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25642573 No.25642573 [Reply] [Original]

I will murder the CEO of Coinbase and every single one of its employees.
Goodbye, /biz/, this will be my final post.

>> No.25642594

>>25642573
How so friend?

>> No.25642595
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25642595

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

>> No.25642625

>>25642573
Stream it

>> No.25642647

You're a mentalist!

>> No.25642673

don't do it before the ipo so that we can buy puts on it idiot

>> No.25642725
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25642725

>>25642573
BUY HIGHHHHHHHHH
>inhales
SELLLLL LLOWWWWW

>> No.25642744
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>>25642595
My enhancer software seems to confirm.

>> No.25642758

Our hero

>> No.25642805

>>25642573
At least tell us what they did to you before you go. Honestly I've had an excellent experience with coinbase but man, there are some horror stories out there. I hope they shape up and stop messing with people's money.

>> No.25642806

>btfos niggers
>delists xrp (btfos jews)
/ourguy/

>> No.25642857

>>25642805
>excellent experience
>no customer service in existence
>service fees up the ass
>literally sells all of your data
>reports every penny you make to the IRS
are you seriously this stupid or are you just a roastie.

>> No.25642892

>>25642857
what's the best option?

>> No.25642917

>>25642892
Lcx exchange

>> No.25642944
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25642944

>>25642892
Gemini, Kraken, Binance
Use MetaMask as a wallet
Uniswap is also useful

>> No.25642968

>>25642573
I swear this guy makes this look like a second life advertisement

>> No.25643003

get ready for FBI visit soon, i called the police and FBI.