/smg/ - SoFi Edition

[Anonymous No.25689579]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/
https://whalewisdom.com/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>>25686363

[Anonymous No.25689593]

first for fuck germans

[Anonymous No.25689607]

>>25689579
Will CLF grow 100% in a month? My plan:
> use 12k CC limit to buy CLF
> sell half of shares in a month for profit
> pay back CC
> keep half of shares for further moon mission
Risk is that if CLF doesn't grow, I'm going to be stuck with interest. Please god don't let CLF be just a meme.

[Anonymous No.25689613]

I'm going to FOMO the rest of my portfolio in to MARA at open

[Anonymous No.25689633]

DONT TAKE PROFITS, THE GOLDEN BULL RUN WILL GO ON FOREVER

[Anonymous No.25689638]

>>25689613
sounds tasty
get those pink wojaks ready

[Anonymous No.25689640]

My account might hit 25k today, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.25689648]

>>25689579
I'm gonna... I'm gonna
FOMO INNNNNNNN
CHAMATH HERE I CUMMMMMM

[тёмa No.25689650]

>>25689593
based

[Anonymous No.25689652]

Ive been out of the game for a few weeks whats a good buy and whats bullshit to stay away from? I want to buuuuuuuy!!

[Anonymous No.25689673]

>>25689652
WOW. I"M HARD

[Anonymous No.25689679]

>>25689652

[Anonymous No.25689682]

ok new thread
what should i do if I have only 50-100$ to spend on stocks every month?
Is it even worth with this relatively low amount of money? Or should i try to save up and spend it all on only one stock? I'm a student and yes I'll get a job once I can

[Anonymous No.25689689]

>>25689579
LOL STOCKS

USD DIES

LOL

>muh teslr

LOL MY 100X

[Anonymous No.25689709]

>>25689652
will you please fuck off with your coomer bait already?

[Anonymous No.25689713]

Gimmie Chinese ETF.

I was looking at MCHI but wanted to ask here if anyone knew of any other better ones.


Just wanting diversification from my current 100 percent US portfolio

[Anonymous No.25689714]

>>25689613

[Anonymous No.25689723]

>>25689652
dymd, odt, they are not memes (not yet)

[Anonymous No.25689730]

>>25689613
been in MARA since the first shill in October.

[Anonymous No.25689737]

>>25689682
>what should i do if I have only 50-100$ to spend on stocks every month?
get a job

[Anonymous No.25689743]

Oilbros where we at?

[Anonymous No.25689754]

>>25689682
yes, it is enough, but buy low risk stuff till capital is large enough, buy at good price and don't do any emotional shit (fomo, fud, bh-sl)

[Anonymous No.25689758]

>>25689682
Start small and use this time to learn. The more money you have in the game the more you stand to make or lose. Its fine if you want to invest small cash just dont expect to be a millionaire in a week. Hang out here and ask questions. Do your due diligence and NEVER FOMO.

[Anonymous No.25689766]

>>25689737
did u even read

[Anonymous No.25689772]

I'M TRYING TO FINANCE MY ROTH IRA BUT STUPID FUCKING FIDELITY IS TAKING 2 FUCKING WEEKS TO LINK MY BANK ACCOUNT. I'M MISSING ALL OF THE RUN UP

FUCK YOU FIDELITY

[Anonymous No.25689773]

>>25689593
>>25687249
LMFAO, put the blog poster on the next weekly vid. Top kek.
Any reason for the lgvw pump yesterday? Did cathie buy even more?

[Anonymous No.25689785]

WOWOWOW
Mitch McConnell has such good timing with his stock investments!! Does his wife Elaine Chao, Trump's appointed Transportation Secretary, also have to report her trades?

[Anonymous No.25689792]

>>25689723
Thanks fren Ill check it out

[Anonymous No.25689795]

just FOMO'd into Tesla at $846

[Anonymous No.25689804]

I unironically just made a sofi account to buy etherium. I know it's an exchange but FUCK it. I'm only gonna hold for a year or so

[Anonymous No.25689807]

Should I sell my nio before nio day????

[Anonymous No.25689808]

>>25689758
pretty much in the same situation as >>25689682, thanks for a post like this, much better than "LMAO WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING STOP BEING POOR LMAO"

[Anonymous No.25689809]

>>25689766
Yes. Get a job

[Anonymous No.25689820]

>>25689682
>>25689758
yes, also this, fucking up early will bring huge value when you'll have some serious dinero, always have a clear plan what to do, if you're not willing to learn, forget it - you will lose it all way down the road (guaranteed)

[Anonymous No.25689821]

Tqqq 2:1 split coming around the 19th

[Anonymous No.25689823]

>>25689579
Pls gib book google drive

[Anonymous No.25689831]

>PLTR is 25.60 in the pre-market and trending up in the last two days in a row
May this blessed stock rise and rise past Demo Day (insert rocket emoji in your asshole here).

[Anonymous No.25689836]

>>25689613
I'm going to as well. Then ill dca on a btc dip.

[Anonymous No.25689837]

I put a bunch of cash into KBE, KRE, and JETS in the summer. The bank SPRDS are doing great lately.
Does /smg/ think the banks are a good bet long-term?
JETS has been lagging... I'm up a good amount still of course but feel there is lots of runway (pun intended) left. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.25689845]

>>25689807
yes it is going to dump just like TSLA on Battery day or whatever they called it

[Anonymous No.25689874]

>>25689823
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

[Anonymous No.25689880]

Is this retarded short squeeze on AMRS going to keep going?

[Anonymous No.25689910]

>>25689795
you do realize they will start selling off once they think enough people have bought?

