/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25717215]

>be me, 35 years old, upper middle management in a large corporation
>new young employees start in the office
>7 of them are great, extroverted, funny
>1 of them almost mumbles sometimes, isn't as enthusiastic, is the only one that wears glasses (not fashionable ones either)
>isn't as polished as the other recruits
>hasn't travelled to as many countries as other people
>told him to do training on the computer instead of going to the client presentation
>another time, we're discussing politics at lunch
>he just stared at the table awkwardly when we made jokes about Trump (I like Trump, but still, you have to pretend)

I asked the receptionist (9/10 25 year old blonde) what she thought of him based on their interactions and she said, "He's kind of quiet. He hasn't really talked to me, he just says Hi and Bye"

But the killer was:
>we all had to work 100 % remote when coronavirus hit
>his productivity went UP

That's the last straw. If not being around your team mates ENERGIZES you, then you're some sick twisted freak. We're going to put him on furlough (Government pays 80 % of wages of redundant staff) this week and cut his contract when the scheme ends.

He casually mentioned he had signed a 9 month lease. Wew, I hope furlough lasts that long! Remember kids, don't be awkward!

[Anonymous No.25717339]

>>25717215
Fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.25717341]

I’m mad now

[Anonymous No.25717423]

>>25717215
I'll kill you with my bare hands

[ABigBet4U !lksRQlKXyM No.25717437]

Is this the state of larping on biz?

[Anonymous No.25717485]

>>25717215
If you’re not hiring hyper productive remote tech savvy autistic introverts, you’re a fucking retard and I hope your business fails. On the “front end” of business you need the team oriented extroverts with great smiles. Beyond that, hire the autist more than half the time.

[Anonymous No.25717497]

>>25717215
Weird larp bro. Are you the kid who got fired larping as your chad former-manager?

[Anonymous No.25717523]

>>25717215
Nice roleplay faggot. Next time I wanna be the 9/10 blonde.

[Anonymous No.25717538]

>>25717523
r u a gril?

[Anonymous No.25717619]

I know this is bait but if its true and he had half a brain, your ass is getting sued.

[Anonymous No.25717728]

>hasn't travelled to as many countries as other people


ahaha what a queer. he hasn't vacationed in antigua, bermuda, or the bahamas? that fool doesnt know what hes missing

[Anonymous No.25717783]

>>25717437
>>25717497
>>25717523
>>25717619
>>/biz/thread/S21889663
this is old recycled demoralization baitposting

[Anonymous No.25717798]

>>25717215
Copypasta faggot.

[Anonymous No.25717806]

>>25717215
Don't be surprised when that kid shows up to your house at midnight with 4 of his weird friends.

[Anonymous No.25717880]

>>25717215
Wrong! He is most likely an introvert and you are a retarded fake ass extrovert. I can tell from the way you describe the others. He's probably way smarter than all of you. Stop conspiring against him like a fucking cunt would do. wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.25717984]

>>25717215
Nice larp faggot. I'm exactly like that kid except I'm attractive. Everyone on my team was sent home to remote work. Before I was sent home my boss told me he wished everyone on the team was just like me and promoted me. Its been about a year now and I got promoted again. Quiet hard working employees are valuable. There's no office drama bs and work actually gets done.

[Anonymous No.25718017]

It's going to be funny when he's your boss.

[Anonymous No.25718154]

>be me, OP
>think I'm chad, but still get fired anyway
>make up larp and post it on /biz/

[Anonymous No.25718193]

>>25717783
>>>/biz/thread/S21889663
Whew OP absolutely EXPOSED. Imagine baiting people with stale pasta. Why haven't you killed yourself yet, OP?

[Anonymous No.25718196]

>>25717215
This is a tactile biz missile. I need to leave.

[Anonymous No.25718200]

>>25717215
>not wearing fashionable glasses
what an idiot, thats like corpo etiquette lesson 1.

[Anonymous No.25718225]

This pasta is nearly a year old

Let that sink in

[Anonymous No.25718258]

>>25717215
imagine being 35 without basicc intelligence still

[Anonymous No.25718264]

>>25717215
lmaoing at you OP. You are so assblasted tp the point of making a thread

[Anonymous No.25718282]

>>25717485
If it isnt your own business, then you don't give a fuck. You just don't want to work with autists.

[Anonymous No.25718322]

>>25718225
>Let that sink in
No! It's dirty and leaks

[Anonymous No.25718463]

>>25717485
>If you’re not hiring hyper productive remote tech savvy autistic introverts, you’re a fucking retard and I hope your business fails
The thing is that only few “appearing autists” are actually genius smart, but even they have niche hobbies like chess, designing chips or obscure video games they interact and talk with other people. The biggest part of them are just above average broken inside, scraping by, either not willing to diagnose or therapy seemingly without effect

[Anonymous No.25718492]

>>25717215
Nice copypasta faggot, now fuck off back to /b/

[Anonymous No.25718497]

>>25717728
my mom got robbed in the Bahamas like 30 years ago. can't imagine that its much better now

[Anonymous No.25718509]

>>25717215
imagine being so new that you don't recognize this copypasta.

[Anonymous No.25718633]

>>25717215
>what LARP can i come up with today to piss off the socially awkward weirdos of 4chin
Who's really the loser here?

[Anonymous No.25718657]

>>25717215
The best part of this larp is that when OP (faggot) gets to the part of his simulation concerning the "9/10 25yo blonde" he just has zero, absolutely zero, idea how to make his ruse seem believable. He almost glosses over the interaction, but he can't help but inject his projection of what an actual real grill might say, even though his dialog makes obvious the fact that he has no relevant real life experience with attractive women.

It's like a gay playwright attempting to write a play about what it means to lose a child during childbirth. Just so out of touch that anyone with a clue sees right through it.

Nice job OP.

[Anonymous No.25718662]

>>25718509
Imagine spending so much time in this shithole you recognize these pastas

[Anonymous No.25718710]

>>25717215
>If not being around your team mates ENERGIZES you, then you're some sick twisted freak.
or you all are the problem. maybe you should look in the mirror

[Anonymous No.25718738]

>>25717215
>he just stared at the table awkwardly when we made jokes about Trump (I like Trump, but still, you have to pretend)

Wow what a coward. I'll make note of that during the revolution. The world should thrive with correct genetics!

[Anonymous No.25718805]

>>25717215
literally a fellow ANON. OP hates himself and sees sees inside a mirror if he sees the awkward anon daily. sabotaging him means he likes to put himself in misery.

go make a therapy OP.

[Anonymous No.25719743]

>>25717215

Fuck you faggot judging someone being introvert.
If he is more productive be happy fucking retard.