever pays them more, young people especially so.
Yeah dude notice I used the word 'talent'?
The kind of employees that companies have to headhunt, you know?

[Anonymous No.25755189]

>>25755106
Tesla and ARKG

[Anonymous No.25755201]

https://twitter.com/KSI/status/1348016770280525828
Incoming BTC/altcoins dump.

[Anonymous No.25755211]

Anyone into private equity / unlisted shares here?
If so, genuinely curious how do you personally find out about promising opportunities? Do you have investment managers / special contacts?

[Anonymous No.25755262]

>>25755201
Who the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.25755293]

I would be rich if I knew about investing earlier. All I had to do was buy shit that was popular with normies and its all up 300%

I’d be better than warren buffet

[Anonymous No.25755301]

>>25755201
My crypto positions are 50/50 BTC/ETH, all you've done is grant me cheapies bobo. A tactical error. Unforced! Sad!

[Anonymous No.25755304]

>>25755106
Maybe ARKQ but sex robots seems like a bad market that will fail. Won’t be relevant for another 20 years imo. Anyway just watch porn.

[Anonymous No.25755321]

>>25755262
Some literal who e-celeb with a large audience, but that's not the point.
The point is that there is your sell signal, let's hope the coins don't tank later this week.
MARAbros I hope you sell in time.

[Anonymous No.25755352]

>>25755211
if anyone here could into private equity they would be 100% SpaceX and bragging about it constantly

[Anonymous No.25755360]

>>25754688
Neckbeard post

[Anonymous No.25755362]

>>25755182
Well that's most definitely nobody who browses these threads.

[Anonymous No.25755402]

>>25751972
In High school. I had to catch the bus and already had the urge to take a shit. Couldn't miss school, so I had no choice but to choose the bus. The bus ride was going to be about an hour, and I was already close to my shitting limit and it also felt like diarrhea. By some miracle I made it to school. I dreaded having to stand up and walk. I waddled like a penguin, being super cautious. I knew one wrong move and the floodgates would unleash a brown tsunami. I continue the penguin waddle to the bathroom, luckily not too far in from the entrance. I made it to the bathroom, coast was clear. Then I make a huge mistake. I shifted from penguin waddle. I guess I got too relieved that I had made it, and right there at the finish line I shit my pants as soon as I open the stall door. The damage could have been worse at least. I was able to get through the day by just throwing out my undies.

[Anonymous No.25755439]

>>25755321
Never mind that nfl player who wanted asked for his contract to be paid in Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25755460]

>>25755321
>don't tank later
till later*

[Anonymous No.25755466]

Holding bitcoin is basically the same risk as holding tqqq right? Those 70% drops are no joke it went from 20k to 3k. I feel like people holding are barely digging themselves out of that

[Anonymous No.25755529]

>>25751972
A week ago I got really sick for the first time in forever since I had a stomach parasite. Puked on 8 separate times during the night too and I was fine 24 hours later.

[Anonymous No.25755556]

>>25755466
Yeah but now, {{{{they}}}} are trying to figure out how to tax bitcoin, or how to get their hands on your bitcoin. It still has some way up, I think

[Anonymous No.25755567]

>>25755402
That's a shame, I would have just been late/skipped school. Those are the kinds of shits you don't want to take in a public school bathroom. That's how you get a nickname that sticks with you for 4 years.

[Anonymous No.25755569]

the underlying of TQQQ are companies
the underlying of bitcoin is ???

[Anonymous No.25755590]

>>25755569
Memes

[Anonymous No.25755595]

>>25755466
>it went from $20K to $3K
and if you bought the dip you'd have more than 10x'd, welcome to volatility

[Anonymous No.25755636]

>>25755590
memes have value though

[Anonymous No.25755639]

>>25755569
no, the underlying of TQQQ is a bunch of complex swaps and derivatives on the QQQ index which tracks a basket of companies

[Anonymous No.25755677]

>>25754602
Based

>>25754599
This too. I just assume they're newfags, they usually reek of reddit anyway because only a retard who came here recently would think being an oldfag (something you can't actually prove anyway unless you've been using the same HDD for 10+ years) is a good thing, implying that wasting your life for years on 4chan is a thing to be proud of.

But in a way it does give you a sense of superiority when some fag tries to claim 4chan "was always x" when it was never x, because I call them a niggerfaggotliar. Thanks for the memories.

[Anonymous No.25755702]

>>25755556
I think it’s only good if you swing it and are really good at it

>>25755595
I don’t think so if it drops 20k to 3k most of your gains are gone you’ll need like 400% to get back

[Anonymous No.25755721]

>>25755595
>didn't buy TSLA at $300
>didn't buy NVDA at $200ish
>didn't buy BTC at $3,8k
>didn't buy BA at $89
>didn't buy half the market during March, only bought AMD and MSFT due to limited capital

Will I ever make it?

[Anonymous No.25755726]

>>25754511
Based

[Anonymous No.25755733]

is margin good for you?
i just opened a margin account instead of converting my cash account, dunno why i didnt think of that before

[Anonymous No.25755735]

>>25751972
about 29 years ago. But i am not a fat american.

[Anonymous No.25755780]

>>25755733
Well, what are you buying?

[Anonymous No.25755806]

>>25755780
pay off student loans :^)

[Anonymous No.25755826]

>>25755721
Gotta stop being a pussy. I’m trying to fuck bitches so I need a lot of money and because I need a lot of money I gamble on every cheap play I see and then come here and call people niggers or trannies.

[Anonymous No.25755832]

What are some very low cost value retail plays that will surely recover as the country opens up? Something like PRTY or GME in terms of potential squeeze growth

[Anonymous No.25755850]

>>25755721
You have to play the penny game anon.
MGTI
BNGO
INUV
VAL

[Anonymous No.25755852]

>>25754155
Straight up until the 2k stimmy hits, then straight down the day after every normie has thrown it in BTC/TSLA
-B

[Anonymous No.25755861]

>>25755733
wtf is a "margin account" ?? i use robinhood all i have is buying power. line go up, and i get more and only pay 2.5% interest

damn boomers complicate everything kek

[Anonymous No.25755886]

>>25755861
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25755890]

>>25755861
robinhood only uses margin accounts as far as i know, so you're using one

[Anonymous No.25755896]

>>25752968
chocolate Eggs?

[Anonymous No.25755909]

>>25754330
Just tossed $50 at UUUU. Hope you're right.

[Anonymous No.25755932]

>>25755826
You're mexican and plays WoW, you're not fucking any "bitches" anytime soon

[Anonymous No.25755954]

>>25755932
hey WoW classic is pretty fun

[Anonymous No.25755990]

>>25755932
mexicans who play WoW are unironically the most successful people I know

[Anonymous No.25755992]

How’s GME looking bros?

[Anonymous No.25756016]

baked
>>25756005
>>25756005
>>25756005

[Anonymous No.25756025]

>>25754758
not even a lotto ticket?

but unironical: It is to damn expensive!

[Anonymous No.25756047]

>>25755721
Make up for it now buy buying PIPP, HZON, and LMFA.

[Anonymous No.25756049]

>>25755932
Kek probably true. My girlfriend and I broke up a couple months ago and I hooked up with an old co worker a couple weeks after. Been dry since and WoW isn’t going to help.