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25363613 No.25363613 [Reply] [Original]

take a seat buddy, tell me about it. What can I get you to drink tonight?

>> No.25363778
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25363778

>>25363613
A cider
Going sober for 2021. Quite the drugs a few months ago but havnt shook the alchohol.
Fuck 2020. Moved to a new city this year and I'm super isolated. Nothing really to show for this year except my degree and an extra 20 lbs.

>> No.25363869

Rum and coke, please.
This has been a year out of hell, but gains are a-waiting.

>> No.25363920

im laying in bed alone in my rentcuck apartment, i have 5k usd in crypto and my salary is 800usd per month while everyone on twitter and here is pro trader with 100k portfolios, fuck me

>> No.25364550

>>25363778
>>25363869
coming right up lads

>>25363920
hey man that's 5k more than what most people have. You're only a bullrun away from that 6 figures you want

>> No.25365020

*pours self a drink while it's quiet*

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>>25363613
i sold my btc yesterday. i am simply unable to accept any asset continuing to gain at this pace.

I'll have a kokanee

>> No.25365384

>>25365092
profit is profit but I hope you didn't sell all of it anon?

>> No.25365420

I'll have whatever cider you have on tap please. Thank you.

>> No.25365443

>>25363778
Lose those 20lbs and then another 10lbs. Get right with yourself first, then embrace the world.

>> No.25365453

Uhh.. excuse me barkeep but your mask looks a little loose, could you tighten up those strings for me?

>> No.25365462
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25365462

It’s my birthday.
I keep getting heirloom stuff from family members who don’t realize the value.
Pretty gud day. Going to a coin store Saturday.

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>>25363613
I drove by the bars today.
The city has gone full Corona bro, while the hospitals are at full capacity.

I'll have a Champaign.

>> No.25365557

>>25365462
My brother's a new years baby too.
He's working the ER tonight.

>> No.25365603

I've had a good year boys. I finished my grad degree, met a nice girl, and invested all my stimmy/neetbux with pretty nice returns thanks to this autistic mongolian river fishing hivemind. Hope you all stay safe frens.

>> No.25365631

>>25365557
Is it at 190% capacity because cunts like this bartender can’t mask up FOR YOUR OWN GOOD?

>> No.25365633

>>25363613
Ill take vodka on the rocks. Top shelf
Year has been one hell of a trip from seeing oil go negative to losing all my close friends. I'll be moving to a new city this year for another adventure

>> No.25365638

One water and Tylenol please. The nerve in my back is getting pinched again. I've been laying in bed all day. After that, I'll take a beer. It might kill me, but I need it if im going to stay up all night. Need to reteach myself math for the upcoming semester so I can finally graduate and get my degree. At least I made it through debt free

>> No.25365749
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Whiskey sour.
This year went very well, because of alot of bad stuff. Most of my family died for one reason or another (poor health, addiction, ect). But they left me a decent inheritance. I bought a great 3 story house in the woods all on a dead end street paid off. I had a good amount extra and started to invest a bit and made a decent amount on meme stocks to pay for a couple nice trips around the world when this all clears up. I have a decent job and just got a great promotion to a spot I've been playing for and pretty much my career goal since I was a kid (and pays great, for having very minimal college).
Its been ok this year. I don't like to be too optimistic, but I came from a dirt poor, steal-your-diner, childhood.

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double shot of wild turkey, neat.
God fuck this year. fell in love with a stupid meth addict. she got me good then dumped me. idk maybe cuz she thought i was a junkie too?
clean as a whistle but been hitting the bottle because of it lately.
still need to buy more gold and silver.
got a new job. so that's cool. pay is decent.
but fuuuuuck. shit's fucked yo.

>> No.25366037

>>25365972
are you retarded. how does that happen. was the sex good at least?

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Whiskey please. Not doing good. Overworked, underpaid, and tired all the time. When will it end?

>> No.25366112

macallen neat

Did very well this year better than I thought. Made a bit over $3m in stocks and cryptos

>> No.25366139

>>25365749
>dirt poor

>family left me money for a house

yeah fuck you honestly

>> No.25366152

>>25363613
You the same anon who makes this threads in /r9k?

>> No.25366175

I'll have a gin and tonic please.

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>>25363613
good evening fellow /biz/raelis
quite the atmosphere you've got going on here. shaping up to be a comfy evening.