[Anonymous No.25689926]

>>25689586
>>25689674
there's no evidence QE is deflationary, that idea is debunked here https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPCQ-e0MFGQ

>the money multiplier is a myth
>commercial banks loan out(create credit) and then they add the corresponding reserves to their balance sheet
I'm not sure what you are trying to say
reserves = client deposits - loans

[Anonymous No.25689933]

>>25689831

[Anonymous No.25689947]

>>25689795
>just FOMO'd into Tesla at $846
You're safe mate. This stock is going to the next psychological level, which would be $1000. At that point, there will either be a lot of resistance, or they will shoot past well into the $1100's by a week or so (especially on the news of a cheaper Tesla Y).
Honestly, it's making me consider selling some of my PLTR for some TSLA. Those are pretty much the only two companies I can comfortably afford to dump my life savings into.

[Anonymous No.25689963]

>>25689674
>they bought debt etfs
some say that it's against the law, idk maybe?
they're gonna have to do way more than that to keep up now, perhaps they are willing to go down the path that the BOJ took
>gives money to a big bank and it just goes and buys stocks with it
my understanding is that it ultimately depends on the commercial bank's willingness to create loans, and giving more reserves doesn't influence it

[Anonymous No.25689987]

any PLUG bros?

[Anonymous No.25689991]

>>25689926
>reserves = client deposits - loans
he's saying that a bank loans 10B, takes 100M (or whatever the req) as reserve, not it loans 100M and takes 10M in reserve, big difference

[Anonymous No.25690017]

>>25689593
But we are sending you our best:

Daimler has set up generous severance pay programs as part of a savings program with which the car manufacturer intends to cut around 10,000 jobs.
Business Insider spoke to former Daimler engineers who have received severance payments of around a quarter of a million euros - and are now starting with competitor Tesla.
Experts warn that Daimler is unwittingly cross-subsidizing its competitor Tesla with the large severance payments.

[Anonymous No.25690034]

>>25689987
Mate, I would trade PLUG and make some money from the little hydrogen boom, but I wouldn't hold that for more than a couple years unless demand for hydrogen explodes.

[Anonymous No.25690046]

>>25689963
>my understanding is that it ultimately depends on the commercial bank's willingness to create loans, and giving more reserves doesn't influence it
yeah, but if there aren't any 'creditworthy' applicants, they probably loan as leverage for hedgies and such. I haven't really looked into it, but probably should.

[Anonymous No.25690062]

>>25689926
>I'm not sure what you are trying to say
>reserves = client deposits - loans
https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/-/media/boe/files/quarterly-bulletin/2014/money-creation-in-the-modern-economy.pdf
figure 1&2 shows how banks actually operate
I'm not saying QE is deflationary, but I believe it's just a tool to restore confidence in the market
what really works is cleaning up the balance sheet of the banks

[Anonymous No.25690068]

I'm slowly getting my friends into stocks, but now I can't stop them from buying nothing but penny stocks and the latest bandwagon stocks.

[Anonymous No.25690076]

Sarepta news is pretty bad ;_;
I hope it isn't a big part of the biotech indices

LABU bros?

Sold wayyyyyy too soon

[Anonymous No.25690092]

>>25689991
basically, you have 10M in reserves, you loan out 100M and keep the 10, not loan out 9M and keep 1M, fuck im retarded

[Anonymous No.25690097]

>>25690046
>they probably loan as leverage for hedgies and such
yes, that is probably what is happening right now

[Anonymous No.25690121]

>>25689713
$CHIQ
$CQQQ

[Anonymous No.25690128]

>>25690068
Your friends are natural gamblers, which is why they are attracted to the high risk/ high reward aspect of penny stocks -- this has nothing on you.

[Anonymous No.25690131]

>TSLA $850
fuck me for not having this stonk anymore

[Anonymous No.25690143]

>>25690076
Why do you niggers always fuck with Biotechs?
Every week someone inevitably gets justed by one of their massive dips. Just avoid that shit.

[Anonymous No.25690146]

>>25689991
They loan a fraction of their clients deposit (thus fractional reserve banking)
They're not allowed to just credit a million into your account out of thin air without having say 1.3 million deposited by their clients first if that's what you mean

[Anonymous No.25690152]

>tfw no money to buy mara and its 16% premarket

[Anonymous No.25690179]

How to profit off this Apple & Hyundai EV news???

[Anonymous No.25690199]

>>25690146
yep, but i'm not sure it's true

[Anonymous No.25690215]

>>25689808
I started in March with less than 100$. By September I felt confident enough to start loading up and now am up 300% from October. Take it slow and do not be afraid to lose money. It will happen. You WILL make some bad plays. Just dont freak out. Set goals and limits for yourself and follow them. Getting greedy will cause you to miss out on gains.

[Anonymous No.25690216]

>>25689926
QE is inflationary for financial assets, deflationary for non-financial assets. That seems to be what confuses people who want to use a single word for it.
The trickle down of financial asset pumps is, in turn, reflected in assets that everyone shares (as opposed to stocks, or bonds, or art): real estate, health care, child care, education costs.
So for those who don't benefit from those financial assets, they see rising prices but there is not a corresponding increase in their wages.
QE doesn't fix the problem it tries to solve and has to be amped up with every iteration as a result of it. In theory, the fix is fiscal stimulus from Congress but, as the Fed can unilaterally do what it wants, it pumps "liquidity" into the market much more often and in larger amounts.

[Anonymous No.25690218]

[Anonymous No.25690231]

LGHL

[Anonymous No.25690252]

>>25689395
You should be good.

[Anonymous No.25690272]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I AM GOING TO SELL MY NIO ON OPEN WHAT SHOULD I BUY

[Anonymous No.25690277]

I am, again, going to try to make my options positions at end of day today because it seems illegal for monday to ever not be green.

[Anonymous No.25690293]

I bought MARA and RIOT 1/15 calls yesterday, Immediately felt like and idiot so I bought puts as well, they immediately crash a bit, sell the puts for decent profit. Now I look at the premarket and I know that I am a lucky idiot.

[Anonymous No.25690297]

>>25690215
Sounds similar to me, started in November with £100 just so I could figure it all out, learning what things mean and gauging how I feel when I'm either making or losing money.
Already been stung by getting greedy and by FOMO. It's a learning curve but it's good fun

[Anonymous No.25690310]

So bros. Yesterday kicked out of my job. I was an engineer in a utilities company in Spain. The job was literally filling excel files like a robot. Didn't pay much but it allowed me to live with my parents, so no rent to pay.

