Crypto portfolio hell

[Anonymous No.25685656]

>25
>Shitty job
>All that I have in my life is a couple fucking internet coins.
These are the only way I will ever make it. What the fuck do I do with this to make an actual life for myself?

[Anonymous No.25685672]

Hodl and retire early

[Anonymous No.25685701]

>>25685656
Put 1 BTC into Celsius for 6.2% interest, hold the rest safe in cold storage.

[Anonymous No.25685704]

sell now
go all-in on XRP

[Anonymous No.25685721]

>>25685656
Wait three years

[Anonymous No.25685773]

>>25685656
Wait till eoy. Sell enough to buy rural land and build small dwelling/ portable temp house.

Work on yourself, fitness/health/mental wise to survive the coming years and thrive when coins are worth a few mil

[Anonymous No.25685864]

>>25685672
>>25685721
I’ve been hodling for years, at this point I’d say about 5 years.
>>25685773
Land and a home would be amazing, I would love to have a house and property but fear if I sell any too early and the prices rises more I’ll miss out. Right now I’m a rentfag

[Anonymous No.25685897]

>>25685656
put a portion into tether

[Anonymous No.25685927]

>>25685656
>all i have is 300k
why are you guys like this

[sage goes in all fields No.25685961]

>>25685656
>boo-hoo i only have a third of a mil
fuck off attention whore

[Anonymous No.25685962]

>>25685701
I’ll look into Celsius haven’t seen too much about it so far yet.
>>25685704
Isn’t XRP set to be delisted from most exchanges? How would this be beneficial?
>>25685897
I’d rather choose any other stable coin than tether but I like to keep my money in appreciating assets. I make enough from my shit job to pay my day to day bills.

[Anonymous No.25685973]

>>25685656
>300k at 25
>complain
Seems like some people will ngmi no matter how much money

[Anonymous No.25685974]

>>25685927
I went from 12k to 150k just this year from holding alone. It’s random dude, the jump to six figures is quicker than you think

[Anonymous No.25685989]

>>25685927
>>25685961
Not sure where the fuck you guys live where 300k is “set for the rest of my fucking life” money, but I’d love to know. I’m trying to turn this into something where I don’t have to work another job again.

[Oldfags No.25686022]

>>25685973
Only 2 mil early 20s here.

It fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.25686061]

>>25685962
XRP is underbought because its been delisted. It will come back and you can sell or convert other ways. Its a bargain right now and will double in price at least (should go to 2 dollars people saying 10+ are delusional though).

[Anonymous No.25686074]

>>25685656
Any non-larpers with $200k+ in crypto and willing to sign your wallet with your disc id to verify ownership, join up here: gg/NvHEyGSS
At least read the first channel before dismissing this as a glowie honeypot.

[Anonymous No.25686109]

>>25685656
Cash out once you feel like it's the top or have enough to buy real estate, that's literally it. Live off wagecucks the rest of your life after.

[Anonymous No.25686127]

>>25685989

Parts of the Midwest. It's boring, but cost of living is $10 and a bag of corn.

[Anonymous No.25686134]

>>25685962
This is nbome clown world. Rational thought does not make you money. Listening to the investment fund boomer experts doesn't see your asset at 100x like listening to screaming schizos telling you to buy link years ago. People are memeing their way to millions. Just look at XRP today compared to every other coin. It's literally the Polish phoenix. Drive it into extinction and it will resurrect 3 days later and ascend to heaven.

[Anonymous No.25686161]

we’ll make it anon , 7 figures for you 8 for me this bull run

[Anonymous No.25686175]

>>25685656
sell one bitcoin, which should cover living expenses for up to two years.

[Anonymous No.25686181]

is anyone in on this RFbtc? it's blowing the hell up. i've just doubled my money in less than an hour

[Anonymous No.25686190]

>>25686175
who the fuck in the first world can live for 2 years on 38k

[Anonymous No.25686193]

>>25685656
You're doing well anon and you're young. Just another couple of years.