>> No.25366245

>>25363613
I'd really like to make tonight the last time I drink or smoke. I don't think it's going to happen.

>> No.25366272

>>25363613

I don’t drink, just here for a breather;

Family member just died of Covid. Literally the first person I knew who had the coof. She died alone, no one was allowed to see her.

Death gives you new perspectives, feeling greatful to have good family and blood coursing through my veins. Despite what the nihilists say, life is indeed a gift.

>> No.25366307

Sip, mhm that's a tasty beverage. Honestly so lonely and depressed, the only thing keeping me alive at this point is hope my coins moon, booze.

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25366336

Sparkling water.

I had a great year. Business grew 100%. Bought BTC. gf is making crab legs and steak tonight in my high rise condo. Truly feelings of gratitude.

Hang bros that haven’t made it yet. I felt like I was destined for to be a loser for most of my 20s. But I never truly gave into it. Keep moving forward and have faith in your higher power and follow what you love.

Cheers bros!!!

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>>25363613
I'll have a beer please. Doing quite swell, how about you young chap?

>> No.25366362

I'm doing really well right now, but I still need to quit smoking. Any advice?

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25366381

Scotch, double on the rocks.
Doggo died last week, feel like my gf and I are drifting apart. Pajeet roommates are insufferable.
At least I don't need to be a wagie.

>> No.25366408

>>25363613
beer and a glass of champagne friend. I got stacks rollin in and shitcoins to buy. I can taste victory anon. I can feel it. The goddess of fortune has smiled upon me this year and I can feel her gentle caress leading me toward into 2021

>> No.25366421

Where the fuck is the bartender? Did he pass out drinking bleach again?

>> No.25366423

>>25363613
I just want to play pretend wolf of Wall Street but everything is fit to burst

>> No.25366425

>>25363613
I dont drink and im mentally ruined

>> No.25366443

>>25366139
Yea, no fuck you. My family was fine until my older sister bankrupted us for her heroin addiction, constantly conning my mother into helping her and leaving us with nothing. I would spend months with no electricity. The only smart move my mother ever did was get an amazing life insurance from her company and differed comp that my sister (and later my younger brother who was a pill junkie) couldn't touch. No one knew she had it, and the only other heirs to it are dead.

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>>25363613

Posted the below in another thread but hey-ho:

I live in London (originally from NZ):

>go back to NZ in march for holiday
>gf also comes back with me, on different flights - rocky relationship, pretty much over but we live together
>lockdowns force me there until october (good thing, was great to be at home for so long and working from there)
>company suddenly cucks out due to my visa and says i need to return back asap
>book flight back to london in oct
>gfs company is relaxed as, she doesnt have to leave
>coronachan literally going fucking mental in london/uk/europoor zone
>forced to stay alone in my apartment, havent left other than for fucking picking up food etc.
>my family dog died on christmas eve.
>spent xmas, and now new years alone

During coming back, ive been drinking a lot more. Same for gaining weight.

Can I have a vodka and soda water please anon

>> No.25366490

Wife left me. Mom died. Had life savings in XRP. Bad 2 weeks.

>> No.25366522
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>>25366490
Can I fuck your wife anon?

>> No.25366642

I’ll have a warm glass of water please.
Doing okay, started a new job 3 months ago and banked every paycheck because I live in my grandparents basement rent free. Made $20,000 gains from INJ.

>> No.25366691

>>25366490

Jesus christ anon if this is true, i'm so sorry.

Grief is shit, i lost my dad when i was 15. Everything gets easier over time.

Never buy XRP again, and check your ID.

>literally fml

>> No.25366722

>>25365631
They expanded to fit more patients. So ICU beds are not the best indicator. They're not tracking the nurse to patient ratio. My brother said it's doubled, so the nurses have twice as many patients to look after.

>> No.25366747

>>25366443
glad you found solace.

>> No.25366761

>>25366490
Keep your head up, what price did you buy? Head high and walk forward anon’

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25366792

It's mostly been a good year.

>met girlfriend in March
>started living together in April
>invested £10k in crypto, now worth £20k
>earned 2 AWS certification
>started studying trading properly

Here are my goals for 2021

>less time on /biz/
>spend more time with gf
>get a new job
>learn proper trading
>reach £100k net worth before turning 27

Cheers brothers, here's to a new year

>> No.25366800

>>25366272
have a good evening anon. Were all just sharing a drink we call loneliness.