I have been investing for the past 4 months and made good money 300% already. Nearly 15.000€ which was a yearly salary for me. Mostly thanks to NIO, PLUG and Bitcoins

I have been thinking of saying fuck the normiesphere and try to make it as a trader. I am like 50% confident I will make it.

Anyone of you guys have any experiences leaving your jobs and making it trading??

I am just so close to saying, fuck wageslaving and live the life with my /smg/bros. I just want my bros opinions.

[Anonymous No.25690317]

>>25690062
Yes, notice the word "aggregate". That's the money multipler in action.
A deposit creates a smaller loan which is a deposit on another bank which is an even smaller loan to somebody else etc. Add up all these moneys and you have M1, which is M0 multiplied by a certain value.

[Anonymous No.25690319]

>>25690277
bought puts

[Anonymous No.25690323]

>soltec at 14

Why didn't I listen to the shill? WHY?

[Anonymous No.25690327]

>>25690218
Or maybe because CRSP has 4 drugs in clinical trials and is valued higher while EDIT has 1 and NTLA hasn't even begun yet.

[Anonymous No.25690334]

reminder to buy the tomboy dip

[Anonymous No.25690354]

Where my HUEHUEchads at?

>Why should I buy Brazilisn Steel?
Obligatory read: https://pastebin.com/7RCHT6tZ

Obligatory listening:
https://youtu.be/71sqkgaUncI


May big BUNDA come to you all today at open.

[Anonymous No.25690360]

>>25690092
No, it's the opposite. You have 10M in reserves after you loan 90M from a total of 100M deposited by your customers.
It's not that you're loaning 90M out of a 10M drposit.

[Anonymous No.25690363]

>>25690143
posted too soon, I'm only bothered because the drug would've legit been a really good thing for patients

LABU should pump under Biden, especially leading up to the JPM healthcare conference, right?

>>25690334
w-what dippppppppp?????

[Anonymous No.25690374]

>>25690327

[Anonymous No.25690404]

>>25690310
Dangerous but if you fail, you can always go back to waging. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.25690419]

>>25690310
I left my job in November (a job-for-life kinda deal) but I was already in 7 figures then. I've never been happier since leaving.

Should I retire in Spain anon? And what part do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.25690432]

>>25690017
Good, fuck german cars. All Frauds.

[Anonymous No.25690450]

>>25690310
get another job and use that income to invest. it's a lot easier that way. during the next bear you'll realize it's a lot harder to find easy wins and businesses will have less appetite for hiring, which may limit your life options.

[Anonymous No.25690455]

>>25690216
Never heard of the Fed buying real estate. But even if they did, imagine they print 1000 bucks and give it to each citizen. Most people will buy non financial assets, yet the increase in M0 is inherently inflationary in pretty much all cases.

[Anonymous No.25690469]

>>25690317
>https://positivemoney.org/2014/03/bank-england-dismisses-money-multiplier-theory/
deposits do not limit the amount of loans(credit) that the banks create

also check out
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te8LIMfrkyk
a great presentation that has everything you need to know

[Anonymous No.25690500]

>most amazing bullrun ever
>should I quit my job
>implying there will never be a bearmarket ever again
>this is smg

[Anonymous No.25690502]

>>25690131
Just get in bro, its going to 2-3x still.

[Anonymous No.25690510]

>>25689987
Imagine being not a plugger

[Anonymous No.25690525]

Why is mara at 26 USD. Are people insane? Let me buy it for normal price goddamit.

[Anonymous No.25690599]

>>25690525
Just sell puts. The premiums are insane. If you get assigned congrats you bought some for cheap.

[Anonymous No.25690615]

>>25690068
They'll fit in great here.
t. UUUU, SNDL, AVGR, etc

[Anonymous No.25690626]

>>25690334
What dip? They're at ATH. And have been for a while.

[Anonymous No.25690643]

>>25689579
MARA BROS

[Anonymous No.25690654]

>>25690469
>deposits do not limit the amount of loans(credit) that the banks create
That's just factually false. The people you are promoting make theories that are valid given their premises, but their premises are simply not true. Show me some official document that says they can do that. What would they even be crediting the account against in their double entry bookkeeping system?
I'll watch your video, but you watch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPCQ-e0MFGQ

[Anonymous No.25690671]

All I want is CLF to hit 40.. My wife surprised me in the shower this morning..

[Anonymous No.25690678]

>>25690469
Is Werner legit or just propagandist?
I watch the BOJ doc but he's basically the only "expert" they had

[Anonymous No.25690688]

>>25690310
if swinger, you got lucky, if daytrader then congrats, waging and trading on the side is the way to go, you can always come back to trading if wagie life gets too unbearable but not the other way around - nobody will hire a multi-year neet
>>25690360
that sounds logical, but i still have a feeling it's the other way, will do research on weekend

[Anonymous No.25690703]

GTE BROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHY DID I ONLY BUY 120,000 SHARES

[Anonymous No.25690711]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25690731]

>>25689607
no retard, find a new credit card with 0% interest or low cash advance interest. some intro rates are 3% apr which is nothing.

[Anonymous No.25690733]

>>25690671
More

[Anonymous No.25690736]

>>25690688
>nobody will hire a multi-year neet
fuck it I guess I should go on SS
give up on ever being a capable person or having anything worthwhile hehehe yea?

[Anonymous No.25690781]

>>25690736
just learn a skill - chef, coding, building etc, people won't care about your cv if you got skills

[Anonymous No.25690810]

>>25690731
Well I'll try (I hate being retarded), thanks fren. I just hope I don't miss the train.

[Anonymous No.25690816]

>>25690671
CLF

[Anonymous No.25690828]

>>25690404
I'm still 26 I think I can take the risks

>>25690419
I'm so happy for you bro. Yeah it would be a nobrainer if my net worth was 6 figures, but right now in stocks, bitcoin and the bank, my liquidity is 25.000 so still a bit nervous about doing it.