[Anonymous No.25686199]

>>25685656
can only imagine what that feels like. like warm apple pie. like a breezy sunset. like getting in on a token sale at the right time

[Anonymous No.25686225]

where i live this is 1 million and a half in my currency
but then again my country taxes the fuck out off money so i'd probably only get 50% or so

[Anonymous No.25686242]

>>25685989
You're 25 dude. Most people retire when they're in their 60's and 70's. You're on the way to retiring at half their age, please chill.

[Anonymous No.25686272]

>>25685656
you retards are literally going to lose 70% again.

based

[Anonymous No.25686343]

>>25685974
damn congrats anon
>>25685989
its not set for life money but its still a lot

[Anonymous No.25686556]

>>25686181
I'm worried it might be a pump and dump, I really don't know, so I've just took a majority chunk of it out and moved it into ETH. I'll be kicking myself if this continues to rocket and I just have paper hands. Any insights from anyone on rfBTC?

[Anonymous No.25686708]

>>25686161
What do you hold?

[Anonymous No.25687156]

>>25685656
If you have a quarter million after taxes, and put it into a mutual fund that you do not touch thereafter, theoretically you would be a millionaire in 2 decades time. You are in a position to easily position yourself for an early retirement at the age of 50 Anon.

[Anonymous No.25687215]

>>25685656
Get off this website and never return.
Go out in nature, go hiking.
Reset.
Meditate.
Clean up the mess that is your mind.
Chop wood, carry water.
Die a contented man.

[Anonymous No.25687478]

>>25686708
Eth btc dot nucypher and rose

[Anonymous No.25687528]

>>25685701
>>25685989

You could literally have a $50k/y income through celsius just from the interest on what you have now. Not much but would be enough for me to live comfortably and not work

[Anonymous No.25687947]

>>25686193
>>25686242
>>25687156
>>25687215

Maybe I’m just getting ahead of myself, you all make great points, I just watch it’s all disappear after 2017 and it’s finally coming back so this time I was hoping to make a smart move and not waste it away.

[Anonymous No.25688072]

>>25685701
Don't entrust your coins to this shady pander bullshit.

[Anonymous No.25688099]

>>25685701

NO.

[Anonymous No.25688256]

>>25685672

Hodl fags are banking on the hope that they'll be able to use BTC as an actual currency in a decade, and not just for drugs but real shit like houses and cars
A lot of Anons are going to get raped by the taxman trying to withdraw stupid money in a stupid way

[Anonymous No.25688338]

>>25688256
are you retarded
you only give the taxman your bitcoin money if you are retarded

[Anonymous No.25688384]

>>25686127
a full brown paper sack of corn that has yet to be shucked. you're making me nostalgic anon.

[Anonymous No.25688806]

>>25686022
hahahhahahhahahha
go larp inside ur moms asshole faggot>>25686161

[Anonymous No.25688934]

>>25685656
>25
>$350,000 in internet coins
You ungrateful piece of shit. Here in Serbia I would have to scrub toilets every day for 2 lifetimes to have that much money

[Anonymous No.25689029]

>>25688806
how’s this make you feel anon?

[Anonymous No.25689067]

>>25689029
Not the same anon, but what are you holding I may ask? Well done.

[Anonymous No.25689221]

>>25689067
Not the same anon, but he's holding penis.

[Anonymous No.25689230]

>>25685656
OP all these retards are shilling Celsius (which comes with its own shitcoin, no surprise) and other solutions to earn passive income, I can’t emphasize the risks enough. Don’t put more 25% of your portfolio in these services (rest secured/backed up in cold storage), there’s a non-zero chance you’ll never see them. Your account credentials could get hacked, they could get hacked, internal employees could steal (and claim it was hacked), or their counterparties may do risky trades that cause them to default. If this sounds paranoid, the case for bitcoin and crypto is 0 or 100x, there’s no in-between. In 10 years bitcoin will become native internet currency and you’ll regret handing over your satoshis to these neobankers.

>inb4 but but they’re regulated and the founder is a nice guy

I’ve been around since 2013, the amount of these instances I’ve seen are insane. Just lookup Mt. Gox.

