*violently moons*

[Anonymous No.25733145]

https://sushiswapchef.medium.com/2021-3e1f45cf86a2

https://forum.sushiswapclassic.org/t/sushi-x-bao-partnership/1834

You did buy when we warned you, right?

[Anonymous No.25733254]

>>25733145
I did actually

[Anonymous No.25733288]

I almost bought this 2 days ago and pussied out.
I'm going to kms.

[Anonymous No.25733314]

fucking kek to whoever shilled me this, threw a grand

how do you find these chinkcoins that moon like this?

[Anonymous No.25733382]

>>25733145
ya I bought
I have NO IDEA what this is and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
thanks for the tip anon

[Anonymous No.25733433]

>>25733314
You did sell, rite?

[Anonymous No.25733492]

>>25733433
U might wanna hold this shit cause its going above 1mill cap fo sure

[Anonymous No.25733576]

Fucking CHRIST someone shilled this to me just yesterday and it's already up 180%. Is it too late to buy in? It unironically looks like a good project; just how high are we going?

[Anonymous No.25733645]

>>25733576
it might drop again before 10mill moon.

maybe.

[Anonymous No.25733868]

>>25733288
Never change, biz

[Anonymous No.25733893]

bought a 10m suicide stack. thanks biz

[Anonymous No.25733911]

>>25733576
it's only $1m at the current circulating supply and 95% rewards are vested for 3 years. there will be minimal dumps from farms.

[Anonymous No.25734000]

>>25733645
>>25733911
Give it to me straight, buy now or not

[Anonymous No.25734050]

>>25734000
100% still easy 10x

[Anonymous No.25734063]

>>25734000
still a good long term low marketcap

probably best choice

[Anonymous No.25734308]

>>25734000

>$1m cap
>integral part of sushi
>future synthetic asset platform via SNX fork
>plans for v2 on a scalable chain
>95% yield rewards locked for 3 years

seems like a buy to me anon

[Anonymous No.25734335]

>>25734050
unironically 10x is actually a modest number for once

[Anonymous No.25735313]

no brainer buy

[Anonymous No.25735435]

Brainlet here. How is BAO farmed?

>>25734308
Completely diluted Mcap is $50 million. Currently only 1/50 of total supply is circulating.

[Anonymous No.25735479]

>>25735435
and 95% of those rewards are released after a year over 3 years. there will be minimal farming dumpage.

https://docs.bao.finance/distribution-tokenomics

[Anonymous No.25735515]

That’s so funny that robbers still believe in mining options and old protocols with incredible gas fees. How dare are u???!
If you want to get income with crypto always try to find new systems that can solve cashflow problems. Follow poolz finance and their nft solutions with low-level fees and pools features. You will easily win with it, I tell u

[Anonymous No.25735539]

>didn't buy this
>bought wise instead
>wise is literally hex 2.0

Sometimes you just can't lose anons. I don't understand how bao is special but it's clearly a winner

[Anonymous No.25735543]

>>25735515
Google translate jeet shill holy kek.

[Anonymous No.25735585]

is this done mooning?

[Anonymous No.25735587]

>>25735539
confirmation that it's part of the SushiSwap roadmap and they have plans to dive into synthetic assets on L2 in the future

https://sushiswapchef.medium.com/2021-3e1f45cf86a2

[Anonymous No.25735623]

>>25735585
not even close

[Anonymous No.25735774]

the +200% is easily explained by the distribution model. this is what happens when you have a fair launch and dont have a team sitting on 50% of supply or presale of 5% of current price. this project is gonna do a 5x in a few days, especially now that gas prices are at relative reasonable levels

[Anonymous No.25735995]

>>25735587
Wow. I've always thought synthetic assets were a meme because I got wrecked by ftm and yfv/value lmao

There really is an opportunity every single day right now. It's incredible.

[Anonymous No.25736167]

But there is going to be 1Trillion total tokens.

Doesnt that make it expensive currently?

I mean its like $0.00008 currently but realistically it will go to max $0.001. Still 25x is not bad. Just bought like $100 worth of Boa its like 1.08M boa

[Anonymous No.25736298]

>>25736167
>25x is not bad

It's better than not bad my friend

[Anonymous No.25736500]

>>25735585

The projects that got mentioned alongside BAO on the sushiswap roadmap today all have ~100m mcap. BAO is still at 2m.


What do you think?

[Anonymous No.25736575]

Just threw some lunch money at it and see where it goes. If its going to zero, I don't mind, if it does a x25 from here, great, I have made a month's salary.

[Anonymous No.25736598]

It's up like 20% more since this thread was posted lmao, god bless.

So much more to go.

[Anonymous No.25736623]

>>25736598

after 3 months this going to be supported by coinbase custody.