And yeah there are lots of retired somewhat rich foreigners here. I'm from Andalusia (south of Spain). There are some parts in Malaga/Marbella/Costa del Sol, where I feel like I'm in Sweden or England, because they are all foreigners. They all look superhappy. There are even special shops that bring the food brands from Sweden/England/... , so you don't miss your countries food.
Then there is Ibiza and Mallorca, they are much more expensive, since they are small islands. That is mostly for the ultrarich, like football players.

I would choose somewhere in Costa del Sol, just because you can do so many more things if you are not on an island.

>>25690688
Yeah maybe Ill spend my free time trying to create a start up or whatever. So if everything fails I'll just go, oh yeah I tried making my own bussiness and it didn't go very well.

[Anonymous No.25690858]

>>25690703
Thanks for shilling that earlier this week. I love free money!

[Anonymous No.25690877]

>humidifier on full blast
>still have sore nostrils and dry boogers
buying IWM puts

[Anonymous No.25690888]

>>25690654
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1057521914001070
Richard Werner empirically proved that commercial banks indeed do create money out of thin air, not from deposits
>>25690678
I think he's legit
fun fact is that he was discriminated by his university for being white and christian, I wonder who was behind it

[Anonymous No.25690896]

>>25690469
To add to what I said, I think the money creation paper simply dismisses the money multiplier as the main policy tool of the central bank to control the money supply. The part about the deposits is kinda confusing, but I think it's going at it from a macro perspective and saying that the deposits are not strictly what is lended out because the money in those deposits is still available to be withdrawn by the clients, which technically means the loans are money which is created and only in aggregate is lended deposits from clients.

[Anonymous No.25690898]

>>25690828
Costa del Sol is pretty nice, Spain is the Cali of EU.

[Anonymous No.25690915]

>>25690877
Think it is retardedly overbought? I heard an anon say that a week ago

[Anonymous No.25690921]

>>25690310
No, idiota.

You're in the biggest bull market of the century, everyone is turning a profit. You don't really know how to trade and you're going to get fucked if you try to do it during a bear market, you'll probably also get fucked if you try during a regular market.

[Anonymous No.25690935]

>>25690888
They do create it, they just are not allowed to create more than the deposits - reserve requirement

[Anonymous No.25690936]

Don't know where else to ask this:
If I buy a European style option, what's the difference between selling the same contract before expiry and exercising an American style option early? Is it just the margin requirements?

[Anonymous No.25690949]

if today is green im gonna be sick to my fucking stomach

[Anonymous No.25690953]

is it retarded to sell all my PLTR to dump into MARA?

[Anonymous No.25690976]

>>25690953
If you did that some days ago, sure. Now? Uff.

[Anonymous No.25690982]

>>25690915
by every metric yes, probably going higher regardless

[Anonymous No.25691020]

>>25689579
I got into FTFT at 2.72. I expected it to consolidate but it just keeps climbing. My weak heart cant take it. I want to sell so bad at open.

[Anonymous No.25691028]

>>25690936
Yeah, the difference is the margin. For sellers, they have to hold enough liquidity for being exercised.

[Anonymous No.25691035]

>>25690953
Blockchain is here to stay bruh. Just dca into it. 50$/mth will be good and make us millionaires

[Anonymous No.25691057]

>>25690888
>According to the fractional reserve theory of banking, individual banks are mere financial intermediaries that cannot create money, but collectively they end up creating money through systemic interaction.
It already starts out wrong. In mainstream fractional reserve banking theory a single commercial bank does create a money amount equal to about 80% of its deposits. Whether it's "out of thin air" or not is arguable.
The systemic effect is that the created money creates even more money when deposited in other banks.

[тёмa No.25691062]

I just finished my final interview for a job.

I don't plan on getting hired. I just want offers to boost my self-confidence. I do interviews to see which companies have the hottest HR chicks.

[Anonymous No.25691063]

Will we see some gains today, UUUUbros?

[Anonymous No.25691087]

>>25691063
Please remember to pump BSK too, don't leave me alone there

[Anonymous No.25691089]

>>25690703
Thank you for shilling this earlier this week DEFINITELYNONINSIDER anon

[Anonymous No.25691093]

>>25690877
Boil a pot of water, then put it in front of a fan. Do that twice today and you should be good.

[Anonymous No.25691100]

>>25690828
Yeah in that case I would work on building more wealth before quitting the job market entirely. The reason I say this is because I feel like it's very difficult to go back to being a wagie once you've experienced non-wagie life (let alone getting hired with gaps in unemployment).

Thanks for the tips anon, I'll keep them saved in my notes. I've only been to Mallorca a few times and very briefly once Madrid. I loved the locals in both places but hated the trashy tourists from the UK and Sweden.

[Anonymous No.25691109]

RIOT and MARA premarket looks strong

[Anonymous No.25691116]

are any of these buys for-sure bad ideas? pic related. thanks!! putting about $8k in there across them all except Disney

[Anonymous No.25691125]

TSLA bros WTF why is huge short guy saying those things???

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/big-short-michael-burry-predicts-tesla-stock-price-housing-bubble-2021-1-1029943006

[Anonymous No.25691126]

>>25690500
At this point im going to sell everything now and wait for another correction

[Anonymous No.25691128]

>>25691100
gaps in employment*

[Anonymous No.25691130]

>>25691063
Yes.

[Anonymous No.25691143]

>>25691125
Oh phew thats a relieve. To Trillions and beyond!

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/chamath-palihapitiya-tesla-stock-price-target-elon-musk-net-worth-2021-1-1029941932

[Anonymous No.25691192]

I'M GONNA MARATHOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.25691201]

>>25689638
>>25689714
>>25689730
>>25689836
i'm literally getting priced out of MARA pre-market

[Anonymous No.25691205]

>>25691143
ya its about this time when you start seeing crazy shit like this that makes me think we are at the top

[Anonymous No.25691225]

CLF has cracked 18 pre-market. Yes, I'm in the green! (Bought at 17.9551)

[Anonymous No.25691241]

>>25690877
Stupid millennials

[Anonymous No.25691245]

SNDL 1$ EOD

[Anonymous No.25691254]

ARK CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.25691260]

>>25691225
Feels good breh

[Anonymous No.25691272]

>>25691028
Great, thanks for the reply.

