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I just tested positive for COVID. How do I profit off of this? I feel fine.

>> No.25612410

niggers

>> No.25612439
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>>25612167
spread the virus
fullfill its mission
be the gift giver

>> No.25612459

>>25612167
Make gofundme, leech off of friends and family.

>> No.25612476

>>25612439
Day of the pillow.

When boomer money goes to millennials and zoomers, market cap goes 10x

>> No.25612488

>>25612439
KEK
bioterrorism is never the answer

>> No.25612526

>>25612488
Based benevolent Hitler dubs

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>>25612167
Make more peepees

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25612585

Go to Israel and become a super spreader.

>> No.25612662

>>25612585
OY VEY

>> No.25613308

>>25612167

you can empty your 401k without penalty from the IRS because of COVID hardships.

You can then pour your retirement into crypto and ride the fucking lightning

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