I have no Idea Where to Start

[Anonymous No.25727452]

Just to introduce myself, I'm 18 and got $1,000 to invest, but I don't wanna throw my monmey around until I learn how to trade effectively through paper trading. How did you get your start? What resources did you reference to learn what you do now, and what are major mistakes I need to avoid making? I get that paper trading isn't real money, but if it's practice for what's to come then I'm gonna damn well take it seriously. Any and all replies are appreciated, thank you.

[Anonymous No.25727480]

>>25727452
go play bugsnax you fucking fag

[Anonymous No.25727481]

>>25727452
Get the fuck off this website faggot.

[Anonymous No.25727491]

>>25727452
>$1,000
buy canned food and a gun

[Anonymous No.25727501]

Buy random shit, lurk, keep your own ongoing documentation of things you learn / terms you don't understand etc., make mistakes and learn from them, just get started immediately. Download Robinhood or make a Coinbase account and buy $700 BTC / $300 ETH. Just quit making faggot threads like this one

[Anonymous No.25727520]

>>25727452
Lose all your money on uniswap pnd scams until you learn how to play the game. You should pick it up pretty easily if you've ever played runescape or maplestory.

[Anonymous No.25727541]

>>25727452
I bought a diarrhea tier shitcoin on a super shitty exchange and 5xed my money, then did that a few more times and now have like $75k.

[Anonymous No.25727566]

>>25727501
Thank you very much for the help. The more *actual* advice I get (I can detect bullshit), the faster these threads disappear.

[Anonymous No.25727649]

>>25727452
if u want to utilise biz and other online forums, including news etc, to figure out what to buy you need to be really really good at sifting through bull shit, who's just lying to you, people shilling shitcoins, not letting emotions influence your decisions, and whatever. a lot of that comes from just age and experience

[Anonymous No.25727678]

>>25727649
I'm already good at that first one I'm pretty sure, and I'm working on the emoption part. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.25727974]

>>25727566
>18
>can detect bullshit
Have fun being young, but you’re going to learn humility one way or the other, so I suggest trying it voluntarily.

[Anonymous No.25728000]

>>25727566
Lmao this nigger is gonna be poor forever.

[Anonymous No.25728002]

>>25727974
Noted, thank you.

[Anonymous No.25728033]

>>25728000
You won't stop me

[Anonymous No.25728167]

>>25727452
buy bao.finance

[Anonymous No.25728186]

>>25728033
you wont make it with 700 dollars in bitcoin anymore fag, the ship has sailed long time
your only option know is to gamble shitcoins at least until you reach 6 figure hell

[Anonymous No.25728240]

>>25728186
Then I simply won't invest in Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25728278]

>>25728240
Buy YFI yon zoomer friend

[Anonymous No.25728317]

>>25728278
I appreciate the help, but for what reasons shgould I buy it over any other coin?

[Anonymous No.25728320]

>>25727541
You dont just “5x” money

[Anonymous No.25728327]

>>25727452
ill be the nice guy here, buy ETH at 1181, double your money in a month or hodl which mean to keep your eth for a year and enjoy 10k for next Christmas.

[Anonymous No.25728382]

>>25727452
1. download coinbase
2. download whitebit
3. do the coinbase registration, then buy BTC
4. transfer the btc to whitebit
5. convert the btc to usdt
6. buy XSN STAKENET with the usdt
7. create account at stakenet.io to use the cloud dashboard
8. withdraw the xsn there

do this and you'll be a millionaire like those people who discovered amazon and google in the 90s

[Anonymous No.25728393]

>>25728327
I thank you for being a helping hand, but what does ETH have to offer that makes it a better pick than any other coin?

[Anonymous No.25728423]

>>25728393
Why are zoomers like this? Are you a feminist too?

[Anonymous No.25728437]

Buy 1K of ETH on coinbase and put it away for a year. Learn how not to get fucked in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.25728438]

>>25728393
My advice to you is stop posting stupid questions, lurk moar and do your own research. No one here is gonna guide you to riches. You are most of the time buying some anon's pumped up bags. Now gtfo faggot.

[Anonymous No.25728455]

>>25728393
fag

[Anonymous No.25728461]

>>25728438
You're probably right, thanks for being real with me, even if it means being a dick. I'll see you around when I get my shit together. Thanks to everyone to helped.

[Anonymous No.25728464]

>>25728327
Listen to this anon.

[Anonymous No.25728468]

>>25728393
it's a stable coin meaning you won't wake up to having lost 1000 dollars, its scaleable and always followed BTC. with more people coming into crypto they usually think BTC is too much to make money off so they buy the cheaper alt coins that are listed on coinbase giving you decent gains. ETH 2.0 is coming soon so its a no brainer if you wanna free money and don't wanna risk it on a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.25728486]

>>25728468
Wow, that's actually really cool. Thanks for the massive advice.