[Anonymous No.25691283]

>>25691205
1%'ers are pumping so that they can dump in time for tax season and scoop up cheapies in february/march

[Anonymous No.25691307]

>>25691201
Almost bought in on yesterday afternoon's btc dip. Hlod me bros...

[Anonymous No.25691314]

>>25689607
You be best off opening a new card with 12months+ of 0% APR so you don’t off yourself if your positions don’t benefit you in a month before your statement is due and you get charged interest.

[Anonymous No.25691367]

>>25691201
SELL PUTS

[Anonymous No.25691369]

>>25691283
aye, i am selling today, good luck anons

[Anonymous No.25691375]

>>25691314
I just checked and no such thing in my country. I hate being eurocuck

[Anonymous No.25691387]

Fag who knows nothing of investing here.
Did I miss the biggest investing opportunity because of COVID or do I still have some time to learn and invest?
Or is it too late and now it's all normal game?

[Anonymous No.25691392]

>>25691062
Why don't you score ladies instead?

[Anonymous No.25691398]

>>25691369
WAIT! I'M TAKING PROFIUTS FIRST

[Anonymous No.25691432]

Mfw sold arkk calls for 130 strike gonna have to sell 100 shares today at $1200 unrealized gains minimum. Feels bad bros

[Anonymous No.25691440]

>>25691392
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.25691444]

>>25691367
I CAN'T NONE OF MY SHITTY BONG BROKERS HAVE OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.25691456]

>>25691387
Yep it's too late now and it's impossible to make money from stonks ever again

[Anonymous No.25691467]

>>25691387
Yeah dude sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but there will never ever be any more investing opportunities in any of the world's stock markets.

[Anonymous No.25691485]

>>25691387
Just invest now, the longer you wait the more you regret not starting earlier. I started in November and I am already 60% up but I am expecting a big correction as everything has gone up.

[Anonymous No.25691487]

>>25691387
Ofc you have time. Or are you dying of cancer anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.25691489]

Reasons for the silver dip? I thought JPM dropped their short position

[Anonymous No.25691491]

>>25689613
Nigga you had like 2 months

[Anonymous No.25691495]

CLSK. I'm priced out now. Wtf

[Anonymous No.25691507]

>>25691487
We all dying sometime fren

[Anonymous No.25691508]

>>25691444
hahaha stay poor.

[Anonymous No.25691539]

>>25691444
Make an IB account brainlet.

[Anonymous No.25691545]

>>25691100
Thanks bro. I still have to think a little bit more about my future.

>>25690921
>Biggest bull market
>Nasdaq looks like this, even in log scale

[Anonymous No.25691557]

fellas who else is mooning AVGR for the next two weeks? already up 32% pre-market

[Anonymous No.25691558]

Okay theta gang how do i make money selling options?

[Anonymous No.25691566]

bought CLSK at 15, sold at 18 BASED

[Anonymous No.25691573]

LAC GANG

[Anonymous No.25691575]

>>25691507
> he hasn't signed a blood oath to sudoku if they don't make it by the time they're 30
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25691602]

>>25689607
You're an idiot. Buying shares on a CC. YOURE NOT EVEN BUYING OPTIONS??

[Anonymous No.25691610]

>>25691557
Here!

[Anonymous No.25691612]

>>25691573
So much for muh environment kek

[Anonymous No.25691613]

>>25691558
Find a stock you are bullish on with high IV. Sell ATM puts. This way you have conviction to hold during red days.

[Anonymous No.25691616]

I want to invest in alternative energy and weed. Recommendations?

[Anonymous No.25691631]

>>25691539
I'm too poor for IBKR they want a £10k deposit to open an account

[Anonymous No.25691636]

HEY FTFT SHILL............................. JUST WANTED A QUICK CHAT FTFT SHILL................... I LOVE YOU FTFT SHILL............................. COME OUT FTFT SHILL.............. JUST WANNA THANK YOU REAL QUICK FTFT SHILL................... COME ON................

[Anonymous No.25691637]

>>25691387
We're full

[Anonymous No.25691644]

>>25691489
Everyone’s piling into risk assets to ride the current wave.
Either buy more and stack
Or ignore completely
It’s now officially a production metal
Retail will figure that out to late....
(Solar panels need silver hippie)

[Anonymous No.25691651]

>>25691575
>you must be 30+ to browse here

[Anonymous No.25691659]

>>25691631
afaik they don't have a min. deposit anymore

[Anonymous No.25691673]

>>25691613
It says i need cash to sell puts wtf?

[Anonymous No.25691685]

>>25691644
Bill Foley looks like that?!

[Anonymous No.25691689]

What is our UUUU price target before we sell?

[Anonymous No.25691701]

>>25691673
Get a job then

[Anonymous No.25691703]

>>25691659
isn't that just for burgers? the uk website still says min 10k USD or am I being retarded?
https://www.interactivebrokers.co.uk/en/index.php?f=38144&p=requiredminimums

[Anonymous No.25691717]

>>25691689
double or bust

[Anonymous No.25691730]

thank you AVGR bro, wherever you are

[Anonymous No.25691732]

I wonder if the march to seven figures is going to be as quick as the march to six. Feels good guys.

[Anonymous No.25691735]

>>25691616
Air Products
https://blog.topsoe.com/worlds-largest-green-hydrogen-project-will-use-haldor-topsoe-ammonia-technology
They're producing the largest green hydrogen plant in the world. They're also investing in the infrastructure to deliver the end product out to the customers with a focus on delivering to the hydrogen vehicles.

