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I just tested positive for COVID. How do I profit off of this? I feel fine.
>>25612167spread the virusfullfill its missionbe the gift giver
>>25612167Make gofundme, leech off of friends and family.
>>25612439Day of the pillow. When boomer money goes to millennials and zoomers, market cap goes 10x
>>25612439KEKbioterrorism is never the answer
>>25612488Based benevolent Hitler dubs
>>25612167Make more peepees
Go to Israel and become a super spreader.
>>25612167you can empty your 401k without penalty from the IRS because of COVID hardships.You can then pour your retirement into crypto and ride the fucking lightning