too much crypto

[Anonymous No.25553952]

got millions now. how the fuck do i cash out, whats the best legal way to do so? i live in the US

[Anonymous No.25554043]

good luck cashing out buddy!

[Anonymous No.25554127]

>>25553952
Slowly so you don't get taxed to hell. Like 50K a year. Or use it to start a legitimate business and write off business expenses as tax expenses.

[Anonymous No.25554210]

Those gotta be fake butts right? Doesn't fit the frame at all.

[Anonymous No.25554211]

>>25553952
Get a lawyer

[Anonymous No.25554298]

他们是男人!

[Anonymous No.25554299]

Set up a voyager account they won’t directly work with the IRS unlike cuckbase I think they’re mobile only though for now

[Anonymous No.25554308]

>>25553952
You can’t cash out fren

[Anonymous No.25554337]

>>25553952
>nobody told him

[Anonymous No.25554398]

>>25553952
start selling btc to local shop owners from foreign countries. a lot of them want to transfer money to their relatives in 3rd world countries and enjoy exchanging cash for crypto.
at least here in rome, i know a guy who cashes out ~5k€/week sending btc to egypt-bangladesh shop/pizza owners

[Anonymous No.25554406]

>>25554337
i bought back in 2013. how the fuck im supposed to know

[Anonymous No.25554551]

>>25554398
don't forget to gift me with 0.5btc after you find some sandniqqer partner and start enjoying your tax-free money :)

[Anonymous No.25554602]

>>25554406

[Anonymous No.25554661]

>>25553952
Get a CPA

[Anonymous No.25554740]

>>25553952
Sell crypto to friends with discount

[Anonymous No.25554809]

>>25553952
go and live in the British Virgin Islands for one tax year then move back

[Anonymous No.25554823]

>>25553952
Hire a tax professional and a wealth management specialist. Don't take advice from retards on this board. We had a whole thread yesterday about taxes and it was full of full-on-retards who though that you only get taxed if you sell your coin for fiat. That might be how it works in other countries, but that's not how it works with the IRS at all. Listen to this guy, he's dry but he gives a good break down of the very basics of what you need to know and do right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjhDUK9PDio

[Anonymous No.25554858]

>>25554661
any crypto specialized one?

[Anonymous No.25554861]

>>25554210
Meh, their pants are pulled really high up, so it makes their legs and butt seem bigger/longer and the torso shorter. Fake butts are usually more noticeable like carbi b / nicki minaj. But yea meh it could be fake still

[Anonymous No.25555325]

I can do up to 5M USD In Fiat value. I'm in Canada.

[Anonymous No.25555354]

>>25554823
Imagine getting scammed by a tax "professional"

[Anonymous No.25555413]

>>25553952
pay the taxes faggot

[Anonymous No.25555424]

>>25553952
Who apart from retarded niggers find these obese fucking arses to be sexy?

[Anonymous No.25555425]

>>25554299
I've pulled $50k out of Voyager no problem in WA.

[Anonymous No.25555495]

RSI is at ATH. Im not buying here.

[Anonymous No.25555515]

>>25555425
whats voyager?

>>25555354
>>25554823

yeah i know, im pretty hesitant to tell some guy i have a bunch of crypto

[Anonymous No.25555539]

>>25553952
send it to me then i send back to you gift as a friend via paypal easy

[Anonymous No.25555623]

>>25553952
how do you guys cope with the fact that we're holding life savings on a few 12-word poems?

[Anonymous No.25555691]

>>25555354
Nigger-tier take.

>>25555515
Unless you live in a truly fucked up part of the country, nobody is going to come to your house and take your crypto. The tax code is Byzantine with intent. Actual IRS workers are not responsible for knowing all the ins and outs and unless you're a tax pro you're not going to know everything you need to know in order to get the most out of your wealth.

[THE ALBANIAN No.25555695]

Hey bro I just bought 400 xrps last night. Dirt cheap i know but are we gojng to the moon with this one or what ?

[Anonymous No.25555852]

Go to Thailand or somewhere. Pay a couple hundred bucks for a good fake passport. Open an account somewhere else in a tax free country that won't investigate the source. Withdraw directly into that. Then you find a way to launder that cash into your own accounts elsewhere. Art is traditional. Take a shit piece of modern art. Buy it with your dirty money (or once layered dirty money) then sell it to someone else who is also doing the same thing. Entire industry runs off this.

[Anonymous No.25556336]

>>25554858
You need to research them. The main idea of taxes in the USA is FIFO

[Anonymous No.25556368]

BOOTA

[Anonymous No.25556414]

>>25554861
Meh meh meh what an incel his dopamine is so fucked from porn it's not attractive anymore he needs trannies

[Anonymous No.25556459]

>>25555515
>whats voyager
Super lowkey US crypto exchange. I’ve used it to cash out many times no issues

[Anonymous No.25556466]

>>25553952
How do you save pictures on instagram? I've got all these yellow whores with big brappers marked down but instagram won't allow me to save their photos.