[Anonymous No.25691742]

I am glad I bought more MARA calls during that dip yesterday

[Anonymous No.25691750]

>>25691685

[Anonymous No.25691787]

Daily reminder that UAVS is here to stay and an Amazon acquisition is on the horizon

[Anonymous No.25691813]

Is 4chan down?

[Anonymous No.25691814]

>>25691735
FUCK YOU I USED TO WORK THERE FUCK AIR PROBLEMS & COMICALS

[Anonymous No.25691839]

>>25691742
Well done, anon. How do you figure when it's a btc dip vs. a big correction?

[Anonymous No.25691843]

>>25691703
When I opened mine there was no such requirement, but I opened it on the US website. Try it... worst case they just deny your account.

[Anonymous No.25691845]

anyone else all in on BABA and TCEHY? betting on China now that drumpf is finished

[Anonymous No.25691846]

>>25691636
I’m here bro we’re flying

[Anonymous No.25691848]

Who can feed TWO BILLION additional Neger in the next 2-3 decades? Protip: Neger can't, but BAYER can. The stock is at a 10 year low due to Burger lawsuits that will be resolved soon.
Kaufen BAYER, viele Profit!

[Anonymous No.25691852]

>>25690450
>>25690921

fuck these retards

[Anonymous No.25691856]

>>25691813
it's up, i checked

[Anonymous No.25691858]

>>25691845
Why not Xiaomi?

[Anonymous No.25691880]

>>25691689
All in UUUU, my good sir.

[Anonymous No.25691881]

Today is finally the day I short Tesla

[Anonymous No.25691885]

>>25691848
But I don't want two billion niggers to be fed.

[Anonymous No.25691891]

>>25689579
>just learned Realty Income owns business real estates for giant companies like walmart

So is it safe for me to buy in? I was paranoid because I'm worried about a housing crash, but a housing crash wouldn't affect O, right?

[Anonymous No.25691895]

>>25691703
It is 20$ per month minimum spending on comissions, over 100k$ there is no fee anymore. It means if you spend $20+ on comissions there is no fee but they will always charge the difference up to $20 monthly.

[Anonymous No.25691902]

>>25691856
I'm getting SSL handshake error on the main page.

[Anonymous No.25691911]

Can you imagine it if some Trump supporters crashed the inauguration.. Holy fuck. That's never happened before (I don't think)

[Anonymous No.25691924]

>>25691846
I was NOT expecting such a big jump this morning. I can't sell today since I'm a cash account Chad and sold a bunch of boomer VOO for it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.25691927]

How much ALPP do you have or do you want to stay poor?

[Anonymous No.25691929]

>>25691845
Unironically though if he pulls a Nixon and steps down under immense pressure right before he gets axed (you can’t fire me, I quit!!!)
PENCE PUNISHMENT may be in store for investors in China

[Anonymous No.25691930]

>>25691881
but we are rallying to 1000

[Anonymous No.25691934]

>>25689874
Danke

[Anonymous No.25691938]

>>25691845
>BABA
Why not buy literally any chinky stock other than the one which has its CEO captured in a CCP rapedungeon, getting buttfucked by Xi personally? Why not Xiaomi, or NIO, or even fucking ((Luck))in Coffee? Anything other than BABA.

[Anonymous No.25691945]

I only respect tomboys, bros.

[Anonymous No.25691951]

>elon is now the richest man in the world
>TSLA still makes no money

explain this to me like i was 5, because i don't fucking get it.

[Anonymous No.25691952]

>>25691839
There is always dips at rounded numbers. 10k, 20k, 30k, etc. Also chinks fear the number 4 for whatever reason, so it seemed like a good idea. Dips don't even last for 1 hour anymore, everything is immediately bought up. Definitely gonna buy some more calls before close.

[Anonymous No.25691960]

>>25691911
why do you think they're trying to make it all online, even tho that just continues the whole 'this is all illegitimate'

[Anonymous No.25691963]

>>25691545
If I can provide some perspective, the job is meaningless. How are the people you work with? Are they ok? Then stay. If they’re assholes, making your life miserable, well, find another job first before quitting.

[Anonymous No.25691964]

>>25691902
same here actually, thought you were goofin

[Anonymous No.25691974]

>>25691858
don't own any but i did buy one of their dashcams to protect my used civic

[Anonymous No.25691976]

>>25691701
Fuck my boi pucci uwu daddymooo

[Anonymous No.25691978]

>>25691930
pltr will hit $1k before tsla

[Anonymous No.25691979]

>>25691951
stonks

[Anonymous No.25691990]

You're telling me there is a mathematical way to evaluate if a company is under or overvalued? Why don't people just buy undervalued companies then?

[Anonymous No.25691991]

>>25691978
So, both never?

[Anonymous No.25691998]

>tried to day trade FTFT yesterday afterhours for a quick +1-5%
>fail miserably, momentum dies, sell for 10% loss at $5.23
>wake up this morning it is now at $8.00+
fuck me in my asshole, I am a failure

[Anonymous No.25692000]

>>25691951
TSLA isn't even a company. Its just something you buy deep OTM calls on and make bank. Who fucking cares about """"financials""""

[Anonymous No.25692005]

>>25691990
Smart ones do. It is called P/E ratio. Read about it.

[Anonymous No.25692011]

I have 150k of cash freed up and I dont know what to buy

can someone with an anime booba image please tell me where to put my money

thanks

[Anonymous No.25692023]

>>25691885
It will happen no matter what you want, you might as well take profit. I am balls deep in a globohomo destruction of the West portfolio and I'm significantly outperforming the Ass and Pee. 10 more years and I can buy a nice cabin in the woods and leave all this shit behind.

