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25368216 No.25368216 [Reply] [Original]

Times have changed, and we must change with them.

This is the estrochad. A hybrid species: Part man, part söy, 100% alpha.

The very definition of alpha follows his lead alone. There is no alternative.

Lower your head in shame for this is what you shall aspire to be from this moment forward.

>> No.25368246

>>25368216
Does this man fuck?

>> No.25368371
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>>25368216
>wow it looks just like the game cyberpunk 2077!

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>>25368216
i'm allin ADA and this is my favorite pasta

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>>25368216
I see no man in that picture

>> No.25368566

>>25368246
Does handjob counts?

>> No.25368611

>>25368566
Only if with a tulpa.

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>>25368446
When I try to mimic this I look like bateman when he's killing paul.

>> No.25368680

>>25368216
Charles Hoskinson is so fucking handsome. I want to listen to Pink Floyd and talk about blockchain scalability with him forever.

>> No.25368698

>>25368216
onions
alpha
pick onions and only onions
he can NEVER be alpha

>> No.25368727

>>25368680
based faggot

>> No.25368729

>>25368698
He’s creating a decentralized cryptocurrency that hopes to bring down the central banking industry. He is 100x more alpha than Zyzz. Please do not talk about my crypto internet husband like that.

>> No.25368738

>>25368216
Dear god, what’s the point of being rich if you’re a cringe so yboy?

>> No.25368789
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>>25368246
You tell me

>> No.25368817

>>25368738
Because he owns a lambo, grows his own food and says whatever the hell he wants and you’re jealous. You’ll never, ever be my crypto internet husbando. You’re just gonna stay mad on your keyboard while he single handedly codes Goguen on one hand while giving you the middle finger with the other.

>> No.25368857

>>25368789
el goblina de monstridad

>> No.25368905

>>25368246
When you’re a successful billionaire it’s impossible not to fuck (unless you don’t want to)
but women might only/ mainly be with him for the money

>> No.25368941

>>25368857
Charles is SO FUCKING CUTE. Holy crap. I’ve been away for a few days. Did ya miss me? Happy New Year to everyone.

CHARLES IS FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! ADA all the way.

>> No.25368981

>>25368905
Easy solution: go gay.

I would make sure every day I did as much as I could for him.

>> No.25368993

>>25368941
He's balding. If he's so rich why can't he afford finasteride, hair transplants, and minoxidil like musky melon? Even a millionaire can afford hair transplants.

>> No.25369056

>>25368993
He literally doesn’t give a fuck. And with a smile like that — who cares. He’s a 10/10 in the face. That button nose and those adorable auburn eyes. His fucking smile. Fucking hell. He seems genuinely happy and you don’t understand how much SEX that exudes.

Charles is fucking busy right now. He has something like 250 employees, the most dev activity on GitHub, and is whipping up virtual machines to run all dApps, smart contracts, and other shit.

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>>25368371
>as always, i'm the player character.

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>>25368216
>A, wha, uh... YIKES!

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>>25368216