/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25692025]

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,

Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

Link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, they cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 link, that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling.

[Anonymous No.25692077]

>15.50
keeps dumping in the biggest bullrun ever. Great hold.

[Anonymous No.25692099]

>>25692025
Congrats this is an instant classic

[Anonymous No.25692128]

>>25692025
Anyone else started involuntarily death rattling? When i try to speak to people or even just sitting around i make these hoarse, weak breathing sounds. My skin has begun to fall off, i can feel it, it's not attached to anything beneath and it'll never go back if i pull it too hard. I'm getting tinnitus all the time and i can barely see, like black spots and bright lights flashing. Doesn't really matter as there's nothing i want to see. I'm just so fucking tired i feel like i could sleep and never wake up, i want that and i'm too tired to hide it anymore. This ugly skin just keeps moving around, i'm afraid it could pull on the nerves and break them, that could never be fixed if it did happen, just another thing permanently broken. My skull's getting soft too, rub it too hard and it'll crack. Fall and it'll definitely break. Holding link has been the worst choice i ever made, i'm embarrassed and i'm ashamed.

[Anonymous No.25692138]

>>25692099
New fag, this is stale pasta

[Anonymous No.25693057]

>>25692025
first they held chainlink and they lost 90% of their gains vs BTC/ETH

to them I said, you had four (4) years

Next they seethed