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>uncle deposits his tax refund on my account
>secretly "borrow" the money to buy crypto. (Substantial but nothing i can't pay back within two paychecks. I'm not a fucking degenerate thief)
>make mad gains held pretty good long positions to turn the 2k into 5k or more within few months
>calls today. "Anon here's my account number need my money asap pls."

Had to liquidate over half my money still short about $600 to cover my expenses until pay period ends but don't want to sell any investments because I know I'll make money back with them. What should I do? :'(

>> No.2569321

sell thief.

>> No.2569325

>>2569310
Buy CFI, it's about to moon

>> No.2569334

Kys. Hodl for eternity.

>> No.2569336
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2569336

You can get $600 in just a few hours by selling your boipucci. Easy money.

>> No.2569361

>>2569336
damn, it's profitable to be a whore

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>>2569336
I wish that someone could create a service like AirBnB but for selling one's own boipucci in a safe and well-monitored setting.

I'm 100% heterosexual, but I wouldn't mind getting fucked up the ass voluntarily if I could make that much money on one day. It's the risk of getting murdered or fucked without a condom by a GRIDS-ridden faggot that makes me stay away from gay4pay.

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2569382

I'm just going to sell another $600 worth guys and hold $900 in there...

i'm very sad right now :(

I was hoping he'd ask for the money in a few months, not this soon..

>> No.2569452

>>2569382
Not your money you theiving faggot. You might as well be stealing out of the cash drawer at Tendie Hut Jr.

>> No.2569473

>>2569382
Just explain to him that you are putting all of his hard earned money that he trusted you with on cartoon coins on the internet and I'm sure he will let you hold onto it for a while longer.

>> No.2569483

>>2569452
the 1300+ left over IS my money but i already covered my uncles money. He got his but out of the rest i'm short close to 600 prob about 550 really to cover my living expenses until i get paid.

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2570089

>>2569310
>I'm not a degenerate thief
>proceed to steal
Give it back Jamal, if you could have that money in 2 weeks why not save it yourself
didn't read the rest

>> No.2570109

>>2570089
>paycheck*

>> No.2570130

>>2569310
Tell him exactly this:

I invested all your muneyz into chinese boiling dog (ANS) monopoly funny-money.

>> No.2570164

Never in my life have i seen something so pathetic here. Family member trusts you with HIS money and now you are wondering if you should steal it or not

Kill yourself

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>>2569310
Give him his fucking money, you jew cunt.