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25602122 No.25602122 [Reply] [Original]

dont forget to write a love letter to maisie.

>> No.25602185

>>25602122
That's a man

>> No.25602263

>>25602185
That's a woman created from Adam's Rib

>> No.25602315

>>25602122
i'd normally fuck ten shades of shit out of maisie, but this is a spectacularly bad photo of her, looks terrible

>> No.25602329

Hottest woman on the planet. Not sure if anyone else comes close. Don't believe me. Try looking at non-meme photos.

>> No.25602354
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>>25602122
>be on vacation in bonglandistan
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
"H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you care to join me for dinner?"
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
"YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN-OUT!"
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
"FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE, INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!"
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with its leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stink eye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
"ERE NOW, WAT'S THIS SHYTE? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL ENNUP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS, WUNNOI?!"
>look at the menu
>it's in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
"I WONT PIE 'N MASH DUNNOI. EN PLENNY A LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!"
"I'm sorry, madam, we don–"
"I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! ENNA PINT A LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!"
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
"JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN' WE?"
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

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25602409

>>25602263
dangerously based

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>>25602354
this shit never fails to crack me up

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>>25602354

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>>25602354