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25366803

happy new year, /biz/

>> No.25366904

what a year, thanks for asking. i'm in the mood for a tequila tonight, your call. btc is just taking off and i'm feeling a little surreal. i have this feeling altcoins don't really moon until we hit 100k due to sophisticated people diving in. and i'm mostly leveraged there. i have a job to keep fomoing into until then. happy new year, anons.

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A good alcohol-free cocktail

it way okay I guess
>finished school
>started University but I don't what think of it yet, right now it sucks
>Actually learned about and bought crypto
>Quit alcohol and I feel better than ever
>Not much socializing obviously
for 2021
>more /fit/ness
>more socializing
>getting a job to buy actually meaningful amounts of crypto

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25366925

Cashed out 2K Going to swan miami tonight with the wife. Then drinks and the celebratory escort. (Wife likes girls)

>> No.25367029

Maker's on the rocks Barkeep

>be a burger
>Afrikaneer has to spend winter months wagecucking in hospitality in florida to keep her visa
>frequently flies back north to me but have to spend some holidays alone
>alone new years

>> No.25367053

>>25367029
>Afrikaneer girlfriend

>> No.25367080

>>25366925
You lucky sonofabitch

>> No.25367130

>>25366336
Congrats king, what's your business?

>> No.25367203

>>25363613
It’s alright. My friend with an extremely hot sister invited me over to watch a movie with him and her friends so who knows what might happen tonight. On a different note, I’ve never had as much money as I do now, although I still feel I’m missing something. Some of you anons were right, money doesn’t buy happiness

>> No.25367209

>>25366925
that dudes one good lookin woman

imagine the smell

>> No.25367221

>>25367130

Ecomm business. I deal in extremely expensive craftsman made products.

>> No.25367242

>>25367203
tomorrow wake up a virgin
thats whatll happen
NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHA

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25367315

> I'm going to die without ever making it

>> No.25367330

I'd like a nice slivovitz. I've got my new year's pork and sauerkraut about to come out of the slow cooker. It smells pretty great.

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>>25367315

>> No.25367434

>>25366421
I'm here, it's been a busy night anon, sorry for the wait. What are you having?

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>>25366490
I'm really really sorry fren. Drinks are on the house alright

>> No.25367491

>>25366037
Bro fucking 2020 anything was possible
And yeah but I felt guilty the entire time
I knew it wan't gonna last past the first few times
Like literally some of the best fucking sex ever
But man that shit kinda takes a piece of your soul

>> No.25367542

>>25366792
Well done anon. Are you based in Scotland by any chance?

>> No.25367553

>>25363613
Water please.

Feeling good. This has been one of the best years of my life. "Working" from home, comfy. No commuting. No office politics. No xmas parties. Saved loads of money. More free time for hobbies. Lil bit of day trading on the side, which was quite profitable. I could get used to this. Another pandemic, please.

>> No.25367580

I think I will try therapy next year
This year learned to manage and get my emotions under control, and also use my feelings to create stuff (writing, music)
Happy new year frens

>> No.25367616

I’m having a hard time not taking my .42 BTC and FOMOing it into alts, especially seeing DOT and CEL pump

>> No.25367754

>>25367616

Dont chase shiny objects.

>> No.25367984

>>25366381
Sorry to hear about your doggo anon

>> No.25368012

>>25367542
England now, but I lived in Glasgow for 5 years for uni

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I'll take a Coors Light.
Going well anon, about to buy a house in the country and start a family.
My crypto hasn't moved cause I hold shitcoins, but w/e.

>> No.25368138

>>25367242
Fuck u nogger

>> No.25368171

>>25367616
Nexo will pump like cel once people figure out they have a better loan model

>> No.25368296

>>25363613
Same as last year, Bailey's on the rocks. I can't complain, haven't felt stress in a few years now, to the constant amazement of my friends. But it does make a man wonder what emotions feel like to others. To me they've always just been thoughts with particular trajectories, but recently I've read that some have a true physical experience of emotions, such as a warmth spreading through their body when they're happy. This year I learnt to change my emotions at will, but usually I just let the thoughts roll to try to find some physical element to them. Tis but a minor nitpick, the birds are pretty and the music good, to our gains
>>25363778
Best of luck anon. Been sober for 3 months now myself, involuntary as it is for me it's probably for the best, would always drink too much when I got a good chance

>> No.25368707

>>25368296
it's interesting that we have such different experiences. Are you sure you don't feel them or is it the case that you are just not in tune/far removed from allowing yourself to experience them?

