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Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:21:43 2021 No.25612167 [Reply] [Original]

I just tested positive for COVID. How do I profit off of this? I feel fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:27:32 2021 No.25612410 niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:28:03 2021 No.25612439 File: 51 KB, 600x488, df8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25612167 spread the virus fullfill its mission be the gift giver

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:28:34 2021 No.25612459 >>25612167 Make gofundme, leech off of friends and family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:28:54 2021 No.25612476 >>25612439 Day of the pillow. When boomer money goes to millennials and zoomers, market cap goes 10x

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:29:03 2021 No.25612488 >>25612439 KEK bioterrorism is never the answer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:29:59 2021 No.25612526 >>25612488 Based benevolent Hitler dubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:30:56 2021 No.25612568 File: 57 KB, 380x383, Untitled20_20210102025055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25612167 Make more peepees

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:31:08 2021 No.25612585 File: 24 KB, 400x400, 1543543752836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go to Israel and become a super spreader.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:33:08 2021 No.25612662 >>25612585 OY VEY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:49:30 2021 No.25613308 >>25612167 you can empty your 401k without penalty from the IRS because of COVID hardships. You can then pour your retirement into crypto and ride the fucking lightning