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"Trader" is to scammy, what can I answer ?

>> No.25722880

Traitor

>> No.25722894

Investor

>> No.25722918

Securities analyst

>> No.25722923

>>25722863
Just grab her face and skullfuck her, i'm pretty sure that she would like it.

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25722936

Give her a dumb answer and then dont tell her anything. Life is not a corporate wagie interview, op. You don't have to give serious answers.

>> No.25722941

>>25722863
Genetic traiter

>> No.25722953

inclusive financial technology advocate

>> No.25722958

Decentralized finance investor

>> No.25722984

If you to bang her, say you're an investigative journalist exposing racism and white supremacy.

>> No.25723029

I repair disposable lighters

>> No.25723070

this was a huge problem for me last year, because I really didn't know what to say.
Well to my suprise girls were not very into a jobless degreeless 25v man IF we were talking in the internet.
I upped my game now and tell them I'm a financial analysist.
guess what, now they are very interested in my personality.
fucking slags

>> No.25723081

Am I guaranteed to get a bitch trying to milk me if I say I'm retired?

>> No.25723100

Tell her you're an artist. A scam artist.

>> No.25723105

>>25722863
blockchain developer

>> No.25723112

>>25723081
nah, bitches love drive

>> No.25723122

>>25722863
Cocksucking

>> No.25723126

>>25722880
fpbp

>> No.25723156

"I pump and dump, you seem low, wanna get high?"
Trademark pick-up line DO NOT STEAL

>> No.25723165

>>25722863
Blockchain analyst

>> No.25723177

>>25723112
I meant milk me financially not my cock.. I could have thought about my wording more.

>> No.25723207

>>25723177
Both.

>> No.25723215

>>25722863
NGL kissing lips like those feels like chewing on a sausage.

>> No.25723259

>>25723215
what the fuck kind of sausage are you eating anon

>> No.25723287

>>25722863
just tell 'her' you are a scammer

>> No.25723292

>>25723259
By sausage he means dick. Kissing is like watered down dick sucking, better to suck a big twink cock aka BTC

>> No.25723294

>>25723259
ask you mum she was cooking. BOING

>> No.25723296

Researcher of disruptive technologies

>> No.25723324

>>25722863
I just tell girls that I play strong saftey for the Cincinnati Bengals

>> No.25723335

>>25722863
I destabilize nations to drop the price of their assets so I can buy them for dirt cheap. Then I stabilize those nations to pump the price of the assets and sell them for insane gainz.

>> No.25723352

>>25722863
Just say you're a /biz/nessman
>oh what business?
Technology
>oh?
Then rattle off some shit from a whitepaper until her eyes go glassy

>> No.25723359

>>25722863
Venture Capitalist.

(cuz you did plan on aping the Glitch public sale, right?)

>> No.25723380

>>25722863
Tell her you’re a weatherman

>> No.25723383

Statistical analysis and data reconfiguration

>> No.25723393

four chan poster

>> No.25723425

>>25723359
I think most women wouldn't like the connotation of that, when they hear capitalist they probably have cartoon level associations like a guy who cuts down the rainforest for a living.

>> No.25723432

>>25722863
That’s a man

>> No.25723451

Don't reveal your power level. Just tell her you're an artist/painter, w/e your hobbies are.

>> No.25723485

>>25722863

You're an unemployed teenager.

>> No.25723556

Tell "her" the truth and say you're a scammer.

>> No.25723561

>>25723292
no I really mean kissing lips of a girl with manipulated lips like those.

I just made the experience 1 month ago tindering around. she didn't let me fuck her so I can't tell you guys the feeling of getting a bj from those lips. kissing those fat things was weird but still ok.

funny thing though, she was trading btc.

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25723616

>>25723561
>she
It was a man. You almost fucked a man.

>> No.25723657

>>25723177
sorry for my coomer brain
yes, it's 100000% guaranteed

>> No.25723681

>>25723616
nah, I checked and the pussy was wet. she was fucking prudish though and potentially had a husband at home.

>> No.25723683

>>25722863
Jew

>> No.25723725

>>25723681
Why did you lie. You said girl. Girls can't get married, it was an old fucking woman. Disgusting. Get some self respect you granny chaser. HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION BUY LOW SELL HIGH, IF SHE'S OVER 18 WHAT'S THE POINT BRO

>> No.25723780

>>25723725
she was in fact really old, close to 30. to this day I have no clue what she wanted but she went to my hotel room to not let me fuck her. kek'd and checked

>> No.25723784

>>25722863
>I buy and sell things
that was hard

>> No.25723809

Scammer, conman, charlatan, grifter, shyster, pyramid schemer

>> No.25723852

>>25722863
God has damned this earth and left us all to seethe in our own sin. This unholy creation is proof enough.