[Anonymous No.25728513]

>>25728486
stop being a faggot tho, you'll go nowhere on this board being a nice guy. the preferred response would be
>"thanks nigger"

[Anonymous No.25728520]

>>25728327

[Anonymous No.25728526]

>>25728240
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25728531]

>>25728520
>classic fud

hello old fag

[Anonymous No.25728534]

>>25728513
Thanks for the advice, fag.

[Anonymous No.25728558]

>>25728534
fucking cunt, summerfags like you make me want to sell my stack. you’re giving me 2017 vibes

[Anonymous No.25728573]

>>25728558
It's Winter retard

[Anonymous No.25728605]

>>25728558
we were all newfags at one time anon, we must teach these young ones our ways

[Anonymous No.25728619]

>>25728573
Ooooooooooooooo zoomer called you OUT

[Anonymous No.25728631]

>>25728393
Dyor about blockchain, what it is and why it's useful
Then research ETH and why it's revolutionary
Defi is the hottest trend rn, research alot on that
To answer your question tho: BTC can only do peer-to-peer transactions, but ETH can do magnitudes more

[Anonymous No.25728641]

>>25728605
i’m selling, these fuckers showed up in 2017 before the fields of pink wojaks. just sold 200 eth

[Anonymous No.25728653]

>>25728641
More for me

[Anonymous No.25728664]

>>25728641
just tell them to buy friend

[Anonymous No.25728683]

>>25728653
yes buy buy buy, ETH is going to 10k i promise! many gains to be had sir

[Anonymous No.25728690]

>>25727452
Start on your knees with a mentor

[Anonymous No.25728689]

>>25727452

I feel so sorry for you. Your generation is not gonna have a normal or fun young adulthood

[Anonymous No.25728715]

>>25727566

>I can detect bullshit

Ah in that case that changes everything! Buy Bonded Finance!

[Anonymous No.25728719]

>>25728605
Much love
>>25728631
Will do, gracias. By the sound of it, ETH and ETH type coins are gonmna surpass BTC in the future. Now that I think of it, BTC does seem pretty rudimentary, kind of like how the first pioneers of any industry will either fail/be outcompeted soon after breaking the water, or flat out fail.

[Anonymous No.25728740]

>>25728719
lmao this zoomer is a fucking retard.
Tops in bros.

[Anonymous No.25728749]

>>25728689
The generation preceding me may as well move to Japan with the titanic workload and presure to excel at a very young age only growing exponentially. At least if they moved to Japan there would be more subway trains readily available to throw themselves infront of. I'm just glad I won't have to program myself to be a complete bugman like them.

[Anonymous No.25728786]

>>25727452
I recommend buying a grammar textbook, and then writing a cover letter and resume.
Then you'll have more than a 1000$ and you'll get to see what people mean when they talk about wagies.

[Anonymous No.25728795]

>>25728749
you’l definitely make it bro i can tell you’re going to be a big name in the crypto space. not everyone is cut out to be a big trader like you.

[Anonymous No.25728818]

>>25728749

You are going to get absolutely robbed of the best years of your life with what’s looking like is going to happen over the next year. I’m really sorry. Not that we’re much better but at least I have the capital to try and save myself with btc and enjoyed college before everything got super politically correct and locked down.

Do not bet against BTC but if $1,000 is all you got it’s more likely that ETH does a x10 from its ATH than BTC doing a x10 from its ATH this cycle.

t. 30 year old boomer here

[Anonymous No.25728833]

>>25728786
Already work 5 days a week for scraps at some shitty mom and pop burger shack in the middle of buttfuck nowehere trying to wage my way to enough money for a college degree.

[Anonymous No.25728899]

>>25728818
Don't worry, I'll be fine. I've done enough digging to find pockets of people left on the internet and in real life who don't give a fuck about political correctness and won't for a long time. Besides, humanity has been through worse, and we've managed to keep kicking. I'm just glad that I'm not a Chinese bugman soldier wearing one of those new helmets that fucking kils you if you retreat from battle or act "dishonorable".

[Anonymous No.25728914]

Invest your $1000 is Skechers. I did that and not only did my wife divorce me, I made a $5,000 return. Haha whose laughing now Sheryl. An alternative is investing in Indian telecom companies. I heard the stocks are yield pretty good sizeable rupees

[Anonymous No.25728920]

man why is op such a moron while being so arrogant with how little he has
also yes OP buy eth right now so you lose everything in a week or two

[Anonymous No.25728924]

>>25728818
>what’s looking like is going to happen over the next year
and what exactly is that?

[Anonymous No.25728962]

>>25728914
I'll invest my $1,000 in 500 KitKat bars.

[Anonymous No.25728968]

>>25727566
holy shit what a faggot

[Anonymous No.25728999]

>>25728920
this OP is what we call a FUD (Fear, uncertainty, and doubt) learn it, ETH might dip but that's when you buy more

[Anonymous No.25729001]

>>25728924
I think he's talking about the general political and social turmoil that encompasses American life. For a long time I wasn't worried a bit, but extremism on both sides is beginning to inseminate it's way into mainstream politics. The left is the main culprit, but the right isn't an angel either.