[Anonymous No.25692038]

if i quit my job can i still collect unemploymnt for my prevoius benefits? it didnt run out yet

[Anonymous No.25692049]

>>25691843
>>25691895
honestly I have to balance it with sticking to trading in my less exciting but tax free bong account

[Anonymous No.25692059]

>>25692011
Allin in UUUU

[Anonymous No.25692064]

>>25689593
did you buy WDI yesterday or something?:D:D:D:D

[Anonymous No.25692070]

>>25691846
>>25691924
FTFT has allowed a poor fag like me to join the four digit club. Thank you

[Anonymous No.25692075]

>>25692011
MARA

[Anonymous No.25692076]

>>25691998
>selling at a loss

see this is where you went wrong

[Anonymous No.25692079]

because of covid reasons of course

[Anonymous No.25692086]

>>25691730
Exactly

[Anonymous No.25692094]

>>25692005
only retards use p/e. it's the best way to buy into value traps.

[Anonymous No.25692096]

>>25692075
interesting

[Anonymous No.25692100]

I literally bought the top of MARA and RIOT

More time left to pump huh?

[Anonymous No.25692105]

>>25692076
Not him but isn't selling at a loss sometimes better? You can make other profi in that time rather than waiting until people bought all of your bags.

[Anonymous No.25692115]

Do we sell MARA today or wait for next week?
What if BTC crashes over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.25692119]

>>25692005
>Read about it.

Can't you just tell me about it, then tell me the most undervalued company, then tell me if I should buy it?

[Fatty No.25692120]

my name is hong
i am a viet cong
let me sing you our song
you bears are fucking dong
wrong so suck my fucking
while i get some more longs

[Anonymous No.25692121]

>>25692000
based. tesla is a share selling company that makes electric cars on the side.

[Anonymous No.25692131]

Did that SNSS fag and Baggie rope? I told them to buy UTHR in March, ahahahahahaaaaaa.

[Anonymous No.25692149]

>>25692100
BTC still above 41K. Just hold brother.

[Anonymous No.25692151]

>>25691951
Reflexivity, unironically.
Positive feedback loop.

[Anonymous No.25692157]

>>25692119
he's selling you the lifestyle of loser bagholding. ignore him.

[Anonymous No.25692169]

>>25691998
as someone who used to day trade let me tell you, it's far more consistent and profitable to swing trade the 1h time frame. pick a good company that you know will keep making new ATH's eventually, and start DCA'ing in below the 200 hour MA near support levels. always go long, never short. buy stock and literally just hold.

im doing this right now with AMD and am already up almost a grand off of 300 shares, and i bought in too early like a retard (started at 95). it's much less stressful too, don't have to look at charts all day, i highly recommend it. you have to keep up to date on your FA though, your thesis HAS to be "this stock will 100% make new ATH's eventually" because then it really doesn't matter where you buy, you will eventually make money if you just wait. after that it's just a matter of trying to get the best prices you can through the noise so you make more when it starts going up again inevitably.

alternatively you can also buy the rumor and sell the news especially on penny stocks. im never greedy, whenever shit pumps i sell i don't "hope it goes higher" or something, has worked quite well for me so far on stuff like GME and OPTI and hopefully BCRX now.

[Anonymous No.25692173]

>mfw newfags FOMO buy

[Anonymous No.25692176]

>>25692115
>he doesn't know about weekend markets

[Johnny Tornado No.25692187]

>>25691387
How old are you and how much money can you invest?

[Anonymous No.25692192]

>>25692070
i'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.25692197]

>>25691929
(I have no idea what pence/trump can accomplish through EO’s, I just don’t want my ADRs to turn to ashes)

[Anonymous No.25692203]

>>25689947
yes. It goes up forever, that's how many works!

[Anonymous No.25692207]

>>25692023
>Ass and Pee
Heh

[Anonymous No.25692217]

>>25692076
9 times out of 10, if a stock has run up +242% in a day, it's going to pop, and when it does pop, it goes down a substantial % (greater than 10%) before finding support

[Anonymous No.25692224]

>>25692173
I've browsed this dogshit website for 15 years and I am increasing my position in BOTY today bigly. The CEO is legitimately buying animu costumes from Alibaba (Buy BABA btw) as we speak.

[Anonymous No.25692230]

>>25692105
no, because you're locking in losses. in day trading it's a necessity for sure but day trading is literally gambling based on probabilities, there's no fundamentals involved in it it's just chance and risk ratios. you also have to deal with all of the tricks MM's will pull on you. it's much easier to just swing trade higher time frames where you don't have to deal with that shit and can wait out any storm as long as the company is solid.

[Anonymous No.25692247]

>>25690731
might as well max out all credit cards now half of america are going to stop paying their CC bills and taxes in mass

>>25690921
>biggest bull market of the century,
thats an interesting way of saying bubble bull trap

[Anonymous No.25692249]

>>25692121
Kek that's unironically true these days.
>>25691881
Dumb. It has nothing in the way to $1,000 now you should be waiting until it's closer.
>>25691978
Nope. PLTR doesn't have hordes of retail investors who know nothing of fundamentals. TSLA will easily hit $1k (again) before it has a hard dump.
This is like saying BTC won't hit $50k. There is nothing in the way.

[Anonymous No.25692253]

>>25690310
>making it as a trader

Oh, the fucking mathematical memes.

[Anonymous No.25692258]

>>25692119
>can't you just hold my hand?
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.25692260]

>>25692217
who told you that? tell me wich youtuber
dumb idiot

[Fatty No.25692293]

If you aren't buying $uuuu what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.25692294]

WKHS Chads, is today the day we finally break past $30 once and for all?

[Anonymous No.25692299]

>>25692096
Just don't buy in all at once, slowly average in or else you might be posting pink wojaks. Look at what happened at around 1:20pm yesterday, it is volatile, but it is going to go higher.

>>25692100
People have been buying "the top" all week. If bitcoin follows the pattern it did last time stimulus dropped, she's gonna continue pumping. I'm buying more calls at close.

[Anonymous No.25692302]

>>25692258
it's either you hold my hand or I live the life of a boring virgin who just lives a miserable minimalist life who puts every penny I can into VOO

[Anonymous No.25692320]

FTFT worth buying? Y or N

[Anonymous No.25692329]

>>25692293
etoro doesnt trade UUUU and many more memestocks... the horror. Also I am trading for 2 weeks, I cant go all meme in. I need some dough to buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.25692338]

>>25692121
I couldn't tell you any other company that could do two 5 billion dollar offerings in a year and still scream off to new ATHs every day.

