Help an idiot get rich

[Anonymous No.25669896]

I'm a Canadian who's always wanted to be rich, but has always feared the stock market because I'm too retarded, I'm done being scared, I wanna be rich like a mofo. Any recommendations? Or stories that lead you guys to wealth? I don't wanna be a wagie my whole life

[Anonymous No.25669956]

U were too afraid to do the stock market and u think u can survive in crypto? Ur prob genetically dispositioned to be a wagie with your fear of uncertainty, but if ur serious about making a change start with getting a decent eth stack

[Anonymous No.25670025]

Put 50% of your take home pay into Vanguard S&P500. Thank me ten years later

[Anonymous No.25670076]

> afraid of volatility in public equities markets
> asks for investment advice from crypto tards, where volatility is 100x

bro just buy stocks you're not built for crypto. ce back when your balls drop

[Anonymous No.25670105]

>>25670025
Put the remaining in crypto

[Anonymous No.25670197]

>i want to get rich fast
>i fear volatile markets
NGMI

[Anonymous No.25671089]

>>25669896
Buy eth on shakepay, good etransfer Canadian exchange. use this link and you'll get 30$ free when you buy 100$ worth. Also signing up via this link, you can shake your phone with the app open and receive free bitcoin once a day, usually about 0.50 to a dollar worth depending on price. shakepay.me/r/PAIA5G1
Try it out anon

[Anonymous No.25671893]

don't buy bitcoin now or you'll get absolutely destroyed in the incoming crash
in the meantime study basic trading and general crypto fundamentals

[Anonymous No.25671932]

also never open any weird link from this board or buy anything shilled here, it's a scam
example:
>>25671089

[Anonymous No.25672509]

>>25671932
C'mon anon. The message is correct however. Don't open shady links, but he can verify for himself that these are real promos (I've taken advantage of them) , and also just used the site mentioned independently.

[Anonymous No.25672872]

>>25669896
Just go all in to Tokamak....they are the only L2 aggregator out there and looking at eth's activity...L2 projects will be pumping very very soon