>> No.25368745

>>25367580
>I think I will try therapy next year

this is a good move fren. Proud of you for taking that step

>> No.25369098

>>25368707
Really is an odd thing the mind is. Now that you mention it I do occasionally notice some muscle tension when I'm angry, and there are differences in the speed with which I move my hands when I'm frustrated/mellow. But certaintly positive emotions have little substance to them beyond a lack of negative thoughts and a more optimistic attitude. And no emotion has any internal physical sensations - then again, perhaps people that do have easy to recognise strong sensations are the outliers

>> No.25369541

>>25369098
>And no emotion has any internal physical sensations - then again, perhaps people that do have easy to recognise strong sensations are the outliers

I think it's the opposite fren but good to hear your experience. Have you ever tried meditation? you might be surprised at what you experience

>>25368021
you're living the dream fren, happy for you

>> No.25369755

>>25367616
there's a good argument for keeping it and for swapping it for alts. It just depends on what your risk tolerance is and the value of your portfolio rn

>> No.25369827

I started trading crypto in the last month and right off the bat I have 20k in unrealized gains. Could be worse. I'm more upset about being perpetually alone though. Another long year, another short year, and just like that, life is over... cheers guys, don't let it all go to waste...

>> No.25369922

My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on. Payback's a bitch motherfuck-

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>>25363613
A corona please.
Made some bux this year but what's it worth if nobody is around to have a good time with?

>> No.25370274

>>25370049
coming up. Hey, you've always got us fren. I mean that.

>> No.25370331

>>25363613
I poop and i pee. I peed and i pooped. I PEEEEEEEEEEEE im a peer i peed pee pee pee pee and poo

>> No.25370366

>>25370331
Be kind to your bowels anon, they weren't meant to work this hard.

>> No.25370412

Vodka shot followed by a Coke Zero chaser.
I'm trying to lose my Christmas weight.
I pray every day that I dont get kidnapped and tortured for my Ledger keys.

>> No.25370425

>>25367315

Hang in there bro. Big things are coming!

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>>25370274
Thanks fren

>> No.25370436

Triple Margarita, no Lime and no triple sec

>> No.25370485 [DELETED] 

Aww fuck man its been decent cant really complain ive made all the decisions ive made on my own one thing i wish i could take back was not get rid of this crazy bitch that was CRAZY but she was always down to fuck never really got into relationships and she rtushed it so i was spooked, other then that i regret buying a brand new car shit was stupid expensive plus the insurance is 500 a month i could afford it but i quit my job right after unfortunately like a retard thank god im still collecting but ill make it all work always do

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>>25369541
Tried as much meditation as anyone has. The more I read about people's experiences with it the more interesting I find it, I will give it an honest shot this year - can't say I don't have enough time. My interest was piqued a couple months ago after finding out about the Buddhist dark night of the soul, strange thing that. Thanks for chattin fren, hope you have a sweet and prosperous new year, good night

>> No.25370548

I did nothing but with this entire year at my own wage slave business. It went from a hobby costing me money to just shy of breaking six figures. That's below minimum wage for the number of hours I worked, but it beats being in the fucking cage. Hopefully I can double it this coming year.

I have zero social life and the loneliness gets hard to deal with. Sometimes I will literally went weeks on end without talking to a single person that wasn't either a customer or cashier at a store.

I don't even know why I bother working so hard. I have a little 50k house paid off. I redid the whole thing myself, so it looks modern and cozy. My cost of living is nothing.

End of my blog

>> No.25370573 [DELETED] 

>>25370494
also quit drugs and vaping and nicotine yes i consider weed a drug but it was a great decision

>> No.25370614

>>25365525
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but it is called champagne.

>> No.25370849

>>25366803
kek that .gif. oh man

>> No.25371040

>>25370548
>I have zero social life and the loneliness gets hard to deal with. Sometimes I will literally went weeks on end without talking to a single person that wasn't either a customer or cashier at a store.
Me too anon. I’ve gotten so used to it. You guys are my closest friends it seems

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lads, my shift is over for the night.