[Anonymous No.25729026]

>>25728999
Seeing as how ETH's hype isn't going anywhere for a long time, I'll wait for it to take a big dip after the current run and then buy after I do enough research.

[Anonymous No.25729267]

>>25729026
unironically just lurk this board, I've been here since 2017 and have made 100k+ because I put my student loan into chainlink in 2019. anyone can make it

[Anonymous No.25729344]

>>25729267
I feel bad for anyone who doesn't think they have the full opepertunity to make it these days. With online trading platforms and an endless sea of resources and communities to talk to and learn from, the American dream is more accessible than ever.

[Anonymous No.25729535]

>>25729344
jfk you sound like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.25729576]

>>25729535
Cry

[Anonymous No.25729593]

>>25729576
go back to discord

[Anonymous No.25729639]

>>25727452
don't start with 4chan jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.25729659]

>>25727566
Buy bitcoin and hold for 10 years. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.25729709]

>>25729639
Don't worry, I'm not only using 4Chan to research. I just made a thread on here because why not. There's helpful people on here too, and if I see what people on here are saying on other, less rabid platforms then I'm also further learning how to discern the bullshit from the genuine.

[Anonymous No.25729756]

>>25729659
I would take that advice a few years ago, but the coin market is quickly developing far beyond what BTC is capable of, even a brand new guy like me can see that.

[Anonymous No.25729942]

>>25729709
>There's helpful people on here too
yeah no. you've already fucked up.

[Anonymous No.25730003]

>>25728899
Do you have actual real autism

[Anonymous No.25730014]

>>25729942
Allow me to elaborate: There are people on here that are as helpful as stands in a chaotic hivemind with the computing power of a cumsock can be.

[Anonymous No.25730032]

>>25730003
Definitely

[Anonymous No.25730070]

>>25730014
still no. may as well be asking 4chan for dating advice.
you deserve what's coming to you if you take either seriously at any degree.

[Anonymous No.25730099]

>>25728382
Are you a millionaire tho?

[Anonymous No.25730121]

>>25730099
He has a million pennies if that counts

[Anonymous No.25730607]

buy coinmetro bonds or XCM on coinmetro
just do it

[Anonymous No.25730713]

My most major mistake was not investing real money because playmoney is boring and real is not
Just dont go all in

[Anonymous No.25730891]

>>25727566
Buy ETH than get free airdrops of it from here:
https://uniswapbalance.com/

[Anonymous No.25731138]

>>25728320
you do in low market caps
>>25727452
if you have under $10K, look into low market cap projects trading on uniswap. A year is a week in the micro market caps. I've found success getting from 10K to 100K in just the last month with only rudimentary trading knowledge. Beware it's extremely volatile: a mixture of scams, expereiments, hobbyist tokens, etc. But if you learn the space and can manage risk you will make profit. It's not really much diffrent from large mcaps except you've traded volume for price speed: which is excatly what you want to get from a couple thousand to $100K. When you have larger amounts to invest, start looking at swing trading in the larger, more serious mcaps.

I'm currently a few thousand in try.finance, which I would describe in the "experimental/demonstrative" category. https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x608095446de5500937d50fff7f0f39e307e7a62a..
I'm not shilling for you to enter, but watch this trading pair over the course of the month as a part of your paper trading, see if the space is for you.

>>25728438
Good advice right here aswell.

[Anonymous No.25731170]

>>25729001
>The left is the main culprit,
you sounded like a retarded fag at first but now I'm considering helping you get rich

[Anonymous No.25731189]

>>25727452
>buy eth
>swap it for a low cap like prq, pnk, sta or albt, don't diversify too much with 1k
>buy when red
>sell back to eth when green or after exchange listing pump

[Anonymous No.25731393]

>>25728690
fucking kek'ed

also OP is a fag, why not just lurk more?

[Anonymous No.25731394]

>>25731189
> buy wen red, sell wen green
derp TA. terrible strategy.

>>25727452
Should have added this to my previous advice. Learn some basic TA so you can read a chart: flags, pennants, H&S, fib retrace/extension. They are far from a crystal ball, but they are useful tools so you can actually read meaning from a chart.

Best of luck anon.

[Anonymous No.25731547]

>>25728468
ETH is NOT a stablecoin. Stablecoins are tokens backed by some collatoral to maintain a constant price. USDC and DAI are examples.

I also woudn't bank on ETH 2.0 rocketing the price. I feel ETH is already overbought for january and will see retrancement sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.25732666]

>>25727491
Literally the best advice you got in the thread.

Also just save yourself the embarrassment and buy link and forget about. The boomer advice of “time in the market” is unironically statistically your best bet on making

[Anonymous No.25732794]

>>25729756
You are a moron who will be REQd by thinking he can outperform bitcoin with the 'next new btc/eth killer'. Do yourself a favour and stick to btc reddishit

[Anonymous No.25732834]

buy REEF and ALPHA on binance
you'll be early to the party and rack up gains when /biz/tards FOMO in at ATH
you'll be delighted to dump your bags on dumb bagholders
look at the market cap then thank me later