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>21, gay, decent looking, like men who are older than me
How do I find men who will pay me for sex sex sex so I can buy more crypto?

>> No.25544646

>>25544623
kys

>> No.25544651

REPENT

>> No.25544658

onlyfans

>> No.25544657

>>25544646
eat my ass sweetie

>> No.25544678

>>25544623
Just because you're gay you don't have to go full degenerate.

>> No.25544698
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25544698

>>25544623
You mean put their wiener in your poop hole? And you actually enjoy that?

>> No.25544703

>>25544678
Being gay is already full degenerate.

>> No.25544755

>>25544698
yes
I also enjoy giving bjs

>> No.25544818

>>25544623
S M H, I'm not telling you to try to prostitute yourself or give you any ideas, but I will share a story that happened to me one dark and stormy night.
I was driving a long haul back after playing in a tournament somewhere. I got knocked out last round out of the money, which meant I was tired and in a bad mood.
I pulled over under a big drawbridge in some other state that wasn't mine. I had no god damned clue where I was.
I pull out some cigarettes because I smoked cigarettes back then.
For some reason I couldn't see my headlights. I thought they were off. So I flashed my high beams to see if they were working. Turned the lights on and off to see if they were working.
"Oh OK, I guess they're working" I thought.
Then this car from across the way comes and drives up to where I am, alone, in this big parking lot under a giant drawbridge.
This fucking dude in a trench coat gets out.
"Hey there big boy" as he walks straight up to my window (Reminder it is around midnight).
"FUCK YOU MAN!" I shout, flicking my cig at him, tossing the car in reverse and barreling out of there.
I see a sociopathic gleeful laugh on this man's face as I speed by him.
I think to myself "fuck man, I'm all for minding my own business, but I think that was some serial killer shit"
So I put local police station into my Tom Tom (that's what we had for GPS back then) and drive up.
I get out of the car.
Local police station is empty.
Totally deserted.
I walk to a weird little kiosk booth there (yeah it was a middle of nowhere rural place and their police station had a kiosk almost like a lemonade stand or a bodega).
Everything is dead silent in all directions. Eerie. Creepy.
I see a picture of the guy who walked up to me there. It says "WANTED"
Before I can see what he's wanted for a black pickup truck rolls up.
HE'S IN THE PICKUP TRUCK!
HE PULLS UP IN FRONT OF ME!
I yell "FUCK OFF, MAN!"
And dart back to my car.
Dude says nothing in return, just stares at me.
(cont)

>> No.25544830

>>25544755
Gross

>> No.25544866

>>25544623
Why have sex with them when you can just join a discord group and sell the mods pictures of your asshole?

>> No.25544869

>>25544818
Are you about to jebait me

>> No.25544898

>>25544755
kys fucking homo

>> No.25544927 [DELETED] 

>>25544818
>>25544623
I think to myself "fuck man, now I am in some shit! I'm in some fucking creepy road movie stalker Duel scenario with a psycho in a black truck!"
I gotta go drive to a city now, where the cops don't leave their fucking rural bodega police station unattended.
I drive to city
I find city cop station.
I go in.
I tell the story.
Cop ladies looks at me like I'm dumb and tells me that the area under the bridge is where male prostitutes hang out, and when I flashed my headlights it accidentally gave them a signal that I wanted to get dicked or something.
Shit.
I'm an idiot.
Now I feel bad.
This fag in this parking lot was probably fallen on hard times and forced to suck dick under the bridge and I freaked him out thinking I was trying to send him to prison for that or something.
I'm a libertarian and I don't give a shit if people under the bridge, you know?
I don't wanna give nobody no hassles.
I just feel bad about the whole thing.
Go back, look for the fag to apologize, let him know I'm not trying to cause him any troubles.
Flash my headlights.
Fag doesn't show.
Too bad.
Sadness.
I drive home.

The moral is, I guess, that if you're gonna hang out under the bridge at midnight, don't flash your high beams or anything.

This was a bad story and didn't even have a good climax, but it's a true story and IDK OPs post reminded me of it for some reason, so don't bother crying about my shitty 2 post epic.

>> No.25544934

>>25544898
have sex

>> No.25544979

>>25544818
>>25544623
I think to myself "fuck man, now I am in some shit! I'm in some fucking creepy road movie stalker Duel scenario with a psycho in a black truck!"
I gotta go drive to a city now, where the cops don't leave their fucking rural bodega police station unattended.
I drive to city
I find city cop station.
I go in.
I tell the story.
Cop ladies looks at me like I'm dumb and tells me that the area under the bridge is where male prostitutes hang out, and when I flashed my headlights it accidentally gave them a signal that I wanted to get dicked or something.
Shit.
I'm an idiot.
Now I feel bad.
This fag in this parking lot was probably fallen on hard times and forced to suck dick under the bridge and I freaked him out thinking I was trying to send him to prison for that or something.
I'm a libertarian and I don't give a shit if people wanna suck dick under the bridge, you know?
I don't wanna give nobody no hassles.
I just feel bad about the whole thing.
Go back, look for the fag to apologize, let him know I'm not trying to cause him any troubles.
Flash my headlights.
Fag doesn't show.
Too bad.
Sadness.
I drive home.

The moral is, I guess, that if you're gonna hang out under the bridge at midnight, don't flash your high beams or anything.

This was a bad story and didn't even have a good climax, but it's a true story and IDK OPs post reminded me of it for some reason, so don't bother crying about my shitty 2 post epic.

>> No.25545021

>>25544979
First part was kinda interesting.

>> No.25545074

>>25544934
get sodomized

>> No.25545100

I just don't get how anyone can be gay
I mean women are just so fucking hot
think about it

>> No.25545109

>>25544623
do you eat ass with your tounge deep in the cavity?