[Anonymous No.25736765]

[Anonymous No.25736772]

>>25733145
thanks, just bought 100mil

[Anonymous No.25736796]

>>25736500
But BAO token supply is low. Diluted MCap of BAO is $100M

[Anonymous No.25736805]

>>25736167
haha same anon. If it x100 I can buy a dinghy. It's a step closer to my yacht dream

[Anonymous No.25736822]

>>25736765
haha, weak hands, this shit is barely 2mill mcap
why sell this ? just gonna fomo back in anyway

It could 10x in hours. just hodl

[Anonymous No.25736832]

>>25736575
I bought some too after checking it out. Just like .4 eth which is a hilarious amount now compared to before for my defi gambling

Based defi gambling chad. Chuck some funds all over when gas is cheap and see what sticks.

[Anonymous No.25736848]

>>25736765
look at that low amount of ETH, probably some newfags taking their first 3x with their lunch money

[Anonymous No.25736948]

>>25733145
ALL IN

[Anonymous No.25736972]

>>25733145
Bao website is down. Can't withdraw pools. What's going on?

[Anonymous No.25736995]

Bought 320 at 4.20 on pure instinct a couple of days ago, let's rock

[Anonymous No.25736999]

>>25736972
liar

[Anonymous No.25737035]

>>25736972
Been down awhile, probably the single chink dev fucked up.

[Anonymous No.25737045]

>>25736500
lmao. 15 ETH moves the market by 2%. that's how small BAO really is. it's also planning to be a future SNX competitor. 10x is piss easy

[Anonymous No.25737059]

>>25736796
except 95% of that cap is only released after 1 year over a period of 3 years.

[Anonymous No.25737120]

>>25736972
>ztart ze fud

its up wth u doing

[Anonymous No.25737132]

>>25737059
Ok but that still means that as the supply increases the value decreases.

What makes BAO different.

[Anonymous No.25737134]

>>25736796
nice try. read the Distribution/Tokenomics section in the faq. why are you trying to fud something this cheap? kek

[Anonymous No.25737140]

>>25737120
Just checke, yeah, it's up and running.

[Anonymous No.25737144]

21eth buy here comes the apes boys!

[Anonymous No.25737157]

can't find bao on dex tools, can someone link?

[Anonymous No.25737191]

>>25737157
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x9973bb0fe5f8df5de730776df09e946c74254fb3

[Anonymous No.25737195]

>>25737157
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x9973bb0fe5f8df5de730776df09e946c74254fb3

[Anonymous No.25737280]

Okay nibbers don’t let me down I aped in

[Anonymous No.25737289]

>>25737134
If BAO is priced at $1 tomorrow with its current supply.
In 2 years once 100B more tokens come out, the price has to decrease otherwise it will have a 100B MCap.

Not FUDDING just being realistic. Also cheap doesnt mean it will moon.

Look at the shitcoins cheap but they havent even appreciated by 10%.

[Anonymous No.25737314]

>>25737289
anon you will have a year to exit with your profit until they release the new tokens

[Anonymous No.25737332]

This will be the next 100x retards, they are supporting synthetic LP tokens on sushiswap and Andre will build on this.

[Anonymous No.25737349]

>>25737314
Fair enough. I was looking with a more longer term view.

BOA will appreciate but like you mentioned knowing when to exit is important since it isnt a HODL coin.

[Anonymous No.25737452]

read through the docs. after the sushi confirmation, you'll turn into a BAO bull

https://docs.bao.finance/synthetic-assets

[Anonymous No.25737456]

>>25733145
HOW DO I BUY THIS WITH OUT HAVING TO PAY STUPID AMOUNTS OF GAS FEES?

[Anonymous No.25737459]

IM A FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOT

HOW AND WHERE DO I BUY THIS

[Anonymous No.25737495]

>>25737456
>stupid amounts of gas fees

how is 12-15 dollars bad if you are swinging profits in the thousands? get a job and invest fmore than 500$ in shitcoins

[Anonymous No.25737522]

Literally joined their discord last night and didn't buy because of low energy and volume.

[Anonymous No.25737535]

>>25737495
does this look reasonable to you?

[Anonymous No.25737586]

wow but you are braindead

[Anonymous No.25737610]

>>25736765
nice memeing fren, you're gmi

[Anonymous No.25737636]

>>25737535
use coinbase wallet app?

I don't know why people don't shill it more, always getting gas fees in the 10-15$ mostly. ok I had higher fees when tether spiked that one time days ago but that's it. Here are my last fees

[Anonymous No.25737640]

>>25737522
Kek that's exactly how you catch the next 100x

[Anonymous No.25737715]

oh shit big whales are in

[Anonymous No.25737734]

>>25737715
top kek anon

[Anonymous No.25737811]

>>25737715
lmao

[Anonymous No.25737826]

>>25733145
Got myself a comfy bag

[Anonymous No.25737843]

>>25737826
13M at least.

[Anonymous No.25737874]

>>25733145
whats the make it suicide stack?

[Anonymous No.25737905]

>already 10x in a few months
I'll buy in at 2

[Anonymous No.25737906]

>>25733145
It's No 1 trending on coingecko! We made it, lads!

[Anonymous No.25737918]

>>25737874
100M minimum.

