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>>25694876gmi to £100
>>25694876how does $200 sound?
Poor people
Kek everyone starts somewhere
>>25694876Disgusting
>>25694876I'm very far from making it but it is really fucking sad seeing some of the poorfolios in here. We aren't all going to make it.
>>25694959This poor guy started days ago using christmas money.Jesus, what a sell signal this is.
>>25694876OP is a fagNot everyone is born with a silver spoon
There are unironically traders who have made 500k out of a 500 bucks investment. You won't get there with that amount of BTC and ETH, though. Not in this lifetime.
>>25694876>Treasure ChestAw lol cute
>>25694982Charge your phone nigger
>>25694982ive seen you post everywhereteach me how to trade options you cuck
>>25694876That account is worth 200 quid now.
>>25695079Only a 10,000x from making it
check me out frens
>>25694876I just put aside £100 in a portfolio of its own because I wanted to try a new strategy, I have thousands in total and thousands more in actual index funds IRL
You are like a little baby
>>25695232is this yours, anon?
anybody that poor is legit a newfag. there was like $2500 in free handouts on uniswap and 1inch airdrops
>>25694876This dude will outperform all of us shitty tradersGodspeed Anon
>>25695184>>25695232why are you even here?get a job
>>25694876LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25695307Yeah, I just started and I already feel like a shizo. I won't put much more until I learn the game though.
>>25695407if you got any suggestions for a job where I can fuck around all day doing nothing I'm up for it. I just got my BA in accounting. help me frens
am I gonna make it guys
>>25695621hold on to those fundsnext may try your luck with some lowcap to midcap shitcoins. High risk high return
>>25695621Not this run. Maybe in the next one or one after.
>>25695044No>>25695055Buy OTM calls of an underlying asset.I loaded the fuck up when CLF was $6
>>25694994he's going to be richer than some of the people here with make it stacks provided he can hold through it all
>>25695184You're Dutch, right?
>>25695710Nigger, those kids/students dont have money. The moment their portfolio hits $400 in a couple of years they are going to sell to buy a ps5 to play cod with their zoomer friends
>>25695786Meant this guy -> >>25695232
>>25695786no, why?
>>25695786No
>>25695418don't diversify with that small a stack. All in one blue chip, drop the XRP and 1inch as well. Consolidate probably half and half LINK and ADA.It gets easier
>>25695470you got to wageslave working for one of the big 4 for at least 5 years minimum anon... not gonna make it just with a shitty accounting degree
>>25694876I don’t get it. He is at least trying to invest so he is better then half the Western World. Everyone needs to start somewhere. If you have more then him be grateful. If you have less then him don’t be jealous and work hard so you have some extra money as well.
>>25696276But anon, blue chips won't give me quick money. 1inch was random, but I believe xrp can move.
>>25695685It cripples me, I can never make any fucking money, what the FUCK is wrong with me
>>25695653I've been looking at REC, ADA and LCX being shilled here. How much $ should I invest in any of them?
>>25696664Probably cuz you're dumb. Just try harder
>>25696664Use some of your money to invest in some knowledge
>>25694876Don't even have enough for a transaction fee kek
>>25694876All you poorfrogs.LISTEN UP.Buy DAO.That shit is below 700.000 marketcap.Meaning its an easy x1000 for small money. Its made by a dev who made a similr thing before that moon so its your best bet honestly.
>>25697450FUCK i Mean fucking BAOBAOnot fucking DAO LMAOBAO is the shitcoin u should gamble all your grandmas christmans money on
I am financially ruined.
>>25696664/biz/ is just full of NEETS gambling, if you want to make money you need solid trading strategies
>>25695184>>25695232>>25695621>>25697524>started with less than $200 worth of some shitcoins I had from some years ago>start flipping uniswap shitcoins early summer 2020>up to ~$13k nowdon't loose hope anonsI know it's not much but it's a huge increase from my tiny initial
>>25696499god bless you and your mentality, good job anon, you must be a good man
>>25694988You could give a kickstarter to a poorfag.
more than i started out with. 50k satoshi turned into over 10 grand usd
>>25694982U lost $30k today hahaha get fucked retard
>>25694876Just getting started nigger. I will continue to add to this, its just the beginning! See you in a few years?
