FUCK STAKENET

[Anonymous No.25711886]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GOD EMPEROR CHANGPENG ZHAO
VERSUS
STINKNET
...
BEGIN!

CZ:
When I show ladies my SERUM they go right into heat
Much hotter than your curry Raj, please, take a seat
Your coin’s a P O S Double-U scam
Piece of Shit Wallet, XSN’s a rebrand
Layer 2? More like Number 2!
Fake volume on Livecoin is all you do!
Can’t even take the poo into the loo
When I’m flashing this cash all over you!
I drop atomic bombs, you failed atomic swaps
Your coin’s worth less than digital crops
Losing to YAMS, guess the ball was dropped
Change your name to LeBron cuz your coin flopped!

StinkNet:
Okay it’s true, do the needful poo, my current bitch lasagna of the Mumbai moons
*SHITS PANTS LOUDLY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE FAILING TO ADDRESS ANY ARGUMENTS*

Emcee:
The curry shits are unbearable...can anybody put a stop to this? Wait, CZ’s tag team partner is reaching for the ropes...it’s...it’s...
BLOOOOOOOOOOCKNEEEEEEEET

Blocknet:
I guess you can call that freestyle
Just like you call missing deadlines worthwhile
Time spent getting rebuked by King Aantonop
While dumping your bags as you sold the top
Time’s up buddy your shilling has to stop
Your product’s even worse than Uniswap

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORY

[Anonymous No.25712316]

Autism is a good signal. Bought 100 million.