[Anonymous No.25737967]

>>25737906
Curious about the implications of trending #1 does it generally follow with a pump.

[Anonymous No.25738162]

Stop selling faggots

[Anonymous No.25738209]

>>25738162
it is a good retrace

[Anonymous No.25738434]

>>25738162
I'm buying the dip, up 200% today, expect some volatility.

[Anonymous No.25738583]

>>25737874
100m

[Anonymous No.25739131]

>>25738162
It's a 1.5mil MC coin that has partnered with 600mil MC Sushi

The people selling right now are early buyers taking profit, nobody's actually selling this

[Anonymous No.25739297]

>bought near the top
>too busy beating my meat to buy the dip
What the fuck is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.25739315]

>>25739131
If people look at the road map and aren't bullish about what this could build on the sushiswap ecosystem with Andre idk what else to say

[Anonymous No.25739400]

Trending on CG, I hope you buyed /biz/

[Anonymous No.25739401]

BAO will be at 30M mcap before End of Month. They are making their first releases shortly.

Blue chip project: Aave synthetix on steroids

[Anonymous No.25739409]

>>25739315
easily 100x from here

[Anonymous No.25739439]

>>25739297
Your "top" will seem like a very juicy dip this afternoon

[Anonymous No.25739474]

>>25733145
If I dump 1k into this will I make it?

[Anonymous No.25739479]

>>25739439
Yeah I'm back in the green already. Still feel bad I missed the dip because I spent an hour looking for porn.

[Anonymous No.25739549]

>>25739474
Depends on whether or not you think you can retire on 10k

[Anonymous No.25739684]

LETS GO https://twitter.com/iearnfinance/status/1347934628636745728

[Anonymous No.25739718]

>>25739549
If you think this will only 10x you are retarded

[Anonymous No.25739800]

already retracing

[Anonymous No.25739825]

Anyone in this thread find it surreal how a food coin that looked like a retarded cheap jeet scam on uniswap in August turned out to be such a massive thing?

[Anonymous No.25739923]

>>25739825
There have been retarded coins ever since crypto became a real market. Most of them were bought like crazy. This BAO shit is literally a chink coin, Chinks love their Bao Zi, it will moon.

[Anonymous No.25739987]

Alright fuck it. I sat on the sidelines and watched this shit x3 because I was too much of a pussy to buy in so I just aped in for a small bag of 4 Mil.

[Anonymous No.25740050]

i just paid $70 worth of gas fees this shit better be worth it

[Anonymous No.25740214]

Ooooooo

[Anonymous No.25740213]

>>25740050
>70 worth of gas

where do you people even come from? inly very rarely my gas fees go above 20>>25737636

[Anonymous No.25740247]

>>25740214
>>25739684
what does this mean? I am not familiar with the chink shitcoin scene

[Anonymous No.25740305]

>>25740247
Andre will utilize Bao's synthetic asset for whatever he's building with Sushiswap

[Anonymous No.25740543]

>>25740213

thanks for the tip, i did try but the app was saying bao finance is not supported for conversion, will use it for the supported coins tho

[Anonymous No.25740569]

>>25740213
its trading on uni u nignog

[Anonymous No.25740613]

I've only ever used Binance, how would I buy into this?

[Anonymous No.25740668]

>>25740613

wait for it to be listed on binance where you can buy at a premium...

[Anonymous No.25740712]

>>25740613
Uniswap - click the link at the bottom of Bao.finance

[Anonymous No.25740770]

>>25740569
you can connect the coinbase wallet ap to uniswap dumdum

>>25740543
you connect uniswap to the coinbase wallet anon-dono, pic related

[Anonymous No.25740871]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.25741050]

Is it worth pooling right now considering the crazy price movement?

[Anonymous No.25741071]

>>25740770
yeah but some of us dont want kyc places to tax our assholes open

[Anonymous No.25741076]

>>25737636
i use coinbase for ada and sushi....oh wait

[Anonymous No.25741120]

Number of holders constnatly rising, that's a good sign. Tempted to buy more, waiting for a dip...

[Anonymous No.25741131]

How come this isn't on delta yet, with all this volume and visibility?

[Anonymous No.25741132]

>>25741076
coinbase wallet is not linked with the normie coinbase account, tho you can do that if you want
I don't even care, keep bitching about 80$ gas fees on metamask like all anons do around here

[Anonymous No.25741192]

>>25740871
>2 stablecoins

yeah about that

[Anonymous No.25741302]

Is this a flip or are you guys actually farming this

[Anonymous No.25741536]

>>25741302
ATM I just look where it goes, honestly.

[Anonymous No.25741545]

We're going past the ATH, 5mil guaranteed for today

[Anonymous No.25741571]

>>25741302

hoping to flip when the marketcap high enough, the current low liquidity worries me. I don't want to see a farm and dump, hopefully andre or whoever at sushi tweets about this...

[Anonymous No.25741620]

>>25741302

I'm farming. Yeah the lockup is annoying but APY's are amazing.