>>25695184We are going to make it bro >>25695232This is way too spread out. >>25695621Making it >>25697524What was your entrance price for link
>>25695710>>25695815>>25694988Screen capping for future gold
>>25694988checkedthats a lie anon, we are all gonna make itI started in peak 2017 bull run and had a tiny folio just like these poorfags
Will i make it boys?
>>25694876Help
had 700$ 5 months ago, everything is possible guys
>>25698517brave, i sold my xmr on the recent news.
mine looks like that but I just enter 1000x less than what I actually have in case someone accidentally sees my screen
>>25695188Get fucked that's my portfolio and I am proud.
>>25696499Thanks mate
>>25698310I've already given out a few small donations to poorfags but I don't want to encourage street shitters coming here begging for rupees so I probably won't give out any more
>>25698657i bought more, here is my latest folio, i cant understand bears towards it
>>25698332Treasure chest though :)
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>25698841i had 490 since 2014, gave up in 2016 when they were like 1 dollar each and spent them all on crack in 2 days. sigh.
>>25695184you bought both of these right before the top of the huge green candle didn't you
>>25698912sad, i consider myself lucky, im 20 and couldnt afford to buy even one if i had knew cause im was dirt poor
>>25697157tai lopez?
>>25699065this guy had it worse. he got all salty with the community for whatever reason, posted a stupid vid of himself selling this in 2015 (iirc) along with dramatic background music, apparently convinced it'd destroy the market and he'd get revenge, and like 2 days later the price absolutely rocketed, kek.
>>25694876Why bother
>>25695685this guy is a fucking legend
>>25698328He didn’t, because he didn’t sell.
>>25698883This is exactly why people buying btc without securing a significant portion of one are monkies>>25698883. Even if it goes to 140k like jpm or whoever was speculating, it'll only be worth fucking $500
>>25696492that's unfortunate. don't have the autism to work big 4 and I also don't have the will to do a CPA
>>25695232What's worst about that is you have the most money in xrp. Being poor is ok, being stupid is not.
>>25698517Thats my goal for this bullrun, at least 10k
>>256948762 figure hell...he's nearly out of it though
>>25697524>>25695621>>25695232>>25695184>>25694876Now these are the real /biz/ portfolios and not the fake 300k - 500k in BTC ones that retards keep spamming on the daily around here for YOU's
>>25694876This is rich by British standards
>>25698991:)
>>25699382yeah for real, the 14yo's entering false balances and refusing to post wallet add are the epitome of cringe.
please r8
All In XSN-Stakenet
>>25694876lmao that poor fag is eternally priced out of owning 1 btc
>>25699630why stakenet? hope you didn't fall for the passive income masternode meme
Am I gonna make it bros?
>>25699333Think long, long, game anon. I will continue to add to this.
>>25695312If you are poor how are you going to be paying skelly fees in every dapp or dex out there?
>>25699710there was once a day where gas fees to interact with contracts was like 0.10-30cents.
>>25699241both amounts are almost equal today
>>25699359Accounting sucks, i'm in the same situation as you but i'm a bong. Graduated years ago and haven't had the willpower or motivation to continue it, a degree on its own is pretty worthless, to get to the next level i need to do more studying/exams for 2 years and wagecuckingg for 3 years, then the real "climb" begins.
>>25699677CheckdYes, you are gonna make it
>>25694982do you have no one?
>>25699756in 2018 though their sato value was literally ten times higher
>>25694876Will I make it with these stox?
Followed the advice of some anons yesterday and undiversified a bit. Still stuck with these SYN bags though.
Rate
>>25699876fearsome ltc holdings. how the hell is that even possible, are you mining on a pool or something?
>>25699654I did & its a comfy hold no doubt.Goto their discord ask questions, do some research and once you get it there's no turning back.
this is a couple of days old now. in which case it's probably totally inaccurate. 1/2
Checkem
I'm a noob, and have some money to invest in crypto, but don't know what I should be buying
>>25699930DYOR
>>256999602/2.>>25699970bonded.finance. my portfolio is inaccurate actually, i bought more bond this morning.
>>25699869>eating -14% daily just to hold GRT when ETH is going to outperform it all year anyway
Quints
>>25699999Holy quints. Ygmi
>>25700014I bought at 14c.
