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[Anonymous No.25545552]

I was abducted by aliens in 2003

[Anonymous No.25545587]

>>25545552
did they probe you anon
>>25545555

[Anonymous No.25545603]

>>25545552
did you get the alien d in your pooper

[Anonymous No.25545622]

>>25545552
Picture of probed anus or GTFO

[Anonymous No.25545661]

>>25545552
greys or pleiades?
or third kind?

[Anonymous No.25545812]

>>25545552
What does this have to do with /biz/ OP do go on

[Anonymous No.25545818]

for me it was 2000, they didn't probe me but they did somthing to myhead. to the glownigger cia faggots reading this i want my trip around the galaxys

also fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.25545833]

>>25545552
And let me guess, you hold XRP now?

[Anonymous No.25545874]

>>25545552
This you? >>25543690

[Anonymous No.25545914]

>>25545552
How much did ripple pay the grey aliens to use XRP? Did they shill it?

[Anonymous No.25545924]

>>25545552
How do you prove to yourself that it was real and not a hallucination. Did you find some evidence left in your pocket afterwards?

[Anonymous No.25546063]

>>25545661
I did not see them directly. However, I saw a reflection of my face during the experience, and it itself took on the form of something non human. It did not match the description of either of those.
>>25545924
no, but at a later date myself and another person witnessed a "person" who I believe may have been related to this phenomenon. There is train tunnel I used to explore at night. I went there with a friend one time, and someone wearing dark glasses, a black cap, and black clothes appeared just up ahead of us. He passed us by, and shortly after I looked back and he had disappeared. Not sure if an ayy, a glownigger, or something else, but I have always wondered if it was connected.

[Anonymous No.25546103]

>>25545552
In 2014 I was also abducted by alines, well sort of. They are spacekikes to be exact. They took me to their mothership and showed me around. At the end they wiped out part of my memory and told me to buy XLM in the near future. Then they handed me a bill for 100,000 XLM to be paid by the next encounter.

I bought 300k XLM in 2016 so I'm doing quite well right now, however the thought of having to give half of it to these spacekikes makes me seethe inside. What happens if I don't pay? will they come after me?

[Anonymous No.25546104]

>>25545552
Billy?

[Anonymous No.25546267]

>>25546104
Jason?

[Anonymous No.25546301]

blackpill: most /biz/ posters weren't born in 2003

[Anonymous No.25546313]

>>25545552
Burgers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.25546326]

They got me too, anon. They disguised themselves as my uncle and father and took me to their ship which looked just like my basement and anal probed me. Filled my butt with some strange white gooey substance. I should have gotten it tested.

[Anonymous No.25546366]

>>25546063
describe the experience please. I may be able to help.

[Anonymous No.25546728]

>>25546366
I was sedated and confined to what seemed like a replica of my childhood home, I remember the kitchen and lounge area most specifically. It was a haze though, walking and standing was a struggle. I don't know what the point was. But as I indicated, there was a mirror there, and when I saw my face it looked alien but humanoid - the eyes had very sharp, narrow features to them with steel grey irises, and the nostrils were sort of angular and almost slit like.

[Anonymous No.25546841]

>>25546728
ok but what is the context of how you got into this situation.

[Anonymous No.25547022]

>>25546841
Have you ever been so adrenalised that it feels like time is slowing down? It was like that. I was with my family, out in public, during the day, then it was as if time started slowing down eventuating in a halt. I was aware of this as it happened as if it did not affect me specifically. It was like I was outside of time. Scene missing. Then I end up in the previously described situation.

[Anonymous No.25547069]

>>25546063
you just got knocked out by fucking puff powder lmao

[Anonymous No.25547283]

I was taken around 2010.
On this extremely cold steel table and couldn't move, one of them put it's face right in my face and I could feel like it was routing around in my mind. There was another figure I could see out the corner of my eye but it was very tall and skinny, different to the one looking into my mind.
There was a pinkish or purple glow around the room, kind of like fog.

[Anonymous No.25547468]

[Anonymous No.25548028]

>>25547022
you were out in public with your family and then all of a sudden you were in a replica of your childhood home? how old were you

[Anonymous No.25548269]

>>25547468
yeah I saw a Grey ship when I was young, looked exactly like picrel

>>25547022
so what happened afterwards? How did your family react?

[Anonymous No.25548350]

I never had a UFO or Alien experience but I saw a shadow person in 2011

[Anonymous No.25548372]

You got my interested. Putting life savings into XRP

[Anonymous No.25548426]

ITT: Anon remembers his first nightmare as a kid