ITT we summon assblaster

[Anonymous No.25679389]

In these dark times, please bring us your wisdom. For a /biz/ history lesson on the marine origins:
>ASSBLASTER FIRST POST - 11/08/17

>https://yuki.la/biz/4246712

>ASSBLASTER 2 - 12/06/17

>https://yuki.la/biz/4801212

>ASSBLASTER 3 - 12/10/17

>https://yuki.la/biz/4940260

>ASSBLASTER 4 - 12/13/17

>https://yuki.la/biz/5013990

>ASSBLASTER 5 - 01/06/18

>https://yuki.la/biz/5989877

>ASSBLASTER 6 - 01/12/18

>https://yuki.la/biz/6350294

>ASSBLASTER 7 - 01/17/18

>https://yuki.la/biz/6560973

>ASSBLASTER 8 - 02/12/18

>https://yuki.la/biz/7569209

>ASSBLASTER 9 - 02/17/18

>https://yuki.la/biz/7736231

[Anonymous No.25679449]

He already made a prediction - GRT.

[Anonymous No.25679490]

>>25679449
Incorrect. GRT is not part of the tram.

[Anonymous No.25679527]

newfags don’t deserve AB prophecy readings, kys

[Anonymous No.25679603]

Considering I was in b4 AB in crypto and most likely have a higher net worth. Back in the day he only picked up 100K-200K worth of linkies.

Kek, never change /biztards.

[Anonymous No.25679618]

>>25679527
None of us deserved AB.

[Anonymous No.25679624]

>>25679389
Assblaster sold to get ready for the Glitch launch 1/11.

[Anonymous No.25679682]

>>25679603
No one knows who you are and assblaster will be an eternal legend within the chainlink community. Congratulations on your "huge stack" that no one will believe you have and your time alone on 4chan, faggot.

[Anonymous No.25679849]

>>25679389
Assblaster is the reason I have link. The only thing I hope he was wrong about was the suicide stack being maybe "around 10k", I didn't have reliable income as a student to purchase as much as I wanted. 2k king of linklets reporting in, first purchase binance dec 2017

[Anonymous No.25679947]

>>25679618
you’re right. it’s strange looking back to stumbling on /biz/ as a news source for crypto in 2017, coincidentally being here when AB threads were happening. AB is the only reason I’m in LINK, and the only reason I’ll hold, whether that’s to $0 or $1000.

hope to cheers you and him on the yacht one day.

[Anonymous No.25680072]

>>25679389
Just watched the episode where they talk about ass blasting and it gave me a good kek. Come back AB you faggot.

[Anonymous No.25680079]

>>25679947
It’s surreal. I still couldn’t tell you the significance of LINK, but after those threads, I threw as much as I could into it and have not sold a single linky since - and have no intention to even though it’s ballooned into something more than I ever thought. Haven’t ever had the same feeling from any other threads.

[Anonymous No.25680173]

>>25679389
holy shit Assblaster is DAGboi

[Anonymous No.25680313]

>>25679389
hes gone anon

[Anonymous No.25680398]

>>25679947
>hope to cheers you and him on the yacht one day
This is probably a dumb question, but was there a yacht party in 2018 after the last bull run? My portfolio is currently almost at $300,000 and there's still lots of room for it to grow, I wanted to celebrate once I cash it all out

[Anonymous No.25680852]

>>25680313
I refuse to believe he no longer lurks. He said he’d already been on 4chan for years, and this shit is unfortunately for life.

[Anonymous No.25681020]

>>25679449
Oh, he made a prediction alright
But some of you still choose not to get it until it's too late

[Anonymous No.25681233]

Come back fren. We miss your long walls of texts. If not, arigato senpai!!

[Anonymous No.25681450]

WITH THESE DIGITS I SUMMON AB

[Anonymous No.25681939]

>>25681020
Fucking heresy. Don’t put ABs name anywhere near that shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25682050]

>>25681233
Checked

This is a blessed thread, the newfags DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY THEY ARE.

[Anonymous No.25682335]

>>25681020
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.25682347]

>>25679389
>$20 conservative estimate
>will be worth 5% of the crypto mcap
his estimate is way off then
his talk of big players buying otc for nodes is bullish as fuck considering banks can now legally run nodes

[Anonymous No.25682525]

>>25679389
It was an exciting time when these threads popped up. Thanks AB wherever you are, I picked up most of my stack because of your content. That and the memes.

[Anonymous No.25682909]

>>25682335
It is
Check the warosu archives for yourself

[Anonymous No.25683287]

>>25679389

>earliest post in 2017
holy fuck I've been here a long time. Man biz used to fucking rule, the autists that dug up the early link breadcrumbs made us so much fucking money. I miss all the OGs

[Anonymous No.25683601]

>>25683287
Still here, still autistic. Why wouldn't I post information here anymore? The sites demographics have changed so much I don't want the people who would see my posts to make it anymore.

[Anonymous No.25683712]

>>25680079
Agreed, there was a sense of magic to them.

>>25680398
not sure, I don’t think the official one has happened yet.

[Anonymous No.25683735]

I could post one screen cap that would open newfags eyes. And make them realize that all the fud, all of it, is put there to make them sell. Oldfags and iykyk fags would hate me. I am considering.

[Anonymous No.25683987]

>>25683735
Do it anon, AB would have it be. All he wanted was to spread the wealth to as many /biz/raelis as possible.

[Anonymous No.25684035]

>>25679682
kek

[Anonymous No.25684062]

>>25682347
“$20 conservative estimate”
“he’s wrong”
are these the new bizfags? I wouldn’t wanna see them make it either

[Anonymous No.25684079]

Are we ever gaining sats back?

[Anonymous No.25684607]

Wow thanks for these threads.
I wish he would return.

[Anonymous No.25684652]

>>25684607
im right here dude

[Anonymous No.25684765]

>>25684652
You're stinky and I don't like you

[Anonymous No.25684833]

>>25684765
r-really

[Anonymous No.25684919]

>>25684833