Listen, it's New Years Eve/New years, some of you need people to talk to and everyone wants a drink. I'm going to keep the bar open, help yourself alright but within reason, don't go nuts. I'll tend to it in the morning.

Until then please keep the place alive, some anons are alone and need a place to hangout and talk to other frens on here at this time. If someone wants to volunteer as a thread watcher and give it a bump when needed that'd be great. Godspeed and some of you will be in my prayers when I fall asleep.

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>>25369541
Thanks fren, I hope the New Year brings you good things.

>> No.25371905

>>25363920
Anon remember that everybody shills for their big gains, but they never talk about all their loses.... every faggot on this forum posts like they are Gordon Gecko when in reality they are LARPing the Jordan Belfort

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https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

happy new years and sick gains to all

>> No.25372116

>>25370548

Def gonna make it.

You need to stop working so hard and pay people to work for you. You cant do it alone!

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>>25363613
desu, I thought things were going to get a lot better for me after college. graduated this summer, moved away from family to be independent and start my first real job at 60k/year. thought I would be getting in shape, finally focusing on different hobbies in my spare time and starting a side business. but I've sidetracked myself so much that I don't feel like I've got nothing done. had a calendar, planner and everything I needed but eventually those were left blank, i've gotten lonely as shit since I'm by myself, it's hard to wake up everyday even on my days off, and I end up just watching youtube and lurking. I feel purposeless and dread the fact that this could be my life for the next 40+ years before retirement, but I'm finally doing something today to get me out of this cycle and I hope you all do too

>> No.25372451

bump

>> No.25372590

>>25363613
Doing well over all. My relationship with my gf is not doing so well. We might split up, we live together so it makes it more complicated. We basically fight over money.

>> No.25372718

>>25372368
Please visit an Orthodox Church anon

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>>25370614
shampagnia

>> No.25372754

>>25363613
Milk please.

I’ve seen a lot of this year... just want to let all of it sink in.

>> No.25373163

Any lager on tap.

2020 was a rollercoaster. I left my oneitis because of family rejection, promising to come back in a year. I spent the first part of my year drunk and sobbing (like I was 16 again). 2 relatives passed away. I lost my job after training.
8 months in, I’m qualified to practice law in two countries. I’ve joined another law firm and I’m working for a crypto company as a side hustle. Crypto has been amazing investment asset wise too. And I got my MBA, hit 1/2/3/4 in the gym.
So everything is peachy on the surface but I’m fucked inside because of the girl. We were meant to meet this December, but covid fucked the plans. Instead we have this tentative tenterhooks style conversation, she hides from her bf and I hide from...whoever I’m seeing. And she’s angry at me and this NYE I basically sent her a load and she has not replied.
I never thought being rich and doing a job I love could still leave so much room for longing.
t. Mid 20s doomer

>> No.25373235

>>25372368
You need to detox your brain. Look up dopamine detox and start reading books instead of spending 100% of your time on 4chins. Buy the most expensive Kindle and start checking out books from your local library or get an Amazon Prime subscription.

>> No.25373507

>>25363613

Hey chief. Got any mead?

Things are OK. Would like the BTC rocket ship to allow me aboard with a couple full coins before I get priced out. I want to buy some land in Alaska and escape this commie shithole known as Portland, Oregon. Would like 100k-500k before I set off.

>> No.25373625

>>25363613
One milk please. Progress on my robot army is slower than I hoped. Some days I think I'll never be emperor of the world.

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>>25363613
Thanks barkeep-anon. I've missed you. Things are doing okay rn but I'm starting to think I'm not going to make it. I just don't have enough capital. I made a 93% return this year but that translates to only $930. Old fashioned with two cherries please.

>> No.25373655

>>25363613
Drinking Korbel out of the bottle. Haven't left my house in eleven months other than for twice monthly grocery pickups. Sitting on a 'made it' crypto portfolio, but kinda bummed out honestly because there's nothing to spend it on. Planning to spend the weekend getting crypto tax worksheets put together for the CPA. Fuck 2020.

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>>25363613
Gimme 50 shots of whiskey and call the Union, sir.

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xrp is going back up

>> No.25373731

>>25373632
$2000 is a million in ten years at 90% a year.