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"I got a $100 cheque from my grandma and my dad said I need to put it in crypto so it can grow over the years"

>> No.25364828

>>25364749
wow this thread is setting up for a really funny joke
my sides shall kek into orbit good sir

>> No.25364832

Aaaand it's 100 thousand

>> No.25364869

>>25364749
>$100 cheque
What's worse than Euro trash?
Americans who pretend they're Euro trash.
Christ.

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Okay I'll just have to put it into your savings account before you can purchase it on coinbase aaaaand let me tell you about these fucking uppity niggers. They literally just tore down a statue of Abe God damned fucking Lincoln emancipating a slave, a statue that was designed by A FREED FUCKING SLAVE, because it made some of these retarded niggers uncomfortable because "whitey was standin' ova darky" or something of that horse shit nature. Look, I'm gonna level with you kid. You've got a long road ahead of you, you look young so you haven't started watching porn. DON'T! I know it will seem counter-intuitive but you have to avoid that shit like you'd avoid these fucking niggers in the street. I swear to God, they'll literally punch you because its a fucking game to them. They don't even make good beasts of burden, an ox will pull the cart without talking back, raping your family, or raising a hand to you. You're better off just gassing them. If you do though, don't build the chambers based off those horse shit history books they'll have you read in a few years. "Wooden doors" haha let me tell you the only thing you'd manage to do with wooden doors is make those niggers think you're hotboxing them. Sure they'll cough a lot but with all the gas flowing out through the doorway they'll just think it was bad salvia. All in all that's a pipe dream but you can still make enough money to buy a big plot of land away from any niggers. You can raise a nice family out there and try to grow your net worth while Elon starts up the Mars colony. Once thats going ideally you'll have enough to move your family to the white mans planet.

>> No.25365992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg22rT6prHI