>> No.25723861

>>25723100
kek
>>25723165
>>25723296
>>25723352
>>25723165
>>25722958
>>25722918
Best answers

>> No.25723907

>>25722863
bagholder

>> No.25724100

>>25723335
based soros

>> No.25724187
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25724187

Importer exporter

>> No.25724322

>>25724187
>he's an importer/exporter

>> No.25724434

Memes capitalizer

>> No.25724502

>>25723070
This. Literally anything that sounds like money. Market liquidity margin leverage trading manager will work.

>> No.25724811

>>25723383
Chandler?

>> No.25724924

Trader.

>> No.25724994

>>25723324
Wouldnt work on me because i know what Vonn looks like

>> No.25725012

Janitor

>> No.25725028

>>25722936
thats a beeg beeg beeeeeeeeeeeeg yoshi

>> No.25725076

Indoor Rancher

>> No.25725142

Low-liquidity removal expert

>> No.25725231
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25725231

>>25723081
>>25723112
>>25723177

>> No.25725241

>>25722936
This is the most schway answer. Tell her you scrub toilets at Chuckey Cheese or that you're an indoor chicken farmer. Eventually you'll find a girl who truly doesn't give a shit, and likes you for who you are, and not what you provide.

>> No.25725273

>>25722863
Early adoption protocol investment.

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>>25722863
>So, what do you do, anon?
>About what?

>> No.25725300

Amateur underwater welder and shrimp farming hobbyist.

>> No.25725357

I just say I'm a trader, although I've just held link for 2 years and never trade

>> No.25725461

>>25722863
You own a business where you buy & sell scarce digital assets

>> No.25725529

I am financially independently.

>> No.25725550

Blockchain importer/exporter and architect Art Vandelay

>> No.25725599

>>25725241
Alright you're based anon, and this is basically how I operate nowadays. Only question is if it's actually worked for you yet?

>> No.25725617

>>25725529
Kek.. Just start off my saying "I am.. Sovereign".. then proceed: https://youtu.be/R_NAoNd4YyY?t=11

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25725635

No but seriously and unironically though, only old busted up women care about jobs and shit. I'm not a granny chaser.

>> No.25725673

>>25725241
>Indoor chicken farmer
You gonna get reported to the CDC for salmonella outbreaks and then they gonna blow up your house like they did the chickenman

>> No.25725698

>>25725241
>likes you for you
>not what you provide

Jesus you guys would have it a lot easier if you dropped the childish notion that there is a meaningful distinction between internal and external you. People like you for the complete package. People like you for what you can do for them. Your position within your community is of value to yourself and others. Why always this surprise at the 'dishonesty' of seeing people for what they are instead of what they wish they were inside.

>> No.25725736

>>25725698
t. golddigging roastie

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25725777

>>25725698
If a girl doesn't love me for my beautiful face I don't want her.

>> No.25725783

Speculative Consultation Financier

>> No.25725789

>>25722863
laotian bug farmer or the classic mongolian basketweaver

>> No.25725969

>>25725736
>I wish guys saw my inner intelligence instead of room temperature IQ
>I wish guys saw my inner beauty instead of my busted face and hanging tits
>I wish guys saw my inner partner count and not my reputation
>I wish guys saw my inner personality and not my widely disliked BP disorder
>I wish guys saw my inner worth instead of a NEET who sits at a computer all day masturbating

>> No.25726013

>>25725969
Cope, face is all that matters. If you have an ugly face you might as well rope.

>> No.25726042

I always tell girls that my name is Sebastian and I’m a sushi chef. And that I don’t have herpes.

>> No.25726130

Personal investment manager.

>> No.25727172

>>25723029
Keked out loud thx

>> No.25727224

>>25722863
Business analyst, consultant, and sports commentator

>> No.25727239

>>25723425
Wrong. Even proclaimed communist chicks get fucking FRENCHED by unapologetic capitalist chads. I once sealed the deal by quoting Ayn Rand with this mentally unstable unwashed hippy slut.

>> No.25727458

>>25725241
>This is the most schway answer
Excuse me?

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25728357

>>25722863
"I manage a firm"

"What kind of firm anon"

"diamond...I MEAN ARBITRAGE"

she'll never ask again, and you've turned the convo sexual.

>You're welcome

>> No.25728550

Blockchain Asset Management Consultant

>> No.25729041

>>25722863
I usually tell people I am a compulsive gambler.

>> No.25729212

>>25723780
what exactly are you checking

>> No.25729231

>>25722863
"My sugar mommies are very generous to me." Wink and change the subject.

>> No.25729268

>>25722880
top kek

>> No.25729373

>>25725241
>chickenfarmer
>likes you for you
>not what you provide

What if you find a girl that's really into eggs?

>> No.25729375

>>25725529
Lost it over this
Dutch?

>> No.25729394

>>25725529
Oh no I remember

BITCOOOOONNECTTTT

>> No.25729405

>>25729212
> w-what are you checking?
The kek. That’s how it works now, grandpa.

>> No.25730037

>>25723335
Based hobo with a smart phone

>> No.25730079

>>25729373
Keep her, she's taken the egg pill.