[Anonymous No.25556511]

>>25554210
Theyre pretty internet famous
If they are fake than it's plastic surgery but in other pictures you get a beter look and it looks okay to me

[Anonymous No.25556539]

>>25555852
this is like the jokers plot in batman, like wtf
just pay taxes and not have to worry about it

[Anonymous No.25556646]

>>25553952
Do you think their pants touch their anus? Does it leave a poo streak?

[Anonymous No.25556678]

>>25553952
let me get this right, a millionaire, is asking a bunch of retarded shitskined poorfags for financial advice

[Anonymous No.25556702]

>>25553952
They look like wax

[Anonymous No.25556790]

>>25556646
Anon asking the real questions
also I'm fucking tired of THICC women
can't we get normally shaped women instead of this NIGGERISH SHIT

[Anonymous No.25556861]

>>25553952
Buy a stable coin and cash it out for fiat in 9k increments to send to your bank. Only do once each day. If your bank receives over 10k in a day they might flag you. Or you can pay your taxes, and deposit all at once

[Anonymous No.25557563]

so now that were at it, who are these whores

[Anonymous No.25557619]

Through the mob.

[Anonymous No.25557658]

>>25553952
Wow they look like some strange alien speceies.

[Anonymous No.25557676]

>>25556414
wtf, why are you so rude?

[Anonymous No.25557683]

Just buy CLF stock dude

Last time a supercycle happened it went to $120

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

[Anonymous No.25557790]

>>25553952
Imagine the braps! Smells like dim sum!!!

[Anonymous No.25557971]

>>25553952
Move to puerto rico and pay 15% long term gains tax or 5% if you stay for 10 years. You'll still have to pay 23.8% to the US federal government.

[Anonymous No.25558031]

>>25557971
But only on the millions you made while in the US.

[Anonymous No.25558049]

>>25553952
Go to Russia, ask for nationality, then cash out
fag

[Anonymous No.25558071]

>>25554337
CASH. IT. OUT. DUDE.

TONIGHT.

[Anonymous No.25558088]

These are decent asses. You can notice there is no flaccidity and they were worked out with discipline. Would bang and make child.

[Anonymous No.25558125]

>>25557676
why are you such a little bitch

[Anonymous No.25558269]

>>25553952
>millions
Get an accountant.

[Anonymous No.25558376]

>>25554406
bro bad news, cashing out is a meme. nobody every managed to get actually rich off of crypto, as in convert large sums into fiat. you can keep your crypto and fantasize about being rich, but the moment you try to convert it into USD you'll be flagged by "Anti-Money Laundering / Counter Terrorist Financing" algorithms (either on an exchange or in your bank), they'll tell you it's out of their hands ("authorities" are handling it) and you'll never see that money

[Anonymous No.25558427]

>>25555354
you're a retard

[Anonymous No.25558536]

>>25558376
just dont use garbage exchanges like binance and u ok

[Anonymous No.25558647]

how can we even compare to chinese bros they own the world and they own the best asses

[Anonymous No.25558674]

>>25553952
How many XMR to frost these young ladies

[Anonymous No.25558684]

>>25558647
And if you stumble upon a trad too OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25558727]

>>25554211
>mr. esquire, do you take crypto?
no

[Anonymous No.25558735]

>>25558376
lmao just convert to btc and sell it to people in your neighborhood for cash, zero taxes, all profit. a lot of people enjoy btc for black market purposes or money laundry or to sell money to relatives in foreign countries.
i really don't understand how people can find it hard to sell bitcoin, it goes out like coke, with the difference that if you sell coke in your neighborhood you eventually got killed by some gang, if you sell btc the same gang goes to you to buy

[Anonymous No.25558811]

>>25554210
>>25556511
butt is literally the easiest muscle group to work out, why anyone would spend money on faking it is beyond me, especially women who have more than enough time for such things

[Anonymous No.25559006]

>>25558811
>butt is literally the easiest muscle group to work out
wdym, i'm not a /fit/let and squats are ridiculously painful. How do i into steel buns

[Anonymous No.25559126]

>>25558735
Sure pal, OP should go around the neighborhood and ask people if they wanna buy his bitcoins worth millions of dollars, no problem. Let's say a typical person will wanna buy $1000 worth, that's just a few thousands of clients he'll have to find, easy peasy

I'll say that again: it's impossible to actually get RICH from crypto. You can fly under the radar if you keep your crypto "income" slow and steady (same order of magnitude as your salary), otherwise you'll get flagged and either lose your money outright (will just get seized, poof, it's gone - it's magical internet money so you can't really prove anything in court) or they'll go down the formal route of accusing you of tax avoidance and money laundering, you'll agree to keep your mouth shut to avoid prison

[Anonymous No.25559178]

>>25559006
hyperextensions, bridges, deadlifts, and squats (dunno how they're painful, is your form correct?)

[Anonymous No.25559193]

you know what... perhaps a world dominated by china isnt that bad if i get a china waifu

[Anonymous No.25559221]

>>25555424
>he hasn’t heard of heterosexuality
NGMI

[Anonymous No.25559235]

MAJESTIC BUTTHOLAS

[Anonymous No.25559253]

>>25553952
By the time you get to cash out some of that shit , everything in that portfolio will become dust haha

[Anonymous No.25559267]

that settles it, i'm learning chinese starting today