>>25699999lucky you
>>25699919No ideas it just showed up one day so I'm riding it to a mill
>>25699999I have a meager 11k of bond, anywhere to buy other than uniswap? At the size of my purchases it doesn't seem worth the gas fees
>>25699677>>25699876>>25699999u gotta edit [unknown amount] over your XMR holdings otherwise you ngmi
>>25698517almost based. ur holding an unknown amount, right?!
>>25700247i bought 38k on bitmax.io cheaper than uniswap but their withdrawal fees still suck balls
>>25695232Lol, this is unironically the fee I am setting every time I am dumping against USDC... And I am dumping each day for the past several days... Needless to say I have 20 more tx in a day, just gambling around... averaging 5-10$ each... I hope all frens are gmi...
mostly europoors posting portfolios in this thread because we burgers are sleeping
>all of these shitcoins>not a single screenshot of a portfolio ITT with only BTC/ETHNo wonder you're poor
>>25700730>OP literally only has BTC/ETHnot only are you poor, you're retarded
The saddest part is how uninformed these fags are, I mean, if you have £100 at least gamble uniswap rugpulls for max profit. That's sad, but most importantly a huge sell signal
Swap ETH for BTC ?
>>25701084or bonded.finance, which i do not believe to be a scam, but which has the same coin supply as LINK and is under 1.5 cents. absolute madness to not buy, i mean even if it is a scam, it has to pump for the scam to be worthwhile, so just sell then.or yaknow, only buy the safe bets, and maybe x2 within a year. pointless. bonded will imo x100 - x1000
>>25701175Fuck off pajeet
>>25701230uh huh. white, brit, not posting lame fake portfolio balances, not illegitimate. i believe it'll pump like mad even if it is a scam, which i do not believe it is.
>>25694876Ive got a little side portfolio like that. its the change from my dm account.100 bucks is ok, that a gram of gack.not that my main is much better, but dont mock.
>>25697517High IQ BAO poster. Keep shilling, you're doing the lord's work
>>25694876>crypto started as an activist movement>has become an elitist dick waving paradeNGMI
>>25694876>Using anything other than USD as your base currencyNgmi
>>25695232this makes me sad
>>25701397Screw activist I want money.
>>25701472This, I use USD to make the number look bigger
>>25701472i only change my portfolio to usd to post here, otherwise sato watching is the way to go
ia there any hope? I'm 100€ in profit but still...
>>25701993not with those holdings. x 3 max within years. buy a tiny mcap like bonded finance and you could see those gains overnight.
>>25702110pajeet
>>25694876He does have more ETH then me, fuck
>>25702141>>25701294
>>25694876Bollocksfolio
>>25698517how tf do you add a background image to blockfolio
>>25695621how does sbf's nuts taste?
>>25695815Holy shit your right
>>25694948I wanna fuck that rat
>>25694876I'm 18 so. Have 30k+ in savings though. Thinking about dumping 20% in crypto. Rest in some low index fund
>>25695232Honestly a smarter play than op but still poor
>>25702435save 20%, throw 40% at safe bets and 40% at moonshots.
>>25695312Newfaggot here, can you explain this post? I’m sorry for asking to be spoon fed ;_;
>>25699382300k isn't a lotYou commie faggots are ngmi
>>25695184based
>>25702523uniswap, a shitty exchange, gave 400 of their UNI tokens to anyone who'd used their exchange in the past. i sold mine immediately for the $2000 it was worth at the time. if you used uniswap during the relevant dates then you've got 400 UNI waiting for you too. if not you get nothing.
>>25702435how do you have 30k at 18?
Guys, how am I doing?
>>25702662how does homelessness sound?
>>25695685> Buy OTM calls on an underlying assetHow do you know which calls to buy in order to profit ? That's the hard bit
>>25699999>$10k>biggest position is $283how many shitcoins do you have anon?you know you don't have to buy every single one right?
>>25694876This dumb ass post made me laugh
Is Newton an ok app to use? I’m a leaf if that matters
>>25702812that's 2/2, see 1/2 for bigger holdings.
>>25702578Wow that’s pretty cool of them, thanks a lot for smartening me up a little
>>25702826use shakepay, then transfer to a wallet or binance to trade https://shakepay.me/r/ARVYNJS
>>25702603prolly one of those gen-z trannies who used the old kneecap investment strategy
>>25702900>Wow that’s pretty cool of themjust goes to show how much money exchanges are making. silly money.
hello sirs please advise
>>25702603Extra money that was supposed to be for college, but I didn't need. I would say 40% is probably from working since high school, the rest were gifts from family that I never spent.
look closely LINK marines, this is your fate
>>25694982Sir is it too late to buy CLF?