With BAO/WETH pool, I theoretically farm all my BAO back in 2 weeks, so even if this thing isn't a rugpull and stays at current price in a year it's still a 25x.

[Anonymous No.25741659]

>>25741620
This. Plus depending on the pool you're just letting your capital sit anyways.

[Anonymous No.25741669]

>>25741571

Low liquidity? There's more TVL in Bao than its current marketcap lmao

[Anonymous No.25741691]

>>25741302
will sell some to get back initial at 10 mill MC. farming rest

[Anonymous No.25741724]

we're literally going to $100m circulating cap and you're selling now? lmfao

[Anonymous No.25741840]

>>25733145

Imagine selling when the official telegram has 70 members lmfao.

t (dot) me/baofinancebois get in here marines

[Anonymous No.25742382]

OK guys, give it to me straight, can this shit do a 10x from here? I'll throw a grand at it YOLOing in.

[Anonymous No.25742435]

>>25742382
2.6m market cap currently, only ~700+ holders.
Definitely can go 10x

[Anonymous No.25742458]

>>25742435
Fuck that marketcap, it's ridiculous. OK, guess I'm in.

[Anonymous No.25742480]

>leave thread
>up by 10%

[Anonymous No.25742553]

>>25742382
low cap defi project with partnerships within the yearn ecosystem.. look at the fair distribution on etherscan - no whales to dump on you. if this doesnt atleast 10x within a week it is due to BTC correcting down to 25k and bringing alts with it - at which point theres only a matter of time before it stabilizes and we go back up again.. still another 6-12 months of bull market if you compare with previous market cycles.

[Anonymous No.25742619]

>>25742553
5x*
but a 10x wouldnt surprise me in this market.

[Anonymous No.25742645]

this shit is gonna pull a 10x in a week isn't it? it has everything going for it lol

[Anonymous No.25742650]

>>25742553
Just park some crypto and farm here. Hold for 2 months and thank me later when this breaks half a cent.

[Anonymous No.25742926]

>>25733288
This - FFS

[Anonymous No.25742951]

Saw everything was mooning, checked my wallet for the first time in over a year, only found HOT. Fomod into this snack coin after only reading this thread and nothing else. Is this the way?

[Anonymous No.25742957]

>>25733288
>>25742926

Still so early get the fk in here

[Anonymous No.25743293]

My comfiest hold right now. I frankly expect more announcements in the coming days about the first synthetic tokens released in sushi.

With the partnership they made, everything should go faster.

[Anonymous No.25744137]

Will that shit ever dip again....

[Anonymous No.25744169]

Is anyone farming with stablecoins or link? How are the returns?

[Anonymous No.25744242]

>>25744169
Go look at the APY they are in the 10xxx to 20xxx

[Anonymous No.25744267]

>>25744242
I know. Someone in the discord was saying that their returns got smaller even as APY went up. Anyone have any real experience?

[Anonymous No.25744329]

>>25744267
The returns do get smaller over time, the APY will go down over time as it does on all yield farming sites

[Anonymous No.25744435]

>>25744267
The returns (in bao) decreased, but the APY went up because of the massive price increase

[Anonymous No.25744475]

>>25744267
Don't forget the 95% vest. But probably you can make back gas fees in a few days

[Anonymous No.25744487]

>>25744267
the apy is up because its measured in usd and the price is currently increasing. you would still receive the same amount of tokens regardless of price.

[Anonymous No.25744490]

>>25744435
That's the point

[Anonymous No.25744494]

>>25744137

Its not even at $3m cap yet. It's not gonna stop until $20m at the very least

[Anonymous No.25744528]

>>25744475
95% vested for 3 years. Thats peanuts in returns from short term farming

[Anonymous No.25744568]

>>25744494
Yeah, I just aped in, fuck it, that shit is going to the moon obviously...

[Anonymous No.25744596]

>>25744494
This, still early. I know it sucks to "buy the top", but within less than 24 hours people wished they had your entry. As for the coin itself, it is just starting. Look at Shroom or Octofi for example, BAO is better than both

[Anonymous No.25744674]

the way this is mooning is legit scary

[Anonymous No.25744708]

a moment of silence to the bizraelis waiting for a dip

[Anonymous No.25744741]

>>25744708
F

[Anonymous No.25744747]

Is it still profitable to farm this and how much moneywould you need to have on your eth wallet for it to be profitable

[Anonymous No.25744764]

>>25744674
It is... but if you look at it closely and see what it does, and that it is still cheap as fuck, it's understandable... I am a retard for dismissing it as just another scamcoin yesterday...

[Anonymous No.25744792]

>>25744674
Look at the marketcap to the scope of the project to the fact that it's part of the Sushi/Yearn ecosystem. This shit is way undervalued.

[Anonymous No.25744930]

>>25744792
And there is no legit reason to sell atm,except for maybe taking out your initial and let the rest ride

[Anonymous No.25744977]

whats mcap right now

[Anonymous No.25744991]

>>25744977
3.6m

[Anonymous No.25745054]

okay we are mooning way too violently now

when will it appear on top10 dextools?