Good luck HODLing, you’re gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.25689265]

>>25685989
Uhhh, keep it in crypto, retard.
That's how.

[Anonymous No.25689304]

>>25688934
Can I hire you to clean my toilet in about a years time?

[Anonymous No.25689360]

>>25685989
East Europe places like Poland and Czechia, that stack will last you quite a while.

[Anonymous No.25689468]

>>25685656
Fuck off to reddit humbbragging piece of shit

[Anonymous No.25689484]

>>25688338
gl buying anything meaningful if you don't go through the banking system - in which case the IRS is waiting to fuck your ass

[Anonymous No.25689509]

>>25689484
sorry not burger

[Anonymous No.25689542]

>>25685701
put 5 BTC in it for fucks sake celsius is one of the best platforms out there but 4chan missed it as they know shit

[Anonymous No.25689557]

>>25685656
>What the fuck do I do with this
weed

[Anonymous No.25689656]

>>25685927
300k net worth (125k in crypto) at 27

people meme about 6-figure hell, but its real - sure, you have some security and can probably retire early, but you still have to work every day like everyone else for the next 1 or 2 decades

[Anonymous No.25689696]

>>25689509
neither am I, but since I live in the first world I have a functioning government

[Anonymous No.25689701]

Buy a house, then you can work part time and stack more sats. Just having a mortgage takes people 25 years to pay. Skip that step and go straight to the good life

[Anonymous No.25689825]

>>25689696
where i live it's easier to bypass government bullshit

[Anonymous No.25689881]

>>25685989
It depends on the country but also on your expectations anon. For example I'm from Eastern Europe but I want to move in Portugal cuz they have zero crypto taxes for now. With 400-500k I could buy for example three or four one room apartments in Lisbon, and rent them for 500-600$ each while I travel around the world and not have to worry about money ever again. But that works cuz I like to travel cheaply and stay on hostels, camping, backpacking, etc. so $2k per month is more than enough for me. Also I don't like Western-ish expensive cities, I'd rather travel in small villages, mountain regions and islands where everything is cheaper and people live simple lives. In order to truly make it $1mill would be enough for me, since that would give me around $3-5k per month, enough to put some money aside for emergencies.

[Anonymous No.25689935]

>>25689825
can't speak for your country and risk tolerance, but I bet the vast majority of people who make it in crypto are first world

I would never fuck with taxes - wouldn't be able to sleep soundly ever again

[Anonymous No.25689960]

i'm 23 with $1700 and a ford fiesta

[Anonymous No.25690083]

>>25689881
if you ever want to live in your country of birth again (and they don't have a dysfunctional government), you absolutely can't leave your country and go pay zero taxes somewhere else + you may have some explaining to do with the banking system in the country you are planning to buy property

he needs like 800k to actually have 500k (mileage may vary depending on country)

[Anonymous No.25690102]

>>25689656
Some people would be more than happy with $2k per month for the rest of their lives, and that's easily attainable with a mid to high six figure net worth.

[Anonymous No.25690133]

Imagine being under 25 and being butthurt you have more monetary assets than 99% of the world lmao
If you have 300k in crypto you have already made it, you might even make it this bullrun sitting on your ass if you are lucky

[Anonymous No.25690213]

>>25690083
Nah, in Portugal you can apply for fiscal residency if you stay at least 6 months in the country, and since they have that double-taxing shit sorted out, I will only pay taxes there. This just means that I will have to pay rent for 6 months until I can legally cash out, but that's just a minor inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.25690234]

>>25690133

Some people aren't happy until they are in the millions, I am legit cashing out everything at 200k and that's me basically done with crypto. I'll leave 0.05 for the future

[Anonymous No.25690241]

>>25685656
Nigger you're a 10x from making it stfu

[Anonymous No.25690281]

>>25685656
I have a real business.
Treat your life as such.
You make small incremental gains and by the time you are 40 you will have made it.
Trying to make it too soon puts people in the poor house and out of business.
Life begins at 40 as they say and it's a serious comment.