Why are none of you holding Stellar? Are you retarded?
>>25703437i was, but the xrp shittery made me think xlm was going down the same path, so i sold. 12 hours before the recent pump.
>>25694876Why did you post my portfolio?
>>25702435Lmao throwing money into index funds at 18.You’re young, take some risks faggot.
>>25703437I have stellar but not much of it. Price prediction isn't too high.
>>25702789NGMI.
>>25703635Nah, I rather see slow growth. I'm already gambling with crypto since I'm going to put 20% in.
>>25695232116,250 (i guess euros drop the zeros?), not bad
>>25702946Uniswap doesn’t make any money, the liquidity providers aka normal users share profits from all the fees on pro rata basis. That’s the entire point of DEX.Now Chinknance and Goybase on the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised if CZ and Brian Armstrong are secretly in top 100 richlist in the world.
>>25703769im 18 and was literally doing exactly what you were, but then i realized may as well gamble it in crypto because first year out of college ill probably make back anything i lost two times over. also i have no bills to pay and if i get a moonshot i can retire before 30
>>25702920Any reason why to do this? Im not trying to antagonize you I’m just curious what’s the pros/ cons of it. Newton is pretty easy to use but I’m ignorant
>>25703833>Uniswap doesn’t make any money,huh, didn't know that. i bet they do somehow.and yeah, CEX owners are making so much money it'll make your fucking eyes water.
I have 25€, where should I invest to double it in 6hours time?
>>25704023it is legitimately possible with bonded.finance.don't like that? check out new releases on coinmarketcap. some of them will in fact achieve what you're looking for.
>>25704109stop shilling your shitcoin faggot
>>25695044>>25695055>>25698328>>25699799>>25703402Ignore CLF tranny, he's trying to sell his bags to you.-your local /smg/ user
>>25704223i believe in it, shitcunt. shill something better you whinging simpleton, name anything else which might legit x100 within a month
I started with 200 euros and I'm at 1600 now
>>25704223What shitcoin should I get?
>>25698328You know line doesn’t go up every day right
>>25703839>then i realized may as well gamble it in crypto because first yearI'm too pussy for that. How much are you even dumping on a single coin? Even with 1k dump, 10x would give you 10k. Are you hoping for 1000x return quickly or some shit? kek
>>25695621is that your stimulus check
>>25704406what shitcoin was it?
I went from 650 to 100 dollars these last 2 weeks lmao
>>25704486i only have 2500 in the market rn, split among 3 coins. im very slowly dca'ing to buy more but i expect a dip or crash personally, so ill buy more aggressively then
>>25703002>not spending on useless shityou're gonna make it anon
>>25698517I want a nude monero chan too
>>25703736>>25703523bullish
>>25699424Who the hell is gonna post their wallet address on this Mongolian weaving chat forum with salty anons just waiting to go on witch hunts for giggles?
>>25702509ah the conservative /biz/ portfolio
>>25705172certainly not those pathetic enough to falsify balances
>>25702416use it like a fleshlight
>>25705172I would if there was a chance even a dollar would be sent to me. I’m on that real poverty shit family
>>25705172anyone who posts a portfolio stands to be dox'd, few if any wallets will contain precisely the same balances. 99% of people who post blockfolios here are full of shit, fucking waste of time, pitiful liars who make the scene unattractive and unrealistic, which stops investors spending and stops prices from rising. plus it's pathetic
>>25698332>treasure chestsir?
Am I going to make it one day
>>25695621Trade your btc into other shitcoins, it's highly unlikely btc will continue rising after going nearly 3x the price in 40 days
>>25705466LINK is going to $2-$4. anyone who says otherwise is trying to unload their bags.
>>25694876> not a trader> forgot 0.0175 btc in late september (~ 180$ at the time)> flash forward> now i have ~700$honestly i don't want to "make it" through crypto, i like my job, but that was good news for me
>>25701993Good start. Your choice of coin is likely fine long term, but you just need to keep adding as much as you can invest over weeks to months to years to start seeing some changes in your life. Maybe going into the occasional low mcap coin once in a while for bigger gains potential. Patience is key, anon.