[Anonymous No.25745062]

can i buy this anywhere but uniswap?

[Anonymous No.25745080]

FUCCCKKK WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE. I ONLY BOUGHT A LITTLE BIRCH BAG AND ITS GOINGG CRAZY.

[Anonymous No.25745154]

Aped. This is going to keep going up by the looks of things. Wgmi

[Anonymous No.25745185]

FUCKIN KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FUCK COINBASE

[Anonymous No.25745314]

LAST DIP

[Anonymous No.25745345]

WHAT THE FUCK ANONS I BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN
WHY WOULD YOU FORCE MY HAND IN DOING THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.25745366]

>>25745345
one man's top is someone else's dip

[Anonymous No.25745381]

>>25745345
WE HAVENT EVEN LEFT THE ATMOSPHERE YET YOU FOOL HOLD ON!

[Anonymous No.25745405]

>>25733145
I did buy for your advice, thanks anon
Also because I thought it was cute
Any chance this gets listed in Binance?

[Anonymous No.25745418]

>>25745345

Nigger shut up I bought at 0.000107 it went down to 0.000070, then all the way to 0.0001550.

NGMI

[Anonymous No.25745441]

lads taking the dip

[Anonymous No.25745453]

Is it make sense just hodl 3m of bao without farming?

[Anonymous No.25745458]

>>25745345
i'm gonna be honest with you. /biz/ usually posts coins that are CURRENTLY mooning, and the posters are ppl who already BOUGHT at least a few days prior. OF COURSE they're making profit, and OF COURSE you ate the b8.

[Anonymous No.25745517]

I am purchashing bag of this bullish gem ,

[Anonymous No.25745519]

>>25745453

yep

[Anonymous No.25745764]

Lol you retards sold at the bottom again

[Anonymous No.25745876]

>>25745345
Hodl, it fucking NEEDS to correct, what would you do if you were up x5, sure take out your initial and some gains

[Anonymous No.25745880]

1. Deploying front-end of current Bao farming to Github first week of Jan so others can contribute.
2. Deploying test net version of stablecoin in early Q1 2021.
3. Deploying main net version of stablecoin in Q1 2021.
4. Deploying testnet version of synthetic assets Q2 2021.
5. Deploying mainnet version of synthetic assets Q2-Q3 of 2021.
6. Deploying full on-chain exchange for synthetic assets (testnet) Q3-Q4 of 2021.
7. Deploying full on-chain exchange for synthetic assets (mainnet) Q4 2021 - Q1 2022.
8. Deploying options trading on assets in Q1 2022.

Just bought a stack
Sushi Mcap 600M
BAO around 2-3M

[Anonymous No.25745958]

>>25745458
This isnt PNK or LCX, it's a 3mil MC coin that was very under the radar until this morning

[Anonymous No.25746012]

>>25745458
Absolutely correct, this shit, however, has legit potential and I don't mind the anons who bought early to take their profits.

[Anonymous No.25746016]

I bought TRON at ico, let it sit around flat forever and sold to go into some shitcoins. 2 days later it mooned, I wanted to fomo back in so hard but I told myself I'd wait for the dip before the blasters took off again. The dip never came (well it did, but it never hit orbit like that again).

This reminds me of early TRON, mostly just because it's a hyped Chinese coin and the market is super bullish right now. Moral of the story, it's not too late. Conservative estimate run to .002 in the next 10-15 days with a minor dip in between, and a big dump once it hits critical mass

[Anonymous No.25746176]

What’s the sui stack on this shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.25746226]

>>25745458
I posted this at 0.000054 kek

[Anonymous No.25746346]

>>25746226
Glad you made it anon.

[Anonymous No.25746408]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its back

[Anonymous No.25746458]

>mfw it's happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxcxb1Qk94

[Anonymous No.25746637]

This is going to $1.

[Anonymous No.25746638]

We're all gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.25746677]

>>25734000
its literally falling

[Anonymous No.25746714]

>>25746637
Are you fucking insane? I'll cut off my dick and balls if it ever does.

Have you even researched a bit on the max supply. Max I see it go is $0.01

[Anonymous No.25746731]

>>25746677
Blind much?

[Anonymous No.25746789]

>>25746677
>falling

Look at the people selling 5-8 eth at a time, those are all early buyers getting replaced by new buyers, you have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.25746817]

All in'd my life savings at 25k @ .00012

If I lose more than 50% on this ill prob kms

poor /jp/ neet who thinks its cute enough to gamble my life with

thank you biz

[Anonymous No.25746984]

>>25746817
You, my friend, will make it.

[Anonymous No.25747056]

I'll throw in another 1k
But this seems a little too good to be true. I've never been particularly early on a coin before

[Anonymous No.25747072]

>>25746817
This is the way. I went 5k in as a poorfag, might even double down when I get funds to do so.

