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>5 HOURS LATER
The absolute state of Canadian coinbase.

>> No.25667745

My sides

>> No.25667756

My sides

>> No.25667785

My sides

>> No.25667798

My sides

>> No.25667799

>>25667612
Shits not even sending me an authentication sms to log in. Geezus I got $2k stellar stuck on that gay site.

>> No.25667825

>being canadian
shiggy diggy

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>>25667612
>out of all the onramps, not using either coinsmart if you want a CEX, bisq if you want a DEX, or wyre if you just don't give a shit and don't mind spending an extra $20 in shitty bootleg imitation USD for what is now less than 1/3 an eth
also fuck being canadian fuck you trudeau pardon mizzyam and my mom you bastard son of fidel castro cringy vapid turbonormie and psychotic powercuck

>> No.25668847

its because instead of using kubernetes they are using "odin"

>> No.25669081

Canadians deserve nothing. Based coinbase.

>> No.25669817

>>25668506
shakepay -> coinmetro/binance -> wallet
leaving coins on a canadian exchange after the quadriga shit is retarded

>> No.25670676

>>25669817
>leaving coins on exchange = retarded
oh, no question


what the fuck is shakepay and why do they want to know my occupation
can i just type in some shit like "chief examinee at the international ligma foundation"

>> No.25671532

>>25667799
checked
have you tried turning it off and then on again?

>> No.25671550

>>25670676
yes

>> No.25671784

>>25667825
Haha enjoy your 40% capital gains tax, nigger

>> No.25672071

>>25669817
Yeah i really need to move my shit to a paper Wallet.

>> No.25672254

Buy from Newton.

Use real Coinbase or Kraken to swing.

Use your own fucking wallet when not doing a swing.

Off ramp Newton or Kraken.

>> No.25673102

>>25667612
I moved money through them today, it does take a while sometimes though.

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25673299

>>25672254
I can vouch for Newton. Bought all my crypto off that exchange and put on cold wallet. If I sell (never selling) it will be on Newton.

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>>25671550
okay so in addition to the ligma shit i told them i was vlad thunderknot, a 120-year-old living at 69420 tesla drive (which is apparently a real fucking place in foothills county, alberta)
i'm not yet verified, so i probably have two days tops to look at the interface before i either get asked to submit hard documents or my brand new account is shitcanned and i get a nasty phone call complete with a reading of my actual credit documents from jean
either way, i'm pretty sure i can't buy crypto on shakepay at the moment
reminds me that coinsmart's verification process wasn't really that different; as far as privacy goes for both of these options, there just is none lol
probably all centralized exchanges are the same, so why use the fucking things
i now appreciate bisq and the likes of wyre even more than i already did, no offense to shakepay or coinsmart; i'm sure both六四天安門事件 do what they're requ天安門大屠殺ired to do and there's 反右派鬥爭 no alternatives

>> No.25673819

>>25673585
why do you play judengamen? I have my coinbase acct up and running

>> No.25673888

>>25673819
don't fucking tell me that you DON'T have to do KYC to use coinbase

>> No.25673958

>>25673585
It's not their fault, the banking kikes in Canada make it hard as possible for crypto exchanges to operate here. It's illegal to not have kyc, if you don't like it leave the country. And I mean that sincerely, this place fucking sucks, I want to leave too