[Anonymous No.25692343]

Alright i need volunteers to slam this pucci real good. Im talkin wet spaghetti soundin, ass quakin, legs shakin, cum bubble blowin type of slammin. Any takers?

[Anonymous No.25692346]

>>25689607

You are gonna make it son

[Anonymous No.25692349]

is it too late to get into ftft

[Anonymous No.25692350]

Fuck I bought silj leaps and its gonna be a blood bath today I thought yesterday was the dip and all commodities would rally AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25692353]

>>25692320
i aped in yesterday at 4.50 honestly have no idea where its going lmao but im holding for at least today

[Anonymous No.25692355]

>>25692294
I'd be surprised. Both times it hit $30 because of anticipation buildup for NGDV contract award. That won't be any time soon, I'm not really sure what this rally is about, a Biden EV stock pump?

[Anonymous No.25692372]

>>25692260
>who told you that?
personal experience
SPI / CBAT / the other san francisco ticker battery can't remember the name
even today FTFT is going to likely pop on open and go down greater than 10%
After going up several hundred % in a day, it always pulls back, and when it does pull back it's usually greater than 10% more like 20-30%

[Anonymous No.25692379]

How do I short America?

[Anonymous No.25692378]

>>25692329
Lad you should stop using etoro. There's better things to use that aren't Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.25692384]

shill me on AVGR

[Anonymous No.25692387]

1(you) = 1 prayer for our heroes in congress!!!!

[Anonymous No.25692413]

>>25692320
Buy

[Anonymous No.25692416]

>>25692343
Anon i though you swore you wouldn't porta-poopoo-post anymore if your MARA calls printed? They did print, right anon?

[Anonymous No.25692417]

>>25692343
Oh yeah gimme that boipucci

[Anonymous No.25692420]

>>25692320

[Anonymous No.25692432]

>NIO
nice

[Anonymous No.25692435]

>>25692302
>minimalist life who puts every penny I can into VOO
based

[Anonymous No.25692439]

>>25692346
Holy fuck is that you CLF tranny?

[Anonymous No.25692445]

>>25692387
What a staged photo. Lol blatantly obviously

[Anonymous No.25692447]

Leaving this here for the $MVIS bro from last thread. Yeah they got budget approval for military headsets licensing their displays. Google “IVAS headset”. Apple will be releasing their first consumer headset in 12-24 months.

[Fatty No.25692449]

FUCK $BABA its a shit stock. Jack Ma most likely dead. Any gains are a short squeeze or a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.25692462]

>>25692350
Based JPM giving me silver cheapies

[Anonymous No.25692470]

>>25692435
IT'S NOT BASED

IT'S BORING AND I WANT MORE THAN 10% A YEAR. NOW I WANT BITCOIN

[Anonymous No.25692477]

>>25689792
Sauce

[Anonymous No.25692496]

>>25692378
I know, but its just two weeks and it is shitty enough to learn the basics. I mean 101 basics. why I dont into options, because I am not really sure how they work. Why I dont short? because I dont know how and I dont want to burn those 1800 bucks I loaded in it. So I will learn for a bit and get a proper broker. Apps are useless shit anyways. that UI makes me wanna neck self

[Anonymous No.25692498]

>>25692432
Are you selling before nio day?

[Anonymous No.25692501]

>>25692302
Just off yourself now and save time.

[Anonymous No.25692503]

what do

[Anonymous No.25692512]

FIRST for SRAC

[Anonymous No.25692518]

>>25692500
new
>>25692500
new
>>25692500
new

[Anonymous No.25692522]

Guys is GME over? It’s not done anything in ages.

[Anonymous No.25692524]

>>25692384
They make catheters for vascular procedures or some shit, used for all the Boomers and niggers that eat McDonald's every day. Buy and HODL.

[Anonymous No.25692525]

>>25692462
I'm surprised these fucking comex and friends faggots have the capital still to keep this pushed down while literally every other commodity is going up and Bitcoin is mooning so hard. I got way too fucking cocky.

[Anonymous No.25692531]

>>25692498
Ah I already sold at 55 the last time it was at that price, I was holding from 12 so it was sweet. I think I'd sell before NIO day though, atleast half if I still had some

[Anonymous No.25692535]

>>25692477
my sister

[Anonymous No.25692548]

>>25692187
28 and around 4k dollars worth in monopoly money.

[Anonymous No.25692553]

>>25692496
Idk friend I'm a big fan of webull but gl. I think it's as good as you get for a mobile interface with no fees.

[Anonymous No.25692555]

>>25689579
what are the best brokers for eu. And what crypto app is the best ? (coinbase)

[Anonymous No.25692563]

>>25692449
My reason not to trade chinese shit is not just out of moral code, but also because coming from ex-commie country, I tend to know that capitalism and communism dont really work well together. sure, skim some cream from the top, but you dont invest in those cunts

[Anonymous No.25692605]

>>25692445
why are democrats the biggest hypocrites in the history of the world?

[Anonymous No.25692643]

>>25692522
im hoping to get back in at $15

[Anonymous No.25692645]

>>25692553
I mean I will switch and soon. etoro has like 10% of stocks... fucking useless. I just want to make some gains before I pay that 5S withdrawal fee.

besides I at least have some CLSK, MARA, RIOT, SPCE and RUN there, so no reason to leave right now...

[Anonymous No.25692662]

>>25692605
because america is so stupid, they let them be hypocritical and then vote for them

[Anonymous No.25692663]

>>25691951
If you got it, it’s too late. The fact that you need validation already means it’s too late. Stay poor, pleblet

[Anonymous No.25692718]

>>25692379
Never short america. There’s a strong upper middle class that will grow from the dung heap of corrupt left wing liberals and rinos.

[Anonymous No.25692869]

>>25692605
Because you lost