[Anonymous No.25690366]

>>25690213
Uh no, you likely get taxed on your assets when you leave your country - there's nothing to double tax because the moment you absolved your tax responsibility in your home country your assets are considered sold at current price and you have to pay taxes

I don't know your specific country's rules but that's how it works here; it's only logical governments everywhere would do something similar

[Anonymous No.25690373]

>OoHoOohohohOo NOooOOooOOOOoo I Only have 3 Million at age 17 pls halp #6figurehell

[Anonymous No.25690393]

>>25689825
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.25690440]

>>25690373
Yeah op is legit a fucking retard, hope he dies and goes to hell.

[Anonymous No.25690481]

>>25685656
You're basically broke.
The whale group I'm in is full of weirdos, NEETs and Superautists.

I could get one to sign on paper and snap his piss bottle collection with it. He's worth like 24MM.

What's fucked is deep down you know I'm not bullshitting. Welcome to crypto boys.

[Anonymous No.25690483]

>>25686190
That’s easy as shit. I do it on 10k comfortably

[Anonymous No.25690529]

>>25685989
hey OP if you're not satisfied with your 3 BTC, you can always send them my way.

[Anonymous No.25690542]

>>25685989
ya I'm in Portugal. At this moment 300k would allow me to buy 2 houses. 1 To live in, one to rent.

Each would run me around 150k.

Renting one would net me about 500-700euros a month.

[Anonymous No.25690546]

>>25690483

I guarantee you don't have a mortgage and kids, so yes. Of course only buying Steam games and mountain Dew doesn't cost you a whole lot

[Anonymous No.25690571]

>>25690481
Would be nice to have rich friends like this and do stupid stuff

[Anonymous No.25690583]

>>25690542
Is that the same in Azores?

[Anonymous No.25690673]

>>25690366
In my country we only get taxed when we cash out in fiat or when we buy things with crypto, so if I don't cash out until I become a fiscal resident it should be ok. I'll talk to some accountants in my country and in Portugal anyway, just to be 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.25690725]

>>25690483
But you live in your mom's basement.

[Anonymous No.25690770]

>>25685989
I think you should just kys and send them to me. Not necessarily in that order.

[Anonymous No.25690814]

>>25685989
It is if you move to the Philippines. You first world faggots piss me off so much. If I knew there was a shortcut, like moving to Southeast Asia so I could begin NOT working or worrying more quickly, I would immediately seize the opportunity

[Anonymous No.25691086]

Somewhat related question, is there a desktop version of Blockfolio or anything equivalent?

I hate the mobile interface

[Anonymous No.25691098]

>>25690814
moving to the third world as a first worlder is an enormous social sacrifice

[Anonymous No.25691160]

>>25690583
hmm €/m2 seems pretty close, but desu most people I know from the islands are kids that come to study in mainland universities. Very few want to go back for good (sure they visit family because it's a BEAUTIFUL PLACE, but to work/live etc, you're better off in the mainland)

[Anonymous No.25691183]

>>25685989
move to Turkey, it gets a bad rep because people here because of autists who never went out of their homes falling for memes and echo chambers. You can live like a king with this amount of money there using the shitty exchange rate of the Turkish Lira right now. Move to Istanbul to more secular areas like Kadikoy, or super liberal cities like Izmir generally, the west coast is good, use the East side only for travel and don't live there. People (especially women) are super nice to foreigners, there's amazing food and did I mention you'll live like a king with that amount of money? Obviously, if you go, don't convert all your money into TL that would be super stupid, only convert the amount you're gonna use that month. Think about it anon. Godspeed, the west is overrated.

[Anonymous No.25691208]

>>25691183
> it gets a bad rep because people here because of autists

**because of autists** like me obviously

[Anonymous No.25691219]

>>25690814
>give up country, family, friends, high overall quality of living, language and just move to some third world shithole dude

by that logic you should take your ass to zimbabwe and live like a king with 10k

[Anonymous No.25691252]

>>25691183
and you can always travel to Europe because it is close enough.

[Anonymous No.25691261]

>>25691219
Can't speak for wherever yo might be, but the US is done. Just collecting my remaining pile of coronabux before taking off.

