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Please post your BTC holdings. 1 BTC Minimum is required for entry.

>> No.25363654
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25363654

>>25363641

>> No.25363674

>>25363654
Welcome back to Citadel, Minister.

>> No.25364365

>>25363641
I have the equivelant of 10 BTC in LINK right now. I'll just trade 1 BTC worth via a LINK powered smart contract anytime I need to fly from Mars (where LINK's citadel is) to BTC's citadel on the moon.

>> No.25364486

1.25
Probably going to make it 3 btc in a couple weeks from inheriting a fiat dump truck, but I hate buying at these prices

>> No.25364514

>>25364486
Welcome to Citadel, citizen

>> No.25364774

I'm a halfcoiner, can I get into the suburbs?

>> No.25364931

>>25364774
A plane has been arranged for your deportation

>> No.25365034
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25365034

>>25363641

>> No.25365069

>>25365034
Satoshi... is that you?

>> No.25365111

>>25365034
Welcome to Citadel, mr. President

>> No.25365521

I have 3 xrp, will I be allowed in?

>> No.25365917

>>25365521
Honestly, you will probably be grinded up into a macro nutrient shake to feed our workers

>> No.25366017

>>25365034
Jesus. Imagine having your 144k BTC wallet.dat file cracked by the Feds because you didn't encrypt it with a 128+ bit entropy passphrase.

>> No.25366171

>>25364486
wait for end of bull cycle, it'll be 10k again

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25366862

>>25363641
rat poison

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25367786

>>25365034
and I've been struggling to accumulate just one, just kill me

>> No.25367870

>>25363674
Visa granted

>> No.25367898

>>25365034
G*d bless uncle shlomo

>>25366862
Which is why keynsians fear it

>> No.25367932

>>25363641

0.8 sir please let me in.

>> No.25368433

>>25365034
and the whole forest got quiet all of a sudden

>> No.25368557

>>25367932
long with leverage at a bottom and come back later. door's closed.

>> No.25368621

>>25366862
> rat poison
Warren is right, of course, but I still think that’s a bit too anti-semitic a way to put it.

>> No.25368802

>>25365034
Peter schiff’s wallet.

>> No.25369034

>>25367932
okay, let us check your internet history
>posted bobo threads on /biz/

sorry bobo, I guess you have been rejected.

>> No.25369061

>>25368621
kek

>> No.25369086
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25369086

I'm Commander Shepard and LINK is my favorite altcoin on the Citadel

>> No.25369316

>>25364365
Sir get back in the pit

>> No.25369403

I have .2 Bitcoin locked up in YAM, COVER, and HEX. Can I come in?

>> No.25369426

>>25369403
entry rejected, status: illegal immigrant

>> No.25369591

What if I only hold th true Bitcoin? (Bitcoin Cash ABC)

>> No.25369976

>>25368802
kek

>> No.25369995

>>25363641
will this actually happen? i have 2 bitcoin and never selling, what can i expect in the future? will i be able to go to elysium?

>> No.25370056

>>25364486
inheritance-fags wont be allowed in the citadel.

>> No.25370078

>>25363641
Surely i can get in with 100k link?

>> No.25370106

>>25370078
Goddamnit. Stupid id. Im outta here

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>>25370078
>>25370106

>> No.25370194

>>25368621
Can someone redpill me on Buffet? The guy is loved and shilled by the media everywhere, which should be a huge redflag right there. Also he's cost me a fortune in opportunity cost while holding Bershike Hathaway stock, all the while he's sitting on billions of inflating cash and not even paying dividends.