>>25694876this is so sad i had to save it to show my friend when i make one.
>>25696499thats the spirit of a good fren
why do we all use blockfolio instead of Delta? I haven't been here in a couple years what changed
>>25698517>XMRABSOLUTELY based
>>25696499This anon, I started with 400 bucks and now have 50k.You have to start somewhere, I wouldn't hold BTC though but good coins with relatively low marketcap and good potential upsides like RLC.
>>25706000Checked.They’re all newfags/poorfags anon.The based portfolios are usually delta.
>>25694876newfag here. my strategy is to stack as much btc and eth as I can and hodl for years. i don't have the expertise/time to try and time the market. am i gonna make it?
>>25697517where buy?
Critique me harder
>>25695312TRADED ON UNISWAP AFTER SEPTEMER 2 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well here's my shitfolio. Started this week.I've just been listening to Youtubers. Which is probably not the best strat, but I figure I was going to go through some pain before I figured it out.whatever I guess.
>>25704674>>25704486high IQ anons. The risk taker is right though.
>>25707314put it all into a low mcap coin (i.e a coin whose entire amount of money invested is low) and cross your fingers anon. go to coinmarketcap and share market capacities, buy the small ones with promising features.
>>25707447>share*compare. sorry im drunk.there's no point buying a coin which has half a billion invested already, look for projects with a marketcap of 5 mil or less.
>>25695055Easy. Don’t.
>>25707447>>25707500alright, thanks mayne
>>25694942based
Should I really buy shitcoins during a bull run?
>>25706597uniswap easiest but eth has insane fee
>>25707314Not too bad. BTC ETH and LINK are staples but wont do too many multiples Short term BTC doesn't have far to run as other anons have said.Of the Youtubers, Coinbureau and Lark Davis are probably the more reputable.
>>25706330> $500no
>>25694876laughed my ass off IRL
>>25708096>Should I really buy shitcoins during a bull run?Got a better time to buy them?
>>25703793you dont know how to read euros. YOU wont make it
I have 900 ETH. Am I whale yet sirs?
>>25708743I thought you buy during the bear, sell during the bull, repeat.
>>25708916No retard, buying shitcoins during a bear market is just retarded
Instead of being a douche bag and judging others, I see this as a very positive thing for our crypto community. I hope this person figures out that their little investment is far better than shoving fiat into the bank to watch it weaken. The Op is the real poor fag here. One that doesn't see the value in new crypto investors. They are our future.Eat a bag of dicks OP.
>>25695621Yes but you must open your mouth wider than this if you don't want to have a stiff neck while you keep sucking sam's dick
>>25705532Wrong, Link is going to at least $20 shortly after Ethereum breaks the old ATH
>>25694876Think of this: there are less than 100 million active Bitcoin wallets. Half of those are likely dead forever. It's estimated that only 50 million people worldwide hold bitcoin. You better start thinking and talking about how many Satoshis you hold, not how much BTC. As a holder of ~2.2 BTC I have over two hundred million Satoshis.
>>25696894It looks like you need to worry about getting a job first. Put all your income into crypto.
>>25694876Nu uh
this shit made me rofl so hard
>>25699768What did you decide to do after your degree? I finished my degree last year and have been a NEET since and using covid as an excuse but I don't wanna be a wagie. Also a bong
I think my coinbase spread is pretty comfy. I bought chainlink at $1 thanks to you /biz/fags
>>25699768Learn Python and get into the data side of accounting. If you are dedicated then you can be employable after one year of learning.
>>25702435>>25702603In a similar situation here at 22 yrs old, got £33k net worth, 18k of that is in index funds, I wasted £2500 on REQ in 2018 and now waiting to buy a fucking dip in an actual good coin but they are all mooning right now
>>25711130based anon
I only have $360 USD in mine but I’m waiting for the crash to put more in. Wanted to buy crypto earlier last year but was poorfag college student who had to save money
>>25702988buy XMR and RSR
>>25705828Here's your (You)
>>25697517What platform do you use to buy BAO?
>>25712259I hold over 50 XMR and think it's one of the best, but other cryptocurrencies are looking to add private transactions, for instance Litecoin.
>>25694876