I Just Tested Positive For Covid 19

[Anonymous No.25715654]

how do i profit from this?
how long should i wait before visiting a prostitute?
symptoms are mild: headache, sinus pressure, head and throat congestion, aching joints, mild fatigue. no trouble breathing (i smoke weed and tobacco joints) but an occasional dry cough.
if it were a different era, i would think it's a cold or mild flu. the worst symptom is the headache.
my take away: covid is lame and gay, lockdowns are retarded, people are mindless sheep who need an authority to tell them what to do. don't be afraid of this, /biz/. it's totally overblown.

[Anonymous No.25715703]

>>25715654
>business and finance
I got the vaccine you sheep are all so scared of.

[Anonymous No.25715757]

>>25715703
i will never get the vaccine

[Anonymous No.25715952]

>>25715654
The reality of the situation is that if you test positive for 'Covid' you will have to get the vaccine when they eventually roll it out - as you've been shown to be susceptible to it.

By simply getting tested, you have fucked yourself over. Airports will refuse to let you on in future because your health care history tells them you had Covid and never got the vaccine.

[Anonymous No.25716039]

>>25715952
i never will get the gay vaccine. i don't care how long i have to wait, but the covid retardation will subside. not to mention, doctors recommend against getting the vaccine if you've had covid.
your post is very gay.

[Anonymous No.25716155]

>>25715654
Is Covid-chan a thing?

I swear this is just an edit of Clover-chan.

[Anonymous No.25716183]

>>25716155
coronachan

[Anonymous No.25716204]

>>25715654
Take the vaccine

[Anonymous No.25716261]

>>25715654
corona virus blogs were you fuckin lie and overplay the everliving fuck out of your long lasting symptoms

Book about being a survivor and how it helped you become spiritually enlightened and showed you the value of the present moment

Simple as

[Anonymous No.25716280]

>>25716204
>take the vaccine, goy
i simply never will

[Anonymous No.25716327]

>>25716261
this is smart. i could possibly also turn it into erotica,

[Anonymous No.25716376]

>>25716155
>Is Covid-chan a thing?
No because "covid" is a gay UN newspeak word they explicitly admitted they made up to avoid scaring the goyim by saying SARS.

[Anonymous No.25716436]

>>25715654
Go to the local synagogue/mosque tomorrow and pray to G-d youll get through it.
Then go to a different one the day after and repeat until cured.

[Anonymous No.25716527]

>>25716436
begone, sandnigger

[Anonymous No.25717071]

>>25715654
You will never recover being a coomer.

[Anonymous No.25717133]

>>25715654
>my take away: covid is lame and gay, lockdowns are retarded, people are mindless sheep who need an authority to tell them what to do. don't be afraid of this, /biz/. it's totally overblown.
buddy of mine has covid right now
he's a /fit/ bro and says its the worse headache he ever had and felt like dying
he also has no sense of taste
its been a week or so

[Anonymous No.25718052]

>>25717133
>severe headache
this was my worst symptom, lots of eyeball pressure. i've been smoking weed and drinking lots of water to help it.
i also have a hard time smelling and tasting.

[Anonymous No.25718365]

>>25717133
yeah it's called the flu. I had it in 2019. you feel like death for 3-5 days, then you're fine, unless you're fat or old, in which case you deserve to die or weren't gonna be here much longer anyway

[Anonymous No.25718400]

>>25715654
>he caught covid
ngmi

For real though enjoy your after effects like what SARS did to people. Took them years to realise all the issues SARS caused.

[Anonymous No.25718430]

>>25716039
>Anti-vax too
Holy shit, ngmi at all

[Anonymous No.25719251]

>>25718400
What long term affects does SARS have?
Isn’t covid basically SARS 2.0? God damn China needs to stop fucking eating things humans shouldn’t be eating. Fucking bug people.

[Anonymous No.25719280]

>>25719251
Very large amount of men who caught SARS shown to be infertile. Took emm like 10+ years to learn this.

[Anonymous No.25719332]

>>25719280
Yikes

[Anonymous No.25719358]

>>25719332
Would much prefer to avoid getting covid and vaccinate when ready. Rather not long term worry about shit that can happen to me.

[Anonymous No.25719409]

>>25719280
source or GTFO

[Anonymous No.25719503]

>>25719409
Not arsed find sources I liked so just pulled the first from google.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7351544/

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmed.2020.594364/full

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(20)30348-5/fulltext

[Anonymous No.25719723]

>>25719503
thanks

[Anonymous No.25719812]

>>25715654

Go back to China with the new strain and infect those bug eyes.

[Anonymous No.25719818]

>>25715703
god i need the vaccine and quick!

[Anonymous No.25720435]

>>25715654
MUST COOOOOOOOM