[Anonymous No.25691286]

>>25691183
my brief exposure to turks online has put me off that country for good

there's something in the water there

[Anonymous No.25691306]

Legit in the same boat as you op just with the caveats I'm all in link and have roughly 60k more. I have to go back to work 3 days from now and I'm really tempted to sell the 60k over my 300 mark to just neet for 2021.

[Anonymous No.25691322]

>>25686061
I can see XLM hitting $10 considering it has half the coin supply of XRP

[Anonymous No.25691328]

>>25691286
>because of autists who never went out of their homes falling for memes and echo chambers
there u go

[Anonymous No.25691494]

>>25691328
reading that seems more like you meant that other people shittalk turks ("echo chamber"), not direct exposure to them

but fair, I could be wrong, never been there specifically - I am super prejudiced toward anything in the south-eastern quadrant of EU

[Anonymous No.25691675]

>>25691494
Secular Turks are pretty based

[Anonymous No.25691841]

>>25685701
Don’t lose your BTC it’s not worth shady platforms

[Anonymous No.25692097]

I'm 12 and only have 5 million in crypto (°□°)︵ ━

[Anonymous No.25692232]

>>25689360
i could retire on 350k usd in czechia

[Anonymous No.25692254]

>>25685656
350k at 25 is a lot dunno where u are from but in most countrys u are way above avg networth

>>25691183
>>25690814
moving to a shithole is not a solution but a shortcut to failure. the philippines are so weak they are overrun by some isis troops. turkey is a dumpsterfire just waiting to explode.

[Anonymous No.25693173]

>19
>25k in crypto
>uni student
>will probably never get real work because socially retardet

fml

[Anonymous No.25693219]

>>25685989
Most of the world really.

[Anonymous No.25693544]

>>25691675
you can't trust Erdoroach, he's a sneaky jew and the reason why turks are getting a bad rep

[Anonymous No.25693565]

>>25686109
This goy gets it

[Anonymous No.25693705]

>>25692232
a jak ty šerife

no you cant retire from 350k here in czechia.
Its enough just for a small apartment in Prague and you will have nothing left. you need atleast 1-2mil to retire here and have a comfy life

[Anonymous No.25693921]

>>25686190
no kids? ez, it's just below median here in west yurop

[Anonymous No.25694071]

>>25685656
26 here and quit to day trade on less

I suspect a larpfolio, going to need further proof

[Anonymous No.25694310]

Why does everyone want to retire at 20? Imagine if something happens to your money or your house burns down. What will you be left with? 40yo with no job experience? Enjoy working in burger king for the rest of your life.

Also, what would you do all day? You won't have that much money to spend on nice stuff, you will always thing about how to conserve your wealth so it lasts until you are old. What is the point in that?

Just cash out with 300k, buy three flats, live in one and rent the other two for comfy side income. Work part-time in a job you like. You will gain experience while still having a lot of free time and a shitload of money.

Otherwise your day wouldnt be productive at all.

[Anonymous No.25694384]

>>25690725
>>25690546
other anon here
if you dont waste money you can live on 10-12k. i pay 200€ healthcare 260 rent 75 for internet, tv, energy 5 mobile, probably around 100-200 for my car food 200-300. i could prob cut food a litte bit and the car is obv non essential. i never worked a day in my life, never received unenploymentretardmoney.
kids obv cost a lot of money but you choose to have them. deal with it.

[Anonymous No.25694518]

>>25692254
Turkey is max comfy, I regret not being able to renew my visa

[Anonymous No.25694565]

>>25685701
you'd be better off trading it for wBTC and pooling. it's not actually btc but at least it's non-custodial.

[Anonymous No.25695071]

>>25694310
>lose money due to xyz
insurance? diversification?

>what would you do
literally an infinite amount of things you can do with just a tiny shred of creativity - I'd just fill my days with things I *want* to do rather than things I *have* to do because of money

[Anonymous No.25695142]

>>25694518
>shithole
>roaches everywhere
>so unstable that they dont renew visa
topkek
spain is nice they just need to learn how to gun down boatniggers before they reach the shore