[Anonymous No.25747101]

Lmao look at those paperhand panic sellers, they didnt sell at .130-150 but they sell at .120

[Anonymous No.25747329]

I have no idea about what this "sushi" or even defi does but I just bought in because I trust /biz/. Plz be no scam contract

[Anonymous No.25747423]

>>25733145
more like, violently dumps lmao

[Anonymous No.25747506]

Huh Bros? I dont feel so good. This cant be happening. I went all in at 0.00014500 because you guys said it will moon. You guys wouldn't lie to me, right? It'll be okay right?

[Anonymous No.25747511]

I hope you sold, anon..

[Anonymous No.25747559]

>>25747511
buying the dip actually

[Anonymous No.25747568]

You guys wouldn't do this to me. I believed in /biz/. That's why I come here. What's happening?

[Anonymous No.25747593]

>>25747568
look at the chart lmao, hold and you'll be x5 in 2 days

[Anonymous No.25747669]

>>25747511
I'll sell in 1 month for a x10

[Anonymous No.25747760]

Wish I bought this cute fuck 2 days ago when anon first shilled it. YOLOing in now, won't check the price for a month.

Is this /our coin/? The marketcap is LOW.

[Anonymous No.25747857]

>>25747760
/ourcoin/, very based choice anon.

[Anonymous No.25747897]

>>25746731
no but you clearly are

[Anonymous No.25747898]

alright bros. how much bao do i need to buy to make it?

[Anonymous No.25747987]

#10 on dextools finally

[Anonymous No.25747991]

>tfw can't transfer funds from Binance for another 2 hours because I changed my password
Goddamnit, am I gonna miss the dip, bros?

[Anonymous No.25748027]

>>25747991
Bit of a dip you should be good

[Anonymous No.25748115]

>>25747568
Early buyers taking profits/out their initial, tehre is still less than 1000 holders, every few ETH make a big difference.

[Anonymous No.25748259]

Anyone staked it. The site shows my balance and I paid $5 for the approval but it isnt letting me stake it. Staking BAO-ETH

[Anonymous No.25748414]

ok you fucks I bought some, happy? if I'm 50% down this time tomorrow I'm hunting you all down

[Anonymous No.25748454]

>>25737459
Uniswap
Dump some Eth in a wallet that supports uniswap dapp and convert your Eth into bao dummy

[Anonymous No.25748489]

>>25748414
Won't happen, but don't get married to it either.

[Anonymous No.25748499]

>>25748259
You need to get the LP in uniswap first

[Anonymous No.25748637]

>tried to buy twice
>transaction failed each time

what am I doing wrong? I'm trying to exchange WETH for BAO on uniswap. Isn't that the only way to buy BAO?

[Anonymous No.25748674]

>>25748499
I did that on uniswap. Converted some ETH to about 1M BAO.

The BAO site shows my wallet balance properly but when I went to stake and approved the contract that shows my balance as 0 available to stake.

[Anonymous No.25748707]

>>25748637
set slippage higher in the gear menu it's a measure of how much it's allowed to move when your order is done executing including trades that change the price before yours executes

[Anonymous No.25748868]

>>25748637
you use normal ETH. it does the rest for you.

[Anonymous No.25748876]

Any anons want to help

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.25748908]

>>25746817

/jp/ anon here

Don't really trade crypto, almost took my losses at .00010

Then all the people calling sellers weak convinced me to hold on

If I make 100% on this I can afford to be a neet for at least another 6 months, maybe even buy a few waifu figures

thank you again

[Anonymous No.25748926]

absolute ape

[Anonymous No.25748965]

>>25748926

[Anonymous No.25748973]

We're unironically heading to 0.0003 today, the volume is off the charts, I've never seen a lowcap defi explode so quickly

[Anonymous No.25748980]

>>25748876
you dont stake the token itself you stake BAO-ETH Uniswap LP tokens
if this is new to you you should look up a guide on how to provide uniswap liquidity

[Anonymous No.25748992]

should i stake?

[Anonymous No.25749002]

>>25748674
You have BAO, not the liquidity pair (LP). Go to the uniswap pooling page and make some BAO-ETH LP.

[Anonymous No.25749059]

I literally bought at 15 the absolute top

[Anonymous No.25749101]

>>25749059
chill, it's going back up. you will only lose money if you puss out at this point.

[Anonymous No.25749105]

>>25749059
Wait a few hours and it will seem cheap

[Anonymous No.25749159]

massive sells

[Anonymous No.25749190]

>>25748980
>you dont stake the token itself you stake BAO-ETH Uniswap LP tokens

Got it go to uniswap and pool it there. Was a bit confused. Thanks

>>25749002
Thanks anon. May you have many moons.

