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My shitcoins pumped and I want to escape CA but also still poor fag. How do I get a property at auction for cheap somewhere that isn't surrounded by homeless zombies that are one missed EBT payment away from eating me?

Stuff like this https://ebay.us/ZtcQDm
https://www.auction.com/
https://www.zillow.com/
https://craigslist.org/

What am I missing? How do I get something decent for really cheap, I honestly have no problem rebuilding a trashed crackhouse or something. budget is like 50K, preferably innawoods. Would it be possible to but land in the Ozarks or elsewhere and make a mini bunker with that much?

>> No.25467931

>>25467833
>Would it be possible to but land in the Ozarks or elsewhere and make a mini bunker with that much?
Sure it's possible but I doubt you have the grit, determination or knowledge to attempt a remodel on your own. Also anywhere land is cheap, is cheap because no one wants to live there.

>> No.25467999

>>25467833

fuck off we're full

>> No.25468234

>>25467833
>How do I get something decent for really cheap
you don't in this market.

>> No.25468245

>>25467833
Check this out
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/193-E-Market-St-Elizabethtown-IL-62931/2080159343_zpid/

I grew up in this town and we had a substitute teacher who unironically left his home/family because he was a doomer convinced that society was about to collapse and he wanted access to a riverway (cause all of the bridges would be bombed).
Anyways, 98% white, and as long as you have income and don't need to find a local job it's pretty comfy.

>> No.25468291

>>25467833
why is nobody saying niggers when he means it

>> No.25468417

>>25468234
this

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25468660

>>25468245
How about this one, it would be like 250,000$ where I live in CA.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/618-Bolivar-St-Owensboro-KY-42303/215034466_zpid/?

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25468775

>>25467931
I worked with concrete for years at a previous job so I would probably build a concrete house if I had land. Concrete is the way to go people, idk why anyone would make their mic mansion out of think sticks of wood held together with sheetrock.

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25468862

>>25468291
Well I would prefer to be surrounded by racist rednecks vs minorities if that's what you mean.