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Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:02:17 2021 No.25477711 [Reply] [Original]

how do i buy bitcoin

>seriously i have no fucking clue and i don’t want to get scammed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:02:53 2021 No.25477733 File: 79 KB, 730x980, wojak-snoo-character-reddit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:02:55 2021 No.25477736 File: 724 KB, 3600x1700, 1609362141041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25477711 google it you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:04:19 2021 No.25477791 >>25477711 call up your bank and ask them automatically convert however much you want into bitcoin. M&T and Charles Schwab do this for free, idk about other banks though they might charge you a fee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:05:56 2021 No.25477842 >>25477711 Cashapp is a great starting point for normies. Educate yourself from that point onward, if people just hand you the answers you will have no idea what to do when it’s fuck time and will get dumped on hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:06:34 2021 No.25477867 >>25477791 >call up your bank >buying crypto from a bank the absolute state of /biz/ at the moment. you seriously need to go back faggot

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:07:15 2021 No.25477892

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:07:56 2021 No.25477928 >>25477711 Digits: coinbase. That's all I'm going to share

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:08:18 2021 No.25477943 >>25477711 You can't, sorry bro it's out of stock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:08:55 2021 No.25477973 >>25477711 Coinbase pro anon. Or try gemini exchange. Learn about wallet and basic stuff before you dive. Hardware wallet is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:09:47 2021 No.25478000 >>25477711 If you have to ask, there is a good chance that your lack of knowledge is protecting you from being screwed. I don’t want to take that way from you by helping you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:10:21 2021 No.25478026 >>25477867 >he pays jewish exchange fees instead of getting an automatic conversion from Charles Schwab not gonna make it fren

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:10:27 2021 No.25478028 File: 330 KB, 750x450, the tether pump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25477711 Why? So that your can have all of the more printing than fiat, but with no regulation and no use in the real world?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:11:34 2021 No.25478076 OH SHIT ITS FUCKING TIME TO SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:11:44 2021 No.25478083 >>25477711 Go to robinhood put 50 on eth and 10 on doge ttyl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:14:55 2021 No.25478223 Believe or not you're the first person to ever ask this question on /biz/ for this reason I'll post a full tutorial in my next comment, just a sec

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:15:42 2021 No.25478259 >>25477711 Too late retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:16:09 2021 No.25478282 File: 38 KB, 1476x704, Screenshot_202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25478076 lol. Normies are sniffing around, but we're not there yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:17:04 2021 No.25478317 >>25478000 Only money illiterate people are buying crypto coins anon, the rest of us are investing in the real world

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:17:41 2021 No.25478348 >>25477711 Similar question, my friend gave me a bitcoin on one of those token thingies from a long time ago. How do I sell it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:19:28 2021 No.25478424 >>25478282 Unironically this. This is a textbook example of occam's razor. Literally once you see normrod sentiment as euphoric, you sell. It could not be any easier

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:19:48 2021 No.25478443 File: 136 KB, 2322x956, 654345669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25478282 this is what it looked like for the last bullrun in january

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:19:58 2021 No.25478446 >>25478282 I agree, but has anyone actually overlaid the btc/usd chart with the google search analytics to see how much the peaks lag?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:20:25 2021 No.25478468 >>25478282 So you’re telling me we’re going to $50k?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:22:38 2021 No.25478569 >>25478468 Go back nobrain scum. Lurk moar and quit wasting our time by posting retarded questions like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:22:46 2021 No.25478574 >>25478468 i took a large dose of acid a few weeks ago and the cartoon I was watching told me we're going to 40k without a pullback

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:23:17 2021 No.25478594 File: 176 KB, 1651x1227, C9E9DC0B-D2D0-4A1E-9423-815AEAF8262F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25478569

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:25:44 2021 No.25478708 >>25478446 Couple weeks. Trends peaked around Christmas, coins peaked mid-January. Then it all went downhill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:26:46 2021 No.25478758 File: 8 KB, 270x187, mmmmm yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25477711 Put a call in for 1BTC at 1$ and wait for someone to make a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:28:03 2021 No.25478824 >>25478758 just work for coinbase so you can buy their "flash crashes" to $0.06 during the GBR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:28:47 2021 No.25478866 >>25477711 Here you go kid. Be a good Anon and don't take any wooden nickels. https://www.coinbase.com/earn

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:29:20 2021 No.25478887 >>25477711 you had like 10 years my dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:29:52 2021 No.25478905 >>25478026 Not your keys, not your coins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:30:07 2021 No.25478912 >>25478708 Thanks m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:31:31 2021 No.25478980 >>25478866 lmao are you such a pajeet that you tried to share a referral link and fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:32:31 2021 No.25479028 >>25478912 Scratch that, I was checking Eth chart VS Bitcoin trends.. BTC chart VS Trends peaked and dropped around the same time. Could be an good indicator when we're nearing the top though.. I'll do some research on this

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:33:12 2021 No.25479060

>>25477711
Go to coinbase.com
Register.
Verify (it literally takes you step by step through the process, impossible to fuck up).
Transfer funds - again, the website itself will instruct you what to do.
Buy the crypto of your choice.

I think you really overestimate how difficult it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:36:12 2021 No.25479200 File: 71 KB, 800x928, 1606175130796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25478026 Seriously man, "call up your bank"? Are you not even trying to hide the fact that you are such a retarded boomer? C'mon man!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:36:28 2021 No.25479213 >>25478348 Binance and Coinbase if burger. I use Shakepay to offramp as a leaf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:39:11 2021 No.25479320 >>25478905 self custody is hazardous and overrated in my opinion but everyone has their own risk tolerance. >>25479200 have you even tried it? maybe try calling up your bank and asking them before you resort to name calling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:43:24 2021 No.25479473 >>25479320 found the kike guess what, I'm not gonna pay ANY taxes on my capital gains.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:44:50 2021 No.25479537 >>25479473 yes they will report any purchases and transfers. you can email them with a withdrawal request with your address of choice if you want to hold onto your own coins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:45:51 2021 No.25479580 set up a bitcoin wallet and paypal me. ill send you bitcoin in return

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:54:10 2021 No.25479894 >>25479320 Do you, by chance, work for Charles Schwab?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:55:51 2021 No.25479967 >>25479894 no but I do own SCHW and MTB shares. Maybe I should have disclosed that conflict of interest earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:03:22 2021 No.25480235 File: 19 KB, 656x527, 1607427994684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>25479967 fucking /biz/

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