[Anonymous No.25749280]

>>25748908
When you see a sell, and then a bunch of sells not instantly but minutes later, with the price in a slight slow decline because no buys within a few minutes, those are panic sellers.
If they were "real' sellers, they would sell 1st or after like a single sell from another person

[Anonymous No.25749320]

>>25749059
Diamond hands or NGMI, still less than 1000 hodlers, expect BIG volatility at this point

[Anonymous No.25749435]

i have bought right before the massive sell off, just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.25749446]

>>25733145
WTF BIZ YOU FUCKED ME AGAIN IG BOUGHT THE FUCKIG TOP WHY DID YOU GODDAMNT ELL ME TO BUY THIS SHIT SCAMCOIN FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25749448]

Damn i bought because of you. Prolly local top. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.25749468]

>>25749002
Damn spent like $50 just in fees to get LP + other approvals.

And got only 600 LP. Oh well hope its high enough return.

[Anonymous No.25749509]

the pajeets win again, it's over

[Anonymous No.25749513]

Some of you are paperhanded bitches. Get in and enjoy the ride, but its up 300% so if you don't have the stomach for some volatility you're a fag

[Anonymous No.25749520]

>>25749468
APY is so that you will have your stack back in about 2 weeks. If you aren't in profit by then I'll cut my ballsack off.

[Anonymous No.25749564]

>>25749468
5 days to get your fees back, not counting harvest and selling goyim
welcome to purgatory

[Anonymous No.25749636]

>>25749564
sorry more like 10 days

[Anonymous No.25749679]

>I am the 1001th holder of BAO
>I have 2 FUCKING MILLION (MILLION) BAO

Holy fuck, boys. When this hits $10 per coin I'm cashing out for $20 fucking million LMAO.

BRB, making memes - see you in a few months.

[Anonymous No.25749758]

>>25749679
>When this hits $10 per coin
lol

[Anonymous No.25749807]

>>25749679
>When this hits $10 per coin
mathematically not even possible

[Anonymous No.25749810]

>>25749679
A bit too optimistic. I'd say $1 In a few months btu either way, wgmi

[Anonymous No.25749815]

>>25749679
They’re giving out baonties for memes, fren

Go check their discord and get your gibs

[Anonymous No.25749822]

>>25749679
anon.... I...

[Anonymous No.25749975]

>>25749815
extremely based

[Anonymous No.25750004]

>>25749679
>$10/0.0001 = 100.000x
>mc of 3 million -> market cap $300.000.000.000

spoonfed retard

[Anonymous No.25750046]

What do I set slippage on to buy this?

[Anonymous No.25750111]

>>25750046
< 1 eth use 25% slippage and 79 gwei
> 1 eth use 5% slippage and 99 gwei

[Anonymous No.25750121]

>>25750046
I fucked up a few times and then 5% worked fine

[Anonymous No.25750170]

>>25749815
How do we meme this little fucker into a new LINK? How many BAO to make it?

[Anonymous No.25750174]

Is anyone else buying on Hotbit?

[Anonymous No.25750211]

>>25750170
100M minimum

[Anonymous No.25750216]

Is it too late to jump in?

[Anonymous No.25750214]

>>25750111
>>25750121

thanks, it ended up working with the 2% I had it on, just took 10 mins, bought 1 millie for the memes

[Anonymous No.25750274]

>>25750216
nope, not even close

[Anonymous No.25750287]

>>25750216
Son, this is /biz, it was too late the moment OP hit 'post'

[Anonymous No.25750291]

>>25750274
give me some reasons why not, it already at 3M market cap and its a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.25750292]

This shit is ranked below #2000 on coinmarketcap, there's going to be +/- swings of 500% all week. Get in sooner rather than later if you want to 10x or even 100x this meme.

[Anonymous No.25750331]

>>25750170
1

[Anonymous No.25750360]

>>25750216
I bought at .70 this morning
Lots of early buyers sold to profits and are out
New floor seems to be .110-120, unironically a great time to get in, lots of people got their bags for more than what you'd pay right now

[Anonymous No.25750395]

>>25750291

its a shitcoin that can go to 15M market cap on sushiswap connection alone. That would be your 5x.

[Anonymous No.25750410]

>>25750291
>already at 3M market cap and its a shitcoin
what do you mean already at 3M market cap? you think a 3M defi yearn project is high in this market? wake up anon, its not 2018

[Anonymous No.25750430]

>>25750211
But thats like 10k USD I dont have that much

[Anonymous No.25750439]

>>25750292
cmc is a shit page probably pajeet coded

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/bao-finance

[Anonymous No.25750559]

I cannot even buy, tx fails with "UniSwap2router insufficient output amount"

[Anonymous No.25750579]

>>25750559
Adjust slippage

[Anonymous No.25750637]

>>25750292
How do I know this isn't a scamcoin?

[Anonymous No.25750638]

>>25749468
How much return will 600 LP get you? got 500k pajeet stack and want to know if its worth to add liquidity

[Anonymous No.25750644]

>>25750287
Kek

[Anonymous No.25750690]

>>25750638
Do the fucking math retard. Don't forget the 95% vestment.

[Anonymous No.25750709]

>>25750637
You don't. That's why it's called shitcoin gambling. It's fun as fuck, I usually end up losing money, but man I need that dopamine.

[Anonymous No.25750715]

I wish you fucking faggots would stay on your discord

[Anonymous No.25750777]

>>25750638
Youll get about 200 LP. Current APY says 8000%

[Anonymous No.25750779]

frens, what do you use to see your total shitcoins balance? my app doesnt have bao

[Anonymous No.25750806]

>>25750779
blockfolio

[Anonymous No.25750811]

>>25750779
Blockchain has it.

[Anonymous No.25750875]

What future market cap can Bao achieve anons?

[Anonymous No.25750920]

>>25750811
Err, Blockfolio I mean.

[Anonymous No.25750963]

Can someone send me bao I’m poor

[Anonymous No.25750969]

>>25750875
if everyone in this thread promises to participate in the meme threads that I will be making over the next 3 months, in order to spread the word of how great BAO is for decentralized finance, then we should be able to 10x, 100x, and 1000x

[Anonymous No.25751009]

>>25750969
10x . Sure.
100x Plausible.
1000x not happening. We both know this.

[Anonymous No.25751107]

>>25750969
done. im in

[Anonymous No.25751119]

>>25751009
cmon anon, so many normies here.. they love 0.0001 coins.. the only thing they see is x1000.. they see price of btc and all they see are loses

[Anonymous No.25751138]

Bought a bag

[Anonymous No.25751172]

>>25750920
tank u anon

[Anonymous No.25751191]

>>25750638
I got bored and did the math for you. Assuming a 9000% APY, you get around 148 BAO per day from 600 LP. 95% vestment spread across 3 years with the first year locked, so you're only getting 5% of that up front. This means about 50 LP if you harvest after a week. Do the math for fees and impermanent loss yourself.

[Anonymous No.25751262]

I'm going to sell everything I have when it hits 16 and rebuy on the 10 dip

[Anonymous No.25751533]

>>25751191
Thanks a lot anon, we going to the moon

[Anonymous No.25751557]

>>25751262
>im going to sell every bitcoin when it dips from 16k to 14k again
>41k
nice try

[Anonymous No.25751615]

frends.. can i ask simple question.. is this a random shitcoin someone threw dart in and now we are all making money by dumping it on normies?

[Anonymous No.25751664]

>>25751615
At least ask a real question. DYOR

[Anonymous No.25751715]

>>25751664
but i have gambling problem, if i read research its not a gambling anymore.. i hold most in trusted projects but not im gambling not sober mode

[Anonymous No.25751718]

how much do I have to shill this to get it to $1?

[Anonymous No.25751733]

tried to buy some BAO but the fees are insane 19$ for a swap wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.25751747]

>>25750969
Fuck yeah I'm in

[Anonymous No.25751820]

>>25750969
Count me in. We gotta pump that shit to Mars.

[Anonymous No.25751842]

>>25751664
How high can this go with Chainlink levels of shilling?

[Anonymous No.25751909]

>>25751842
10mil market cap seems very likely considering the amount of buz this has on dext, coingecko, and cmp. Anything after that is completely unknown.

[Anonymous No.25751908]

>>25751262
It has done a pretty predictable pattern so far, you may get lucky. on the other hand, everybody who ever did swing trading (I did) on low marketcap shit knows that this very often ends in disaster.

[Anonymous No.25751945]

>>25750969
im all for it. I'm not creative but I'll comment 'based' a lot for you.

[Anonymous No.25751951]

>>25751842
50-100x from here, otherwise it'll do a solid 10-20x

[Anonymous No.25752150]

>>25751951
Realistically, if you were to buy right now, I'd say it's gonna do anywhere between x5 and x15 within the next 2 weeks

But considering the bull market, the cute food coin, connection with Sushi, connection with Andre and Sushi... I wouldnt be surprised if it ends up doing x25-x50 from here

[Anonymous No.25752152]

i need somebody to hold my hand and tell me what this is and how do i buy it since i want to get into this kind of stuff.
is this just another cryptocurrency that people are attempting to make big?
can i cash out whenever i want and send the money to my bank account?

[Anonymous No.25752211]

>>25752152
There's only so much we can spoonfeed people, and it seems like you're literally starting from 0. Look into Metamask and Uniswap first and come back when you hit a wall.

[Anonymous No.25752280]

>>25752152
Forget about the coin for a second and create a metamask wallet on your web browser. Than send ETH to that adress. Google it. This is something you need to use to get in early on cryptos in general

[Anonymous No.25752737]

>>25747225

>>25747225

>>25747225

Mooning continues here.

[Anonymous No.25752835]

>>25752211
>>25752280
Alright I got MetaMask on my browser right now and I assume I won't need to make Uniswap account since that's the same thing right? Now I need to Buy some ETH and convert it to Bao right? I can't find the Bao there so what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.25752919]

>>25752835
Switch to the coingecko list. In the future, if a token is not on any list, get the contract address from an official source and paste it into uniswap. Never trade for a token from a contract address you find on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.25752950]

>>25752835
0x374cb8c27130e2c9e04f44303f3c8351b9de61c1

u need contract address

[Anonymous No.25752980]

Bao marines assemble